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back from second viewing of Iron Man
Jun. 12th, 2008 11:58 pmIt's still fun, but because I had already seen, during the final climactic battle scene (I do not consider it a spoiler to mention that there is such a scene in a superhero movie), my mind wandered, as it will in such circumstances, to Tony Stark picking up David Cook at a Hollywood party:
Tony: Hey, you're pretty hot. Want to come back to my place? I'm a superhero, you know.
Tony: Also I'm a gadzillionaire, but the superhero thing is way cooler.
DC: I'm kinda tempted, just to see what my management would say, but I'm pretty sure it would be violating my contract in a whole bunch of obscure ways.
Tony: I'll let you try out the suit.
DC: ...let's go.
It occurs to me Tony would realize very quickly that he can use this approach to make it with virtually EVERY GUY IN THE WORLD, no matter how straight.
Tony: Hey, you're pretty hot. Want to come back to my place? I'm a superhero, you know.
Tony: Also I'm a gadzillionaire, but the superhero thing is way cooler.
DC: I'm kinda tempted, just to see what my management would say, but I'm pretty sure it would be violating my contract in a whole bunch of obscure ways.
Tony: I'll let you try out the suit.
DC: ...let's go.
It occurs to me Tony would realize very quickly that he can use this approach to make it with virtually EVERY GUY IN THE WORLD, no matter how straight.
