expected more of a slasher movie but this was fun! the dude with the stutter was kinda cute i want him
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bunch of f words
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literally one of the greatest opening sequences in all of horror
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a massager!!!!!!!
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YA BANGGGG
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oh, i didn't know that that was happening.
i've seen it, yeah. i don't know how widespread it is, but i am in queer media
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this is so heavily 2016 like it is a time capsule of 2016 with the needle drops
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THIS WAS SO BADDDDD
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Watched on Sunday December 8, 2024.
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Watched on Thursday December 5, 2024.
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DOCTORRRRR I NEED A NEWWW BRAINNNNN
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really don’t think there’s anything i can say about this movie that my friend jax hasn’t already said but every time i watch this movie i love it more and more. a PERFECT horror film that really just goes for the jugular and is bleak and mean and disgusting in the best ways. it’s scary, with some of the most effective jump scares in recent memory, and it’s a very hopeless movie. this demon is addicted to feeding on skye. we see it fuck with her so many times throughout the movie, telling us what we thought was reality was actually a hallucination or what we thought was a hallucination was actually reality. parker finn is just a genius with his camerawork. normally i find shots where the camera is constantly panning back and forth to be very bland, but it works beautifully here (especially in a flashback sequence). i saw the third one got greenlit as i was rewatching this. will 100% absolutely be sat opening night. just hope they don’t fuck this up because there are so many places you could go with that ending. parker finn managed to do what very few can—make a sequel that is leaps and bounds better than the first.
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tom hanks needs to be investigated for the illegal child labor he forced upon these children!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the end credits sounding as if the smile demon is mocking skye in song form, using the very thing skye loves doing against her. parker finn you are such a genius.
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lowkey the best ending of any movie ever idk
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why would she even THINK about giving him a gun
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john carpenter said “take five” but every person in the cast and crew heard “change lives”
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i feel like im always gonna end up crying at the ozdust ball scene
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me seeing “2014” pop up on the screen: oh my god it’s a period piece
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LEIGHTON MEESTER MENTION
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the constant erasure this franchise does on roman like…HE is the one who started it all not billy and stu
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THE CARRIE THEME AT THE VERY END?$.;?&:?/&/?:$3
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actually one of the dumbest fucking movies i have ever watched. one star bc it made me giggle but this felt like three hours.
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Watched on Thursday November 28, 2024.
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i would have fucked tony goldwyn sorry
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dry ass fucking turkey dont piss me off
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what is with mia goth and movies referencing geese
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they were having a diva off
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i’ve really been holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity
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Watched on Saturday November 23, 2024.
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faking THAT to escape from prison is absolutely crazy work
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the guh is silent.
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ariana and cynthia really just disappear into these roles bc i genuinely forget im watching my favorite artist on the big screen
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"i'm not afraid. it's the wizard who should be afraid of me."
i'm completely floored. almost two hours and i'm still struggling to find the words. john m. chu just gave us the best musical adaptation ever created, that's for sure.
admittedly, i know very little about the world of oz. i'm a fan of musical theatre, but somehow did not know anything about wicked. hell, i hadn't even seen the wizard of oz for the first time until earlier this year. but, god, am i kicking myself for not diving into this amazing world sooner.
i really have no idea where to begin with this review. i feel like my biggest praises have to go to cynthia erivo and ariana grande-butera. these two just disappear into the roles. i'm assuming those of you who know me that are reading this are aware that ariana grande is my favorite artist. and all bias aside, she gives one of the best supporting performances of the year. her comedic timing is impeccable and i'm glad she gets a chance to show off her dramatic range here. and, boy, is cynthia a fucking powerhouse. every time she opened her mouth to sing, i got goosebumps. her performance is what makes or break the movie, and she knocks it out of the park completely. i can't think of any better choices for this movie's glinda and elphaba. don't be surprised if cynthia and ariana get oscar nominations (maybe even wins?).
the trailers all looked kind of dull and colorless, but i am happy to say that that is absolutely not the case. the trailers do not do this movie justice whatsoever. it's colorful. vibrant. warm. cold when it needs to be. and the production design is just magnificent as well. the set designers did a phenomenal job of bringing the world of oz to life. every set piece has so many little things that add up to make this bigger picture and it's just a visual delight.
i really liked the music production. it has just enough of a non-theatre sound to please the non-theatre audience but it's also theatre enough to please fans of the stage musical. kind of a pop production like mean girls did earlier this year. and the vocals on this soundtrack are just out of this world and astounding. ariana and cynthia's voices mix so well and even by themselves are just absolute masters of their craft.
