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Hello everyone, and Merry Christmas!
I hope everyone is very good and enjoying time with their family.
Everything is good for me, except that unfortunately, last night, the beautiful actress Zendaya broke into my house and stole all the presents from under my tree, dragging them back to her filthy underground shack, where she wallows in her own ooze.
Zendaya lives in an underground ditch where she ponders her own beauty and enjoys her stolen products.
However, not even Zendaya and her nasty tricks can ruin my joyful Christmas, because even without presents, we feel the joy of love.
Love was always the message, and maybe the presents were getting in the way. Maybe by stealing all of our presents, Zendaya unwittingly taught us the real message of Christmas joyfulness.
Maybe she isn’t so evil after all. They say that beauty is on the inside, so I don’t expect that someone as beautiful as Zendaya would have much inner beauty, given that she has such great external beauty.
Authorities on three different continents have attempted to press charges against Zendaya for causing self-esteem problems in people who are jealous of her loveliness.
But with no presents to open, we are opening our hearts to joyfulness.
But seriously, the meme that Christmas is too commercialized was very true when I was a kid, but as I’ve grown up, it seems to be less so. Maybe I’m just not tapped into the mainstream, but the kids seem less excited about gifts than they are about spending time with their cousins. What’s more, in general, people seem to be getting more religious, and not in the commercialized Americanist “evangelical Christianity” sense, but in a more authentic and spiritual sense.
Religion has a purpose, which is not something so plain as prayer and ritual. Religion is intended to connect us to one another through our shared identity as children of God. The word “religion” means “to bind,” as in “to bind the people together.” And surely, Christ told us: “love one another as I have loved you.”
Indeed, that is what we do as children of God, what we do as families: we love one another.
The act of getting together with our families and enjoying one another’s company, bonding with one another, is a spiritual act, and it is commanded by Jesus that we do this. Love is a divine act, as God is the source of all love. When you love others, you are channeling the Holy Spirit.
Prayer and going to church is important, of course, but the real purpose of the Christian faith is love, and there is no more meaningful Christian act than loving your family.
So I do hope everyone is spending time with their family today, and I hope everyone followed my advice and did not bring up the Jews or other issues that would create conflict. I know that some of you might have liberal families, and that is unfortunate, but it doesn’t change your own duty to love your family.
Whereas God tells us to love one another, the worldly creature Zendaya has a very different message, which is totally negative. Her message is: “Ooga booga.”
Reject the world, reject the frivolous beauty of Zendaya, and focus on the things that are real, the things that matter in this life.
When we look at the nativity, we do not see prayer per se, but a family together basking in the majesty of a newborn child. Of course, that was a very special child, but all children have the spark of the divine in them.
These moments of connection are what you will think of when you are old. These are the moments that will live on beyond your mortal coil, the love you give and receive imprinting itself on the fabric of reality.
Family is the most import thing of all, and it is the simplest thing.
Please enjoy yourself today. In fact, get off your phone right now. Go spend time with your family. If you have family members you don’t get to see during the rest of the year, try to talk to them. Even if all they want to talk about is some sports thing or whatever, just talk to them and smile and make them feel like you care about whatever it is they’re saying.
Savor these moments. It’s the only thing in life that matters. And life does not go on forever.
Zendaya could be outside of your house right now, waiting in the bushes, and she could be planning something worse than a robbery. You never know when your number will come up. You’ll never regret time spent with your family. Those are the most important people, and most likely, they will be the only people who you can ever really trust and know you belong amongst.
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Merry fucking Christmas
Actually, for us today, there is another, more profound message of Christmas.
The birth of the Nazarene–specifically the question of its exact year in antiquity–has been turned over for more than a century. A compelling case for the birth in the spring of 1 B.C. was made some years ago, in 1990 (https://www.ips-planetarium.org/page/a_pratt1990), with the implication being that the God-Man’s CONCEPTION was in 2 B.C.
This in turn becomes hugely important for a reason not often discussed in that context but which first appeared in the idealism of J. Boehme (d. 1624) (“JB”), who set forth in 1619 a procedure (linking it to the year of the incarnation) to determine the decade of the Last Judgment.
This determination by a world-famous writer was published in German and in English in the 17th century and has been read (perhaps without full comprehension), by hundreds of thousands of people over the centuries, even including Charles I, King of England.
According to JB’s calculation (for reasons that are not scriptural but rather based on insights into fundamental physical reality), if the year of the incarnation was 2 B.C., the Judgment will occur “before noon” on the 6th day of January 2028. There will be no warning and no escape.
Some years ago, we presented JB’s case for the Last Day comprehensively in an academic paper and discussed related issues in idealism:
https://www.academia.edu/41144933/The_Last_Day
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so leave them with the divinity, rather than dragging them down here to suffer a “life” of wage slaving and bad american music just because you had to have your cheap 3 seconds of orgasm
Oh, that’s a nice sentiment. Thank you li’l buddy.
Ok, Anglin, better ease up on the egg nog.
White Christmas
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Without niggaz in the snow
With their loud rap rhyming
And burn loot criming
Snatch’n grab
Everywhere they go
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the one in days of old
With white folks singing
White children playing
Sleigh bells ringing through the snow
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
With No Mohammad call to prayer
No more jihad swearing
And suicide vesting
Sleigh bells exploding in the snow
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Without gays or tranny’s there
No more drag queen stories
And child porn orgies
Just Straight people in the snow
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Without Jews and dumbass toys
With their big nose whining
And hate whitey lying
Just Whites everywhere you go
La la la la la la….la la
Do do do do do do do doooo
CQ
Johnny Mathis joins the Anglinathon.
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Please,note that for a few hundred million ortotodox christians, Christmas comes on January 7th.
In the spirit of XMAS I offer the article below, which is an interview between the well known and respected NY Times writer and a Princeton University professor of religion.
I found it interesting that there is some apparent history that this guy named Jesus was likely fathered by a Roman soldier named Panthera who was having relations with the town whore, Mary, who already had 7 or more other children! Who knew? Surely the Pope knows the truth?
Happy XMAS! Was Jesus really real?
“…beautiful actress Zendaya…”
That’s why I can’t watch the Dune remake. In the original, we had the transcendently lovely Sean Young. And in the remake, we have a female that a typical Homo erectus would have passed on.
I’m supposed to think that Zendaya is the best that the Fremen had to offer? If I were Paul Atreides, I would have caught the first ship off that benighted planet.
Sorry. No can do.
Helene Fischer | Feliz Navidad (Live aus der Hofburg Wien)
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The Jews love to say everyone hates them, but they never say why. You’re a prime example of why.
Another pointless read from Mr. Anglin. I still don’t understand why he is published here. Some things f his writings in the past were insightful, but he doesn’t produce that same level anymore. I don’t buy into the rumors of Andy being a homosexual, but I do think he’s abit deranged.
Anyhow, I hope everyone had a great Christmas!
One of the good things of the original Dune by Lynch was the casting, which was great (well, maybe except for Sting). It was a bit of a mess in script/editing and it would have benefitted from a longer duration (three-hour movies were not in vogue back then, today there are way too many). But the casting? Top notch. Sean Young, unfortunately, appeared way too little (she’s beautiful also in Blade Runner).
I didn’t watch the new Dune except for a few scenes and was not impressed. Art direction was better in the original too. I don’t like Villeneuve, extremely overrated director.