back to article UK Home Office silent on alleged Apple backdoor order

The UK's Home Office refuses to either confirm or deny reports that it recently ordered Apple to create a backdoor allowing the government to access any user's cloud data. Such a mechanism would enable the government to independently access and read encrypted data, both within the UK and potentially for users worldwide. The …

  1. beast666 Silver badge

    I hope Emperor Trump and Professor Musk do something about the fascist two-tier Starmer and his corrupt and incompetent cronies before they do any more damage to Blighty.

    1. NoneSuch Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      So you're asking for napalm to put out a fire?

      Good luck with that.

    2. ChodeMonkey Bronze badge
      FAIL

      "two-tier Starmer"

      Incompetent troll is incompetent.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Now I'm confused.

        If Kremlin bots are attacking Starmer - does that mean he is a socialist?

    3. JLV Silver badge

      Good job tovarich. Gotta work in "fascist" as much as you can, that's Kremlin 101.

      Not sure you should be using "Emperor" for Trump tho. That doesn't make him look very democratic. But good calling out UK being a bit nosy here, gotta normalize Kremlin snoops.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Drawing from traditional texts (the Beano and Dandy), then based on his screaming hysterics and total ineffectiveness I propose "Parkkeep Trump"

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Obvious troll is obvious.

    5. teknopaul

      This is not new

      UK have had powers to force individuals and companies to snoop and prevents them from talking about the request for many years.

      Even before the snoopers charter.

      I'm supprised this request has leaked.

      only new thing here is that Apple customers are rich people, shock horror.

      1. Barrie Shepherd

        Re: This is not new

        Trouble is that the newer messaging services are end to end encrypted, so the government cannot snoop unless they have access to at least the hardware at one end of the link.

        The new requirement appears to be asking for a backdoor in the middle so that everyone can be snooped on at will, without oversight. Much as they want for Bank Accounts.

        As Apple have been asked it's a dead cert. that Google/Meta/Facebook/TikTok et'all will also have been served but are being 'good' and not telling us.

        1. Woodnag

          If Apple just says no...

          ...doesn UK gov really want to have to move all their stuff to Android?

          And explain to the population why?

          Especially after the UCHR rulings on this topic that comms privacy is a human right, so warrants please not wholesale slurping.

      2. Tron Silver badge

        Re: This is not new

        It's a reminder that you should not use the cloud. If you want to keep your data and your commercial IP secure, keep it on your own drives/intranet, not connected to the public internet.

    6. JohnMurray

      except

      that law was introduced by the conservatives....

  2. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    Human Right

    Funny that Labour seemingly infested with people making a show of deeply caring about human rights, are very selective about what counts as human right.

    I guess there is no money to be made from defending your right to keep photos of your privates, private.

    1. Irongut Silver badge

      Re: Human Right

      Have you ever considered not taking photos of your privates?

      I mean, I've lived for half a century without ever taking a photo of my privates so how hard can it be?

      1. abend0c4 Silver badge

        Re: Human Right

        how hard can it be?

        Without a picture, we'll never know.

        1. JamesTGrant Bronze badge

          Re: Human Right

          You win today’s Internet. Very good!!

        2. David 132 Silver badge

          Re: Human Right

          A double-Polaroid?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Human Right

            3D ????

      2. LucreLout

        Re: Human Right

        I've lived for over half a century without ever being vegan. It doesn't mean some people don't choose to be vegan.

        If some lass wants to send her fella pictures of her tits, its really not Mrs Balls business to let everyone in her department see them.

        1. Barrie Shepherd

          Re: Human Right

          Vegans do not keep it secret so don't need to encrypt the matter - They tell anyone who wants to know - and those that don't.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Human Right

        It's 2025 and apparently, "if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear" is still a thing.

        Astonishing.

        1. captain veg Silver badge

          Re: Human Right

          I've got plenty to hide, such as my flabby belly, so I don't post it, or more precisely pictures of it, to third party online servers. Only because I'm easily embarrassed.

          If you've got nothing to hide, frankly you must be a bit weird.

          For the rest of us, blindly sharing stuff on "social media" is clearly asking for trouble. Needlessly putting personal stuff on cloud platforms, whether or not ostensibly privately, is simply daft. I'm less worried about HMG's fishing trips, egregious as they are, than ordinary commercial security breaches, which seem to come with an inevitable and increasing cadence.

          Get a NAS. Maybe one or two USB hard drives. They're dirt cheap.

          -A.

      4. Like a badger

        Re: Human Right

        "I mean, I've lived for half a century without ever taking a photo of my privates so how hard can it be?"

        And I've lived even longer without doing so. But you're missing the point. For half a century or more we could have taken photos of our privates with the reasonable expectation that the British bunglement wouldn't be able to grab the pics without a warrant granted on reasonable suspicion and with due process. This is the ineffectual bastards of government granting themselves an in-perpetuity right to check everything we do. Obviously Yvette Cooper wishes she'd been born in East Germany in the days when the Stasi offered good career prospects.

        1. captain veg Silver badge

          Re: Human Right

          Well yes, but keeping the negatives to yourself is an entirely different proposition from posting them on the internet in the misguided hope that no one that you don't want will be able to find them.

          -A.

      5. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Human Right

        Not everyone's is as small as yours.

      6. jospanner Silver badge

        Re: Human Right

        Just because your sex life is strictly missionary and only once a year doesn’t mean everyone else’s is

        1. ICL1900-G3 Silver badge

          Re: Human Right

          Once a year? How did you know that? Who told you? Was it my wife?

