Documentary is a word that should not come anywhere near the mention of this spectacle. Brittany Murphy and her legacy are things that should be held up to higher standards than this press grab. Why the fuck would you allow Perez scum of the earth Hilton to have time to defend actions in which he contributed to this legend’s decline in something devoted to her?? So nasty. And the use of old film clips of hers to add to the…
Lol on every level, the grandparents of those levels and also their ancient ancestors. That creepy setting deserved so much better.
That's the last time I thirst watch anything. Who am I kidding? I'll be back on my bullshit in no time. Anyway, this movie is bad in pretty much every way possible but damn, those are some fine men. Carmen Electra probably should've stayed home though. Oh, wait. I just discovered there's a sequel lol.
Vile, incomprehensible dreck disguised as wannabe arthouse horror. Ugh, there's like a five-minute scene where homegirl makes Easy Mac, puts it up to her mouth, puts it in her mouth, chews it and spits it out and repeats. The director probably thought his "choices" were edgy and cool, but no, they're just triggering and gross. I've sat through the goriest of gory before and all the slo-mo shots of food eating/binging and purging affected me more than that. If the…
Robert Englund should really start becoming more selective when it comes to picking movies. Same with Jason London. Wow, this was so bad I paused it with only 15 minutes left and went to sleep. I finished it though, obviously.
Courtney Love needs to fire her agent. Ditto for Nico Tortorella. I'm beyond shocked that the people behind Party Monster are responsible for this schlockfest.
The only positive thing I can say about this movie is that Taylor Kinney looked hot as fuck when he was flexing while pulling on a rope. The other 94.8 minutes were really quite shit.
I wanted to rewatch this because I'm a masochist and I hate myself and honestly, I really thought maybe I was hallucinating when I first watched it and that it couldn't have been as bad as I originally thought. Fuck that shit. It was worse. Wooooorse. Like it's fucking stare at a wall for an hour and contemplate life because the world is a whore bad.