and my biggest worry going in would be that this nearly 3-hour movie would feel a little long since the musical in its entirety is only about two and a half hours, and this only tells act 1. but this 160-minute runtime just flies by. not a single frame is wasted and not a single scene feels unnecessary or feels like it goes on too long. it's paced perfectly. i was captivated from the opening frame all the way through until the film's chill-inducing cut-to-black ending.
this was such a magical experience (no pun intended). i am so glad i had an audience that didn't sing at the top of their lungs for my first viewing because it allowed me to fully immerse myself into this beautiful world. i have a strong feeling this is going to be viewed as one of the if not the greatest musical adaptation for the big screen. i definitely recommend seeing this in theaters—especially opening weekend with a full audience. this very easily lands in my top 20-30 all time favorite movies. and you better believe i already have tickets for a rewatch tomorrow.
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Watched on Wednesday November 20, 2024.
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beautiful movie, the only thing holding me back from a full 5 star is #that man (did not even know he was in this going in). did not gaf about him bc of the actor so i couldn’t get into it emotionally as much as other people did. but megan park hit it out of the park again WOOOOO
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filmmakers a bunch of cowards iykyk
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SHE WANTS THE BRADYS’ MAIL, LARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That Bitch is dead! — gypsy rose
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wonder if sadie and mckayla ever made a true crime podcast about rosedale in 2022
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the way david sandberg put the second one on the back burner to shoot fucking shazam 2…GIVE ME LIGHTS OUT 2 RN
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that one extra walking behind jerry in that one scene……he was definitely bumpin that
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pure tubi garbage. and i loved it. went in expecting a dumb movie and that’s what i got.
i just don’t understand how all of these people can afford a $10k doll. in THIS economy?????
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girl whatever
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helen keller jokes will always make me giggle
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regina george is now attending essex college under the name leighton murray.
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im not sure about this one yall
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literally what the fuck is this shit i cant take much more of this
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those last two kills……just gorgeous
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THIS WAS SO 😭😭😭😭
]]>- Bad Moms
- Bridesmaids
- Freaky Friday
- Halloween
- Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
- Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
- Mean Girls
- Mean Girls
- Scream
- Scream 2
...plus 7 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>- Wicked
- The Substance
- Smile 2
- Longlegs
- MaXXXine
- Mean Girls
- Terrifier 3
- Black Theta
- Strange Darling
- The Wild Robot
...plus 52 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>this is gonna be a very unserious list
- Camp Blood 8: Revelations
- Camp Blood First Slaughter
- Camp Blood 2
- Camp Blood 666
- Within the Woods
- Camp Blood
- Children of Camp Blood
- It Kills: Camp Blood 7
- Camp Blood 4
- Ghost of Camp Blood
...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>ranking of the resident evil franchise (including the 2021 reboot and the animated films)
]]>suffering through this franchise with lio
]]>- New Nightmare
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
- A Nightmare on Elm Street
- A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
- A Nightmare on Elm Street
- Freddy vs. Jason
- Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
- A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
- A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child
- Friday the 13th
- Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
- Friday the 13th Part 2
- Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
- Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
- Jason X
- Freddy vs. Jason
- Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
- Friday the 13th Part III
- Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>ranking of the saw franchise
]]>ranking my all-time favorite franchise!
- Halloween
- Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
- Halloween II
- Halloween
- Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
- Halloween II
- Halloween Kills
- Halloween
- Halloween Ends
- Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>- Scream VI
- Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe
- M3GAN
- Barbie
- Bottoms
- Red, White & Royal Blue
- Missing
- Anyone But You
- Thanksgiving
- Joy Ride
...plus 39 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>oomfs’ favorite movies (@‘s in the notes)
- All the Boys Love Mandy Lane
@mandylane06
- Aquamarine
@mansionviews
- Babylon
@mcumagik
- Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
@agora_lopez
- Bodies Bodies Bodies
@strlasso
- But I'm a Cheerleader
@sapphicbells
- Clueless
@HairyGagaGay
- Coherence
@W1LDESTDR3AM
- The Descent
@antmustdie
- Donnie Darko
@timezonehaze
...plus 32 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>- Changing Shape: A Halloween Ends Epilogue
- Driving Lessons
- Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
- Friday the 31st: Michael vs. Jason
- The Haddonfield Nightmare
- Halloween 4: Dawn of the Dreary
- Halloween: Autumn Blood
- Halloween Awakening: The Legacy of Michael Myers
- Halloween: Black Eyes
- Halloween: Fall Stalking
...plus 19 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>- X
- Scream
- Bodies Bodies Bodies
- Don't Worry Darling
- The Black Phone
- Everything Everywhere All at Once
- Bones and All
- Nope
- Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
- Barbarian
...plus 56 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>the title is self explanatory
- Halloween Kills
- Last Night in Soho
- Spider-Man: No Way Home
- Fear Street: 1994
- Malignant
- Candyman
- Superhost
- Luca
- The Sadness
- WandaVision
...plus 44 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>ranking the mcu as i watch them
- Spider-Man: No Way Home
- Captain America: The Winter Soldier
- WandaVision
- Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
- Spider-Man: Homecoming
- Avengers: Infinity War
- Thor: Love and Thunder
- Spider-Man: Far From Home
- Thor: Ragnarok
- Captain Marvel
...plus 22 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>My ranking of the Hellraiser franchise.