      7. captain veg Silver badge

        Re: Have you ever considered not taking photos of your privates?

        Not knowingly done so myself either, but were I to so do (or if I ever unknowingly did) then I woudn't post the evidence on a public platform owned by someone else. How difficult can that be?

        -A.

      8. Jagged

        Re: Human Right

        So you approach to government spying on you is just to "Not do stuff"? Great. Perfect citizen

    2. rgjnk Bronze badge

      Re: Human Right

      Human rights law as a specialism generally doesn't seem to attract anyone who actually cares in any meaningful way about human rights as others understand it.

      Mostly it seems to attract personality-free narcissists who love endless argument over the minutiae and lack the talent for anything genuinely challenging in the field of law, with the 'human rights' label providing a convenient fig leaf to hid their utter disinterest in anything except the technical challenge of the argument.

      There are some truly talented, passionate advocates for rights out there, but I've yet to find anyone like that working a full time professional 'human rights' lawyer.

      You won't hear much from either the lawyers or the politicians because for all their strident claims about 'rights' they have a very narrow idea of what those are and who deserves them and it certainly doesn't include *you*.

      1. TheMaskedMan Silver badge

        Re: Human Right

        "Mostly it seems to attract personality-free narcissists who love endless argument over the minutiae and lack the talent for anything genuinely challenging"

        Which pretty much sums up every lawyer I've ever met, from solicitor to silk.

      2. Blazde Silver badge

        Re: Human Right

        utter disinterest in anything except the technical challenge of the argument

        Because that's the role of a lawyer. It's useless them arguing about something they're passionate about if it has no basis in law. You may as well be calling out dentistry for making no contribution to fine dining.

        It's the job of politicians, campaigners and perhaps philosophers, to make good human rights law in the first place. The current breed of politician is sadly inclined to care about much more shallow topics, with very few precious exceptions. Thank god for those who came immediately after the war and set the standards that are now being undermined. Without them the whole world would already be heading rapidly in the same direction China is.

        1. jospanner Silver badge

          Re: Human Right

          You’re arguing with a crowd who think that campaigners, sociologists, and philosophers are a waste of time, then wonder why the world is left in the hands of the aforementioned lawyers and why their rights keep getting undermined.

    3. phuzz Silver badge
      Stop

      Re: Human Right

      Labour could theoretically have stopped this, but the snooper's charter has been law since 2016, and has been around in various forms for years before that.

      The security services have long wanted to have access to all encrypted communications, and while the conspiracy theories about all Home Secretaries being under the thumb of the security services is probably bunk, it is true that every Home Sec for a couple decades, has tried to push some form of the snooper's charter.

      1. ICL1900-G3 Silver badge

        Re: Human Right

        I seem to remember they were pretty keen on this sort of thing last time they were in power.

  3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    It's not supposed to be implemented if it's not feasible so why would they demand it now.

    If they think it is feasible to implement a secure back door all they have to do is commission a proof of concept to be picked over by industry-recognised experts. If they can do that and get approval of the experts then they've proved it is feasible. Until they've demonstrated that it is so it remains infeasible.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Now that we are in a post-expert society , government is no longer bound by the mundane laws of mathematics

      1. LucreLout

        Clearly Apple could copy your key at the time of its creation and storage on your device. You only have to break maths if you don't go to the source of the key generation.

        1. Falmari Silver badge
          Devil

          Not a secure back door

          So end-to-end encryption with a copy of the key at both ends. Sending the Apple the encrypted data along with the key means Apple and some employees can access and read the encrypted data.

          That is not a secure back door.

        2. Joe Gurman

          Which is exactly....

          .... what Apple punters voted for by buying kit and services that guaranteed their privacy.

          This is just madness. How would folks in the UK react to Trump's minions' "secretly" declaring they had a right to examine the encrypted data of anyone in the UK?

          1. Spanners
            Big Brother

            Re: Which is exactly....

            "How would folks in the UK react..."

            Would now be a good time to get a idiot politician proof VPN?

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Which is exactly....

            If he hasn't already, he will soon...

          3. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Which is exactly....

            We know the answer to this. When there was a leak of a massive international Government spying programme- including things like the US spying on Brits and then passing the intel to the Brits to avoid our limits on domestic spying- we saw about 20 minutes of outrage from a few dozen people.

            The rest cared to little that pointing to articles about it today gets you labelled a conspiracy theorist.

            As long as they're told it'll catch paedos and terrorists a good 90% of the British public will accept just about anything.

            1. aks

              Re: Which is exactly....

              As I remember it, it was the other way round.

              The USA wasn't allowed to spy on its own people within the USA so they asked the UK to spy on Americans and pass the information back to the USA. Not sure of any current arrangements.

              1. collinsl Silver badge

                Re: Which is exactly....

                It's both ways, it has been for years. That way neither country is doing anything illegal, but still gets the data they need.

                I wouldn't be surprised if the same happens with the other five eyes members TBH, but some of their governments may possibly have a slight shred more... nope can't bring myself to say it.

                1. balrog

                  Re: Which is exactly....

                  Actually both countries are doing something illegal, spying on Americans in the USA is illegal regardless of your nationality. The point is when caught the host country can hurrummpppphhh and garrummppphh expel somebody and the elected officials can pretend they are as clean as fresh snow.

          4. EnviableOne

            Re: Which is exactly....

            Trump and minions already do see the PATRIOT act.

            They also have rights to all of the rest of our data stored with US companies (like Apple) thanks to the CLOUD act.

