John Jackson is an unseen character in Grand Theft Auto V.
History[]
Background[]
Jackson is a writer for Talkin' Balls!.
Events of Grand Theft Auto V[]
During the story of GTA V, Jackson will write the article "It takes a hero to admit whiskey dick", stating that baseball legend Carl Wilkins used "performance enhancing drugs before casual exploitive sex", most likely Mollis.
Online Articles[]
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It takes a hero to admit whiskey dick |
| John Jackson - Talkin' Balls | |
| Our jimmy hats go off to baseball legend Carl Wilkins for admitting he used performance enhancing drugs before casual exploitive sex with desperate lonely groupies. It is good to see sports heroes admit what we have known for a long time: That women's reproductive organs are too complicated and in most cases you lose your erection after half an hour when you start thinking about video games and pizza. It is heartwarming to see more athletes admit they need doping before sex. | |