The chronology pages describe the comics to assist scholars in finding the page on which something occurred. For each page of the comic, the chronology pages identify the characters that appear, actions taken, significant quotes, and other things of interest. Page numbers from the website are zero padded to three digits and in parentheses, for example: (005), (061), (113). Page numbers from print volumes are neither, for example: 5, 61, 113. Section titles are from the canon unless otherwise noted.
For historical reasons, volumes 1 (I) through 13 (XIII) are usually identified with Roman numerals on the Girl Genius chronology pages and elsewhere in the wiki. From volume 14 on, the story entered a new "act" and the volume numbers started over, in Arabic numbers, proceeded by a "2-". For example, overall volume 15 is given as volume 2-2 on chronology pages.
For a partial timeline of the events in the comic, see Internal Chronology. For more information on the double-page spreads in this volume, see double-page spreads in Girl Genius. For more information on special pages in this volume, see the list of special pages, notes, and annotations.
Chronology Overview Internal Chronology | ||||||||||||||
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Act 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | |
Act 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
One or more of the following symbols may be attached to a name to indicate the type of appearance. For more explanation, see Chronology Sigils Key.
(!) Sparking (!!) God-sparking (*) Heterodyning < Flashback > Flashforward = Flash-concurrent ~ Imagined \ Hidden ? Uncertain % Recorded image @ Transmitted image # Controlled body
For more information about the page records and guidelines for adding new ones, see Girl Genius:Editing the Chronology.
Catching the Train[]
Location: Clankshead Station on the Corbettite Railway line.
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2014-03-03 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (001) Forum:2014-03-03 (Monday) |
\Krosp, \Agatha | ||
Two voices (the speakers cannot be seen on this page) have a discussion about being cold and hungry. They are coming from a small train station located near the intersection of the railway with a road. It is a snowy, wintry scene. | |||
Krosp: "We're going to freeze to death. …And I'm starving." | |||
Clan[ks] Head[1](on water tower, apparently the name of the station) | |||
2014-03-05 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (002) Forum:2014-03-05 (Wednesday) |
Agatha, \Krosp (in cat carrier) | ||
Agatha and Krosp (in cat carrier) wait at a small, otherwise deserted train station in the snow. As Krosp argues about whether the train will ever arrive, it just pulls into sight. (In a blog entry, Phil reveals that Agatha's coat is called a szür and comes from Hungary.) | |||
Agatha: "…And for these guys- the schedule is gospel." | |||
These guys | THOOM-CHUNGA, THOOM-CHUNGA | ||
2014-03-07 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (003) Forum:2014-03-07 (Friday) |
Agatha, \Krosp (in cat carrier) | ||
The train pulls into the station. | |||
FSSSSSSH! The Wyrm of Limerick (on engine tender) |
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2014-03-10 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (004) Forum:2014-03-10 (Monday) |
Brother Ulm, Agatha | ||
Brother Ulm explains the rules of the Corbettite Railway and Agatha arranges for a private compartment with a surprisingly large donation. | |||
Brother Ulm: "Sure, and the trainsong isn't that bad."[2] | |||
Corbettite Railway, Paris | Ite Animose ("Go Courageously"—or, possibly, "Boldly Go"[3]—on the train car step and Brother Ulm's cap) |
Location: Aboard the Wyrm of Limerick at Clankshead Station.
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2014-03-12 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (005) Forum:2014-03-12 (Wednesday) |
Agatha, Brother Ulm, Agatha's Wasp eater | ||
Agatha boards the train. She confesses to Brother Ulm, who doesn't like what he hears. Agatha's Wasp eater peeks out through a hole in her hat. | |||
William Heterodyne, Lucrezia Mongfish, Rightful Protector of Mechanicsburg, Wulfenbach Empire, Knights of Jove, Storm King, Paris, Mechanicsburg | Don't Laugh (sign in confessional) [Con]fessio[nal] Eject[ion] (partly obscured label over button in confessional) |
A Discussion About Family[]
Location: Aboard the Wyrm of Limerick at Clankshead Station.
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2014-03-14 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (006) Forum:2014-03-14 (Friday) |
Brother Ulm, Agatha | ||
After narrowly deciding to signal a state of "High Alert" rather than ejecting Agatha, Brother Ulm hears her explain why she isn't trapped in Mechanicsburg and welcomes her aboard the Wyrm of Limerick. | |||
Agatha: "I will not be punished for having the worst family ever!" | |||
Lady Heterodyne, Mechanicsburg, The young Baron, The Other, The Heterodynes (Bill, Barry), My mother, The Baron, Wyrm of Limerick | Confessio[nal] Eject[ion] High Alert (labels over buttons in confessional, the first partly obscured) |
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2014-03-17 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (007) Forum:2014-03-17 (Monday) |
Brother Ulm, Agatha, <Klaus, \Krosp (voice only, in cat carrier) | ||
Brother Ulm and Agatha converse as he shows her to her private compartment. Agatha states her intention to visit the libraries of Paris, and, if possible, the Master of Paris himself. Krosp speaks up at an (in)appropriate moment, surprising Brother Ulm. | |||
Brother Ulm: "Now, my Lady, I'll leave you here—heh—before you spring any more surprises on me!" | |||
My Lady, Clankshead, Mechanicsburg, Paris, The Libraries of Paris, The Master | PULL (sign near door handle) … THE LORD AND … (Part of long panel of writing running along top of train car corridor. The rest is mostly obscured. Possibly a prayer or Biblical passage.) |
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2014-03-19 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (008) Forum:2014-03-19 (Wednesday) |
Brother Ulm, Agatha, Krosp | ||
Krosp reveals himself and promises to behave. | |||
Brother Ulm: "—But if you claw up the upholstery on my train—it's a mighty fine hat I'll be makin' out of you, boyo!" Krosp: "Amen!" | |||
Heterodyne | CLANK [HEA]D CLA…? (sign on Clank Head station, seen through the window of the train car?) | ||
2014-03-21 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (009) Forum:2014-03-21 (Friday) |
\Krosp (voice only), \Agatha (voice only), a younger Corbettite monk, Brother Ulm, Dimo | ||
The young monk and Brother Ulm discuss the state of High Alert and exactly how dangerous Agatha is. Brother Ulm reveals his concerns about how Agatha got to Clankshead. Brother Ulm calls, "All aboard!" and Dimo (only his hands are visible in last panel) says, "'Bout time." | |||
Brother Ulm: "Someone brought her here. Someone tough. And if they took that much trouble—they'll make sure she's safely away." | |||
That girl, Clankshead, Someone tough[4] | AND HE S… (partially visible text along top of corridor wall, in panel 1) VMVI[5] (above trunk carved with monster face in panel 3) |
Enter Dimo (non-canon)[]
Location: Roof of Clankshead Station[6]
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2014-03-24 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (010) Forum:2014-03-24 (Monday) |
Dimo, two other Jägermonsters | ||
Dimo suspects that Brother Ulm knows he and the other Jägers are there. Fearing for Agatha's safety, he decides to go along, leaping onto the roof of the moving train. This comes as no surprise to his companions. | |||
Jägermonster: "Effryboddy thot hyu vould go vit her, anyvays!" | |||
dot guy | ZIP CLANKHEAD (on station building) |
Enter the Lady (non-canon)[]
Location: Agatha's compartment aboard the Wyrm of Limerick, which is now en route to the next station.[6]
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2014-03-26 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (011) Forum:2014-03-26 (Wednesday) |
Agatha, Krosp, Agatha's Wasp eater, Unidentified Woman | ||
Agatha removes her coat, which is so completely lined with tools that it stands up on its own. As Krosp dons his own coat, Agatha releases her wasp eater from her hat. They discuss the whereabouts of Wooster, who is supposed to already be on the train. A well-dressed, dark-haired woman runs into Agatha's compartment, begging for help. Is it Wooster—or Dimo—in a really good disguise? | |||
Krosp: "You didn't have to bring all those tools." Agatha: "I don't understand what you mean." | |||
Master of Paris, Paris, Mister Wooster, England | MEANWHILE- SLAM! |
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2014-03-28 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (012) Forum:2014-03-28 (Friday) |
Unidentified Woman, Krosp, Agatha | ||
The woman who burst into Agatha's compartment a moment ago begs Agatha to let her stay and hide there because she is fleeing from assassins. Krosp objects, but Agatha, who is suddenly holding what seems to be a Sparky weapon, says the woman can stay until it's safe. Being confronted with a talking cat and Agatha's Sparkiness seems to make the woman doubt she has chosen the best hiding place after all. | |||
Margarella: "Fearsome assassins stalk me—even, I fear, here in this sanctuary!" | |||
Sturmvoraus, Wulfenbach, von Blitzengaard, Smoke Knights, the Brothers (Corbettite Monks) |
A Boy And His Empire[]
Location: On board the Airship Castle Wulfenbach.
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2014-03-31 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (013) Forum:2014-03-31 (Monday) |
Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, crew members of Castle Wulfenbach, Wulfenbach minions - including: Dr. Chouteh, Bohrlaikha (seen but not heard), Bangladesh DuPree | ||
Several Wulfenbach minions are trying to get Gil's attention at the same time, addressing him as Herr Baron. They are making reports. A member of the crew tells Gil Captain Dupree is there. He dismisses the others and goes to see Dupree, who has found "her." | |||
Gil: "There's a reason you people all have fancy hats. Earn them." | |||
Poictesme, Time Borers, Mechanicsburg, Copper refinery at Gstaad, Professor Sickert, Mincing Men, Her[7] | Meanwhile, on board the Airship Castle Wulfenbach— 6721x07? (ID number on airship flying near Castle Wulfenbach.)[8] |
Poictesme (pronounced "pwa-tem") is a fictional country or province which forms the setting of the fantasy works of James Branch Cabell. | |
2014-04-02 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (014) Forum:2014-04-02 (Wednesday) |
Gil, Bang, Bohrlaikha | ||
Bang is reporting to Gil. She says that she has narrowed down the search for Agatha to seven possible candidates. Gil grabs the list, immediately chooses one, and says they are going after her. | |||
This Girl[7], Jägers | WARNING: DANGEROUS EXPERIMENT CONTAINMENT AREA (sign on corridor wall) FUN, BUT NO (note on door) LIAR (note on door) |
Location: On the ground somewhere in Europa.
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2014-04-04 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (015) Forum:2014-04-04 (Friday) |
Gil, Bang, Bohrlaikha, ~Agatha (Jäger) | ||
Gil, Bang, and Bohrlaikha are now on the ground. Gil intercepts a carriage traveling through the snow and calls for Agatha to come out, but it turns out to contain a Jäger disguised as her instead. | |||
Jäger (disguised as Agatha): "Now dis is de part vere hyu tells me dot hyu luffs me for my brains!" | |||
Agatha, Sveethot, Dupree! | SOON—
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2014-04-07 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (016) Forum:2014-04-07 (Monday) |
Bang, Gil, ~Agatha (Jäger), Bohrlaikha | ||
Agatha's smartness is discussed. Bang is insulted. Killing is suggested. A Jäger is set free. "That other guy" is mentioned. | |||
Bang: "If they ever write this down, they ain't gonna be calling it 'Boy Genius.'[9]" | |||
Miz Agatha, Dot Odder Guy |
Martellus Has Been Busy[]
Location: On the ground somewhere else in Europa.
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2014-04-09 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (017) Forum:2014-04-09 (Wednesday) |
Martellus von Blitzengaard, Sparkhounds, Rerich von Billiguether, a Jägermonster | ||
Tweedle's sparkhounds have hunted down Rerich, another Jäger acting as an Agatha decoy. Rerich is dying, but has already taken out six Sparkhounds. Tweedle fumes and questions Rerich, who jokes and refuses to reveal Agatha's whereabouts. (We find out the Jäger's name on the next page. Tweedle has a new mechanical hand. Now, if only Phil can remember to draw it!) | |||
Tweedle: "Is all my intelligence useless?" Rerich: "Ah, now hyuz just settin' hyuself op. Dot's no fun." | |||
Girl | Meanwhile— | ||
2014-04-11 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (018) Forum:2014-04-11 (Friday) |
Tweedle, Rerich von Billiguether, a Jägermonster, Sparkhounds | ||
Tweedle questions the Jäger, asking him his name and getting him to reminisce about the good old days, back when he fought the original Storm King. (We find out the full "human name" of a Jägermonster for the first time.[10]) | |||
Rerich: "Hy almost gots der first Storm King's hat, hyu know!" Tweedle: "You actually fought Andronicus Valois?" Rerich: "Ho, yez! A pity 'bout dot hat, but Hy did gets to eat hiz horse!" | |||
Andronicus Valois, Euphrosynia Heterodyne[11] | |||
2014-04-14 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (019) Forum:2014-04-14 (Monday) |
Rerich von Billiguether, Martellus von Blitzengaard, Sparkhounds | ||
Rerich is quite amused at Tweedle's notion that Euphrosynia loved Andronicus. He says Andronicus would have had to wipe out the Heterodynes, if he had married Euphrosynia, since they were monsters. Tweedle shows he understands by finishing Rerich off. | |||
Tweedle: "The best way to catch a monster— is to be a bigger monster." | |||
She, Andronicus, Heterodyne | POF! POF! POF! |
Enter Wooster (non-canon)[]
Location: Aboard the Wyrm of Limerick, en route.[6]
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2014-04-16 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (020) Forum:2014-04-16 (Wednesday) |
Ardsley Wooster, Agatha Heterodyne, Krosp | ||
Wooster notices the time, removes his disguise, arms his weapon, and enters Agatha's compartment. She is in a state of dishabille, but he seems more frightened of her than she is of him. | |||
Agatha: "Oh. Mister Wooster, it's only you. What on earth are you doing? Get in here." Wooster: "AAAAH! NO!" | |||
Meanwhile— Charlie Chan and the Chocolate Factory (book title)
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2014-04-18 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (021) Forum:2014-04-18 (Friday) |
Agatha, Wooster, This Lady, Krosp | ||
Agatha criticizes Wooster for screaming at the sight of her en déshabille. Wooster criticizes Agatha's plan to scare off intruders by being clad only in a towel with an armed Krosp as a backup. The unidentified woman comes out of hiding and realizes Agatha is the Heterodyne Girl. | |||
Agatha: "I'm trying to keep a low profile here. This is a 'normal person' plan. Building a steam-powered grab-and-subdue clank out of the stove would be too showy." | |||
Your Queen, Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, England, Heterodyne | The page number in the comic wasn't entered properly and appears as 00x. | ||
2014-04-21 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (022) Forum:2014-04-21 (Monday) |
Agatha, Margarella Selnikov[12], Wooster, Krosp | ||
Wooster makes introductions. Lady Selnikov begs to not be killed. Wooster tries, and fails, to reassure her. | |||
Wooster: "What exactly does the term "master spy" mean in this part of the world, anyway?" Krosp: "hmm… 'Sneaky gossip monger?'" Wooster: "That explains so much." | |||
Martellus von Blitzengaard | KNOCK KNOCK |
Jäger PaperDollinks[]
The wiki has an archive of all the paper doll images and links to high resolution versions.