            But all of these Acts are against the International treaty of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, which is a fundamental treaty of the UN, that all countries had to sign up to:

            Article 12 is a doozie:

            "No one shall be subjected to arbitrary interference with his privacy, family, home or correspondence, nor to attacks upon his honour and reputation. Everyone has the right to the protection of the law against such interference or attacks."

            so not only are they not allowed to do it, they even have to prevent it from being done in law

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Clearly Apple could copy your key at the time of its creation and storage on your device. You only have to break maths if you don't go to the source of the key generation

          I'm presuming that Apple is using PKI asymmetric encryption using personal certificates, as it's pretty much an industry standard. If that's the case, then Apple would have copies of both your encryption key and decryption key when decoding your data. The absolute fundamental basis of PKI encryption is that your private (decryption) key never leaves your device, so while the maths isn't broken, if someone else has a copy of your private key the encryption algorithm can be considered to be fundamentally broken (which is why anyone who knows how this stuff works is up in arms about politicians thinking they can magically get access to your data without compromising your security.)

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            The way Apple has implemented it makes it rather hard to export the private key as it's generated and held in a separate chip. You access that key via whatever password you set, but the actual key that encrypts your data is a heck of a lot longer than your password. That would make your password the weak point if it wasn't for the fact that you only have a few tries before it locks up. I'm not sure this can be charged with a firmware patch (no, that's not an update, if anything it's a downgrade).

            You kinda DO have a backdoor if you agree to have a device password reset via iCloud, but you get asked if you actually want that when you set up your Apple ID on an Apple device (and I can think you can change that, but as I never allow it I have no idea how to enable it :) ).

            Backdoors are utterly daft ideas that fully deserve the derision heaped upon them..

      2. elsergiovolador Silver badge

        Nobody voted for these laws anyway...

        1. may_i Silver badge

          In which country do people have a vote about laws?

          1. Dinanziame Silver badge
            Holmes

            Switzerland!

        2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          MPs voted for them.

          1. captain veg Silver badge

            Re: MPs voted for them.

            True, but immaterial.

            MPs vote the way that their parties instruct them to. Sometimes manifesto commitment provides cover, but usually it's simply because the hopeless intermingling of Executive and Legislative functions in the British parliamentary system gives them no choice but to do the leadership's bidding.

            This is hardly a secret.

            -A.

      3. may_i Silver badge

        I believe the Aussie government has already asserted that the laws of Australia have priority over the laws of mathematics. Plenty of precedent there!

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Exactly mate!

          And that filthy foreigner “pi” is a commie pinko!

          It even starts with the same letters, strewth!

    2. Richard 12 Silver badge

      The cost is infinite

      Apple will of course ask one of their engineers to start decrypting while the court case is ongoing.

      They expect to complete Rishi Sunak's iCloud account in approximately five million years, then they'll start on Kier Starmer's if the law still exists then.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: The cost is infinite

        >They expect to complete Rishi Sunak's iCloud account in approximately five million years, then they'll start on Kier Starmer's if the law still exists then.

        Remember when Trump's twitter password was "Maga2020"?

        Rishi's is probably "I-heart emoji-Thatcher" and ironically so is Starmer's

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: The cost is infinite

        Start with Yvette Cooper's.

        In fact, she and the rest of the government should publish their own encryption keys, and access credentials for any other online services they use, including banking. And no politicians to use the likes of Whatsapp. Anything else is hypocrisy.

    3. Dan 55 Silver badge

      It's perfectly feasible, they've done it in China. The only difference is the UK won't pay up for datacentre for UK iCloud accounts.

      1. TReko Silver badge

        It's rather sad that the UK government sees the CCP as a role model to copy.

    4. DS999 Silver badge

      What they're asking for is feasible

      That's basically what China has in place - Apple has to store iCloud content for Chinese users on Chinese servers, using encryption keys shared with the government. That lets the Chinese government get access to every Chinese user's iCloud data without having to go through the "hassle" of a warrant, and thus without any way for the company to know what is being snooped.

      If the UK was satisfied with being able to access user data with a warrant, then "all" Apple would be required to do would be to stop allowing UK citizens to enable/use Advanced Data Protection, which encrypts iCloud backups using a key provided by the user that Apple has no access to. Apple can't respond to a warrant for information if you have that enabled, because they can't read it. Apparently the UK was not happy with that, so they must be wanting to force Apple to treat UK citizens the same way China forces Apple to treat Chinese citizens.

      Now if they'd go so far as this with Apple, they aren't going to stop there. They'd make Google do the same, along with Meta for WhatsApp. Signal would be a problem - they'd have to outlaw it entirely and force Apple/Google to block that app in their app stores similar to the US situation with Tik Tok. The open question is what do they do if you simply refuse to use iCloud, and using your own PC for backups? If a lot of iPhone users turn to that as a way of "protest" against the UK government's action, maybe that's where they try to demand Apple do the impossible and provide a "backdoor" for the UK. If Apple/Google stand united against that and tell the UK to get stuffed, what could they do?

      After several weeks of watching Trump start his Project 2025 dismantling of the constitution, there is some solace they aren't trying to do this. Yet, at least.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: What they're asking for is feasible

        Except that only applies to locals.

        When I go to China my phone still uploads to my own account (through my corporate VPN - I'm not stupid).

