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To Church of St James of the Knights Hospitaller of Jerusalem, as is my custom, to celebrate the habits of my tribe, as they have done since 1211. In King John’s time, Walter de Turberville gave the manor to the Knights, who formed a small Commandery and with local helpers built the church. Thomas Hardy was said to have used Turberville as an inspiration for the opening pages of “Tess of the D’Urbervilles”.

It was a cold winter’s night, at a sharp freezing zero, and we came early, in the hope of getting a good pew at the front. “Sit against the heating pipe” advised the Church Warden, struggling with recalcitrant candles. The pipe is large, hot against the wall, and then returns tepid in the pipe below, like a sinner seeking salvation in the purifying heat of the boiler. All this of little avail. The very stones were frozen, and such heat as leaked from the heating pipes rose swiftly to the rafters, leaving the nave and congregation cold.

The church filled quickly, every place taken: adult villagers all, with two impeccably behaved young girls and no other children. It was not a young crowd. There was one farmer, one smallholder farmer and former agricultural advisor, no others with country occupations, and no one from the few remaining oldest established country families. One adult, an oenophile with good technical skills, was asked to assemble the camping cooker, and took his seat last. “I got the stove going” he explained later “and my punishment was to be offered mulled wine afterwards”.

Now we faced the procedural problem of combining the standard hymnal with the Christmas selection on a specially printed sheet. The verses not to be sung were indicated by number, but when singing it is not always apparent whether you have reached verse four or five, so there were some hesitant pauses. To complicate matters, our kindly priest wanted boys to be able to sing with their fathers, and girls with their mothers, so he specified that particular verses were to be sung by male voices, others by female voices. Good idea, but a further burden on memory.

The Carols themselves presented a problem. Many had verses which probably should have been dropped on the grounds of being theologically confused, while others were strained in versification, or plainly repetitious. In the older, better-known Carols these verses could be accepted like the foibles of relatives, but for the newer and less melodious ones a harsher editing seemed necessary. And here, history repeated itself. In Christmases gone by the organist has sometimes stopped short, thus editing out the last verse, denying the congregation their last proper orgasmic shout. That happened in 2015, and nobody wanted to break it to the good lady that she had denied us a treat, so we lapsed into frustrated silence. This year it happened again, and there was a pause, as angels gathered in the firmament. The organist must have noticed the congregants in the front pews looking startled, because she chirped up: “Was there another verse?” and quickly rattled into it. Order restored.

One younger man made expressive good work of his reading, the lady verger also did well, the others were fine, but none thundered. The readings presented a staccato tale, like the perpetration of a crime revealed in disconnected videos, the missing sections left to the fevered imagination. As the service went on, the cold worked into fingers and bones, and the story unfolded, as it always does, the darkness unrelieved by the good news proclaimed, the candles still flickering round this frail coincidence of Christian observation. In the end, having remembered those on a further shore, we were blessed, and released from further obligations.

Then mulled wine, mince pies, conversation. I reminded the priest of his generously inviting a parishioner in to live with him and his wife for three months while he sorted himself out from various problems, during which time he found out that the young man’s social security payments were higher than his own priestly salary. “Like having a younger brother”, he said, “sometimes irritating, but still your brother”. A new aspect, he revealed, was that his Bishop found out about his charitable act, and was negative about it, fearing it was risky. Distinctly unimpressive, we agreed.

I asked a villager friend how he was, and he replied “Alive”. Sensing that something more was required, he added “I’m 91 and a half”. We agreed that the half was a cause for optimism. Turning to village matters, the road is narrow by his house, causing rural traffic jams, and he noted that few people nowadays knew how to reverse. “They keep banging into things as they go back” he lamented, “the men also”.

Then into the cold night, past chest tombs and yew trees, past Commandery and pond, past distant long barrows and Iron age forts, past houses with lit windows and dark fields with gloomy trees, past the ghosts of villagers who worshipped here, and farmed, tilled strip lynchets and kept sheep, past the Maypole and the battened hedges, past ponds and streams, walls and gates, all these spread out beneath the silent discant of the twinkling stars.

Merry Christmas to you all.

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  1. JMcG says:

    Beautifully elegiac. Thank you. Merry Christmas, and God Bless.

  2. botazefa says:

    Absolutely gorgeous narration, Dr. Thompson. Merry Christmas!

    •�Agree: YetAnotherAnon
  3. Judd says:

    gorgeous carpet

  4. Charlatanism for Psychopaths.

    •�Replies: @René Fries
  5. If they wish to believe everyone is a sinner
    and the world will experience a massive
    global war,famine,pestilence etc.

    soon in these ‘end times’… then let ’em.

