• Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    ★★★★

    The nostalgia is very real with this. Kid me grew up on Winona and Tim Burton and this is a perfect companion piece to the original. I was laughing nonstop for the last 30 minutes. Best Tim Burton movie in a very long time.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    I finally know what it’s like to have a religious experience. Batshit in the best way possible from beginning to end. Cronenberg would be proud because this takes body horror to a whole new level. Demi Moore is mother, maiden, and also crone in this movie and she further cements her legend status by giving the best most unexpected performance ever.

  • It's What's Inside

    It's What's Inside

    ★★★★

    Bodies Bodies Bodies on hallucinogens with existential crisis undertones. “Do you have any idea the amount of charities and non-profit organizations I work with?”

  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★★★

    Josh Hartnett getting eye-fucked by Kid Cudi will forever save my life. Probably Shyamalan’s funniest movie and Hartnett’s charisma is what makes it work because not many people can pull off that kind of performance.

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★½

    Cutest Frankenstein cosplay ever. I watched the majority of Riverdale and Cole Sprouse has never been more adorable than when he was undead in this movie. Also was not expecting to want Carla Gugino to die in this movie so that was a well-earned treat. Diablo Cody always.

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★½

    Subversive, hilarious, emotional, and entirely insane. Lanthimos never disappoints and this is legit Emma Stone’s best performance to date. Kinda torn between her and Lily Gladstone for Best Actress Oscar now.

  • Troop Beverly Hills

    Troop Beverly Hills

    ★★★½

    Would not be as big of a queen as I am today without this movie and Shelley Long in it. Also baby Carla Gugino is so adorable and her being in this is yet another reason why I love her.

  • The Curse

    The Curse

    ★★★½

    Just realized I could log this. The Curse def had its moments. However, the penultimate episode should’ve been the final episode. The final episode was crazy and kind of funny but ruined all that momentum the previous episode set up. Emma Stone will forever slay tho. That’s for sure def apparent.

  • Sick of Myself

    Sick of Myself

    ★★★★½

    Probably what would happen if John Waters and Michael Haneke had a baby and it's so good. Hilarious and utterly despicable.

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★★

    Flawless. Amazing. Perfect. Emerald Fennell taps into that aristocratic bullshit and puts it on its knees. This movie is so deliciously ridiculous and made me laugh and cringe so hard and I appreciate that so much. The cast. The soundtrack. The setting. They give everything. I'm gonna end up watching this a lot of times.

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

    ★★★★

    Probably one of the best portrayals of anxiety ever captured on film. Ari Aster shows the reality of anxiety and paranoia by taking Beau’s fears, even the most insane ones, and making them a reality in Beau’s world because guess what?? That’s totally how anxiety works. It’s irrational and illogical and that’s the world Beau is living in because that’s what his brain sees even if it’s not nearly as bad in actuality. Joaquin Phoenix slayed, as per. It’s kind…

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    This was a million times better than the first. It was whimsical and fun while still maintaining a super impressive body count. After Birds of Prey and this, the DC movie universe is straight up feeling like they've finally got some blood pumping in their veins. Keep James Gunn on the payroll. Also, that scene when Ms. Harley had to let that hot guy know what's up when he started showing some red flags was legendary. Margot Robbie is everything always.

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