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I write fic and make vids, and write books for a living. I started the AO3 back in 2007. You can find me there as [archiveofourown.org profile] astolat, and also at [youtube.com profile] astolatvids, [twitter.com profile] intimations, and [pillowfort.io profile] astolat at Pillowfort.

I pretty much exclusively use this journal for posting fannish work and glee. Lots of my fannish writing is explicit, and I often don't post content warnings, so be aware before you read. I very very rarely post locked, so I don't generally give access -- I don't like filtering, so I subscribe to just the journals I'm reading right at this moment in time.

You don't have to ask to subscribe to my journal, or to link to anything I post, or to crit my stuff, or to make sequels/podfics/fanart/whatever based on it, etc. As long as credit is given, you don't need my permission.

I WOULD love it if you post your work on the Archive of Our Own and cite my original story as a related work there, because then I can easily link back to you from the original story. :D

If you make a translation/remix/etc of one of my things and don't have an AO3 account, I have invites, just PM me your email address for one, and if it's for one of my stories that isn't on the AO3 yet, let me know and I'll put it up so you can link it.

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Happy Passover to any of you celebrating! Hope you have or are having a good seder. <3 I am very full of flourless chocolate cake and disinclined to move, so I have taken the night off and polished up this little story I never quite finished, it's based on the IDW 2019 comics reboot, or more accurately, off this one very happy-making panel that you can see in this tumblr post.

AO3 blurb screenshot

Chasms (1746 words) by astolat
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Transformers (IDW 2019)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Megatron/Orion Pax
Characters: Orion Pax, Megatron
Additional Tags: Transformers IDW 2019 Issue 6: Orion Pax: Free Fall, Threefold Spark, First Time
Series: Part 19 of Transformers works
Summary:

Megatron was almost intolerably annoying, and almost unbearably dazzling, all at the same time.

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LOOK, a STORY, it's almost like I have any free time 😭



Fool's Hope (38490 words) by astolat
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Transformers Generation One
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Megatron/Optimus Prime, Elita One/Optimus Prime
Characters: Optimus Prime, Megatron, Starscream (Transformers), Elita One (Transformers), Ultra Magnus, Thundercracker
Additional Tags: End of the war, Protector of Cybertron, Quintessons - Freeform
Series: Part 17 of Transformers works
Summary:

There was very little hope to be found within the Darkmount cell. What there was, Optimus clung to, for as long as he could.



I feel seriously emptied of inspiration lately (WHAT COULD BE GOING ON HMMM) and the prompt for this one really helped me get the engine going, so I mention, I would totally love MORE prompts if anyone had them to toss out and didn't mind the extremely great likelihood that in fact what happens is I disappear for another 19 months of radio silence and when reappearing turn up in a completely different fandom six places over. ;___; I MISS YOU GUYS
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Are there any native French speakers out there on my flist who could give me a quick consult on a line? I want a teenage character saying something roughly like: "How did he make them come apart like that? I have absolutely no idea. I was sure he was about to die." Ideally in a casual/slangy way, not a literal translation or anything. *peers around hopefully*
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So I have a character in a book who wants to write poetry, only she's a native Mandarin speaker who grew up from birth to 13 somewhere not far from Shanghai.

I need help figuring out some poetry and literature she would have read and finding decent English translations. Does anyone have any recs for either? Or for any favorite Chinese-to-English poetry translators in general?

Also hey in other news I'm in Lisbon this week for Comic-Con Portugal! Lmk if you're in the vicinity. :D
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I've been ranting over on tumblr at length, but I figured I would also just throw out for the record my final depressed predictions for the season finale:

what I think will happen )
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No s8 spoilers here, it diverges mostly after the Red Wedding and was mostly written before s8 started. But I especially wanted to finish it off after the just-delivered load of rubbish, lol. (Beware spoilers in comments though! I suspect many other people have Strong Feelings at the moment. :P)

Pride (22745 words) by astolat
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth, Cersei Lannister/Jaime Lannister, Cersei Lannister/Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth, Cersei Lannister/Brienne of Tarth
Characters: Jaime Lannister, Brienne of Tarth, Cersei Lannister, Sansa Stark, Grey Wind
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Queen in the North, the wall - Freeform, Winter, House Lannister
Series: Part 10 of Game of Thrones works
Summary:

Jaime didn’t understand why Cersei suddenly insisted on trimming his hair and shaving his beard, but he also didn’t care to fight her on it, even though he’d just as soon have kept the beard: it was bitterly cold in the small tower room with its arrow-slits. At night, even curled together under the two blankets they’d been allotted, it took the better part of an hour before their bodies could warm the bed enough to sleep.

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Is there anyone on my flist who would find joy sparked by a free box of Adam Lambert memorabilia? I am kondoing my space and would happily ship it to anyone who would enjoy it. It's mostly shortly-after-Idol-era magazines, signed Idols tour stuff, CDs.