        So this wouldn't keep out foreign terrorists phones from Ireland, North Korea or America - it would only allow the government to spy on their own citizens

        1. DS999 Silver badge

          Re: What they're asking for is feasible

          That's what China wants, they want to be able to spy on their OWN citizens. If the UK wants to spy on everyone in the world that's nice, but its simply not going to happen. Apple/Google/Meta are not going to give that kind of backdoor access to them, and if they say "do it or we'll ban your company from doing business here" they'll say "OK fine enjoy losing your next election by 90% margins when you take away your voters' iPhone, Android, and Facebook".

    5. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Rnfl!

      It's entirely feasible to reverse ROT13 encryption, and so Apple shall be required to implement reversible encryption, and provide the means by which to reverse it.

      Apple, feeling that their methods are dubious, will then report to the public that, despite being encrypted, their backups are "unencrypted". It's all a lie! All of it! From start to finish!! </poe>

  4. LucreLout

    Same old labour...

    Taxes up, growth down, criminals free, privacy invaded.

    No you cannot have access to all my data because I very clearly cannot trust you with it. Apple may hand over the keys to the kingdom but much of what I store in their cloud is encrypted elsewhere first. All this will do is see some very dodgy people sideload 3rd party messaging apps that neither Apple nor your Telecoms provider can see, while the rest of us enjoy a fappening moment courtesy of Mrs Balls.

    1. heyrick Silver badge

      Re: Same old labour...

      "Taxes up, growth down, criminals free, privacy invaded"

      Sounds a lot like the Tory playbook. But, then, I feel like this current Labour government is basically a reddish shade of blue, so I guess none of this should be a surprise.

      1. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

        Re: Same old labour...

        Pretty sure all this bollocks about backdoors in encryption, In the UK at least, started with Blair's lot and every government since has picked it up

        1. Blazde Silver badge

          Re: Same old labour...

          A bit before Blair. March 1997, Ian Taylor Conservative Minister for Science & Technology

          "These proposals - aimed at facilitating the provision of secure electronic commerce .. at the same time are aimed at striking a balance with the need to protect users and the requirement to safeguard law enforcement, which encryption can prevent." in short, licensed '3rd party' escrow of encryption keys

          ( https://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/archive/rja14/dti.html )

          1. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

            Re: Same old labour...

            I stand corrected, thank you .

      2. Richard 12 Silver badge

        Re: Same old labour...

        This is a Tory law. They wrote it - look at the dates, for God's sake!

        The last Conservative government did attempt to "repeal everything done by the previously one", but as they failed it's a bad idea for Labour to set the precedent instead.

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: Same old labour...

          The USA has a procedure where anything ordered in the last 100 (?) days of the outgoing president can be overturned by the new guy

          Perhaps a policy where all laws in the last 'n' days before an election is inverted and then automatically becomes law if they lose .

          It will certainly add an element of strategy to politics.

        2. Blazde Silver badge

          Re: Same old labour...

          This is a Tory law

          The amendment in question was remarkably cross-party. Yvette Cooper in opposition spoke passionately about the need for it. Minor fuss was kicked up by SNP, Lib Dems, and by David Davis but they all, perhaps tactically, limited their battles to particular technical topics. There were no divisions (votes).

          For the original 2016 bill Labour abstained knowing it would pass, in typical Corbyn fence-sitting fashion. Only Lib Dems, Plaid, Greens voted against it.

          1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: Same old labour...

            This is why I've not voted for either Conservative or Labour since Cameron celebrated the 800th anniversary of Magna Carta with this nonsense in 2015, nor will I as long as they continue with it.

            1. Like a badger

              Re: Same old labour...

              Broadly the same for me. Looking at recent polls, it seems many voters no longer have any faith in either the old two party duopoly, or the traditional protest vote/minor nationalist parties.

        3. LucreLout

          Re: Same old labour...

          You do realise that doesn't mean they have to apply it, right? There's absolutely zero compulsion forcing labour into their same old tired rut of privacy invasion.

          Must try harder.

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  6. deaglecat

    but why now...

    so this tells me...either that they cannot decrypt currently or that they cannot decrypt at the scale they now require.

    I always assumed they could gain access to specific target devices....even by attacking the end device (attacking the device is easier than breaking the maths). iykyk.

    or...just maybe, they now want to go trawling with a much wider net...rather than targetting just those individuals that they have reason to be interested in.

    and ofc, anything the UK can do, it can also do as a favour to our allies.

    we live in quite disturbing times.

    1. Blazde Silver badge

      Re: but why now...

      More that it'll be easier this way. Going after devices is less covert and requires much more resources. Of course easier access very inevitably leads to more scale but that doesn't make it the motive.

  7. spold Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Again?

    Headslapping dumbfuckery at its finest. Let's explain encryption and why its is a great idea...you obviously didn't pay attention the first time (oh you mean that isn't a required skill for a politician?).

    1. OhForF' Silver badge

      Re: Again?

      It doesn't matter how often you explain that. Their reacion is going to be something akin to "I do not want to hear any arguments why it can't be done - i want to empower someone who will get it done" and then empower some snake oil salesman that promises them the moon.

  8. mark l 2 Silver badge

    Of course the 'won't anyone thing of the children' brigade will say anyone who doesn't support backdoors in encryption is just supporting child abusers and terrorists. As they don't seem to understand that even if the government wanted to they can't stop bad actors using encryption, and this will just mean the crims won't rely on the big tech encryption to protect their message and use PGP or similar instead.

    1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

      The crims

      are using things like Telegtam and for the really serious ones, the Dark Web. Double or even Triple encryption is probably standard these days.

      If I encrypt what I hold in iCloud then good luck to them finding filth amongst all the cat pictures that I'll upload to put you off the scent. There is nothing nasty, in my iCloud, it is not my thing.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: The crims

        "There is nothing nasty, in my iCloud, it is not my thing."

