• Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    Simply one of the most luscious, invigorating, smart, and devastating science fiction films ever made.

    Come back to me.

    Every frame of this is perfection, and it might not even be my favorite Denis film. That's TBD until after I rewatch BR2049. Even if it’s #2, goddamn it is this great.

  • Bad Education

    Bad Education

    ★★★★½

    Holy shit can Cory Finley make a movie.

    In an alternate universe where I didn’t seek out Thoroughbreds or somehow didn’t love it as much as I do, it’s comforting to know that I would have become a fan of Finley either way.

    Bad Education is a fantastic follow-up to the aforementioned social thriller, occupying what is becoming my go-to genre (true crime thriller) and showing us how good those can be. Using just 108 minutes to tell its story…

  • JFK

    JFK

    ★★★★★

    A weird way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, I know.

    John Kennedy represents the last great hope of a country that was killed by the military industrial complex and the greed of men. At least that’s Stone’s view, and for the most part it’s mine as well. 

    I think the Kennedy assassination was obviously a conspiracy, and the most important question regarding it isn’t who or what. It’s why.

    Since 11/22/1963, those gunshots have echoed through the halls of justice…

  • Mission: Impossible – Fallout

    Mission: Impossible – Fallout

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A masterclass in big-budget filmmaking brought to you by the guy who set and has been holding the standard as long as I've been alive.

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout is pretty much a masterpiece. It nails big moments, small moments and medium-sized moments with the same level of intensity and focus, while never stiffing the audience on the cloak-and-dagger spy stuff we go nuts over.

    King to rook 4 for McQuarrie as the best action director working today.

    Your move, Nolan.

    Grade: 9.5/10

  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin

    ★★★

    This movie is a blast you’re all just snobs.

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    ★★★★½

    If you start this movie at 10:30ish on New Year’s Eve, the clock will strike midnight around Cher and Andy Garcia’s duet of Fernando.

    I honestly cant think of a better movie to flip the calendar from 2018 to 2019 with.

    The first time I watched this was with my best female friend a day or 2 after I found out I got my job.

    The last time I watched it, I had just gotten my first Manhattan apartment. Now…

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★½

    Let’s just say it’s no coincidence that the people who say this “isn’t Star Wars” have awful opinions of what Star Wars is supposed to be.

    Where The Force Awakens excels in delivering the greatest hits, The Last Jedi is an album of new stuff, retaining classic story elements while showing the maturity that the 8th movie in a series should have. Addressing the war in Star Wars being one of the most controversial, along with the audaciousness of showing that…

  • Gangs of New York

    Gangs of New York

    ★★★★

    Between Lincoln, Gangs of New York and There Will Be Blood, it feels like my fav Day-Lewis performance will always be the one I’ve seen most recently.

    This movie’s messy, sure, but it arguably has the most thematic substance of Scorsese’s filmography and has aged better than I thought it would. Really solid picture!

    And while I wouldn’t trade DDL’s masterful  performance for the world, apparently Tom Hanks was offered the role of The Butcher. I really want to see what that would have looked like.

  • Roma

    Roma

    ★★★

    *sneakily gives this 3 stars hoping no one will notice*

  • The Iron Lady

    The Iron Lady

    ★★½

    Meryl’s great, conservatives are terrible people, and this is one of my favorite things.

  • JFK

    JFK

    ★★★★★

    As powerful as the first time I saw it many years ago on a dark and stormy night.

    As X said, we can pick apart the who and the what all we like, but 60 years on now, the argument really can’t be made that the “why” that Oliver Stone ended up at wasn’t dead on.

    The Presidency is a transitory role, acquiesced completely to military might, and sadly every President since Jack has fully bought into the mania. And…

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★½

    Current drunk me: this is a fucking masterpiece bro oh my god. Denis punch me daddy. Ryan bash my face in. Roger knock my fucking teeth out.

    Future sober me: Blade Runner 2049 is what all sequels should aspire to be. It expands upon the world set up by the original, mining a deeper meaning while expanding the scope of the original, a gold standard of sci-fi storytelling. Can be watched on a loop until oblivion.

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