Paint Drying
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Review by HorrorSage Pro

Paint Drying 2016

★★★★★

Rewatched 11 Oct 2024

Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

Normally I'd save the two parters of DArk Side of the Ring as one but this season 3 episode 1 has a lot of talk about.

I knew Brian Pillman was a ladies man, and by that I mean a womanizer. But damn I didn't know about his custody bullshit. How he basically took his second wife and used her to get a bunch of shit to keep his daughter from her mother.

And yeah, it was probably Brian and Melanie's fault that Roshell killed herself. It was kinda sad hearing Melanie talk about how sorry she was to Brittany and then hearing Brittney talk about how she'll never forgive Melanie for taking her mother from her.

And you know what, team Britt here. And Birt is like Melanie will live to be a hundred and suffer for what she did. And now Mel died like a year or two after this was released.

And hard transition because we are going to now talk about one of the most awesome things ever done in wrestling.

I love ERic, but hearing Bischoff blow hot air like he did. Fucker you got played, just admit it.

Basically Pillman wanted more money, and in order to draw he did this loose cannon gimmick and was like "hey fire me". Bischoff was like "ok, I'll kayfabe fire you."
Pillman: No, we gotta make it look real, really fire me so I can run around backstage and show everyone my release papers so the dirt sheets don't ruin it.

Then he walked so he could negotiate with Vince for more money. It was literally a galaxy brain, 10,000 I.Q. move and we all just have to accept this man was the smartest man to even wrestle.

Too bad he was also a piece of shit.

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