        There may well be other things which you would not wish to be disclosed, indeed are contractually required not to disclose, such as access credentials to online services such as banking.

    2. ChoHag Silver badge
      FAIL

      They will be able to take SSH off me on the day the global economy collapses because international (and indeed intra-national) commerce no longer works.

  9. JimmyPage
    Big Brother

    This is the Home Office, not the government

    The Home Office is a mini state within the UK. Along with the DWP. court orders are advisory and even when they say they will comply, a check a year later finds they haven't.

    Who remembers all that data they illegally collected for years and were told to destroy only to come up with the wonderful excuse "But that's too hard" ?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: This is the Home Office, not the government

      You can change the person in the driving seat, but until the civil service / deep state / blob <delete as appropriate> is flushed away, nothing changes.

      That seems to be what's happening across the pond and I hope, for the rest of us, it's successful.

      1. Anon

        Re: This is the Home Office, not the government

        But on the left side of the pond, the backside of the person in the driving seat is being used for the source of the refill. Why do some people think that is not bad?

      2. Adair Silver badge

        Re: This is the Home Office, not the government

        If you really think that's what's happening over the pond, then I have a lovely conceptual bridge you'll fall over yourself to buy.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: This is the Home Office, not the government

        "You can change the person in the driving seat, but until the civil service / deep state / blob <delete as appropriate> is flushed away, nothing changes."

        Well, in my day job I'm part of that group. It may surprise you to learn that regardless of my personal views, I (and colleagues) work to deliver the will of the secretary of state, no matter how misguided, malformed, or simply stupid their wishes are. If they come up with an idea that's bad and simply won't work, our job is to propose options that will work (even if we still think the outcome is bad). There certainly is inertia in government (as Labour using a Conservative law they voted against shows) but that's not about the establishment, it's because it is what the Labour politicians now want to do.

        A sceptic might argue that this shows how there isn't actually much difference between Lab/Lib/Con, and that's pretty true. But there is your "establishment". Not the blob of the civil service, but in the lightweight, think-a-likes of parliament, where the public are easily distracted by the theatre of differentiation.

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: This is the Home Office, not the government

          "I (and colleagues) work to deliver the will of the secretary of state, no matter how misguided, malformed, or simply stupid their wishes are"

          Th HO's core competence seems to be house training Home Secs (apart from the few that don't need it). So effective was it that one of them wrote an account of it in the Times, quite oblivious of what had really happened to him.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: This is the Home Office, not the government

            "Th HO's core competence seems to be house training Home Secs "

            I don't think that's so much the HO, as the police and security agencies, who continually peddle stories of blood curdling threats to the country, that can only be stopped by ever increasing surveillance powers accompanied by declining transparency and oversight. Given that the police have failed miserably in the war on drugs, have failed to keep on top of shoplifting, failed to control car theft, have failed to properly address crimes by the powerful, and have had a good number of thieves and rapists in their ranks, a bit of common sense ought to tell the Home Secretary that the agencies wanting more powers have yet to demonstrate their fitness to have those powers.

        2. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: This is the Home Office, not the government

          > I (and colleagues) work to deliver the will of the secretary of state, no matter how misguided, malformed, or simply stupid their wishes are.

          I was only following orders.

          Although only orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.”

      4. Jamie Jones Silver badge

        Re: This is the Home Office, not the government

        You really have no clue what's going on in America.. Is this the success you want? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHAq1yP57rk

  10. Conundrum1885

    iCloud Lock

    Seems that even Apple can't fix this if you lose the email or access to it eg for the heinous 'crime' of whatever mail provider inactivating the account after a year.

    I have yet to see any workaround to this, despite certain companies (Cellebritie) claiming to have a fix it seems that this rarely works.

    People have expressed concern that there should really be two *independent* addresses or some other method tied to the original bank account used for the purchase

    so that someone has to prove access on at least two of the three for an unlock.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: iCloud Lock

      Google will lock my account if I try to log in with a VPN 'for my safety' . Yeah, so safe, the account is lost with no way to recover.

      1. Always Right Mostly

        Re: iCloud Lock

        Wait, what? Never done that, not about to test this for myself. Is there any documentation about this on Gmail T&Cs?

        1. Blazde Silver badge

          Re: iCloud Lock

          The T&Cs say they can close your account/takedown your video/do whatever they like if they think you're breached the T&Cs or you're doing something vaguely harmful. If you ask them for any details on this process they'll refuse because it might help others defeat their harm detection processes.

          And because it would reveal those harm detection processes are utterly incompetent, crudely automated, and that nobody at Google cares about that.

      2. Roopee Silver badge
        Facepalm

        Re: iCloud Lock

        Why bother with a VPN if you're actually logging in to Google!

  11. Like a badger

    Amusing

    That the UK government's attempt to make this power grab secretly has been blown by the US press. Does of course show that the Home Office and government ministers are quite simply idiots to think that they could do this quietly. But that's government for you.

    I'm sure it's a breach of the Official Secrets Act, but I'll let you in on the recipe for government in the UK: Take a stupid idea, try and hide it. When it doesn't work, double down on it, because it wasn't the idea was shit, all that's needed is more bureaucracy and more government interference to make things good. When that still doesn't work, don't admit it, don't repeal the crap legislation, just look round for another stupid idea, because all that's important is to offer the appearance of doing something about the issue du jour.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Amusing

      I think the secret policy was leaked by the BBC in the 1970s

      Sir Humphrey: Well, Minister, in practical terms we have the usual six options. One, do nothing. Two, issue a statement deploring the speech. Three, lodge an official protest. Four, cut off aid. Five, break off diplomatic relations; and six, declare war.

