Forrest Simon is an unseen character in Grand Theft Auto V.
History[]
Background[]
Simon is a news reporter for the Daily Globe.
Events of Grand Theft Auto V[]
During the story of GTA V, Simon will write four internet articles which can be found on Eyefind: "Terror on the highway" following the mission "Father/Son", "Extreme Sports Jerk Plunges to Death" following the death of Dom Beasley, ""Like never ending clowns coming out of a car" Fertility doc says of woman's vagina" and a fourth unnamed post following the death of Peter Dreyfuss.
Online Articles[]
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Terror on the highway. |
| Forrest Simon - Daily Globe | |
| Motorists on the Del Perro Freeway were thrown into a panic when a high-speed gun battle broke out between two vehicles, one of which was carrying a yacht.
What sparked the clash and the identity of the two groups of men involved is not yet known, but this leads us to our reader poll of the day: "Is a drive-by shootout over a luxury yacht a sign that Los Santos is in economic crisis, or out of economic crisis?" | |
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Extreme Sports Jerk Plunges to Death. |
| Forrest Simon - Daily Globe | |
| A hedge fund whiz kid was found dead earlier near the Land Act Dam, in an extreme sports stunt gone horribly wrong. Dom Beasley, according to his Lifeinvader page, was a base-jumping fanatic who had become addicted to chasing ever more dangerous highs, quite possibly to over-compensate for his soulless existence in the banking industry and his lonely contribution to the human race. No parachute was found on Beasley's body, suggesting that he either jumped, was pushed, or was simply an idiot. | |
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"Like never ending clowns coming out of a car" Fertility doc says of woman's vagina |
| Forrest Simon - Daily Globe | |
| The miracle of life has awed many over the years, and while ancient cultures put woman who delivered twins to death for witchcraft, these days on shows like 'Pumpin' out Puppies', the more babies the better. On the new reality show contestants are impregnated with dozens of eggs and the contestant who delivers the most babies wins. Contestant Gloria Barker is expected to deliver 21 babies on the season finale. She plans to go on public assistance. | |
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| Forrest Simon - Daily Globe | |
| Notorious iconoclast Peter Dreyfuss has been found dead in an apparent vigilante hit after he was linked to the 1970s murder of a starlet. A reclusive and controversial genius, Dreyfuss enjoyed a career of spectacular highs and self inflicted lows. Now, he is dead and his reputation is in tatters after he was linked with the death of Leonora Johnson. Dreyfuss's movie career had been in hiatus for 30 years but he had apparently been preparing a comeback when rumors of a confession letter written by him to his former producer, the late David Richards, back to circulate. It seems this was enough for one vigilante who took matters into his own hands and killed Mr. Dreyfuss. We would write a longer obituary but until we know which of the rumors are true and which are false, we don't want to make fools of ourselves. | |