Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

★★★½

Watched Sep 05, 2024

-You get a legacy sequel and you get a legacy sequel, everybody gets a legacy sequel
-Danny DeVito jumpscare Jesus Christ
-Monica Bellucci extremis armor made of body parts(my brain just farted this out)
-Oh, she’s a succubus nice
-Horny handyman
-Betelgeuse backstory lets go
-Jenna is great
-They still haven’t sold the fucking house ffs
-Willem Dafoe is kinda zaddy
-Betelgeuse singing “Right here waiting” 👍🏻
-They made his funeral stone into a shark fin no way dude, how chill🤙🏻
-Michael Keaton hasn’t lost a beat
-What would you say if we got funky on the soul train
-I like that Betelgeuse’s entire story ark evolution in these movies is to marry Winona Ryder cause I get it
-Can Jenna Ortega stop being betrayed by her love interests in Tim Burton productions, cause otherwise I volunteer as tribute for a Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice or a Wednesday season(I wrote a script treatment I’m that far gone)
-They came to Romania again wtf, Bran Castle(Dracula’s) visited on screen, too bad I’ve seen it irl countless times
-Also, sorry for my absence, been busy watching Succesion which is basically Festen(Thomas Vinterberg) the TV show, so yeah

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