Shelia Hitano is an unseen character in Grand Theft Auto V.
History[]
Background[]
Hitano is a news reporter for Daily Globe.
Events of Grand Theft Auto V[]
During the story of GTA V, Hitano will write several news articles which can be viewed on Eyefind.info. These are: "Paps smear", "More weird events in the Grand Senora Desert" (referencing collectible Spaceship Parts), "iFruit fan disgusts local residents", "Disgusting scene as senior marries college senior" and "Containership sinks into LS harbour: Merryweather fumble their first play" following "The Merryweather Heist", if the "Freighter" option is taken.
Online Articles[]
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Paps smear |
| Shelia Hitano - Daily Globe | |
| The Street Photographers Union who represent accredited paparazzi say that cameraphone wielding amateurs are putting handworking celebrity stalkers out of business. In a recent high-profile incident, paparazzo Gene Admanson attacked a teenage girl who was snapping cameraphone pictures of pop-turned-country crooner Samantha Muldoon. "I make my living hiding in trash cans, jumping out in front of celebrity cars, trying to take pictures of their intimate areas. This is an art, and I will not be trodden on by amateurs," he told the judge in court. It is estimated that one in five residents of Los Santos is a paprazzo, and the spread of cameraphones is threatening to put 20% of the city's workforce out of employment. | |
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More weird events in the Grand Senora Desert |
| Shelia Hitano - Daily Globe | |
| It's the oldest story in the book - strange lonely person with an interest in hallucinogenic drugs claims they and they alone have been abducted by aliens to help them learn more about the human race by studying its weirdest members. Now that story has a twist - alien hunters, UFO-ologists and other eccentrics are convinced that a Grand Senora Desert hiker was not only abducted by aliens but that the flying saucer that he was taken to subsequently crashed - spraying debris over half the state. So far, nobody has actually found anything, of course but that hasn't stopped people with nothing better to do from flocking to the area in the hope that they too can find someone from the far reaches of space to probe them. We will stay with this story right up to the point we lose the will to carry on with our banal existences as journalists. | |
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iFruit fan disgusts local residents |
| Shelia Hitano - Daily Globe | |
| The phone wars were fought and won long ago and only losers wait in line for phones anymore, but Dukes resident Sean Douglass won't hear any of hat. "I love iFruit. Why is everyone being so mean to a company that is an American success story?" Douglass asked.
The reason, many say, is that the company uses all kinds of loopholes to avoid paying tax, it's products are mostly used by elitists, and they completely change charger ports on you, forcing the purchase of a bunch of new ones. Douglass says he will remain in line, despite what appears to be the first stages of leprosy. | |
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Disgusting scene as senior marries college senior |
| Shelia Hitano - Daily Globe | |
| Bob Killington married Tracy Hernandez Friday. It would normally be an exciting affair, except that he is 80 and she is 25. It is disgusting that successful men think they can scoop up a young woman at any age. I work out. I run on the treadmill. But rich elder men just aren't interested in an attractive 28 year old. To hear the misogynistic comments from Killington who is almost in his grave yet about to pull girls much younger - it fills me with an insecurity that makes me want to start cutting again. | |
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Containership sinks into LS harbour: Merryweather fumble their first play |
| Shelia Hitano - Daily Globe | |
| Explosions ran through the Port of South Los Santos last night and a container ship sunk into the harbor. This isn't how Don Percival, CEO of Merryweather Security Consulting, wanted to celebrate his company finally getting clearance to work at the Port of Los Santos. Along with a high value courier service, running a special security detail at the Port is one of the main contracts Merryweather have taken on since Congress gave them a domestic pass. Despite some witnesses claiming to hear gunfire, Percival insisted that the ship was sunk due to explosions in a malfunctioning gas tank. Anti-Merryweather activists point to a similar incident in the Sudan where Merryweather soldiers, drunk nd full of steroids, accidentally engaged other Merryweather soldiers in a "combat situation", then attempted to blame it on local insurgents. A full investigation into the incident has been launched. | |