- Hellraiser
- Hellraiser
- Hellbound: Hellraiser II
- Hellraiser: Hellworld
- Hellraiser: Judgment
- Hellraiser: Bloodline
- Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
- Hellraiser: Revelations
- Hellraiser: Deader
- Hellraiser: Hellseeker
...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>It’s pretty self-explanatory.
...plus 97 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>- Promising Young Woman
- ariana grande: excuse me, i love you
- The Invisible Man
- Freaky
- Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
- Shiva Baby
- The Babysitter: Killer Queen
- Becky
- The Night House
- Miss Americana
...plus 42 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>my ranking of the into the dark hulu series
]]>ranking of the children of the corn franchise
]]>Much like my 2017 ranking, I will only be including full-length films, meaning short films will not be included.
Again, keep in mind that this is my opinion, not yours.
- Hereditary
- Love, Simon
- The Strangers: Prey at Night
- Assassination Nation
- A Quiet Place
- A Star Is Born
- Halloween
- The Perfection
- Instant Family
- A Simple Favor
...plus 50 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>essentially, i have to watch 100 horror movies i haven’t seen before by november 1
doing this challenge and thinking i might rank them as well
update: yeah i’ve decided i’m gonna rank them
- Halloween Kills
- Flesh & Blood
- Malignant
- Benny Loves You
- Night of the Demons
- The Night House
- Be My Cat: A Film for Anne
- The Case of the Bloody Iris
- Slumber Party Massacre
- Halloween Awakening: The Legacy of Michael Myers
...plus 57 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>A list of every film covered on Horrible Reviews "The Most Disturbing Films Ever" series. The list order will be in the order the films are viewed in the series. List will be updated as new entries are uploaded.
Films not available on Letterboxd (If these movies are under a different name on here and I just don’t know, feel free to let me know!):
Niku Daruma (1998)
The Sinful Dwarf (1973)
- The Last House on the Left
- Antichrist
- Martyrs
- Audition
- Cannibal Holocaust
- I Spit on Your Grave
- A Clockwork Orange
- Irreversible
- Men Behind the Sun
- Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
...plus 166 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>The Puppet Master franchise in chronological order.
Canon Timeline (w/ years):
• Retro Puppet Master - 1902
• Puppet Master II (flashback scene) - 1920
• Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge - 1941
• Retro Puppet Master (prologue and epilogue scenes) - 1944
• Puppet Master: Axis of Evil - 1939
• Puppet Master X: Axis Rising - 1939
• Puppet Master: Axis Termination - 1939
• Puppet Master - 1989
• Puppet Master II - 1990
• Puppet Master 4 - 1994
• Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter - 1994
• Curse of the Puppet Master - 1998
• Puppet Master: The Legacy - 2003
- Retro Puppet Master
- Puppet Master III
- Puppet Master: Axis of Evil
- Puppet Master X: Axis Rising
- Puppet Master: Axis Termination
- Blade: The Iron Cross
- Puppet Master
- Puppet Master II
- Puppet Master 4
- Puppet Master 5
...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>A list of every film covered on Horrible Reviews "The Scariest Movies Ever" series. The list order will be in the order the films are viewed in the series.
- Shutter
- Ring
- The Ring
- Ju-on: The Grudge
- The Grudge
- The Descent
- [REC]
- Insidious
- The Exorcist
- Jacob's Ladder
...plus 8 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>A list of every film covered on Horrible Reviews "The Video Nasties" series. The list order will be in the order the films are viewed in the series.
- Absurd
- Anthropophagous
- Lisa, Lisa
- The Beast in Heat
- The Beyond
- A Bay of Blood
- Blood Feast
- The Ghastly Ones
- Bloody Moon
- The Boogey Man
...plus 62 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
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