• A Perfect World

    A Perfect World

    ★★★★

    Peak Clint Eastwood. Post-peak Costner.

    Grade: 8/10

  • The Cable Guy

    The Cable Guy

    ★★★★

    Tired: I was born in the wrong generation because culture was so much better in the ____'s

    Wired: I was born in the wrong generation because I never got to go to a medieval times restaurant

    The Cable Guy is the first of a few Jim Carrey movies that grapple with distorted reality. Where it's put upon someone in The Truman Show, here it's a byproduct of neglect. The cable guy says it himself, "I was taught the facts of…

  • Molly's Game

    Molly's Game

    ★★★★½

    If cancer is ever definitively cured, that person will have become the only person to ever be better at their job than Aaron Sorkin is at his.

    Grade: 9/10

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★½

    If you have a specific phobia of hammy acting and lame killing sequences, then Halloween will scare the shit out of you.

    But, yeah, it doesn't hold up at all through 2018 eyes. In fact, I can't help but wonder how this actually scared people way back when. The Exorcist came out 5 years earlier and is legitimately still upsetting. This? Total cheese-fest.

    Blows my mind that anyone would find this the least bit unsettling. Whatever.

    Grade: 5/10

  • Jackass Number Two

    Jackass Number Two

    ★★★★

    Bam... Knoxville... Dunn... Steve-O.

    Long ago, the jackass troupe lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when old age attacked and then things started sucking. Only the Jackass crew, master of all four elements of laughter could stop it.

    When the world needed them most, they vanished.

    But I believe the Jackass crew can save the world.

    Grade: 8/10

  • Zodiac

    Zodiac

    ★★★★★

    NOTES REVIEW

    - Killing people = bad imo.

    - With a culture as self-absorbed, violent and narcissistic as ours can be, I'm genuinely surprised we haven't had another Zodiac-like serial killer.

    - Jake Gyllenhaal is both way too handsome to believe as a dork and also way too dorky to be as handsome as he is.

    - Mark Ruffalo's voice sounds like a 35-year smoker who just sucked on a bag o helium

    - Arthur Leigh Allen probs wasn't Zodiac,…

  • 21

    21

    ★★★½

    If you want to learn the basics of writing a screenplay, watch this movie and take notes.

    Grade: 7/10

  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

    ★★★★★

    Christened my first apartment with one of the best movies ever made.

    Grade: 10/10

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