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2014-04-23 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (n/a) Forum:2014-04-23 (Wednesday) |
Fashion clank, Dimo | ||
Clank: "I will dress these creatures who shamble forth from their shabby backwater, though the attempt destroy me!" | |||
Paris | Dimo paper doll | ||
2014-04-25 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (n/a) Forum:2014-04-25 (Friday) |
Fashion clank, Oggie | ||
Clank: "Yes, thanks to those rapscallions at our university's experimental time travel lab, we have an outfit that insouciantly spits in the very face of two thousand years of fashion! I would say three thousand, but this outfit does come with pants." | |||
Dimo | BEACH MONSTER (on t-shirt) | Oggie paper doll | |
2014-04-28 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (n/a) Forum:2014-04-28 (Monday) |
Fashion clank, Maxim | ||
Clank: "It is a strange feeling—one akin to watching a hedgehog struggle to comprehend the concept of ice cream. Yes! On the one hand we want the spiky adventurer to succeed! To fully grasp the wonder before it! On the other hand—that is my ice cream into which it is poking its dirty little snout!" | |||
Heterodyne | LIFEGUARD (on t-shirt) | Maxim paper doll |
Politics[]
Location: Aboard Castle Wulfenbach (probably).
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2014-04-30 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (023) Forum:2014-04-30 (Wednesday) |
Miss Pantagruel, Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, Xerxsephnia von Blitzengaard, The Unstoppable Higgs, Bangladesh DuPree, Bohrlaikha, Devil Dolls | ||
Gil is back on Castle Wulfenbach, briefing his staff. Seffie, who is also there, talks to Gil about her brother and his ambitions to be the the new Storm King. (The Devil Doll regiment was first seen here. ✣ ) | |||
Seffie: "I'll deliver all the messages and diplomatic papers, don't worry." Gil: "Even the—" Seffie: "Yes. Even the ones that have to be left under a rock in the catacombs." | |||
Martellus von Blitzengaard, Heterodyne Girl, The Order, The New Storm King, Europa, House of Wulfenbach | xo 1XX7 (a number on a wall in panel 1, mostly obscured by word balloons. It might start with "No." as an abbreviation for "number.") | Seffie's full name is given as Xerxsephina instead of Xerxsephnia in panel 2. | |
2014-05-02 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (024) Forum:2014-05-02 (Friday) |
Gil, Seffie, Bang | ||
Seffie has a conversation with Gil and rates some things. Her political marriage to Gil: good. The current state of Europa: bad. Agatha's prospects: worse. The chances of Gil ever seeing Agatha safely again: downright terrible. | |||
Seffie: "If we got married now, Martellus wouldn't be able to—" Gil: "Out of the question." Seffie: "Aw, you always say that." Gil: "Twenty times a day!" Seffie: "Ah, but all those others are just emissaries. I'm the only hopeful young lady you get to insult in person." | |||
Martellus, My family, Europa, Your beloved Heterodyne Girl, Her city | 80 (on wall of hanger), He (chemical symbol for helium, presumably, on tank), DIPLOMAT[IC?] (on Zeppelin), tok |
Some Ladies Come to Dinner[]
Location: Agatha's compartment aboard the Wyrm of Limerick, en route.
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2014-05-05 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (025) Forum:2014-05-05 (Monday) |
Agatha Heterodyne, Corbettite Monk, Ardsley Wooster, Krosp, Violetta | ||
Room service (a monk pushing a dinner cart) shows up expectedly. Wooster smells a rat, but is reassured, until Krosp smells poison. But it's just Violetta (with her potions), hiding under the cart. | |||
Krosp: "Did you poison the milk? You monster!" | |||
Brother Ulm | Meanwhile— | ||
2014-05-07 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (026) Forum:2014-05-07 (Wednesday) |
Agatha, Violetta, Krosp, Zeetha | ||
Agatha and Violetta catch up. Suddenly, Agatha senses imminent danger and leaps to defend herself. Too late! She gets a snowball in the face as Zeetha crashes through the window. | |||
"MMONF!" | |||
Dimo, the Clays, Wulfenbach, Martellus, Jägers |
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2014-05-09 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (027) Forum:2014-05-09 (Friday) |
Zeetha, Agatha, Wooster, Krosp, Violetta | ||
Zeetha and Agatha discuss what happened to Agatha when she went missing. The "door" that took Agatha to Martellus' fortress reminds Zeetha of a magic gate in Skifander, and she says she'll want to examine it when they free Mechanicsburg. Agatha expresses a bit of doubt that they ever will. Zeetha corrects her. | |||
Zeetha: "You've got the brains! I've got the muscle! Violetta's got the sneaky! We can do anything!" | |||
Mechanicsburg, Martellus, Krosp, the Baron, Queen Luheia and her mirror, The Queens, Skifander | |||
2014-05-12 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (028) Forum:2014-05-12 (Monday) |
Zeetha, Krosp, Violetta, Auntie Margolotta[12], Agatha | ||
Violetta detects someone hiding in the closet: Her Auntie Margolotta?[12] Violetta's aunt professes her loyalty to Tarvek, as least as an alternative to Martellus. Apparently, the membership of the Tarvek fan club would be rather small. | |||
Agatha: "Do you suppose anyone other than me actually likes Tarvek?" Krosp: "I like him. He thinks like a cat!" | |||
The Heterodynes, Poor Sweet Tarvek, Martellus | |||
2014-05-14 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (029) Forum:2014-05-14 (Wednesday) |
Wooster, Agatha, Zeetha, Lady Selnikov, Violetta | ||
Wooster freaks out. Auntie Margolotta and Violetta have a conversation about Tarvek, Agatha, and Gil. They realize that Gil may have been after someone/something other than Agatha in Mechanicsburg. | |||
Wooster: "Gilgamesh Wulfenbach is going to go on a rampage— that will reduced everything Ardsley Wooster loves to a wet pile of used tea leaves?" Zeetha: "Don't worry Wooster, you won't have to see it— Gil'll turn you into a stoat when he finds out you were in here while Agatha was half naked! …And if he doesn't, Sturmvoraus will—" | |||
Tarvek Sturmvoraus, Sturmhalten, Gilgamesh Wulfenbach AKA Gil AKA The young Baron, Storm King, Smoke Knights, Lady Lucrezia |
Gil Enters Mechanicsburg[]
In the Time Lab (non-canon)[]
Location: Just outside Mechanicsburg, in Gil's Time Borer Lab.[6]
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2014-05-16 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (030) Forum:2014-05-16 (Friday) |
Time-borer lab staffers[14], Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, Herr Doctor, Frau Doktor | ||
Gil is in his Time Borer Lab, talking to the laboratory staff. He is planning on pulling someone out of the Mechanicsburg "time-freeze bubble," despite the apparent dangers to himself and the subject. | |||
Frau Doktor[15]: "Sir—that bird's corpus aged years—in seconds! The same would surely hold true for this subject, should we attempt to extract him!" Gil: "I know. So let's pull him out!" | |||
This Subject | Just outside Mechanicsburg—, Ergo(?)[16] | ||
2014-05-19 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (031) Forum:2014-05-19 (Monday) |
Herr Doctor(?), Time-borer lab staffers[14], Frau Doktor (scientist in charge?), Gil, Higgs, Bohrlaikha, Bang | ||
As the time-borer lab staff ready the equipment, Gil and Higgs are briefed by Frau Doktor as they prepare to enter the time-borer shaft. | |||
Gil: "Frau Doktor, I have personally meddled with inexplicable scientific anomalies before…" | |||
Soon—, 0026/7 (old-fashioned odometer-style numeric readout, with the last number changing from 6 to 7), He (chemical symbol for helium, presumably, on tank), Mechanics[burg] Chrono? (on cart) |
In the Time Shaft (non-canon)[]
Location: Inside the Mechanicsburg time-borer shaft.[6]
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2014-05-21 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (032) Forum:2014-05-21 (Wednesday) |
Higgs, Gil | ||
Higgs and Gil walk down the shaft bored through frozen-in-time Mechanicsburg. They discuss the advancement of science. Higgs is pushing a cart with a large grabber claw. Gil checks on the rate of fall of a cup in the frozen-in-time zone. And then the voices start. | |||
Higgs: "'Exciting,' you say." Gil: "Oh, yes! Whenever we encounter something we can't explain, that's when science advances!" Higgs: "…Screaming, I'd imagine." Gil: "Well, yes, but with excitement!" | |||
Monsieur Barbiaux | SNA[ILS]? (sign on building in panel 1), Peter Barbiaux Transcription of the mysterious voices: "KILL THHHEEE AAAAABBBERRR AEESSSS KKIILLL" "AZERRRBECKNARL…" "DOWNN MEGALOXIGAAAR SSSTREEET" "[?]YYY [?]RYYY CENNNTE[RR]RRR" |
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2014-05-23 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (033) Forum:2014-05-23 (Friday) |
Gil, Higgs, The Castle | ||
Gil takes out and activates a device that seems to be able to amplify and "tune" the mysterious voices. After apparently focusing on the wrong voice, Gil "tunes in" Castle Heterodyne. The device allows two-way communication, and Gil attempts to speak to the Castle, but Higgs cuts him off before he can do so. This seems to be a good thing, because the Castle doesn't seem to be very fond of the Wulfenbach family or its minions or allies at the moment. | |||
Castle: "—crush them all and turn the bones into a birdbath…" Higgs: "Wha—that's the Castle!" | |||
Lady Heterodyne | CLIK | ||
2014-05-26 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (034) Forum:2014-05-26 (Monday) |
Higgs, The Castle, Gil | ||
Higgs tells the Castle Agatha has escaped. The Castle approves. Gil (Higgs has told the Castle Gil is a technician) talks to it in French, to hide his identity. He finds out the Castle is hindered by the "time-freeze" field, but not not completely disabled. He tells it he is going to perform an extraction. The Castle demands to watch. | |||
The Castle: "Ah… the 'technician' speaks, eh? Don't get any clever ideas, lackey— This disturbance hinders me greatly, but I still have my defenses." Gil: "Of course, but… how is it that you are still—how you say—functional? The flow of time…she is stopped, no?" The Castle: "Tch, Such small imagination…. So typical of the enemies of the Family… I am prepared for more contingencies than you would believe possible. …And do not assume that I suffer the spacial limitations of organic intelligences." | |||
The Heterodyne, The Family | B[EER]?, ESCAR[GO]? (signs in first panel) | ||
2014-05-28 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (035) Forum:2014-05-28 (Wednesday) |
Gil, The Castle, Higgs, Vole | ||
Under Gil's direction, Higgs operates the temporal extraction equipment in an attempt to pull Vole out of the "time-freeze field." Vole starts to bellow, apparently in pain. | |||
Gil: "You said yourself that this will be insanely dangerous—so who better to try it on than someone dangerously insane?" Castle: "Ah, you're here for Captain Vole!" | |||
POLIT? (mostly obscured sign in first panel, possibly "POLIȚIA," which is the Romanian word for "POLICE")
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2014-05-30 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (036) Forum:2014-05-30 (Friday) |
Gil, Higgs, Vole, The Castle | ||
As Vole is removed from the "time-freeze field" something starts happening to him. He appears to be melting and his fangs grow. He is grabbed and immobilized. Gil decides they should leave, but this may turn out to be difficult. | |||
Gil: "Now, let's power down and get out of here." Castle: "Ah, I believe you may find that difficult… Monsieur." | |||
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Knock, knock[]
Location: Agatha's compartment aboard the Wyrm of Limerick, en route.