Comments screened, drop me an address, first person gets it. :)
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Here is the teenager story, because the other TFP one decided it was NOT finished after all. :P

ao3 story blurb

The Parent Trap (17924 words) by astolat
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Transformers: Prime
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Megatron/Optimus Prime
Characters: Megatron, Optimus Prime, Arcee, Ratchet, Original Cybertronian Character(s)
Additional Tags: Teenagers, Cybertronian Parenting, Sparklings
Series: Part 16 of Transformers works
Summary:

“Oh my God, are you saying that Megatron had Optimus’s baby?” Miko shrieked piercingly.

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This was really neat to do, and I'm having so much fun going through the vidshows!

[personal profile] trelkez posted: The Self-Curated Vidshow Challenge!

In January I asked vidders to make vidshows using only their own vids. A whole lot of you did! There are 47 vidshows by 31 different vidders, all ready for browsing here:

The Self-Curated Vidshow Challenge

You can browse the vidshows by vidder name, either off the main list or in the top navigation. If you're not sure how to watch the shows, check the about page for tips. There are content notes available for most shows in a separate table beneath the vidshow playlist, so if you don't see them at a glance, scroll down.


I called mine Conversations, because I discovered while poking around for a theme that I had this bunch of vids that all have (at least for me) a strongly defined narrator voice talking to a second character.
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Ultimate Fanfic Tropes Showdown 3.1

I feel like my final list is not actually true because I change my mind on what each trope means depending on context, which in this case was the trope it was matched up against!

Rank Name
1 Snowed-In Cabin/Isolated Together For Extended Period of Time
2 Enemies to Friends to Lovers
3 Magical Connection (Telepathy, etc)
4 Fake Dating/Fake Marriage Accidentally Turns Into Feelings
5 Fairy Tale/Mythology AU
rest of results )

but the real list is more like:

1) Competence (how! how can they not have included competence!)
2) Fealty (their linked definition of Loyalty Kink is REALLY not the same as mine)
3) Antagonist/counterpart romance
4) Bonding (really any imposed connection) develops into chosen connection
5) AUs that create interesting new stakes and worldbuilding

10) Isolated together
11) Huddling for warmth
12) Family/kid fic
13) Hurt/comfort

the others are in here in a vague cloud, happy to read them, wouldn't immediately jump

100) Artificial conflict/misunderstandings
1000) Unhappy endings
1,000,000) Mundane AUs

But the REAL real answer is that it totally depends on the fandom! What I want is different depending on the fandom and the pairing. But OKAY fine, that is much less interesting for quiz purposes, I GRANT YOU.
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I am using the signal boost bookmarklet to signal boost this update to the signal boost bookmarklet and if any of you signal boost this and someone boosts that then eventually clearly we will create a vortex in the space-time continuum. :P

[personal profile] astolat posted: SignalBoost bookmarklet

I've now updated the bookmarklet so that it preserves the HTML encoding in the selected text, so for instance if you select a chunk of text that includes an image or links to an AO3 story or to another DW post, the links will be preserved. It does NOT work on embedded video, sorry. :(



You can just copy and paste that code from the textarea into the URL field of the bookmarklet to upgrade it.

Also here's the underlying javascript in much more readable/editable form for anyone who wants to muck around with it: signal_boost.js on Gist
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[personal profile] dorinda posted: Chocolate Box pinch hits up for grabs

If you feel like writing a story of at least 300 words by Tuesday, consider pinch hitting for Chocolate Box! It's a relationship-based challenge (/ or &), so keep that in mind when reading the requests.

The easiest way to browse the pinch-hits is by just looking at the comm, [community profile] chocolateboxcomm ; they're up in two recent posts, "pinch hits 28-50" and "pinch hits 51-73". That way you can just skim the fandom names.

But if you'd like direct links to the full posts: one and two.



eta: Fanartists, many of these prompts are for sketches/fanart too! Take a look if you can!
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la la la it's the consort fic that ALL OF YOU WANTED FIRST, lol <3



A Degree of Compatibility (8500 words) by astolat
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Transformers Animated (2007)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Megatron/Optimus Prime
Characters: Optimus Prime, Megatron
Additional Tags: consort, Arranged Marriage, Light Masochism, Consent Issues
Series: Part 15 of Transformers works
Summary:

“And what’s the price for a Decepticon leader’s help these days?" Optimus said. "Head of his captor on a pike?”


The Councillors started falling over each other hurriedly protesting, no, no, of course not, how could Optimus think, never—and Megatron laughed over them all and said, “It’s not your head I want to mount. I have demanded you as my consort.”


“Okay, well, that’s—unexpected,” Optimus said, blankly.

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[personal profile] jesse_the_k posted: Markdown Simplifies Formatting Your DW Posts

Markdown is a silent feature inside Dreamwidth's HTML editor. You turn it on by making the first line of the post:

!markdown

Now Dreamwidth interprets any Markdown you type.


