• Escape from New York

    Escape from New York

    ★★★½

    Almost obnoxiously cool

  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Of all the possibilities that could be chosen to power a supernatural death mask, Tommy Lee Wallace picks Stongehenge. The 1980s were a magical and exciting time.

  • The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes

    The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes

    ★★★★½

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  • Sound of Metal

    Sound of Metal

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Riz rules as expected, but as a whole Sound of Metal didn’t do all that much for me. Sorry.

  • The Vast of Night

    The Vast of Night

    ★★★★½

    This was simply terrific.

    I love a good sci-fi picture and oh boy did this deliver everything I hoped for as well as plenty I didn’t expect.

    Writer/Director Andrew Patterson’s debut is a rock-solid, eerie and above all, patient campfire story that had me sucked in from the first minute.

     The tracking shot is a major chest-puffing moment, but what really sold me on him were the long takes. I love it when directors put the camera on someone and just let them do their thing.

    Best movie of the year? Probably!

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Very very very funny! And like the first film, veeeery revealing.

    I’ll never get tired of people exposing how much of a moron Rudy Giuliani is. Thank you Sacha and co. for the seratonin.

  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    ★★★½

    This film says a lot about our society.

    SBC doesn’t get enough credit as an artist. This is just so funny and revealing of the cultural rot we have to deal with.

  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

    ★★★★★

    A wonderfully searing indictment of capitalism.

    Sell. Sell. Sell. Sell. Sell.

    Operators are standing by. They always are.

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