Paint Drying
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Review by HorrorSage Pro

Paint Drying 2016

★★★★★

Good night and welcome fellow Children of Chaos

I fucking did it. It's been weeks watching in the background at work for like 20 minute bursts. But I fucking did it.

From what I gather this was made as a form of protest, the UK ratings board had to watch all 10H of this to give it a rating. And as such I can apricate it. I think movie ratings are imperative to consumers, but at least here in the US (I hear the UK isn't any better) corruption and bias are rampant.

Anyway, so yes, I did it unlike the rest of you losers (Because 10h watching paint dry means I'm a winner)! Also note that I have friends on here who use this as an update, this is meant to be a joke not a personal dig at them.

Anyway. In celebration of my "victory" I am going to do a Q&A because I'm fucking bored and a loser.

So you can ask me anything but within reason. I'm not going to give away my Address, SS number, where I work, ext.

Other than that ask away, all questions serious and mocking will be answered in earnest!

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