Movies that try one continuous shot for the whole runtime usually turn out lacking but this is actually wild and pretty fun. It gets wacky, horrific and over the top, which are a few of my favorite things so was def pleasantly surprised. Plus, inventive takes on zombies are for sure appreciated.

The nostalgia is very real with this. Kid me grew up on Winona and Tim Burton and this is a perfect companion piece to the original. I was laughing nonstop for the last 30 minutes. Best Tim Burton movie in a very long time.

I finally know what it’s like to have a religious experience. Batshit in the best way possible from beginning to end. Cronenberg would be proud because this takes body horror to a whole new level. Demi Moore is mother, maiden, and also crone in this movie and she further cements her legend status by giving the best most unexpected performance ever.

One of the most satisfying endings ever. Entitled dudes who hate women and pass on those same tendencies to their sons deserve nothing but death. Generational violence is real. Also, Angela Bettis and Lucky McKee together will never do me wrong.

Transgressive fucking extreme French horror movies always. Martyrs does everything in the best most grotesque way possible from start to finish. Plus I always laugh when baby Xavier Dolan pops up at the beginning and does his best representation of a straight guy.

Not them actually finally releasing a mostly good installment of V/H/S again. Hallelu and Happy October. The first segment was blah at the beginning but the creature effects at the end were on point and the rest of the entries were kind of batshit. That Justin Long Fur Babies one was everything I wanted and needed.

Bodies Bodies Bodies on hallucinogens with existential crisis undertones. “Do you have any idea the amount of charities and non-profit organizations I work with?”

Willa Fitzgerald is everything and Kyle Gallner will forever be a scream king. The “twist” is kinda obvious after a few minutes but it’s still so well done and clever that it doesn’t matter. And you know a movie’s gonna be pretty great when a cover of Love Hurts pops up.

Zoë Kravitz went so hard with this and I’m beyond impressed with her as a director. The film manages to keep the humor and sarcasm ever present even when it gets dark as fuck and not a lot of people can pull that type of thing off effectively.

Josh Hartnett getting eye-fucked by Kid Cudi will forever save my life. Probably Shyamalan’s funniest movie and Hartnett’s charisma is what makes it work because not many people can pull off that kind of performance.

Unassumingly genuine in its approach. This could have easily ended up being a basic revenge flick but the complexities are explored and it’s so much better because of it. Nathan Stewart-Jarrett and George MacKay were perfect.

Sexy and demonic af. Stay away from people with a 666 birthmark on their person and also become best friends with them if possible because fun. Seriously though, this is the best Omen movie ever made. It's one of my least favorite horror franchises but if they keep releasing movies like this one, then it will be a fave. Nell Tiger Free is a horror legend in the making and I am here for her because she slayed so hard in that final act.