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  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin 1997

    ★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2020 4

    This movie is a blast you’re all just snobs.

  • Locked Down

    Locked Down 2021

    ★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2021

    Watching Locked Down as we’re living in “unprecedented times” will be a different experience than people in 30 years will have, which whether good or bad, makes it useful.

    They need to know how cringe zoom chit chat is.

    They need to feel the awkwardness.

    THEY NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS FUCKING SUCKS.

  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw 2019

    ★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2019 2

    Can’t say I loved the horror elements, but everything else I was so damn here for.

    I’m one of those elitist dweebs who is fascinated by the art world (especially modern art), which is definitely why I like Velvet Buzzsaw so much.

    Well, either that or Jake Gyllenhaal summoning shades of Dr. Johnny Wilcox to play a guy named Morf.

    I love how Gyllenhaal has made it a point to defy the expectations we have on square-jawed, barrel-chested leading men like…

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016

    ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2021

    I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a movie rely so much on news footage to tell its story. Snyder uses it for exposition, literally explaining the story as it happens and providing commentary so the audience gets what he's going for.

    This movie is so dumb. I love it.

    If the Snyder Cut isn’t this dopey and nonsensical, I will be very disappointed.

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016

    ★★★★ Rewatched 10 Aug 2019 2

    Zack Snyder didn’t fail, he just flew too close to the sun.

    This rating isn’t as sarcastic as you think it is. I fucking love this movie. 

    Ultimate Edition, obviously.

  • Batman Forever

    Batman Forever 1995

    ★★★½ Rewatched 07 Aug 2020 2

    Batman Movies - RANKED

    Kilmer: really, really good Batman. The only thing about this performance that annoys me is I wish he’d gotten a Nolan-esque script to work with. He might be the best actor to play Batman so far.

    Jones: Yikes. But he hates Carrey so that made it fun. Two-Face should never be a “supervillain” imo. Even in the Arkham games I find the concept of him as a Crime Boss silly. He should be a tragic figure…

  • 6 Underground

    6 Underground 2019

    ½ Watched 13 Dec 2019 1

    Any movie with this much Muse and parkour cannot be legally considered good.

  • Circle

    Circle 2015

    ★★½ Rewatched 16 Jul 2023

    This is a very dumb movie with very clunky writing, but its biggest mistake and departure from reality is that sweatervest guy wasn’t zapped immediately.

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald 2018

    ★★ Rewatched 05 Apr 2022

    Has some fleeting fun & coolness until it stops down for what felt like two hours to tell us a bunch of stuff about the Lestrange's for the sole reason that R*wling needed to set up the Aurelius Dumbledore bit.

    Maybe it comes into play later on, but if it doesn't it'll be the dumbest and most pointless thing in all of these stories.

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald 2018

    ★★★★ Rewatched 24 Oct 2019 1

    I am that Harry Potter fan that unabashedly adores (most of) The Crimes of Grindelwald and The Cursed Child. It’s just me. A true party of one.

    Every single minute Dumbledore’s on screen is magical here. Jude Law perfectly inhabits the character, bringing in some Harris, Gambon and book Dumbledore into his depiction of the character. He’s always been my favorite HP character, and this series has been time well spent with him so far.

    On the opposite side of…

  • Scary Movie 3

    Scary Movie 3 2003

    ★★★½ Rewatched 04 Apr 2020

    Art.

  • Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2008

    ★★★ Watched 31 May 2023

    First time since the theaters in ‘08.

    It was an entertaining movie then and it is an entertaining movie now!

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