    Really,now,what harm could that do?

    It’s all so miraculous.Have faith.

    Believe,or else go to hell? Prai$e

  6. @researchskoptsi

    Charlatanism for Psychopaths

    …which has generated the means of our very existence. Do the names “Augustinus, Tempier, Cusanus” remind you of anything? if not, https://www.unz.com/ghood/whos-afraid-of-an-ancient-apocalypse/#comment-5713530 (and, if you have time to spare, the preceding comments/replies by/to “Roger”) possibly may be of (limited?) use.

  7. Stargazer says:

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Thank you for posting again, Dr. Thompson.

    •�Agree: Gordo
  8. dearieme says:

    Thank you, Dr T; lovely stuff.

    For reasons to do with travel we held Christmas Dinner yesterday. We were depleted: for reasons of health three adults had cried off. We still had the joyful sight of a toddler discovering that goose skin is delicious.

    Because the 21st was “Christmas” it follows that the 20th was “Christmas Eve”. So, as has become our custom learnt from a Provençal friend, we had a dinner with thirteen desserts (Occitan: lei tretze dessèrts).

    I suspect that our real Christmas dinner might feature cold roast goose. Just a guess, you understand.

    Merry Christmas.

    •�Replies: @dearieme
  9. Realist says:

    As usual, I am going to ignore “Testes of the D’Urbervilles”…I am an agnostic atheist…but do have a Merry Christmas.

    •�Replies: @Anonymous
  10. An hour of work a week…..preaching. Yet, they never explore it on Career Day.

  11. Anonymous[366] •�Disclaimer says:
    @Realist

    As usual, I am going to ignore “Testes of the D’Urbervilles”…I am an agnostic atheist…but do have a Merry Christmas.

    So was monster mind John von Neumann. Until he neared an early death at 53 from cancer and contemplating eternity called for a Benedictine priest to hear his confession.

    Christopher Hitchens was as committed an atheist as you’ll find yet according to his wife, Carol Blue, Hitch spent his final hours reading Chesterton.

    •�Replies: @Realist
  12. Realist says:
    @Anonymous

    Gee, how interesting. I am decades older than they were…no fear.

  13. Dumbo says:

    I don’t have much time for Mr. Thompson’s writing on IQ and other supposedly scientific stuff, but this one was a nice, picturesque read. Merry Christmas.

  14. dearieme says:
    @dearieme

    I was wrong about the goose. We had baked potato with cold roast goose on Saturday and Goose Risotto on Monday. One of the delights of Christmas is eating the leftovers. We still have pigs in blankets to finish and sundry desserts.

    •�Replies: @anonymous
  15. LIVE from the Vatican | Pope Francis’ Holy Mass on Christmas Eve | December 24th, 2022

    Video Link

    Within the first few minutes kinda a plug for COVID vax

  16. anonymous[209] •�Disclaimer says:
    @dearieme

    Dr Thompson, well written, a joy to read, and more like this please!

    Although as God is my witness I would not wish 91 and a half years of life in this world on my worst enemy …. the first 80 or 85 can be quite fine, but after that … the extra days are probably not something to be greatly grateful for ….

    This was very eloquent and such a pleasure to read.

    (minor quibble follows!)

    ( it is spelled “descant”, not “discant” no matter how you pronounce it.)

    (another quibble follows!)

    (If you and Dearieme are friends, tell him I HAD FROZEN DINNER FROM A MICROWAVE on Christmas Eve, but I do not repine —— I have had Christmas dinners in the past that kings and emperors – even saintly kings and saintly emperors – would envy …. and maybe I will again, but not this year. I do not begrudge anyone their pleasure in eating goose, although I do not eat goose, as I refuse to eat the cooked remains of any animal whom I could have taught to speak – so no pork, no goose, to go along with the usual no horse no dog no cat no goat no monkey, et cetera: it is not as hard as you think to teach an animal to speak.)

  17. dearieme says:

    A Happy and Prosperous New Year, Dr T.

    Yesterday our Christmas goose made its contribution to our first dinner of the New Year; we used some of the goose fat for roast potatoes with our beef. Deeelish.

    The beef was so good I name the supplier in case you ever find yourself near Cambridge.

    The Longhorn Farmshop, Cuckoo Hill Farm,
    Oakington road, Cottenham, CB24 8TW
    01954 252516

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