  12. Excused Boots Silver badge

    Hypothetically, and of course it’s all speculation up to now but assume it is true and Apple have been ‘ordered’ to do xyz; what happens if they simply ignore the instruction?

    Now honestly, I am a great believer in the ‘rule of law’; but this was always a stupid law that eventually was absolutely going to run into the 'brick wall of reality’!

  13. Captain Hogwash Silver badge

    Remind me. Which side won the Cold War?

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      We've been trying to work that one out for years.

    2. jospanner Silver badge

      The west. The talk about how we’re the side of democracy and freedom and *they* aren’t was always bollocks when you look into what actually went on.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    More Enjoyment (And More Work) For Snoops.......

    Quote: "...Home Office silent on alleged Apple backdoor..."

    So.....all the stuff I send through Apple is triple encrypted BEFORE I send it.....

    You know....Diffie/Hellman, Curve25519, then three passes (with different keys) of chacha20...............

    Ha.....Home Office backdoor.....the snoops get megabytes back from Apple (or Signal, or Telegraph, or Meta.....).....and all they see is......MORE ENCRYPTION!!!

    Enjoy!!!!

    1. Roopee Silver badge
      FAIL

      Re: More Enjoyment (And More Work) For Snoops.......

      Remind me where the setting is to turn that on for iMessage, iCloud Photos etc...

  15. StrangerHereMyself Silver badge

    Rugpull

    I hope Apple suddenly and violently exits the UK market and leaves end-users without support and service just to set an example. No doubt the UK government will fine Apple for "indirectly disclosing its secret marching orders."

    1. Paul Crawford Silver badge
      Devil

      Re: Rugpull

      They should stand up for the very principles they advertise. But then they bent over quite happily for the Chinese state's demands so I would not expect anything profit-risking here.

      1. StrangerHereMyself Silver badge

        Re: Rugpull

        I personally believe Western companies shouldn't be doing business in China and we shouldn't allow China access to our markets.

        The CCP forced Volkswagen to set up factories in the Uighur province to make them (and therefore the entire Western world) accomplices to the human-rights abuses there. IMHO VW should've walked instead of complying, but they didn't. Shareholder value and profits took precedence.

        The same has happened with Apple. Several dissidents were exposed and jailed when the company handed over information related to their iMessage usage.

        1. druck Silver badge

          Re: Rugpull

          VW have form in that area.

      2. stiine Silver badge

        Re: Rugpull

        Thy make their phones in China. How long do you think that would have continued if they were to ahve told the Chinese government to piss off? 30 minutes? 15 minutes?

        1. StrangerHereMyself Silver badge

          Re: Rugpull

          The relationship is mutual. Apple is one of China's largest exporters. Do you really think they'd shut down a company with a trillion dollar revenue just to make a point? Doing so would hurt China just a much as the U.S.

          If one of the dissidents gets the death penalty Apple will have blood on its hands. What's that going to do for Tim Cook's night-rest, eh?

    2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Rugpull

      That would mess up the entire operation of quite some number of schools. Quite a few issue iPads to all students.

      1. Roopee Silver badge
        Childcatcher

        Re: Rugpull

        Not to mention all the politicians who have iPhones...

        Nearest icon to a politician ->

    3. DS999 Silver badge

      Apple would not do that alone

      If they are talking to Apple, that's either just one of the companies they're talking to or the first on the list. It wouldn't do them any good to go after Apple alone with such "requests" while Android and WhatsApp (among others) were still operating as normal.

      They'd have to get them all to comply with whatever laws they want, and if their wants are too extreme then they'll be told no. And you can bet that all the CEOs of affected or potentially affected companies would be talking with each other to put up a united front if the UK's demands were too extreme. So they could say "fuck you" in unison and leave the UK left to decide whether they want the massive blowback from banning all three, or to quietly back down.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Can we please stop being naïve? Not most people on here but the main stream press and stuff.

    "we put funky encryption in place so even we can't access your data"

    Can you reset or access the password on the account or not?

    No matter what funky encryption you tell users you put in place that simple fact means they have access to the data.

    I digress though. This is all for retrospective access they have already had for years and years. Now they can make it legal. Prism would like a word.

    1. Richard 12 Silver badge

      You cannot

      Apple make it very clear when enabling this that if you lose the key, it's gone.

      I dislike Apple for many reasons, but they did this part well.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Tell us you don't understand zero knowledge without actually telling us!

    3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      You think the password is the encryption key?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        What happens when I upgrade my apple device? How on earth do I access my data on my new device? What if I purchase a new apple device? Can I not access my data? Wait a second. What if Apple added a new device? Would that be able to access my data? What if they replaced my biometrics and MFA in the database? They are the admins over the whole system after all.

        Too many people drinking the Apple Koolaid here unless Apple have actually come up with some magical system that even they themselves can't access. Have they perfected the one time pad without the pad?

        Tell me how I am wrong. Tell me how it's completely safe.

        1. gnasher729 Silver badge

          Jesus, moving keys to another device that you buy is a

          Not-very-difficult and long solved mathematical problem.

  17. rob miller
    Black Helicopters

    The scary part

    Is that the Wa Post article says this is actually about Apple’s ‘Advanced Data Protection’, which most people don’t bother to set up. This is apparently what encrypts your iCloud backups, so they are already trawling through your private privates photos.