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2014-06-02 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (037) Forum:2014-06-02 (Monday) |
Zeetha, Agatha, Krosp, Wooster, Lady Margarella[12], Violetta, Would-be Assassin #1, Corbettite Monk | ||
Agatha explains the towel—and her plan—to Zeetha, who seems a bit perturbed. There is a knock at the door. Agatha opens it, expecting room service, but finding a Smoke Knight with a knife instead. The knight has just been knocked out by a Corbettite monk, as part of their service. Now Zeetha understands—it was a normal person plan. ✣ (For a livelier summary of this page, see the corresponding discussion.) | |||
Monk: "Sorry for the disturbance, Miss—assassin disposal—all part of the service!" | |||
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2014-06-04 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (038) Forum:2014-06-04 (Wednesday) |
Agatha, Would-be Assassin #2, Krosp, Zeetha, Wooster, Violetta, Lady Margarella[12] | ||
Agatha's normal-person plan actually worked! Except, before he can leave, the assassin is confronted by not just an armed-and-dangerous Krosp, but Zeetha, Wooster, Violetta, and even Lady Margarella, as well. | |||
Would-be assassin #2: "Uh oh…" | |||
FWUMP! | |||
2014-06-06 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (039) Forum:2014-06-06 (Friday) |
Would-be Assassin #2, Another Corbettite Monk, Agatha, Wooster, Lady Margarella[12], Zeetha, Violetta, Krosp | ||
Would-be assassin #2 tries a desperate, last-ditch escape scheme, but is foiled by another Corbettite monk. As an apology for the near failure of the assassin-disposal service, the monk gives Agatha chits for free drinks in the dining car. There is much rejoicing. But, before their good fortune can be taken advantage of, the train brakes unexpectedly, and everyone is thrown off their feet. | |||
Would-be assassin #2: "Erm… Sorry, wrong room?" | |||
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An Instructive Detour[]
Location: Inside the Mechanicsburg time-borer shaft.
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2014-06-09 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (040) Forum:2014-06-09 (Monday) |
Gil, Higgs, The Castle, Philbert (frozen in time) | ||
As Gil and Higgs attempt to leave Mechanicsburg, they run into a quick-growing thorn hedge that blocks their way. The Castle asks, as they search for an alternate exit, that they take the scenic route past a good view of the Red Cathedral, so they can tell the Castle what they see there. When asked, "Why?", the Castle explains that the Heterodynes discovered a way to stop time 300 years ago but abandoned it because there are things that even the Heterodynes would prefer not to know that notice when time is meddled with. | |||
"You brief humans think of time—if you think of it at all—as a natural thing. Ubiquitous. Inevitable. You are blind little fish in the waters of a vast, deep cave. There are… others who see time differently. When it is meddled with, they notice." | |||
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2014-06-11 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (041) Forum:2014-06-11 (Wednesday) |
The Castle, Gil, Higgs, Hideous Extradimensional Being: Type 1 | ||
Gil and Higgs are viewing the Red Cathedral from a distance. Above it hovers a very large apparition that, from its color and the associated electrical activity, seems similar in appearance to the time windows from early in the story. Within the "window" is/are strange being/beings that seem to be observing Mechanicsburg and reaching out into the space above it. | |||
The Castle: "So look very carefully— Do you see anything… amiss?" | |||
Ozone, Zipf? (street signs); 41 (address number); Experience the Vim of the Heterodynes (advertising poster) | |||
2014-06-13 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (042) Forum:2014-06-13 (Friday) |
Higgs, Gil, The Castle, Hideous Extradimensional Being: Type 1 | ||
Gil and Higgs spot something, like nothing they have ever seen before, looming over the Red Cathedral. The Castle says that they have come before, surprising Gil and Higgs, and talks about the planes and angles of time. Gil concludes that the being is heading for his father. | |||
The Castle: "Just accept that time, like space, has its planes and angles. It is not really a perfect analogy, but it will suffice. Try not to worry about it too much. It will only disturb you." Gil: "Are… are you patronizing me?!" The Castle: "Heaven forbid, Monsieur. Why, even were you as clever as, say, the renowned Gilgamesh Wulfenbach— I believe you would have difficulty visualizing the complex dimensions of time."[17] | |||
My father | |||
2014-06-16 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (043) Forum:2014-06-16 (Monday) |
Gil, Vole[18], Hideous Extradimensional Being: Type 1, <Robur Heterodyne, =Klaus | ||
Gil discards the last pretense of being in disguise and the Castle of being fooled. The Castle says it will not harm him, despite knowing his identity—that's Agatha's job. The Castle then tells the story of Master Robur and his crisis of faith (cured by pie), and states that Gil's father has now outdone the Heterodynes in recklessness, having stopped time with, seemingly, no plan to restart it. If Gil can't disable the black-level device, bad things will happen, and his time (a-heh) is dwindling. | |||
Gil: "What can you tell me about that thing?" The Castle: "Hmm. Not much. Master Robur thought they were angels." Gil: "Angels?!" The Castle: "Oh, yes. He believed Heaven itself was coming to punish him— though he was rather fuzzy on what sin in particular had crossed the line." | |||
Lady Heterodyne, That Other Fool, Angels (hideous extradimensional beings: type 2?, The Heterodynes | |||
2014-06-18 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (044) Forum:2014-06-18 (Wednesday) |
The Castle, Gil, Higgs, Hideous Extradimensional Being: Type 1 | ||
Gil jury rigs a device to let the Castle see the Extradimensional Being. The Castle panics at first—this is not what it was expecting. It then estimates that Gil has two years before the Being can reach Klaus/the black-level device. It tells Gil and Higgs to destroy the device. When Higgs expresses doubt that they can, the Castle says to fetch Agatha without fail.[19] | |||
The Castle: "Aaaaah! What is that?!" Gil: "You're supposed to tell me!" The Castle: "Last time they were much smaller! There were dozens of them. There were more tentacles… and they had hats, and… and…"[20] | |||
The Baron, The Mistress, Hideous Extradimensional Being: Type 2? |
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A Snowy Impediment[]
Impediment 1: Avalanche (non-canon)[]
Location: Aboard and outside of the Wyrm of Limerick, which has been stopped by an avalanche.[6]
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2014-06-20 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (045) Forum:2014-06-20 (Friday) |
Violetta, Lady Selnikov, Agatha, Krosp, Wooster, Zeetha, Brother Ulm, Brother Matthias | ||
Everyone in Agatha's compartment is worried about the train's sudden stop and Agatha rushes out into the corridor to find out what's going on. Agatha then rushes back into her compartment to get dressed, having forgotten she is wearing only a towel. Eventually everyone in Agatha's party gets off the train to discover it was stopped by an avalanche; obviously no foul play is going on, after all. | |||
Zeetha: "Whoa! An avalanche." Agatha: "Yeah. Nothing weird after all." Wooster: "I guess we'll just be late." Brother Ulm and Brother Matthias: "Blasphemy!" | |||
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2014-06-23 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (046) Forum:2014-06-23 (Monday) |
Agatha, Brother Matthias, Dimo, Brother Ulm | ||
Brother Matthias, the engineer of the Wyrm of Limerick, yells at Agatha when she suggests that being late isn't such a bad thing. Dimo appears and chides him for this. Matthias apologizes. Agatha thanks Dimo and greets him as if he were a stranger. She invites him to join her and her party for free drinks, but Brother Ulm says he might need their assistance. (Brother Matthias's remark in the first panel ("This is the Wyrm of Limerick! The engine that made the Königsberg in less than twelve kilometers!"[22]) is a Star Wars film reference. See his wiki page for more detail.) | |||
Dimo: "Hey, keed, dun hyu know it hain't polite to yell at pipple—unless hyu vants to kees dem or keel dem? Und hyu vouldn't vant to do either vun to a passenger, hey?" | |||
Wyrm of Limerick, Königsberg | Ito Animose (on Corbettite uniform/habit caps)[23] | ||
2014-06-25 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (047) Forum:2014-06-25 (Wednesday) |
Dimo, Brother Matthias, Agatha, Brother Ulm | ||
The engine sounds a warning signal, opens its mouth, and emits an energy blast at the avalanche. Brother Ulm tells Agatha the problem is "over here." | |||
Dimo: "Huh. I dun know if Hy can ponch an havalanche, but Hy ken try…" Brother Matthias: "Hmf. Preposterous nonsense. As if a little avalanche like this would stop us." | |||
Animose (on Corbettite uniform/habit caps)[23]
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Impediment 2: Broken Bridge (non-canon)[]
Location: Outside of the Wyrm of Limerick, which has been stopped by a broken bridge.[6]
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2014-06-27 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (048) Forum:2014-06-27 (Friday) |
Agatha, Brother Ulm, Brother Matthias, Dimo | ||
Night is falling. The avalanche has been cleared by the blast from the engine, revealing the "problem over here" to be that the bridge is out and a couple of "things" are fighting in the darkness below it. Brother Matthias, who turns out to be a Sparky engineer who likes his job, says he and his lads will get train over the missing bridge in no time. Brother Ulm is in no hurry to leave. He doesn't want to miss a good fight. So what's the problem? | |||
Agatha: "…But those things down there! What are they?" Brother Ulm: "Who knows? There be terrible things that go bump in the Europan night." Agatha: "Then, shouldn't we leave?" Brother Ulm: "Ha! And miss a good fight?" | |||
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2014-06-30 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (049) Forum:2014-06-30 (Monday) |
Agatha(!), Brother Ulm, Brother Matthias(!), Dimo | ||
Brother Ulm tells Agatha there is trouble on the line behind them as well as in front. She goes off to help Brother Matthias fix the tracks over the bridge, while Dimo asks some smart questions. | |||
Dimo: "Vell, so moch for her askin' the schmot qvestions." Brother Ulm: "Such as?" Dimo: "Vell, all dese 'disruptions.' Sounds like pipple is lookin' for sumthink. Und iz not hard to guess vhat. But who iz it? And vhy are dose guys fighting down dere? But dis iz too much krezy. It makes no sense. Sumvun broke de bridge. Iz a messy vay to find sumvun. Hokay, so dey vants to keel us. So den vhy der schtupid havalanche? To schtop us? To save us? Pick vun, hey? But most impawtent, we haz schtopped already! So vhat is takin' dem so long?" Brother Ulm: "Those are smart questions." Dimo: "Hy ken tell! Dey is making my head hurt!" | |||
Ito Animose (on Corbettite uniform/habit caps)[23] | |||
2014-07-02 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (050) Forum:2014-07-02 (Wednesday) |
Krosp, Dimo, Brother Ulm | ||
Krosp appears, asking why they aren't trying to get out of the trap the train has been placed in. When Brother Ulm replies there's nothing to be done, Krosp confronts him with a Corbettite map of all nearby obstacles, which shows an escape route. This route leads to a Corbettite depot fortress, but Brother Ulm is adamant that no outsider will be allowed to go there, especially Agatha. | |||
Krosp: "This is your own map, showing all the current obstacles—" Brother Ulm: "How did you get that?!" Krosp: "I'm cute." | |||
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Impediment 3: When Sparks Attack (non-canon)[]
Location: Outside of the Wyrm of Limerick, which has been stopped by a broken bridge and is being threatened by Sparks looking for someone.[6]
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2014-07-04 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (051) Forum:2014-07-04 (Friday) |
Krosp, Dimo, Count Oömfumf (his name is revealed on the next page) | ||
Dimo admits "schmot pipple" don't let a Heterodyne into their secret fortress. He examine the Corbettite map Krosp acquired and evaluates their options. Approaching sounds indicate the fight below the bridge is over. The apparent victor is a Spark almost entirely encased in brass musical instruments, Count Oömfumf. Now Dimo really wants to see "dot odder guy." | |||
Krosp: "Okay, I'll run, you fight this guy." Dimo: "Ho. Hyu iz gun get Miz Agatha?" Krosp: "Oh, yeah. That could work." Count Oömfumf: "Ha! You'll not stop me that easily, you tone-deaf piccolo-brained interloper!" | |||
Miz Agatha | This page originally appeared in black and white. It was replaced with a colored version not long before the next page was posted. | ||
2014-07-07 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (052) Forum:2014-07-07 (Monday) |
Count Oömfumf, Krosp, Dimo, Count Wolkerstorfer (his name is revealed on the next page) | ||
Count Oömfumf demands to be told the location of Lady Selnikov. Dimo and Krosp are puzzled. A very large clank (piloted by "dot odder guy," soon to be identified as Count Wolkerstorfer) rises behind Count Oömfumf and threatens him. Dimo starts to wonder out loud why anyone would want Lady Selnikov when Lady Heterodyne is right here, but Krosp bites his finger to shut him up. | |||
"Count Oömfumf— crushing your wretched sonic army has wasted far too much of my time. If the Lady Margolotta escapes me because of your interference, the Storm King will stake you out for the bone eating ants— and that will be just for starters." | |||
Lady Margolotta Selnikov[12], Lady Heter—Yi!, Storm King (Martellus) | |||
2014-07-09 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (053) Forum:2014-07-09 (Wednesday) |
Count Wolkerstorfer, Count Oömfumf, Dimo, Krosp | ||
Wolkerstorfer is distracted from his mission by a kitty and starts to babble. Oömfumf tells him to shut up. Wolkerstorfer and Oömfumf attack each other, which ends with Oömfumf's apparent death. In the middle of his victory rant, Wolkerstorfer completely forgets what he is doing. (Wolkerstorfer seems to think Krosp is a cat breed called a Moldovian Puff, but he doesn't seem to be a reliable source of information.) | |||
Oömfumf: "Count Wolkerstorfer— shut up! Your inability to focus on what's important is exactly why the council sent you out to the green caverns to oversee the ant farms." | |||
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2014-07-11 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (054) Forum:2014-07-11 (Friday) |
Count Wolkerstorfer, Krosp, Dimo | ||
Count Wolkerstorfer tries to remember what he is doing by mentally retracing his actions. Suddenly, he has it— tell his enemies to surrender or be destroyed! (Why was that so hard to remember?) Dimo is impressed; Krosp, not so much. (The Collatz Conjecture is a real unsolved mathematical problem that is fairly well known and has even been featured on xkcd.) | |||
Count Wolkerstorfer: "Now, surrender the Lady Margolotta— before I destroy you all!" Krosp: "Why are we even still here?" Dimo: "Iz hyu kidding?' An henemy like diz guy iz a ting of beauty!'" | |||
Martellus, Storm King, Collatz Problem, Neuralistic Singularity Detector, Lady Margolotta | |||
2014-07-14 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (055) Forum:2014-07-14 (Monday) |
Krosp, Dimo, Count Wolkerstorfer, Agatha, Corbettite Monks | ||
Agatha and the monks activate the rail gun, which extends one of the broken train rails to skewer Count Wolkerstorfer's giant clank. Wolkerstorfer uses his magnet to rip the rail gun off the tracks and into his clank's claw. | |||
Wolkerstorfer: "Hey—nice rail gun! Have you seen my magnet?" | |||
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2014-07-16 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (056) Forum:2014-07-16 (Wednesday) |
Agatha, Count Wolkerstorfer, Brother Matthias | ||
Agatha describes how the rail gun works and demonstrates, turning Count Wolkerstorfer's magnet against him. Brother Matthias chides Agatha for her enjoyment of the demonstration. He takes the controller from her, only to continue demonstrating even more gleefully. | |||
Brother Matthias: "Ahem. As a man of God, I feel I must point out… that you are enjoying that rather a bit too much." Agatha: "Oh. I'm sorry…" Brother Matthias: "Quite all right, my child. Now, give me the controller… because it's my turn!" | |||
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Impediment 4: When Bears Attack (non-canon)[]
Location: Outside of the Wyrm of Limerick, which has been stopped by a broken bridge and is being threatened by Armed Bears .[6]
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2014-07-18 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (057) Forum:2014-07-18 (Friday) |
Count Wolkerstorfer, Agatha, Dimo, Brother Matthias, another Corbettite Monk, Armed Bears | ||
Count Wolkerstorfer crushes the Rail Gun and is warned about the perils of messing with the Corbettite Railway. But he doesn't seems worried. After all, it's not as if he is all by himself, he says, as his troop comes into view. (The type of creature making up the troop accompanying Count Wolkerstorfer isn't revealed until the next page.) | |||
Dimo: "Yah, hyu seems kind ov de forgetful type, so Hy iz gun varn hyu… dis iz de Corbettite Railvay! Pipple gets in beeg trouble messing vit dem— und hyu iz all by hyuself! Vot iz hyu tinkink, hey?" Count Wolkerstorfer: "Oh, I see. No, no. Don't worry, no one will even know I was here! After all, it's not as though there will be anyone left to say differently." | |||
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2014-07-21 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (058) Forum:2014-07-21 (Monday) |
Agatha, Dimo, Corbettite Monk, Armed Bears | ||
Agatha is ready to take things up a notch in the fight with Count Wolkerstorfer, but a highly agitated Dimo commands her and everyone else to get on the train and get away as fast as possible. The source of his alarm becomes clear when the troop accompanying Count Wolkerstorfer is revealed to be made up of arms-bearing bears in the final panel. (These armed bears seem very likely to be the Swartzwalders depicted only on cards in The Works up to now. Will the Professors take this opportunity to correct the spelling to Schwarzwälders (if indeed their term was supposed be derived from the German for black forest)?) | |||
Dimo: "Dese iz not chust 'guys!'" | |||
2014-07-23 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (059) Forum:2014-07-23 (Wednesday) |
Agatha, Brother Matthias, Another Corbettite Monk, Swartzwalders, Dimo | ||
The monks start dragging Agatha toward the train as she expresses puzzlement. The armed bears attack, sending Dimo flying with one blow. They roar out a battle cry as their blank expressions change to savage fury. Agatha decides discretion is the better part of valor and starts running away, now dragging the monks after her. | |||
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Reviving Vole[]
Location: In Gil's lab.