I did not know that you could use Markdown in DW! Super cool. (Much more info about Markdown and how to use it in that post.)
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[personal profile] arduinna posted: federated fandom

So then I clicked a link in cesperanza's comments and signed up for what seems to be the current fannish-testing-ground on Hubzilla, fandom.stopthatimp.net.

... Seriously, I had NO INTENTION. But here I've been for the last few days, and I gotta say, I'm pulling for Hubzilla to be the next big thing. I'll leave the technical stuff to other people, and just tell you why I'm liking the system as a user.


Lots more details in arduinna's post and I am lazy so I will only point over there and say I'm there too!

http://fandom.stopthatimp.net/channel/astolat
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hahaha I had fun writing this :P



Excessively Clever (18605 words) by astolat
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Megatron/Optimus Prime
Characters: Swindle, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Bumblebee (Transformers)
Additional Tags: POV Outsider, Accidental Voyeurism, Non-Accidental Voyeurism, mining
Series: Part 14 of Transformers works
Summary:

“Don’t let this become one of the occasions you get excessively clever, Swindle," Megatron said. "My patience for the current situation is highly limited.”



With many thanks to [personal profile] monicawoe for beta! All fb loved! <3 :D
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OK! The voters have spoken (well, they HAD spoken and then Swindle caught up, but TOO LATE because I was already doing the last bits of proofreading on this one)! Feel free to keep voting, I have a lot more of these to go, lol.



Arena (8616 words) by astolat
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Megatron/Orion Pax, Ariel/Dion/Orion Pax
Characters: Orion Pax, Megatron (Transformers)
Additional Tags: Victory Condition AU, Gladiators, Revolution
Series: Part 13 of Transformers works
Summary:

“You wouldn’t want to miss that match," the administrator said.



(Also in the comments there is a tiny bit of extra-story explanation about what happened to Brickbat in the Champion universe.)
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So I am doing this thing again I seem to do in Transformers fic where I am having a burst of procrastination WRITING ENERGY and working on multiple stories at the same time and I don't want to stop long enough to actually POST them as I finish them? So:

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 93


What Megatron/Optimus story do I post first? (you can ticky more than one, * ones are not quite finished)

View Answers

The Victory Condition AU where Orion ~meets his hero~ IYKWIM
19 (20.4%)

The TFP story where they have a teenager
25 (26.9%)

The TFP pregnancy story (unrelated) where Optimus is VERY SAD
25 (26.9%)

The one where Swindle ends the war
29 (31.2%)

*The G1/All Hail Megatron one where the Decepticons win the war
22 (23.7%)

*The TFA one where Optimus absolutely doesn't want to be Megatron's consort AT ALL
52 (55.9%)

*G1 story creatively titled Deus Ex Machina where aliens put them on trial
23 (24.7%)

*The TFP one where other Cybertronians put them on trial
13 (14.0%)

*The G1 one where the Quintessons show up
15 (16.1%)

*The G1 story where they get taken by robot slavers
35 (37.6%)

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Okay, here is the little bookmarklet -- it's pretty limited, but it serves my own laziness, so I share it FWIW and if anyone has the time and wants to upgrade it, go for it and drop me a comment and I'll (ha ha) signal boost any new versions!

Here's the underlying javascript in much more readable/editable form for anyone who wants to muck around with it: signal_boost.js on Gist (now 1.4 by [personal profile] ljwrites)


  1. Create a new bookmark on your browser's bookmarks bar, then edit it. Copy and paste the code from this textarea into the URL field (sorry I can't make a draggable version here on DW as the javascript is being yanked, understandably).

    eta: [personal profile] melannen has already made the first improved version, which now warns you if you try to signal boost an access-locked post!

    eta2: I've now updated the bookmarklet so that it preserves the HTML encoding in the selected text, so for instance if you select a chunk of text that includes an image or links to an AO3 story or to another DW post, the links will be preserved. It does NOT work on embedded video, sorry. :(

    eta3: v1.4 with fixes and stripping excess Signal Boost: prefixes from [personal profile] melannen, more support for non-DW sites and better formatting from [personal profile] ljwrites!



  2. Go to a Dreamwidth post that you want to signal boost. You have to be ON the post itself; sadly this doesn't work from within your reading list. Also, you need to be logged in.

  3. If you want an excerpt, select some text in the post.

  4. Click the bookmarklet. You should be taken to the Dreamwidth post form with the signal boost content prefilled. You can add any other content you want, copy and paste the content to create posts with multiple signal boosts, etc. Whenever you're happy, you post it like any other post.



eta2: Safari for iOS install instructions by [personal profile] gingicat and Chrome for Android install instructions by [personal profile] falena!


Pre-Github versions preserved:

1.1, access lock, no HTML copying


1.0, no access lock check

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