Carl Wilkins is a character mentioned in Grand Theft Auto V.
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Wilkins is a baseball legend who is assumed to now be retired.
The Talkin' Balls! news report by John Jackson titled "It takes a hero to admit whiskey dick" claims that Wilkins had recently come out to admit he was taking drugs to solve erection problems in bed, most likely Mollis.
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It takes a hero to admit whiskey dick | |
John Jackson - Talkin' Balls | |
Our jimmy hats go off to baseball legend Carl Wilkins for admitting he used performance enhancing drugs before casual exploitive sex with desperate lonely groupies. It is good to see sports heroes admit what we have known for a long time: That women's reproductive organs are too complicated and in most cases you lose your erection after half an hour when you start thinking about video games and pizza. It is heartwarming to see more athletes admit they need doping before sex. | |