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2014-07-25 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (060) Forum:2014-07-25 (Friday) |
Higgs, Vole (in containment field), Gil(!) | ||
Higgs is looking at Vole, who is suspended in a containment field. Gil quizzes Higgs on his knowledge of Jägermonsters and Higgs has some interesting answers. | |||
Gil: "How much do you know about Jägers, Mr. Higgs?" Higgs: "Huh. More'n some, I reckon. The old Heterodynes made 'em… They live a long time… Good fighters… Nobody really likes 'em…" Gil: "Tch. Common knowledge." Higgs: "And they used to be men. Sometimes even they forget that." | |||
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2014-07-28 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (061) Forum:2014-07-28 (Monday) |
Gil(!), Higgs, Vole | ||
Gil and Higgs discuss Jäger lore. Gil releases Vole's containment field. | |||
Gil: "They were the worst of the worst— the Heterodyne's hand-picked warriors. His bloodiest marauders, who rode with him for the sheer joy of the slaughter. They were the ones given the Jägerdraught. That's what all the stories say." Higgs: "Hmf. They took it freely. That's in all the stories too…" Gil: "Oh I know. Even though most of them died of it. So crazy… so suicidal. What were they thinking?" | |||
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2014-07-30 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (062) Forum:2014-07-30 (Wednesday) |
Gil, Vole, Higgs | ||
Gil shoots Vole full of "feeds" - apparently intravenous lines.[24] He then tries to place Vole in restraints. Doesn't he know by now that never works? Next, he tries to distract Vole from tampering with the feeds by allowing Vole to fling him across the room and slam him into some equipment hard enough to dent it. Gil calls on Higgs to join him. Higgs seems a bit critical of Gil's strategy. | |||
Higgs: "This 'leapin' into crazy suicidal situations' that had you so puzzled—" Gil: "This makes perfect sense! This is for science!" | |||
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2014-08-01 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (063) Forum:2014-08-01 (Friday) |
Higgs, Gil(!), Doctor Scantrontb[25], Vole | ||
Gil is determined to keep Vole alive for the sake of science! He asks Dr. Scantrontb if she is getting readings (they're insane!) and asks her to send in Captain DuPree (it's that bad!). Gil tells Higgs that Vole has already aged hundreds of years as Vole seems to recognize someone. | |||
Gil: "Forward, Mister Higgs! We owe it to science to keep Captain Vole alive!" Higgs: "Um… don't we owe it to him?" | |||
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2014-08-04 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (064) Forum:2014-08-04 (Monday) |
Bang, Gil, Vole, Higgs | ||
Bang enters the lab. She doesn't recognize Vole at first and offers to "help" finish him off. Before she can, Gil points out that he is the one she liked. It turns out she likes him even more after his makeover. | |||
Bang: "Oh wow! Gil! Is it Christmas? My birthday?!" | |||
2014-08-06 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (065) Forum:2014-08-06 (Wednesday) |
Bang, Gil, Higgs, Vole | ||
Bang comes up with a good solution to the "Vole problem"[26] that Gil didn't think of. This discomfits Gil and makes Bang gloat. But a moment later she confronts Gil, asking him to explain his recent odd behavior. | |||
Bang: "Ha! I gloat! I have, with stunning simplicity, solved a problem that Mister 'I'm so clever' could not! Ha! …Aaand, that's the last straw. Who are you and what have you done with Gil?" | |||
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Gil and Bang have a Talk[]
Location: In Gil's lab.
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2014-08-08 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (066) Forum:2014-08-08 (Friday) |
Gil, Bang | ||
Bang continues pressing Gil to tell her why he's been behaving like "a completely different person." She finally browbeats (and face slaps) him into apparently telling the truth. | |||
Gil: "I… made a deal. With my father." | |||
That Heterodyne Girl, Cowed Subjects and Scuttling Lackeys, My Father |
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2014-08-11 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (067) Forum:2014-08-11 (Monday) |
Gil, Bang, <Klaus | ||
Bang makes Gil explain what Klaus did to him. When she finds out that Gil allow Klaus to use mind control on him, she know who to hit. (Here's a hint: It's Gil). | |||
Bang: "Tsk. Now, Gil, aren't you the one who told me: 'Sometimes one must employ extraordinary measures to identify a problem that can thereafter be solved by simple actions'?" Gil: "…I told you that?" Bang: "Well, you were trying to get me to stop hitting you." | |||
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Cheyenne Wright's Homecoming King story[]
Location: Transylvania Polygnostic University.
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2014-08-13 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.SS-HC[27] p. 1 of 6 Forum:2014-08-13 (Wednesday) |
Elmira Winters, Theodessa DuMedd, Professor Bosewichte | ||
In a scene apparently set in the future of the current story, TPU student Elmira (also known as Eillie) performs a forbidden experiment in Transdimensional Harmonics, to the dismay of her friend, Theodessa, and the outrage of Professor Bosewichte. This experiment seems to have something to do with the Heterodyne, but which Heterodyne? | |||
"Transdimensional Harmonics are on the super double 'we mean it this time' list of banned research!" | |||
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A fan has pointed out that Bösewicht means villain in German. | |
2014-08-15 (Friday) ✣ Vol.SS-HC[27] p. 2 of 6 Forum:2014-08-15 (Friday) |
The Ht'rok'din[28], Mr. Frey, and two unnamed male TPU students | ||
A large, muscular, half-naked man, dressed in a fur loincloth and "primitive" jewelry, has apparent already accosted two young men who now lie prostrate on the ground and is questioning a third, Mr. Frey, asking what place he is in. He identifies himself as "De Ht'rok'din." When he finds out there is a long line of Heterodyne descendants, he demands to be taken to a map and tools. Mr. Frey promises to obey. | |||
"It's been over a thousand years since the Ht'rok'din. His… quad-decuple granddaughter is the patron of this school." | |||
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2014-08-18 (Monday) ✣ Vol.SS-HC[27] p. 3 of 6 Forum:2014-08-18 (Monday) |
The Ht'rok'din, Elmira Winters, Theodessa DuMedd, Mr. Frey, Professor Bosewichte | ||
The Ht'rok'din retrieves one of his old weapons from a smashed museum display case. Elmira and Theodessa (mostly Theodessa) stop him temporarily, but Professor Bosewichte gets the drop on them and leaves them and the Mr. Frey student tied up, while he runs off with the Ht'rok'din. | |||
"Yah – with dis vun, Hy brought doom to de tvin cities uf Ioph und Oggash. Like hyu, dey tought dey possessed great power but kould not viddstund my instruments of konqvest und voe. Dere vas much sveet screamink on dat day." | |||
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2014-08-20 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.SS-HC[27] p. 4 of 6 Forum:2014-08-20 (Wednesday) |
Elmira Winters, Theodessa DuMedd, Mr. Frey | ||
Our heroes escape from Professor Bosewichte's surprisingly–poorly-tied ropes and Elmira provides a history lesson. | |||
Elmira: "It claimed that the Ht'rok'din used a network of altars… altars that could 'fold the skin of the earth,' allowing him to move his armies at whim. Do you know what this means?" Theodessa: "Bosewichte is trying to use the Ht'rok'din altars to summon an unholy army of warriors to do his bidding!" Elmira: "No! It means I remembered something from the test!" | |||
Professor Bosewichte, The Ht'rok'din, La Telle du Conquest, Ithorian generals |
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2014-08-22 (Friday) ✣ Vol.SS-HC[27] p. 5 of 6 Forum:2014-08-22 (Friday) |
Theodessa DuMedd, Professor Bosewichte, Mr. Frey, The Ht'rok'din, Elmira Winters | ||
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2014-08-25 (Monday) ✣ Vol.SS-HC[27] p. 6 of 6 Forum:2014-08-25 (Monday) |
Mr. Frey, Elmira Winters, Theodessa DuMedd, Professor Bosewichte | ||
Theodessa: "Wait, you sent him back?" Professor Bosewichte: "No, he sent himself back. To sire a son and start an empire that will span a thousand years. The Ht'rok'din, unlike my idiot second term students, has a firm understanding of causality. Lady Heterodyne merely tasked me with making sure things went smoothly." | |||
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2014 Hugo Wrap-up[]
Location: Studio Foglio.
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2014-08-27 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. n/a Forum:2014-08-27 (Wednesday) |
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio, Cheyenne Wright, Experiment No. 1 AKA Victor Foglio | ||
Phil, Kaja, and Cheyenne mention LonCon and congratulate the winner of the Hugo Award for Best Graphic Story, Randall Munroe. Phil also mentions that the 2015 World Science Fiction Convention will be at Sasquan, in the Professors' neck of the woods. | |||
"Aw, don't worry, Mom and Dad— if you had to lose to somebody, at least you know it was somebody better than you!* [*Actual quote, which is why you are now out of the will, me laddo.]" | |||
Brian K. Vaughan, Fiona Staples, Paul Cornell, Jimmy Broxton, George R. R. Martin, Raya Golden, Spokane, WA. |
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Spokane, WA, is home to the world's largest Radio Flyer wagon, a sculpture by Ken Spiering that doubles as a playground slide. This comic was published in Girl Genius:Nuts and Bolts. |
Back to the Main Story[]
Location: In and around the Wyrm of Limerick, which is under attack.