    1. DS999 Silver badge

      Re: The scary part

      Your iCloud backups are ALWAYS encrypted. What ADP does is it encrypts with a key YOU control. If you don't have ADP enabled your iCloud backups are encrypted with a key that APPLE controls. That means without ADP enabled Apple can (and legally must) respond to a warrant that might say "give us all of rob miller's iCloud photos" and since Apple has the key they can decrypt them to provide your photos to the cops/government. If you have ADP enabled Apple can't access them.

      Now you might ask "if ADP offers better security why not enable it by default?" and the reason is because if you lose access to the key you lose access to those backups - so that if you lost or broke your phone you'd be SOL and have to start from scratch. There are a couple key recovery solutions one where you manage the plaintext key yourself in some manner another where you can designate a trusted person like your spouse as your "recovery contact". But that's all a bit complicated for the typical consumer, and people get upset about losing all their stuff even if you warn them that can happen.

      Now sure Apple probably ALSO didn't want to aggravate the "authorities" like the FBI and so forth in such a direct manner as enabling warrant proof encryption on every iPhone would, even if they decided consumers could handle the downsides of being responsible for their own ability to recover their data if necessary.

      There's another option if you want backups secure from the government - don't use iCloud at all. You can use iTunes on a PC or Mac to backup your iPhone, though that's subject to the same issues as ADP - if you lose those backups or forget the password that in this case is used to encrypt the backup you're SOL.

  18. Omnipresent Silver badge

    I think I'm paranoid

    As an old guy that's been called a paranoid delusional and laughed at for the last 20 years because I refused to use siri, icloud, what ever windowz girlfriend ai was called, one drive, cookies, scripts, and have run several of the more secure browsers at the same time... let me return the favor....

    ahahahahahhaahahhahaaa....

    wow that felt good. Not so paranoid NOW am I?

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Reading more about this, is not just UK users affected

    Apparently the UK governmental machinery is demanding access to *anyone's* iCloud data through this back door. It's not just aimed at UK citizens.

    So some poor granny sitting on a beach 20000 light years away, using their iPhone, is now subject to scrutiny by HM Government.

    Crazy?

    Anonymous because I don't want my front door putting-in at 5am tomorrow morning

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Reading more about this, is not just UK users affected

      Don't bother with the anonymous coward thing. We know it's you, John.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Reading more about this, is not just UK users affected

        Yup, you got me. It's John. Definitely John.

    2. Ball boy Silver badge

      Re: Reading more about this, is not just UK users affected

      One good reason (I use the word 'good' advisedly) for the UK getting access to every iThing account is that it's already perfectly legal for UK spies to go sniffing through the knicker-drawer of anyone who's not a British citizen. Thus, if you're going to force your access into British accounts, it's a no-brainer to make sure you get it for the rest of the world while you're about it.

      Once you have it, fire up a big AI model and point it at Apple's servers. It reports back on anything it decides is worthy of investigation (insert a suitably flexible definition of 'worthy') and then you can figure out which of your friendlies you need to alert: US, Germany, etc. Of course, China can do it now - but only for Chinese data and they're not swapping their findings with anyone: this move is a land-grab that ultimately puts the UK on the map as THE primary source of mined consumer-generated data in the western world. And, as we already know, whoever has the data, has the power.

      Of course, anyone who knows they have to hide their comms. will be looking to double-encrypt, use alternative tech, etc - so the vast majority of crims. they'll catch with this will be the ones who are borderline at best. In the meantime, anyone else better not post or store anything that they would not be happy printing out, self-addressing and flyposting around town.

  20. carl0s

    Just be up front

    I don't understand why they can't be open and honest about this. We know how it goes, thanks to what Snowden revealed. They demand backdoors and at the same time tell the companies they can not reveal that these back doors exist. Just be open and honest for god's sake. If the government believes back doors are needed and legitimate then why not tell the people?

    1. ChoHag Silver badge

      Re: Just be up front

      They have nothing to fear, so they have nothing to ... oh wait...

  21. LateAgain

    What world do our politicians live in?

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Wonderland?

      “Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'

      I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. There goes the shawl again!”

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Wait, THAT'S where the Milliways slogan came from?

  22. Daft Quant

    Who is more stupid? The Home Office or the disgruntled Apple users ?

    The Home office is asking for a back-door to data which has been secured by Apple's encryption. Does this mean that all data on Apple's cloud will be insecure and that big brother could look at anything he wants to? No, of course not. Data will only be insecure if users only rely on Apple's encryption. If users are willing to think outside the Apple ecosystem there is no security issue. If they have data they need to secure on the Apple cloud all they need to do is encrypt it with an alternative encryption scheme that Apple does not control.

    I would imagine most serious criminal would know this. So the government's proposed action is not going to be particularly effective. It will only catch dumb criminals who can't imagine using a product that Apple does not control.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Who is more stupid? The Home Office or the disgruntled Apple users ?

      That one has already been taken care of. In Law, you must give up your encryption key. Not giving it up, or claiming, rightfully or wrongfully, to nor know or remember it is also and offence.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Who is more stupid? The Home Office or the disgruntled Apple users ?

        @John_Brown_(no_body)

        Quote: "....you must give up your encryption key..."

        Really? I've been using Diffie/Hellman (you know.....huge prime numbers or Curve25519)....where the two parties to an encrypted transaction share DH tokens.

        The point is that the ACTUAL encryption key is calculated when needed by the software.....and then thrown away!

        An encryption key only exists in software twice, and then only for a fraction of a second each time.

