"The Future's in My Hands", also known as "Hailey's On It!", is the opening theme song to the Disney Channel animated series Hailey's On It! The song is from the titular character's perspective and sets up the basic premise of the show itself, complete with the characters of Scott Denoga and Beta also prominently being mentioned and taking part in the theme.
Lyrics[]
Beta: Chaos Bots have been sent from the future to stop the one person who can save the world!
Hailey: Me?
(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Hailey: Teach a cat to play the piano
Roller skate all the way to Orlando
Use my ear wax? To make a candle
(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Hailey: Win first place for world's cutest pet rock
Do a corn maze, hope I don't get lost
Eat an onion, kiss my friend, Scott? (Scott: Huh?)
(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Beta: Chaos Bots have been sent from the future to stop the one person who can save the world!
Hailey: Me?
(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Hailey: Teach a cat to play the piano
Roller skate all the way to Orlando
Use my ear wax? To make a candle
(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Hailey: Win first place for world's cutest pet rock
Do a corn maze, hope I don't get lost
Eat an onion, kiss my friend, Scott? (Scott: Huh?)
(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
I better step up, better not mess up, I'll do the bеst I can
'Cause
The future's in my hands
World's what you makе it, get up and chase it
Leaving nothing to chance
I'm taking action, making it happen
No matter what tomorrow might bring, I got the guts to do anything
The future's in my hands
Promise, I'm on it
I'm on it
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Climb a mountain wearing a onesie
Swim to Scotland, learn to play rugby
Lose a game of chess to a monkey
(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Hailey: Spike my hair and dye it bright neon
Take a picture with Céline Dion
Learn guitar and write a theme song (Beta: Done)
(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Saving the Earth is gonna be worth it, I'll do the best I can
'Cause
The future's in my hands
World's what you make it, get up and chase it
Leaving nothing to chance
I'm taking action, making it happen
No matter what tomorrow might bring, I got the guts to do anything
The future's in my hands
Promise, I'm on it
I'm on it
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Small hands can do big things
Reach up, make a difference
One voice can break through the noise
All it takes is turning off cruise control
Got the wheel, here I go
Here I go
The future's in my hands
World's what you make it, get up and chase it (Yeah)
Leaving nothing to chance
I'm taking action, making it happen
No matter what tomorrow might bring, I got the guts to do anything
The future's in my hands (Whoo!)
Promise, I'm on it
I'm on it
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah) (Hey, hey, Hailey's on it) (Come on now)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Hailey: The future's in my hands
World's what you make it, get up and chase it
Leaving nothing to chance
I'm taking action, making it happen
No matter what tomorrow might bring, I got the guts to do anything
The future's in my hands
Promise, I'm on it
I'm on it
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Beta: The world's most advanced supercomputer has been sent for the future to make the one girl who can save the world stop being so lazy
Hailey: Hey
Beta: If you want it, Beta's got it
Processor speed faster than lightning,
memory so mighty it's frightening
Knows when avocados are ripening
If you want it, Beta's got it
So much RAM, a sheep would be jealous
Scott: And what else?
Hailey: I'm sure that he'll tell us
Beta: Were my inventors overzealous?
Cause if you ask, yeah, Beta's got it
You can't deny my Wi-Fi
I get more bars than a jail
Hailey: That's a weird analogy
Beta: But if you want victory, you must listen to me
and do everything on that list, like giving Scott a big-
Hailey: No
Scott: Big what?
Beta: Designed to save the day
Hailey: Humble, he's not, but mad skills, he's got
Beta: Perfect in every way
Hailey: He's kinda a pain, but we need his brain
Beta: Hailey, I know that you can be great, if you just do what I calculate
And, Scott, you are here too
You need an answer, Beta's got it
Scott: I, Scott Denoga, have created the most excellent list of cool things are totally doable
Hailey: Oh, really?
Scott: Hey, hey, Scott's on it
With my psyche, make objects vanish
Teach a French bulldog to speak Spanish
Beta: This whole list is dumb and outlandish
Hailey: Beta, be nice
Scott: Scott's on it
Make a boat that floats over traffic
Train a goat to be telepathic
Hailey: I'm so glad you're enthusiastic
Beta: She's being sarcastic (Hailey: I'm not)
Scott: Scott's on it
Lick an oak tree
Tasted the cherry
Hailey: Are you sure that's sanitary?
Scott: Legally changed my name to Larry (Beta: What?! Why?)
Scott: Larry's on it
I'll find the cure for werewolves
Arm wrestle my evil clone (Beta: Ah, not two of you)
Fly to Mars with balloons
Fight the kraken with harpoons
And try playing pickleball (Beta: That's normal)
With pickles as the ball (Beta: Oh, come on!)
Cook pastas in the hot tub
Beta: Scott, you nitwit
So agitated
Scott: Ride go karts with bear cubs
Hailey: You've got to admit, at least he's creative
Scott: Go back in time
Invent the first drum
Build the Space Needle out of chewed gum
Beta: Please someone make this stop
Scott: Why didn't you say so?
Larry's on it
Hailey: I have the whole day off
No list, no tasks
Now that’s worth singing about
(Hey, hey, Hailey's off it)
Hailey: Take some time to go smell the flowers.
Take a nap that lasts for three hours
Order cake from me to devour (so delicious)
(Hailey's off it!)
Ignore texts that I should reply to
Watch a show where strangers say ‘I do’.
Journal doodle, write my own haiku.
Tall, trees, sway… nah, too much work when
(Hailey's off it)
A whole day with no schedule,
I should really schedule it out.
Beta: Wait, what?
Hailey: Cuddle cats, craft collage, bubble bath, back massage
Is there anything that I missed?
Beta: Don’t you see you made a new list.
Hailey: Oh no!
Today is just for me!
Beta: Savor the time, we’re jam packed tomorrow.
Hailey: Hurray for herbal tea!
Beta: On Wednesday we climb Mount Kilimanjaro.
Hailey: Saving the world’s a whole lot of stress.
Finally I can just decompress.
Now let this day begin.
Beta: Hailey, it’s over.
Hailey: It’s over?
Videos[]
Trivia[]
- The chorus is played during the end credits of most episodes.
- When Scott falls off the roof after Hailey closes the window on him, different sounds play during each episode when he lands.