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2014-08-29 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (068) Forum:2014-08-29 (Friday) |
Corbettite Monks, Count Wolkerstorfer, Armed Bears, Brother Osterman, The Coal Hucker Monk, Young Ness (a Corbettite novice?), Ulster Men | ||
The Corbettite Monks prepare to defend against the attack of Count Wolkerstorfer and the Armed Bears. | |||
Young Ness: "Brother… when you meet the Lord… do…do it with the throttle open." Corbettite Monk: "Tch. Young jackanapes. As if I'd be doing it any other way. All right, me boys— let's punch their tickets!" | |||
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2014-09-01 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (069) Forum:2014-09-01 (Monday) |
Corbettite Monk, Armed Bears, Brother Matthias, Agatha, Ulster Men, Brother Ulm | ||
The Ulster Men prepare to hold off the attackers while the passengers are moved to the three sanctuary cars at the end of the train for transport to the Corbettite depot fortress. However, Brother Ulm seems determined to prevent Agatha from being brought there at any cost. | |||
Ulm: "Ugh. Guess I'll be finding out what the penance is for killin' a passenger." | |||
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Teaser video for Professor Elemental's 'Stuff and Nonsense' Kickstarter. | |
2014-09-03 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (070) Forum:2014-09-03 (Wednesday) |
Young Ness, Corbettite Monks, Brother Dinsy, Passengers, Lady Selnikov | ||
The Corbettite Railway crew go through and around the train, telling all passengers to move to the last three cars. The passengers are told to move with no delay and no luggage. If they try to argue, the passengers are strongly encouraged to co-operate. Lady Selnikov wins her argument with the monk that is trying to hurry her along, by firing three shots into his chest at point blank range. | |||
Monk: "Sir, if you give us trouble, I'll have to stun you now and drag you there. …And I won't like it, so I won't be gentle." | |||
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2014-09-05 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (071) Forum:2014-09-05 (Friday) |
The Coal Hucker Monk, Another Corbettite Monk, Armed Bears, Farmer Hayseed | ||
A coal hucker is used to propel lumps of coal at the Armed Bears at very high velocity. The coal hits the bears, but doesn't have the desired effect. | |||
Farmer Hayseed: "You from the city, Brother?" Coal Hucker Monk: "What? Why?" Hayseed: "Friend, those are bears. Throwing rocks at 'em? You're just gonna get 'em mad." Monk: "But…but I threw the rocks really hard!" Armed bears: "MAAAUUUL!" Hayseed: "I can tell. Now they're really mad." | |||
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2014-09-08 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (072) Forum:2014-09-08 (Monday) |
Corbettite Monks, Agatha, Passengers, Violetta, Ulster Men, Armed Bears, Count Wolkerstorfer | ||
Agatha heads to the sanctuary cars and finds her companions are already aboard. The Ulster Men hold off the bears, but with great difficulty. Count Wolkerstorfer approaches them and once again displays his obsession with magnets. | |||
Green Ulster Man: "I can handle a bunch of bears!" Count Wolkerstorfer:"Ah— yes, it appears you can— which is why I'm here. Tell me, now— that fascinating outfit of yours… is it by any chance… magnetic?" | |||
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2014-09-10 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (073) Forum:2014-09-10 (Wednesday) |
Corbettite Monk, Brother Ulm, Passengers, Lady Selnikov | ||
Brother Ulm demands a status report on the sanctuary cars from another monk. One passenger is still missing. It turns out to be Lady Selnikov, who hurries into view. The second monk blathers about about how glad he is to see her, while Brother Ulm orders him back to his post. A loud sound rings out! An impact? But they aren't even moving. | |||
Monk: "Ah! Our lost lamb was Lady Selnikov! Thank goodness! I was getting worried about you!" | |||
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2014-09-12 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (074) Forum:2014-09-12 (Friday) |
Brother Ulm, Armed Bears, Corbettite Monk | ||
Brother Ulm watches in horror as the bears tip over the engine. The other railroad cars fall one by one, like dominoes, as the other Corbettite monk races to disengage the coupling to the sanctuary cars before they too fall over, making escape impossible. | |||
Ulm: "Mother of Steam! They're tipping the engine!" | |||
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2014-09-15 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (075) Forum:2014-09-15 (Monday) |
Brother Ulm, Corbettite Monk, Zeetha | ||
The train cars fall, each one pulling over the next, faster and faster as the tipping point approaches the sanctuary cars. As a monk fumbles with the quick-release coupling, Zeetha appears and severs it with one blow, saving the sanctuary cars, and getting her due reward. | |||
Monk: "Anyway— why isn't it already disconnected? Where's Brother Dinsy? Um…okay…quick release… got to hurry…" Zeetha: "Get back! Hi— say, got any more of those drink tickets?" Monk: "Here!" | |||
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Flying Escape[]
Location: In and around the Wyrm of Limerick, which is now airborne.
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2014-09-17 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (076) Forum:2014-09-17 (Wednesday) |
Brother Ulm, Count Wolkerstorfer, Armed Bears | ||
Brother Ulm operates controls in one of the sanctuary cars and the roofs fly off, as a giant gas bag inflates from the top of each car. As the bears watch in bemusement and Count Wolkerstorfer in frustration, the balloons lift the cars high in the air, well out of their reach. The Count orders the bears to "Follow them!" | |||
Armed Bear: "Uh… train blow up?" Count Wolkerstorfer: "Technically, yes…but not in the way I'd have liked…" | |||
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2014-09-19 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (077) Forum:2014-09-19 (Friday) |
Agatha, Violetta, Zeetha, Corbettite Monks, Passengers | ||
Agatha and Violetta are looking out the window of the flying sanctuary car. Agatha is enthusiastic about their new mode of transportation, but Violetta seems uneasy about it. They discuss Moloch von Zinzer's current whereabouts and future plans. Zeetha shows up and seems even more delighted with being on a flying train than Agatha. | |||
Agatha: "What's wrong? You're not afraid of flying, are you?" Violetta: "Nah. Flying is fine…when you're on an airship. It's doing it on a train that bugs me. It's weird." | |||
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Bears Like Pickles[]
Location: Somewhere outdoors in the snow, at an increasing distance from the sanctuary cars of the Wyrm of Limerick, now airborne.
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2014-09-22 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (078) Forum:2014-09-22 (Monday) |
Armed Bears, Dimo | ||
Like grunts everywhere when given vague orders ("Follow flying train," in this case), two armed bears aren't sure where they are supposed to go next. All they do know is that they are hungry, and then they nearly trip over Dimo. (When last we saw Dimo, he had just been sent flying ✣ by a bear very much like these.) While discussing the etiquette of dining on Jäger, they smell that Dimo has has been with someone in charge and decide they can't eat him—they must bring him to the König. | |||
"This not person-person. Is different. Is like… pickled person. Called 'Jäger.'" "Oooh. This bear like pickles." "What bear would not?" | |||
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Back in Gil's Lab[]
Location: In Gil's lab.
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2014-09-24 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (079) Forum:2014-09-24 (Wednesday) |
Gil, Vole, Higgs, Bang, Frau Doktor Scantrontb, Medic | ||
Higgs is still trying to subdue Vole, and finally succeeds, although he seems somewhat punch drunk. Gil orders Vole restrained, put on a drip feed, and asks that someone stay with him at all times to let Gil know the minute he wakes up. Higgs pulls himself together and volunteers. | |||
Higgs: "Well, I ain't gonna do it standin' up. —But it may be best if he wakes up to someone he knows." Gil: "'Someone he knows?' You just spent half an hour fighting him." Higgs: "… Well, sir, he…was a jäger." Gil: "Hah. Very true. Carry on, Mister Higgs." | |||
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2014-09-26 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (080) Forum:2014-09-26 (Friday) |
Bang, Gil, Miss Pantagruel, Bohrlaikha | ||
Bang's hungry, so she and Gil head off to the kitchen. As they discuss Vole, they encounter Miss Pantagruel, who has a report: The Corbettites are under attack. Gil concludes this must be the work of Tweedle and decides to head out in pursuit at once. Miss Pantagruel lifts Bohrlaikha up to Gil's level with one hand. | |||
Miss Pantagruel: "Oh! Herr Baron— Don't forget your guard!" Bohrlaikha: "This is rather embarrassing, you know." | |||
Captain Vole, Corbettites, von Blitzengaard, Agatha | |||
2014-09-29 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (081) Forum:2014-09-29 (Monday) |
Bang, Gil, Bohrlaikha, Gil's valets, two Wulfenbach staff members (performing an experiment, for science!) | ||
Bang mocks Gil for having previously declared that Agatha couldn't be on a train. Gil admits that he has miscalculated with regard to Agatha's whereabouts, and demonstrates how completely she has messed with his head, incidentally surprising a couple of men behind a door, locked in a tight embrace—for Science! | |||
Bang: "So, your clever-bootness, I thought you'd ruled out the trains. 'She can't possibly be on a train!' you said." Gil: "I know what I said— but of course it's still theoretically possible. There's no escaping the fact that, despite everything I've done to find her, she's still eluded us. I've obviously made some miscalculation— but until I know what it is I'm missing, well… she could be anywhere. I mean, theoretically, she could be hiding right behind this door!" | |||
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Saint Szpac[]
Location: Aboard the sanctuary cars of the Wyrm of Limerick, still airborne, approaching the Fortress Depot of Saint Szpac, then landing there and disembarking.
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2014-10-01 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (082) Forum:2014-10-01 (Wednesday) |
Zeetha, Agatha, Violetta, Wooster | ||
Agatha and company are having some drinks while they wait to get to their destination. No, look! They're already there: the Fortress Depot of Saint Szpac. | |||
Zeetha: "Finish your drink, girl! We're almost there!" | |||
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2014-10-03 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (083) Forum:2014-10-03 (Friday) |
Corbettite Monks, Brother Ulm, Agatha, Agatha's Wasp eater, Krosp, Wooster, Zeetha, Violetta, Passengers | ||
The sanctuary cars land and the passengers disembark. Brother Ulm seems prepared to stop Agatha at any cost, but is knocked out by a brother monk before he can use the gun-like object he has just produced from his robe. Apparently, the Abbot is waiting impatiently. | |||
Monk: "The Abbot would like a word with you, Brother Ulm." | |||
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Brother Ulm and Father Gerät (non-canon)[]
Location: Inside the Fortress Depot of Saint Szpac.[6]
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2014-10-06 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (084) Forum:2014-10-06 (Monday) |
Brother Ulm, Father Gerät[31] | ||
The unconscious Ulm is revived by Father Gerät. He scolds Ulm for his homicidal plans toward a certain passenger. Ulm is astonished that Father Gerät knew about his plans, but apparently he wasn't as sneaky as he thought. | |||
Father Gerät: "So… trying to kill the passengers now, are you?" Brother Ulm: "Only the one! Er— And how could you know that?" | |||
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2014-10-08 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (085) Forum:2014-10-08 (Wednesday) |
Brother Ulm, Father Gerät | ||
Father Gerät lists Ulm's many attempts on Agatha's life, and reveals that she was protected, not by the Almighty, but by Ulm's fellow monks, who saw right through his supposedly surreptitious assassination attempts. Ulm is surprised to learn that Father Gerät was aware Agatha was the Lady Heterodyne, but Father Gerät is surprised in turn to learn that the attacks on the Wyrm of Limerick were aimed at Lady Selnikov and not the Heterodyne. | |||
Father Gerät: "You tried to poison her drink twice— electrocute her, garrotte[32] her, throw her from the train— and then there was that absurd business with the ice bucket!" Brother Ulm: "In my defense, I didn't know there was a spider in the ice bucket." | |||
Fellow Monks, Lady Heterodyne, The Empire, The Storm Lords, Lady Selnikov | |||
2014-10-10 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (086) Forum:2014-10-10 (Friday) |
Brother Ulm, Father Gerät | ||
Father Gerät finally forces Ulm to reveal why he was trying to kill Agatha: He fears she will free the Beast, a creature that nearly destroyed the Corbettites some time ago. But Ulm has no proof that Agatha even knows the Beast exists and Father Gerät dismisses his fears. | |||
Father Gerät: "We have the Beast well restrained and sealed away. It's nearly dead." Brother Ulm: "It is a blasphemous thing of the Heterodynes! …And the Heterodynes looked after their own!" | |||
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Pickle Man Awake![]
Location: The snowy wilderness, somewhere not too far from the location where the ambush on the Wyrm of Limerick occurred.