        The user (the human being) NEVER sees or knows the key!!!!

        Now......in what world can it be "an offense" to fail to disclose something a person has never seen or known?

        1. druck Silver badge

          Re: Who is more stupid? The Home Office or the disgruntled Apple users ?

          The Diffie/Hellman key exchange sets up an encrypted channel used to transfer data from you to the remote server. It does not encrypt the data at rest, for that you need a symmetric key or asymmetric keypair which you retain to able to decrypt the data again at a later date.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Who is more stupid? The Home Office or the disgruntled Apple users ?

            @druck

            You are confused. There are indeed four DH tokens involved in a DH transaction.....but these tokens ARE NOT THE ENCRYPTION KEYS!

            Anyone wanting to decrypt a message will be unable to do anything useful with the DH tokens.

            In fact, knowledge of the DH tokens is also useless in understanding what encryption algorithm has been used......it might be one pass AES, or multiple pass some other algorithm.....Samba, Chacha....

            So.....no knowledge of encryption keys....no knowledge of encryption algorithms.......Good luck to third parties who ONLY KNOW two of the four the DH tokens!!!!!

            1. druck Silver badge

              Re: Who is more stupid? The Home Office or the disgruntled Apple users ?

              You haven't read what I wrote, even slightly.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Who is more stupid? The Home Office or the disgruntled Apple users ?

                @druck

                Quote: "...at rest..."

                Thanks for your reply!!

                Sensible designers would leave the ENCRYPTED MESSAGE "at rest"........at both ends.........

                .....with the plain text message available only on a GUI, when required......and then destroyed.......

                .....and of course snooping would be difficult.....whether in transit or "at rest".......

                .....not least because the encryption keys are a) generated uniquely for each message, and b) only calculated when needed, and c) never stored anywhere.

      2. Daft Quant

        Re: Who is more stupid? The Home Office or the disgruntled Apple users ?

        You are assuming that an investigator can spot an encrypted file. Encrypted files can be hidden as digital noise within larger files where a level of noise is expected. For example, videos of someone's cat.

    2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Who is more stupid? The Home Office or the disgruntled Apple users ?

      "It will only catch dumb criminals who can't imagine using a product that Apple does not control."

      Not quite. The insecurity inherent in any back door makes every innocent users' data accessible to any agency, criminal ot nation state, that finds it. That is what the US discovered only a few weeks ago but what with moving fast and breaking things that lesson has already been forgotten - to the extent that it was ever learned.

    3. gnasher729 Silver badge

      Re: Who is more stupid? The Home Office or the disgruntled Apple users ?

      Can we not call this a back door? Access goes right through the front door.

  23. AceRimmer1980
    WTF?

    xkcd 538

  24. cassandratoday

    All your drive are already beling

    We have to assume the UK sent similar orders to all the major cloud storage companies, that the companies complied, and that all of our cloud drives have been fed into an AI. Best we we can do now is client-side encryption before storing any future files in the cloud.

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    New social media limits government snooping

    Paper + Pencil + Envelope + Stamp

    Write message (young ones might need help). Insert into envelope, address to destination, place stamp and seal. Drop into nearest official receptacle (again, guide the young ones on this, may involve going outside)

    Wait (young ones may not understand this part either)

    If recipient detects that seal is broken, deny all knowledge of message. Otherwise, enjoy your government subversion.

    1. TimMaher Silver badge
      Facepalm

      Re: New social media limits government snooping

      Which is why the, now privatised, Royal Mail is being destroyed.

      And the price of stamps is going up.

  26. Always Right Mostly

    And this is how and why England gave us Orwell.

  27. xyz Silver badge

    Can't be long now before..

    Saving stuff locally is a crime.

  28. steviebuk Silver badge

    more reason

    To self host and if anything is on any cloud then also encrypt it separately. So even when they get round Apples encryption, they need to get round the blowfish encrypted files also.

  29. Will Godfrey Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Possible Apple response

    Inform all UK users their kit will now be bricked. Inform rest of world users that if they take their kit to the UK it will also be bricked.

    I think Apple could afford that - it wouldn't need to last very long. The Home Office would be buried under attacks from a lot of people with huge-mungus financial means.

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Time to use the canary technique again.

    _Either_ Apple ID not required to hand out keys when asked, of they _are_ required to hand them out and not allowed to tell anyone. But the cannot be required to lie.

    So you ask them “do you keep track of keys”. If they answer “no, we don’t” then they don’t. You ask every day. If they answer “no comment” then you know they do.

  31. Gerry 3
    Facepalm

    English as she is spoke...

    >"A secret order to pry open iCloud, sources claim"

    PRISE !

  32. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    In an ideal world, Apple and Google (who must also have the demand) should shutdown service in the UK, leaving a message on user's phones telling them why. That would stop the nonsense within hours. What sort of democracy makes this demand?

    Of course it wont happen.

  33. Dave Null

    TCNs are "secret" in the UK

    hence the WaPo breaking this - whoever leaded it knew that Technical Capability Notices are not discussed in UK media...

  34. JohnMurray

    Oh good

    sp govts whatapp messages will also be readable, hopefully historically

  35. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    DIY encryption

    N'erdowells can still encrypt and send as an attachment. Surely as long as they trust their keychain, all is un-knowable by gov snoops.

  36. Barrie Shepherd

    SO Apples' decision to remove the encryption option from UK IThingy customers is not because they haven't been asked for a snoopers back door by the UK government then?

  37. Vader

    STUPID UK GOVERMENT

    As above.

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