Jeremy Sim is an unseen character in Grand Theft Auto V.
History[]
Background[]
Sim is a former journalist for the Daily Globe.
Events of Grand Theft Auto V[]
During the story of GTA V, Sim will write an article which can be viewed on Eyefind.info; "Police officer suspended after posting photos of murder victims on Lifeinvader as status updates".
In the story, he complains about his job, which requires him to write as many words as possible in order to make a fair wage. His complaints and use of foul language lead to an update being added at the bottom of the news report, stating that Jeremy Sim no longer works for the Daily Globe.
Online Articles[]
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Police officer suspended after posting photos of murder victims on Lifeinvader as status updates |
| Jeremy Sim - Daily Globe | |
| Officer Baryl Bint was suspended after posting crime scene photos on his Lifeinvader as status updates, which you would know if you just read the headline, but I'm paid per word so I have to fatten out my stories from time to time. Mr Bint worked in Liberty City and became a police officer because he was lonely, insecure and had a tiny penis. Probably. I just made that up. I did a journalism degree and now I'm writing news updates for a website. I wanted to write expos-s of injustice not slice of life stories about cops. Who gives a fuck? Cops can suck my dick. In fact, they do, when I get drunk and act out. So, anyway, he's a cop, he took pictures of dead people, he put them online. And now he's going to prison, where he will be molested by angry dudes who hate cops. Oh the layers of irony, not sure where to start. I hate you, so I'm going to sexually assault you? I hate cops so I'm going to become one? I hate crime so here's a picture of it? I hate myself so I keep messing up and that's all there is to it.
Update - Jeremy Sim is no longer working for the Daily Globe. We apologize if any readers were offended by his story. | |