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2014-10-13 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (087) Forum:2014-10-13 (Monday) |
König, Dimo, Armed Bears | ||
The König wakes Dimo up to talk to him (not to eat him, to Dimo's relief). He wants Dimo to take the Bears to the Master, the secret, hidden Master from Castle Wulfenbach. Dimo assumes this must mean Agatha, but it seems wise for the Reader to wait for further revelations. (Not surprisingly, there has been a lot of reader speculation about this page. One popular school of thought is that Dr. Dim is the Creator and Krosp is the Master. [33]) | |||
König: "Secret Master. Hidden Master. From Castle Wulfenbach. […] Muh. Creator is not Master. Bears created as… as surprise. Master was to come later. Find bears." | |||
Master (Krosp), Creator (Dimitri Vapnoople), "My Mistress" (Agatha) |
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Agatha and Company and Father Gerät (non-canon)[]
Location: The Fortress Depot of Saint Szpac.[6]
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2014-10-15 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (088) Forum:2014-10-15 (Wednesday) |
Violetta, Agatha, Agatha's Wasp eater, Zeetha, Krosp, Wooster, Brother Gabriel[34] | ||
Agatha worries about Dimo, but Zeetha tells her to stop and reminds her that she needs to get to Paris. Brother Gabriel appears and explains that no one is going anywhere for the moment. | |||
Brother Gabriel: "Someone is tearing up the lines. They're clearly looking for something. If they don't find it, Father Gerät believes they will come here." Agatha: "…Do you think it's me?" Krosp: "No way. The guy with the bears wanted that Lady Selnikov." Violetta: "Argh! My family! Of course it's them! Of course it is!" | |||
Dimo, Bears, Paris, That Lady Selnikov |
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2014-10-17 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (089) Forum:2014-10-17 (Friday) |
Brother Gabriel, Agatha, Krosp, Violetta | ||
Brother Gabriel questions Agatha and company about their involvement in the attacks on the railway. Violetta explains that Lady Selnikov is her aunt and that more of her family is probably involved. She says they should see the Abbot and the monk agrees. | |||
Krosp: "She apparently stole something. That's another one of those 'sin' things for your people, isn't it?" Brother Gabriel: "…He's a Moldovian Puff, isn't he? I'm told they're a particularly heathenish breed." Agatha: "Mm. It would explain a lot." | |||
Lady Margolotta Selnikov[12], Moldovian Puff[35], Your/My Family, Storm Lords, Your Abbot | |||
2014-10-20 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (090) Forum:2014-10-20 (Monday) |
Brother Gabriel, Father Gerät, Agatha, Violetta, Brother Ulm, Zeetha, Krosp, Wooster | ||
Violetta, Agatha, and company are taken to see the Abbot of St. Szpac, Father Gerät. After he asks Violetta about her relationship to Lady Selnikov, we find out that other Corbettite railway lines are also being attacked by people looking for Lady Selnikov because she stole a key and a book. | |||
Father Gerät: "Oh, it's no secret now—half the Sparks, creatures or…or things attacking the trains are shouting about it." Wooster: "…But what book? What key?" Father Gerät: "That we do not know—and the Lady herself has vanished." | |||
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In the Vaults[]
Location: The Fortress Depot of Saint Szpac: The vaults.
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2014-10-22 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (091) Forum:2014-10-22 (Wednesday) |
Corbettite Monk, Lady Selnikov | ||
Lady Selnikov forces a monk to lead her to certain vaults in St. Szpac at gunpoint. We find out that the Lady was behind at least some of the attacks on the railway as a means of getting her into the Fortress Depot of Saint Szpac. | |||
Selnikov: "Young man, you cannot conceive of how much trouble I went to in order to get in here." | |||
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Agatha and Company and Father Gerät, Again (non-canon)[]
Location: The Fortress Depot of Saint Szpac, with Father Gerät.[6]
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2014-10-24 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (092) Forum:2014-10-24 (Friday) |
Violetta, Father Gerät, Agatha, Agatha's Wasp eater, Brother Ulm, Wooster, <Corbettite monks collecting horrors | ||
Father Gerät tells Violetta, Agatha, and company that he wants them to stay well away from Lady Selnikov. We learn a bit of Corbettite history, about how the Order came to acquire some of the horrors in their vaults. Father Gerät tells Agatha he knows she is the Lady Heterodyne and that Brother Ulm will be looking after her now. | |||
Gërat: "Of course. I have received messages from[38] both the young Baron and the new Storm King— demanding that you be kept safe until their arrival. One of them even made an attempt to be somewhat polite. Hmf. You are not a lost handbag. We will not just hand you over. All the same, I would not enjoy explaining to such people— that you were allowed to come to harm while a guest here." | |||
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Smite![]
Location: Saint Szpac.
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2014-10-27 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (093) Forum:2014-10-27 (Monday) |
Brother Gabriel, Father Gerät, Corbettite monks/weapons technicians | ||
Brother Gabriel and Father Gerät discuss the start of Brother Ulm's penance and the state of St. Szpac's defenses. As they speak, monks manning a large weapon fire on one attacking airship and destroy several. | |||
Father Gerät: "Yes, it has been a long time since we face the trials of raiders—" Brother Gabriel: "Exactly…and are we strong enough to stand against them?" […] Father Gerät: "…I meant, will we find the strength to spare any of them." | |||
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Smote! (non-canon)[]
Location: With Tweedle's fleet and troops, approaching, then in the Saint Szpac.[6]
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2014-10-29 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (094) Forum:2014-10-29 (Wednesday) |
Commodore Van Zooder, Tweedle, Advisor Smugley, Airship Crew | ||
We discover that the airships just destroyed by the Corbettites were part of Tweedle's fleet. He angrily demands to know who fired, against his orders. Tweedle's Council appointed advisor smugly claims responsibility. Tweedle shows his displeasure by defenestrating him with dispatch. | |||
Tweedle: "Prepare to land— order what is left of this fleet to establish an honor guard formation— and get me some coffee." | |||
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2014-10-31 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (095) Forum:2014-10-31 (Friday) |
Uncle Bishop, Tweedle, Crown Bearer/Handmaiden, Tybalt, Other Nobles | ||
Tweedle's uncle (a bishop) scolds him for his precipitate action. We discover that Tweedle doesn't want the Corbettites against him and that he knows Agatha is in St. Szpac. He explains his philosophy of royal power and where Baron Klaus Wulfenbach went wrong. (The man Tweedle calls uncle on this page is identified as a bishop on page 97 ✣ of the online version of Act 2, Volume 1.) | |||
Tweedle: "Uncle, if the Baron had deigned to declare himself Emperor— the Fifty Families would be his slaves. His mistake was that he refused to play the game. His obvious contempt insulted everything the Noble Houses are. I promise you—I can play this game. They will fight for the honor of dying for a King." | |||
Corbettite Order, My Heterodyne Girl, Fifty Families |
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2014-11-03 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (096) Forum:2014-11-03 (Monday) |
Tweedle, Tybalt, Brother Gabriel, Corbettite Monk, Father Gerät | ||
Tweedle requests a parley with the Corbettites and meets with Father Gerät. Tweedle explains the benefits the Corbettites would have under his rule as Storm King, but Father Gerät demurs. | |||
Father Gerät: "My railroad is in chaos. My trains are running late." Tweedle: "Exactly. An intolerable situation— but do not fear, under my rule, all who dare disturb your sanctity will be crushed." Father Gerät: "'Under your rule,' you say? Forgive me, Your Majesty, but we bow only to our Heavenly Monarch." | |||
Treacherous Fool, Uncle (Tweedle's Uncle Bishop) |
Church and State[]
Location: In the Depot Fortress of St. Szpac with Agatha.
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2014-11-05 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (097) Forum:2014-11-05 (Wednesday) |
Brother Otto, Brother Ulm, Agatha, Agatha's Wasp eater, Violetta, Zeetha, Wooster | ||
Brother Otto bursts into the room occupied by Agatha and company, announcing that the Church has allied with the new Storm King—the Bishop will make the Corbettites hand over Agatha (and Lady Selnikov, too)! But not if they can't find her, and Brother Otto will take her a good hiding place—the catacombs. | |||
Brother Otto: "Von Blitzengaard has put pressure on His Holiness, somehow. You can see it on his smug, sinful face!" Agatha: "Martellus is here?" Brother Otto: "Yes, that's what I said! —But you're a passenger! We promised you sanctuary! So—we can't hand you over if we can't find you… I'll take you to the catacombs." | |||
The New Storm King, The Borgias, His Holiness, The Bishop, The Catacombs, Lady Selnikov |
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2014-11-07 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (098) Forum:2014-11-07 (Friday) |
Wooster, Brother Ulm, Agatha, Zeetha, Violetta, Brother Otto, \The Beast | ||
Wooster confronts Brother Ulm about his attempts on Agatha's life, wondering why he made them. Ulm is surprised to have been found out and confesses it was because she was a Heterodyne and might be one of the bad ones. Just then a loud crash or explosion and a monstrous bellow (the voice of The Beast) ring out, confirming Ulm's worst fears. | |||
Brother Ulm: "It was because she is a Heterodyne. A mad, devilish family, that one. In the past, they brought us nothing but fire and blood. To have her here-" Ardsley Wooster: "But that was all a long time ago! Surely, the heroism of her father—her uncle—"[41] Brother Ulm: "Tch. The Heterodyne boys were good men, it's true— But this one? Who knows? Maybe she's one of the bad ones!" | |||
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The Train Arrives[]
Location: In the Depot Fortress of St. Szpac with Agatha.
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2014-11-10 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (099) Forum:2014-11-10 (Monday) |
Agatha, Brother Ulm, Brother Otto, Zeetha, Violetta, The Beast, Wooster | ||
Agatha has finally lost patience with Brother Ulm's nonsense (multiple attempts on your life will do that to a person) and demands to know what's going on. Brother Ulm says he'll tell her, right after they get to a safe place. Brother Otto argues that the tunnels are safe enough, just before the wall comes crashing down on him. What appears to be a huge, glowing eye is seen, and an ominous voice is heard, through the gap. | |||
Beast: "Monks! Lying monks! Treacherous monks! I see you! I do! You promised me sweet coal, lying monks! Now—feed me!" | |||
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2014-11-12 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (100) Forum:2014-11-12 (Wednesday) |
Agatha(!), Brother Ulm, Violetta, Zeetha, Krosp, Wooster | ||
As the party flees, Brother Ulm describes what they're fleeing from, and Agatha becomes excited at the idea of a self-fueling locomotive that doesn't need tracks. As she expresses her enthusiasm, she finds that Ulm definitely doesn't share it, and realizes that the Beast is a Heterodyne creation and this is why Ulm has been trying to kill her. | |||
Agatha: "Coal? It wants coal? Why?" Brother Ulm: "Because it's a locomotive! A terrible, ravening thing that eats all before it!" | |||
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Location: In the Depot Fortress of St. Szpac with the Abbot.
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2014-11-14 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (101) Forum:2014-11-14 (Friday) |
Tweedle, Father Gerät, Uncle Bishop, Tybalt, | ||
A loud commotion is heard coming from inside the fortress. The Abbot reacts with dismay; Tweedle orders his forces to be at the ready. The Abbot doesn't want help; Tweedle insists. The Abbot accuses Tweedle of deliberately releasing the Beast. Tweedle denies this, but likes the way the Abbot thinks, and offers him a post as advisor. | |||
Tweedle: "Abbot, what are we facing?" Gerät: "'We?' This fortress is Church land—and our problem." Tweedle: "Father Abbot, the horrors you have sealed away here threaten all our lands." | |||
The Beast, Lady Selnikov |
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Location: In the Depot Fortress of St. Szpac with Agatha.
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2014-11-17 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (102) Forum:2014-11-17 (Monday) |
Brother Ulm, Wooster, Agatha, <Corbettite Monks, <A Witch?, <The Beast | ||
Brother Ulm explains that the Beast was built by Agatha's grandfather, Saturnus, and that, while the Corbettites respect existing towns, local sentiment, borders, etc. when they lay tracks, the Beast, like its creator (and the rest of the Old Heterodynes), respects none of these things, going where it wishes and taking whatever it needs to do it. | |||
Ulm: "But that engine was built by your grandfather—old Saturnus Heterodyne—and it was his creature to the core. Capricious, ravenous—and proud as the Devil himself." | |||
Saturnus Heterodyne, Corbettites, The Heterodynes, The Beast | |||
2014-11-19 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (103) Forum:2014-11-19 (Wednesday) |
Agatha, Krosp, Ardsley Wooster, Zeetha, Brother Ulm, Violetta, Agatha's Wasp eater | ||
A loud rumbling is heard (and felt). Agatha springs into action, asking where armaments or a workshop can be found. Ulm, having decided she is the lesser of two evils, leads the way. When they get to the workshop, however, it is in ruins, with flaming wreckage on either side, and a huge, newly dug (or melted) tunnel in the back. (Agatha's wasp eater seems to be growing.) | |||
Agatha: "So, it's an evil train. Of course it is. My ancestors couldn't have made a teapot without making it some kind of evil engine of destruction." | |||
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The Kitchen and What Happened There[]
Location: In the kitchens of the Depot Fortress of St. Szpac.
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2014-11-21 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (104) Forum:2014-11-21 (Friday) |
Tweedle, The Abbot, Brother Vadaxxus | ||
The Abbot leads Tweedle to Saint Szpacs's general, Brother Vadaxxus, who is also the cook. While Tweedle is taken aback at this, he is unwillingly impressed by the military and strategic acumen of Brother Vadaxxus, who obviously gets the better of Tweedle in their exchange. | |||
Tweedle: "Your…your cook is your general?" Father Gerät: "According to Brother Vadaxxus, after twenty years of running the kitchen that feeds our brethren— planning a battle is easy." | |||
Baron Quinzle, Hoomhoffer, Professor Eg | |||
2014-11-24 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (105) Forum:2014-11-24 (Monday) |
Brother Vadaxxus, Tweedle, Father Gerät, Corbettite Monks | ||
Brother Vadaxxus tells Tweedle how they will deal with the Beast: distraction (Tweedle's knights) and destruction (Vadaxxus's monks). Tweedle has to admit the plan is sound. But then he spots something Vadaxxus has missed: The kitchen is a rich source of free metal and a perfect Beast buffet! | |||
Monk: "General! Something's coming through the north wall!" Vadaxxus: "Merciful— Run!" Tweedle: "You go! I've got to see this thing." | |||
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2014-11-26 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (106) Forum:2014-11-26 (Wednesday) |
Brother Vadaxxus, Tweedle, The Beast, Corbettite Monks | ||
Tweedle decides to face the Beast and stays in the kitchen as everyone else flees. He discovers the Beast can manipulate all metal, even non-ferrous metal, magnetically. And that the Beast thinks all metal belongs to it, even his crown…and his prosthetic hand. | |||
Tweedle: "Hey! My crown—?! You…you're generating non-ferrous magnetism? Astounding![42] How?" The Beast: "Heh, and I should tell you…why? Oh, no. My mistake last time was listening to liars like you. Now—I simply take what I need." Tweedle: "What—no! My hand!" The Beast: "It's metal—it's mine!" | |||
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2014-11-28 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (107) Forum:2014-11-28 (Friday) |
The Beast, Tweedle, Tybalt (Knight of the Hunt) | ||
Tweedle struggles to avoid the Beast's magnetic pull as Tybalt appears. The Beast attracts the knight's armor, but Tweedle orders Tybalt to shed it and help him. Tybalt not only sheds his armor, but his human form as well! He seemingly becomes a sparkhound. Now free of the Beast's pull, Tybalt rescues Tweedle. | |||
The Beast: "What a delightful squashing sound you will make! Hee!" Tweedle: "…You were built by the Heterodynes, weren't you?" | |||
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To the Vaults![]
Location: In the tunnels, then at the vaults of the Depot Fortress of St. Szpac.
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2014-12-01 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (108) Forum:2014-12-01 (Monday) |
Brother Matthias, Agatha, Brother Ulm, Corbettite Monks | ||
Brother Matthias stops Agatha and company as they head towards the armory, telling them it has been completely destroyed by the Beast. Agatha suggests that they go find something to use against the Beast in the vaults. The monks find the suggestion unthinkable until they are informed that the Beast has destroyed the kitchens. Then they cry as one man, "To the vaults!" | |||
Matthias: "The central armory is gone! That monster ate it! Smashed its way in and sucked up everything! It even grabbed the brothers who were on duty— pulled them in with their own armor! —And now it's heading for the yards!" | |||
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2014-12-03 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (109) Forum:2014-12-03 (Wednesday) |
Agatha, Violetta, Corbettite Monks, Brother Ulm, Zeetha, Hostage Monk, Lady Selnikov | ||
Agatha and company and the party of monks reach the vaults and find them badly damaged, including the heavy crypts. In one chamber, Agatha finds an injured monk and the Lady Selnikov, who is laid out on her back with her face covered by a cloth, apparently a scrap torn from the monk's habit. The monk says is dead— killed by the Beast. | |||
Monk: "Milady! Brothers! Thank goodness! I— The Lady Selnikov— She— She freed the Beast… and it killed her!" | |||
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What Lady Selnikov Did[]
Location: At the vaults of the Depot Fortress of St. Szpac.
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2014-12-05 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (110) Forum:2014-12-05 (Friday) |
Hostage Monk, <Lady Selnikov, <The Winslow, Agatha | ||
The monk blames himself for Lady Selnikov's death. He recounts how she searched the vaults for something and became increasingly frantic as she failed to find it. The Beast killed her as she released it. Agatha wonders out loud what she was looking for. The monk holds up a notebook that may hold the answer. | |||
Monk: "It came roaring out—and in the smoke and wreckage, she was dead." Agatha: "—But what was she looking for?" Monk: "She…she never said. I laid her out, and waited. Um—perhaps this notebook holds the answer? She consulted it a few times as she searched— But I confess…I can understand none of it." | |||
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2014-12-08 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (111) Forum:2014-12-08 (Monday) |
Agatha, Hostage Monk, Violetta | ||
Agatha seems to recognize the notebook as the one given to her ✣ by Moxana. Violetta recognizes her aunt as the one laid out on the floor. At first Violetta doesn't believe she's dead, but a closer look convinces her. She then reminisces about the good old days with Auntie Margolotta.[43] | |||
Violetta: "No way! I don't believe it! It's one of her tricks! [Violetta lifts the cloth over her aunt's face.] Erg. That's no trick… That's her, and she's dead." | |||
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2014-12-10 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (112) Forum:2014-12-10 (Wednesday) |
Agatha(!), Brother Matthias(!), Violetta | ||
Agatha notices there are more pages in the van Rign notebook than before, as Brother Matthias approaches to suggest ways of dealing with the Beast using items from the vaults. Agatha speculates that they can trap it with magnetic fields, but also displays a weakness for volcanoes, much to Violetta's dismay. | |||
Agatha: "Yes! A prison made of magnetic forces alone! It would be immobilized!" Violetta: "Okay, that sounds more reasonable." Agatha: "—And then we unleash the volcanoes!" Violetta: "No!" | |||
She, Volcano Seeder, Helmut of Siena, A Train, Magnetic Decoy Array |
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2014-12-12 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (113) Forum:2014-12-12 (Friday) |
Zeetha, Brother Ulm, Krosp, Brother Matthias, Agatha, Agatha's Wasp eater, Violetta, Corbettite Monks, Dreen, Wooster, Tweedle | ||
They continue to travel through the vaults, some of which are in ruins. Brother Ulm begs for quick action. Agatha is confident that they can stop the Beast before it does much damage. Tweedle appears and startles Agatha. Unbeknownst to everyone (except possibly Agatha's wasp eater), they are being stalked by a Dreen. (Agatha's wasp eater seems to be reacting to the Dreen. This could be because the Dreen is wasped, however we don't know if this is possible for Dreen. We do know they frighten even Jägers, ✣ however, so the wasp weasel could just be frightened of it. Or, perhaps, it is frightened by Tweedle, since he already tried to kill it. ✣ ) | |||
Zeetha: "Creepy. Some of these cells really look like prisons." Brother Ulm: "Well, a few are, but nothing really deadly seems to have escaped." Zeetha: "How can you be so sure?" Brother Ulm: "We're not dead. That's the best indicator." | |||
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Martellus Again[]
Location: At and leaving the vaults of the Depot Fortress of St. Szpac.
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2014-12-15 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (114) Forum:2014-12-15 (Monday) |
Zeetha, Agatha, Tweedle, Tybalt, Violetta | ||
Zeetha leaps at Tweedle with swords drawn, but is blocked by Tybalt. Tweedle proposes that he and Agatha should be working together to defeat the Beast. Agatha asks what will happen after they succeed; Tweedle respond that of course he will help speed her on her way to Paris. (The French dish Tweedle recommends seems to translate into English as "chestnuts of drunken hedgehogs", more or less. On LiveJournal, someone makes a convincing case that this is an idiomatic phrase that should be interpreted as "pickled hedgehog testicles". This seems to be more like the name of a dish and also the kind of joke Phil might make. Gil once made an aperitif with toothpaste and hedgehogs. ✣ The Fashion clank mentions hedgehogs ✣ in the Jäger paperdollinks interlude. ✣ ) | |||
Tweedle: "Ah! Afterwards? When our enemy is defeated and you are surrounded by my troops— not to mention a cowed and properly grateful order of monks newly allied to my cause by their own Pope? Why, I will do all I can to speed you on your way to Paris. Be sure to try the marrons des hérissons ivres at Chez Nikola! Now, now— don't strain that magnificent brain of yours trying to work out my motives— we have a lunatic monster clank to destroy!" | |||
Rampaging Monster, My Own Troops, Properly Cowed and Grateful Order of Monks, Their Own Pope, Paris |
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2014-12-17 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (115) Forum:2014-12-17 (Wednesday) |
Tweedle(!), Agatha, Tybalt, Brother Matthias(!), Violetta, Brother Ulm, Krosp, Corbettite monk | ||
Tweedle and Tybalt describe how they ended up in the vaults. Brother Matthias explains that they plan to use magnetism against the Beast and displays a Manual Magnetic Field Shaper; Tweedle approves. Agatha and the monks prepare to deal with the Beast, and Tweedle joins them. | |||
Tweedle: "Ah—well—I was assessing the engines capabilities while it tore up the kitchens, when—" Tybalt: "Engine smash everything! We run! Fell down garbage chute!" Tweedle: "…Fortunately, I landed on an idiot." Tybalt: "And I helped!" | |||
That Engine, My Weasel, Wolkerstorfer |
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2014-12-19 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (116) Forum:2014-12-19 (Friday) |
Tweedle(!), Agatha(!), Brother Matthias(!), Corbettite Monks, Humongulus, Wooster, Krosp, Brother Ulm | ||
Everyone proceeds to the lift, the motive power of which is provided by a very large clank named Humongulous. Tweedle warns them about the Beast's ability to manipulate even nonferrous metals. The Sparks are distracted by this, but Wooster helps them focus. Agatha thanks Tweedle for the warning. | |||
Wooster: "Focus! Fight Engine now! Build fun toys later!" Tweedle: "You're…very good at that." Wooster: "…Lots of practice… Your Majesty." | |||
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2014-12-22 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (117) Forum:2014-12-22 (Monday) |
Tweedle(!), Agatha(!), Violetta, Zeetha, Brother Matthias(!), Humongulus | ||
Tweedle takes hold of Agatha's upper arm and she objects to being touched by him—strongly! Tweedle gets the point (or rather, the knee to the groin) and agrees to never do it again. Agatha mentions that she still hasn't undone the modifications Tweedle made to her body chemistry. ✣ She and Brother Matthias (and Tweedle) continue to plan how to defeat the Beast. | |||
Agatha: "No! I'm fine! Don't…don't kill him! At least-not until I figure out how to undo that repulsive chemical effect he-" Tweedle: "I… I take a quiet joy in the approbation of my colleagues." | |||
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2014-12-24 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (118) Forum:2014-12-24 (Wednesday) |
Humongulus, Zeetha, Krosp, Agatha, Tweedle, Brother Ulm, Other Corbettite monks, Brother Matthias | ||
Humongulus pulls the car carrying the party to the lift shaft and then starts to haul it up to the yards, bragging all the while. Zeetha expresses admiration for his spiky delts, pleasing Humongulus greatly. As they ascend, the Sparks work and a shower of molten metal falls around the car. A voice from above calls out a warning, and the Sparks respond enthusiastically. | |||
Voice from above: "Ahoy below! You'd better know we've got a battle on up here—and you're coming up in the thick of it!" Agatha: "I certainly hope so!" Tweedle: "That was rather the point-" Brother Matthias: "This is going to be so cool!" | |||
Arming Dinosaurs Wallpaper[]
Location: Leaving the vaults of the Depot Fortress of St. Szpac.
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2014-12-26 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (119) Forum:2014-12-26 (Friday) |
Corbettite monk, Agatha, Krosp, Tweedle, Captain of Tweedle's knights, Other knights, Zeetha, Tybalt, Brother Ulm, Brother Matthias, Other Corbettite monks | ||
Agatha tells the party she wants to a chance to talk to the Beast after is is subdued. As she is speaking, the car reached the surface and they exit into the yards. They meet a party of Tweedle's knights and Tweedle asks how the fight is going. The answer comes back, "All things considered, your Majesty, we're doing pretty well—". | |||
Agatha: "Oh! Guys—when we've got it contained—don't just smash it right away—I need to talk to it." Krosp: "Talk to it? It's a huge ravening monster!" Agatha: "It's a Heterodyne monster. I have an idea." Krosp: "That never works, you know!" | |||
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Final Page of Act 2, Book One[]
Location: In the yards of the Depot Fortress of St. Szpac.
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2014-12-29 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. (120) Forum:2014-12-29 (Monday) |
The Beast, Squashy (AKA Tweedle) and his squashy little friends (AKA Brother Ulm, Violetta, Zeetha, Agatha, Krosp, Brother Matthias, Wooster, Other Corbettite monks)[44] | ||
Agatha, Tweedle, and their parties finally confront the Beast face to face. | |||
"Ah! Squashy! You're back! —And you've brought your squashy little friends! What fun!" | |||
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Cinderella Paper Doll Fun[]
The wiki has an archive of all the paper doll images and links to high resolution versions. This batch of paper dolls costumes are based on outfits from Cinderella. They fulfill the Volume 13 Kickstarter's $185,000 stretch goal: Cinderella Costumes.
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2014-12-31 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. n/a Forum:2014-12-31 (Wednesday) |
Fashion Clank, Agatha | ||
"Bzzt! Welcome humans—to our year-end fantasy fashion festivities!" | |||
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Agatha paper doll, costumes, and props: Weasel PJs, slippers, bottle of Beetle Beer, and "All Systems Green!" undergarments. (None of these costumes are from Cinderella.) | |
2015-01-02 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. n/a Forum:2015-01-02 (Friday) |
Fashion Clank (voice), Agatha Heterodyne (outfits, props), Shakespeare reciting goldfish, Dingbots | ||
"Yes, the empires of Mad Science are built of blood, sweat, oil, and coffee! If you are doing it even close to right, things are going to get messy!" | |||
Mutant Wolverine, Radioactive Bees with Flamethrowers, The Bavarian Department of Waltz, Pavane and Disco |
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Agatha paper doll outfits and props: Page 1 - Callipygian t-shirt, Couture Lab Rag[45], Beekeeper's veil[46]; Page 2 - Royal Ball Gown[47], Goldfish[48], Dingbots[49] | |
2015-01-05 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. n/a Forum:2015-01-05 (Monday) |
Fashion Clank (voice), Gil, Tarvek[50] | ||
"Bzzt! For a faux-academic electro-serial that promises adventure, romance and mad science, this story has contained remarkably little romance of late… I, of course, can appreciate the sleek metallic curves and well-oiled sensuousness of a beautifully designed locomotive as much as the next clank, but you—our delicate, demanding human readers—will generally demand more…and why not?" | |||
Gil and Tarvek paper dolls, outfits, and props: Page 1 - Gil paper doll in prince outfit[53], Large, long-handled fan[54], Tarvek's Wind-up Moon[55], Tarvek's Clockwork Pants[56]; Page 2 - Tarvek paper doll in prince outfit[53], Large, long-handled fan[54], Science Fair volcano model[57], Bottle[58] of ant milk?[59] (It looks more like red wine or port.) | |||
2015-01-07 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. n/a Forum:2015-01-07 (Wednesday) |
Fashion Clank (voice), Zeetha | ||
"Bzzt! Aah, now that's better. Here is our Deluxe "Fairy Godmother Extreme" collection. Yes—this ensemble comes complete with top-of-the-line armored leg and chest pieces, for those tales wherein your cinder-maids run to the feisty end of the spectrum." | |||
Zeetha paper doll, outfits, and props: Page 1 - Zeetha in top hat and tails, gloves, wine glass with red wine (or ant milk?) in right gloved hand, shoes with spats, harem girl outfit, Hyper-Magic Electro-Wand 9000[62], pumpkin[63], picture of Higgs in easel frame (looking rather askance); Page 2 - Fairy Godmother Extreme Collection[64], Gym Rat Set | |||
2015-01-09 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. n/a Forum:2015-01-09 (Friday) |
Fashion Clank (voice), Dimo | ||
"Well! They clearly do not grasp the simple concept that fashion exist to emphasize that which is already comely, and to disguise or downplay that which is aesthetically unpleasing. What it is not supposed to do is take the burning hot coal of unpleasant reality and jam it deep into the viewer's eye sockets where it can never be unseen!" | |||
The Authors of this Travesty | Dimo paper doll, outfits, and props: Dimo in his Ugly Stepsister gown[65], blonde wig with corkscrew curls and tiny top hat[65], ant farm[66] | ||
2015-01-12 (Monday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. n/a Forum:2015-01-12 (Monday) |
Fashion Clank (voice), Oggie, Maxim | ||
"They, rank amateurs, have presumed to dress the legendary Jägermonsters of the Heterodynes! These are creatures who, for generations, carried out their Dark Lords' fell commands with an entirely unnecessary level of relish—and thus ought to be dressed with care and respect, if not outright fear!" | |||
Barbarians/Rank Amateurs/Clownish Self-Proclaimed "Artists", Jägermonsters, The Heterodynes | Oggie and Maxim paper dolls, outfits, and props: Page 1 - Oggie in his Ugly Stepsister gown (including wig/mop and hat)[67], potato clock[68]; Page 2 - Maxim in his Not-So-Ugly Stepsister gown[69], alternate Maxim head (with makeup, hair ribbon, and blimp hat), handheld mirror | ||
2015-01-14 (Wednesday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. n/a Forum:2015-01-14 (Wednesday) |
Fashion Clank, Krosp | ||
"So…fine! Fine! Here is your cliche "King" costume and may your cheap panto garner nothing but terrible reviews and fruit salad! Ha! Now, please let me out of the wolverine cage? It is getting rather stinky in here…" | |||
Jägermonsters, So-Called "Professors" |
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Krosp paper doll, outfits, and props: Page 1 - Maneki Neko Outfit, Attractive Cat Girl Costume (Nothing on this page comes from the Cinderella story.); Page 2 - Puss-in-Boots (not from Cinderella), King[70], His Majesty's Sleepybed[71], Pot of Catnip[72] |
Jägermonster Hat Party![]
The wiki has an archive of all the paper doll images and links to high resolution versions. These paper doll hats fulfill the Volume 13 Kickstarter's $180,000 stretch goal: Jägermonster Hat Party![6]
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2015-01-16 (Friday) ✣ Vol.2-1 p. n/a Forum:2015-01-16 (Friday) |
Kaja Foglio (voice) | ||
"Monsieur Le Tailoring Clank seems to have become so agitated that his mainspring seems to have—well—sprung!" | |||
Monsieur Le Tailoring Clank, Jägers | Many different kinds of hats are show on two paper doll pages. Girl Genius fans have spotted hats from Minnie Pearl, Tim the Enchanter, and a Blue Meanie, among others. |
References
- ↑ Because of the inconsistency of the name of this station in Phil's artwork (CLANKHEAD) and in the dialog (Clankshead), I emailed the Foglios and got a response from Alice Bentley, relaying word from Kaja Foglio that "Clankshead" is correct—Phil made an error in the artwork.
- ↑ Brother Ulm's mention of trainsong is almost certainly a pun on Plainsong.
- ↑ Regarding "Boldly Go", Phil Foglio is a known Star Trek fan.
- ↑ The reader knows it's Dimo by the next page (010), but the identity of "someone tough" is not known to the monks, at least at this point in the story.
- ↑ VMVI looks like a number in Roman numerals at first glance, but makes no sense as one. It could be interpreted as 1001, but, if so, 5 is being added and subtracted in the same number (1000 + 5 + 1 – 5). It might be an acronym, presumably for a phrase in Latin. Here are some possibilities on LiveJournal.
- ↑ 6.00 6.01 6.02 6.03 6.04 6.05 6.06 6.07 6.08 6.09 6.10 6.11 6.12 6.13 This title for this section is not from the Canon; that is, it is not from the Girl Genius website navigation menu. It was added for easier navigation within this page.
- ↑ 7.0 7.1 The reader finds out this is definitely a reference to Agatha on page 15. ✣
- ↑ It is not very clear. Here is an attempt to show possible alternative interpretations in a compact form: (6|G)7(2|X)1?07
- ↑ Since the Wikia search doesn't seem to work if Wikia formatting characters occur within the string, "Boy Genius" is written without them in this note so it can be searched successfully.
- ↑ The character Rerich von Billiguether came about as the fulfillment of the "Become a Character— and Die!" Volume 12 Kickstarter reward. The lucky recipient discusses the origin of the character's name on LiveJournal.
- ↑
Euphrosynia's first name is misspelled as Euphrosnia (missing the 'y') on this page.This has been fixed. - ↑ 12.0 12.1 12.2 12.3 12.4 12.5 12.6 12.7 12.8 12.9 The Foglios have been inconsistent about the name of this character, alternately referring to her as Margarella and Margolotta.
- ↑ The full text of the note: "I can't believe this! We're still behind with the drawings. As always, this isn't Cheyenne's fault, we just got him the pencils. On the other hand, we finally got all the art for James Earnest's Muses deck done…More on that soon!"
- ↑ 14.0 14.1 It is unclear whether these people working in time-borer lab are technicians, engineers, scientists, Sparks, something else, or a combination of two or more of these, but at least two of them have the title of Doctor/Doktor (which in Germany, just as in the United States of America, can mean either a medical doctor or a PhD).
- ↑ This woman is addressed by the title Doktor on the next page, Monday, May 19. ✣
- ↑ This text is small and hard to read. It is part of emblem on sleeve of Frau Doktor, a blonde woman at the bottom of the page, on a ribbon over a test tube.
- ↑ Because of the "time-freeze field," the Castle cannot see Gil directly, and he has been trying to disguise his identity by pretending to be French. The Castle seems to have caught on by this point.
- ↑ Vole is in the stasis field ✣ , seen as a blue glow behind Gil in panel 4.
- ↑ The distorted word balloons in the final panel have been unscrambled and assembled by fans as: "Heh. But I wasn't talking to you." (As well as some close variations.) If this is the Castle continuing the conversation it is having with Gil and Higgs earlier on the page, it puts a different slant on the conversation; that is, it is really talking to Higgs, not Gil, in the next to last panel. To illustrate:
The Castle: "Go. Find the Mistress. Tell her what is happening. She must return. Let nothing stop you."
Gil: "I'm… already working on that."
The Castle: "Do your best, young man. Heh. But I wasn't talking to you." - ↑ See 2015-05-15 (Friday) ✣
- ↑ Currently, there is a typo here: "Limerik" instead of "Limerick".
- ↑ This has been fixed.
There are two typos in this sentence in the comic: Königsberg is missing the umlaut over the 'ö', "then" is used instead of "than". - ↑ 23.00 23.01 23.02 23.03 23.04 23.05 23.06 23.07 23.08 23.09 23.10 23.11 23.12 23.13 23.14 23.15 23.16 23.17 23.18 23.19 23.20 23.21 23.22 Unfortunately, there is an inconsistency between how this phrase is spelled on this page and elsewhere throughout this volume. When it first appeared ✣ in the story, the first word was spelled "ite". In other appearances, the first word is sometimes spelled "ito".
- ↑ On the next page, Gil reveals to Higgs ✣ that the "feeds" are tubes pumping Vole full of nutrients and water, so he doesn't starve to death as he ages hundreds of years in minutes. This extreme, super-accelerated aging is an as-yet unexplained consequence of being removed from the time field.
- ↑ Doctor Scantrontb seems to be the same character we previously met ✣ as Frau Doktor. ✣
- ↑ That is, how to stop Vole from dislodging the feeds that are keeping him alive without taking a beating from Vole.
- ↑ 27.0 27.1 27.2 27.3 27.4 27.5 SS-HC = Short story, "Homecoming King, a guest comic by Cheyenne Wright"
- ↑ A character named Ghengis Ht'rok-din is mentioned in Girl Genius: the Secret Blueprints for Volume One. Aside from the slightly different spelling of the name, the picture shown for him (alongside a picture of Bill and Barry Heterodyne, with the caption "Great-Great-&c Grandpa") looks nothing like Cheyenne's portrayal of the Ht'rok'din. This doesn't seem to qualify as a contradiction, however, because Ghengis Ht'rok-din is never definitely identified as the first of the Heterodyne line in the Secret Blueprints. In addition, the Secret Blueprints is known to be outdated, and the canonicity of any item in it is open to doubt. The canonicity of Cheyenne's story is also unknown at this time. Based on past history, any confusion that arises from these difference may never be resolved.
- ↑ The spelling is uncertain because the names were pronounced with a strong accent.
- ↑ The sound effect text behind the electrical discharge in panel 4 is very hard to make out, but it seems to be something like this.
- ↑ Although the Abbot is not named as Father Gerät until page 90 ✣ of the online version of Act 2, Volume 1, his name is used in the Chronology from his first appearance for the sake of brevity.
- ↑ This is a less common variant spelling of garrote.
- ↑ This theory is confirmed by events ✣ in the next volume.
- ↑ Although the monk is not named as Brother Gabriel until page 96 ✣ of the online version of Act 2, Volume 1, his name is used in the Chronology from his first appearance for the sake of brevity.
- ↑ This is the second time Krosp has been identified as a Moldovian Puff. Are we seeing the birth of a new running gag? This is also enough corroboration to assume Krosp really is a member of this breed, at least for the purposes of this wiki.
- ↑ As mentioned on the forum page, this is a Kickstarter pledge reward.
- ↑ This time the text of the Corbettite motto has a different error(?), which is that "Animose" is written as "Animost" in the last panel. Text on hats in Girl Genius seems to have a habit of morphing between spellings, see Magnificent Hat.
- ↑ This has been fixed.
There is a typo here; the word is written "rom" in the comic. - ↑ 39.0 39.1 The name of the saint ends with a 'K', rather than with a 'C' as it does in the dialog in the comic.
- ↑ This should be spelled "parley", but perhaps this is a Pirates of the Caribbean movie shout out.
- ↑ This has been fixed in the comic as well.
There seems to be a typo in this dialog balloon in the online comic: The word "her" is missing before "father". This has been corrected for the quote in the Chronology entry. - ↑ This has been fixed.
There is a typo here. "Astounding" is written as "Astouning" - ↑ Violetta: "I'm sorry she's dead… She was always nice to me… Well…she never tried to kill me… That is, I'm pretty sure those were all accidents… And, if they weren't…then she wasn't trying very hard…which was awfully sweet of her, right?"
- ↑ The cast list for this page is slightly conjectural since all the characters but one are shown from behind and all of them from a distance.
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 003, panel 2 and following ✣
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 004, panels 3 and 4 ✣
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 011 ✣
- ↑ Cinderella story, page page 004, panel 7 ✣ ; page 005, panel 1 ✣
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 011 ✣
- ↑ Tarvek's last name is again given the alternative spelling, "Sturmvarous".
- ↑ The text is hard to read in this version, but can be seen more clearly in the Cinderella story on on page 9 ✣ and quite clearly on page 10. ✣
- ↑ This phrase comes from the The Bible, Proverbs 6:6.
- ↑ 53.0 53.1 Cinderella story, page 009, panel 2 and following ✣
- ↑ 54.0 54.1 Cinderella story, page 012, panel 3 ✣
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 015, panels 7-9 ✣
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 015, panel 2 ✣
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 003, panel 5 ✣ ; page 009, panel 7 ✣ ; page 010, panel 1 and following ✣
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 012, panels 4 and 5 ✣
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 009, panels 4 and 5 ✣
- ↑ Ral Partha Enterprises was a company that made miniatures for war and fantasy gamers, now known as Iron Wind Metals.
- ↑ This is a slogan written on the giant clank Humongulus. Zeetha once admired his spiky delts. ✣
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 006, panel 6 and following ✣
- ↑ Cinderella story, As pumpkin: page 006, panels 5 - 8 ✣ ; as balloon/coach: page 008 ✣
- ↑ page 005, panel 1 to page 008 ✣
- ↑ 65.0 65.1 Cinderella story, page 002, last panel ✣
- ↑ This isn't shown in the comic, but ant milk is shown both in glasses (page 009, panels 4 and 5 ✣ ) and a bottle (page 012, panels 4 and 5 ✣ ).
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 002, last panel ✣ , page 009, panels 1 and 2 ✣ .
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 009, panel 1 ✣ .
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 002, last panel ✣ , page 009, panel 8 ✣ , page 010, panels 8 and 9 ✣ , and following.
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 022, panel 2 and following ✣ .
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 022, panel 2 ✣ .
- ↑ Cinderella story, page 022, panels 5 and 6 ✣ .
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Act 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | |
Act 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |