They have to use a combination of "oh boobies" and "think of the children" because the techbros are rather intertwined with the current government.
Plus the demagogues rely upon these networks, they wouldn't like the algorithm quietly tweaked to defavour them.
I think this study is less about the bullshit bingo itself, but far more a genuine confirmation of what we all suspected.
Those that drink the Koolaid, are generally crap at their jobs.
Thanks to its liquid metal poly-alloy construction, it can just re-form itself after that; the silver blobs of melted metal coalesce and run together, the G-1 unit then resuming its remorseless promotional activities without pity or fear.
I had a client's new PA who ranted at me over the phone.
Same as the pirate in the story.
It shows how the background costs must be killing them.
With previous educational promotions you'd go to considerable effort to ensure that the kids you were hooking didn't think about costs
Sales guy came into the engineering office all excited.
"I've sold this MASSIVE system to a new client.
Or simply 'mental age verification' for the politicos...
> It's also the main reason that the only way to get notifications to mobile phone applications is via Apple or Google infrastructure.
This is perhaps the purest distillation of why so many people are frustrated with IPv6 evangelism and how it dismisses their concerns.
It's always DNS...
What, no mention of tariffs on castors?
Perhaps with the price of RAM being what it is, programs could start getting more efficient.
Why does Teams, which I only use for messaging most of the time, take up 2GB?
You are not you is what the resident was told.
But, says the resident, how can you say that I am not me? Easy, our system has determined that you are walking 500 miles away from here and our tracking system still has you at that location.
One common example in the US is that the main train station in New York City would not meet the radiation limits required for a nuclear power plant.
The building is made of granite and so is naturally radioactive to a degree higher than allowed for a nuclear power plant.
Terrible people.
They have treated America so badly.
>> Sir Geoffrey Clifton-Brown
Straight from the archetype bucket.
"To be fair" the postmasters should not have been prosecuted in the first place.
"To be fair" Fudge-it-sue should not have denied that the system could not be wrong in any shape or form.
“In vitro neurons learn and exhibit sentience when embodied in a simulated game-world.”
Making claims like that is likely to bring his University ethics committee down on one, assuming it has one.
You must paint them Green.
Then you can tell everyone that you work at a Green facility!
You could have just saved us all time and said "I don't read books", you know.
"This revised timeline reflects the scale of the change, impacting over 20,000 users, and the need to ensure a safe, stable system with a reliable and accurate payroll, particularly for schools and term-time employees,"
Are they saying that they started the project without the need to ensure a safe, stable system with a reliable and accurate payroll, particularly for schools and term-time employees?
> Or perhaps the company is seeking to take advantage of Windows refugees, offering an escape from Microsoft and its hardware requirements and telemetry gathering.
What could be more familiar than Chrome in an otherwise different operating system?
* widgets sold separately.
Instead of glue and rivets holding major parts together, the Neo relies heavily on screws.
It's quite possible that this is because US oblast administration has sniffed all the glue supplies.
“As a company that has prided itself on creating categories, our AI transformation begins with a focus on customer-centric product strategy to anticipate and fulfill the diverse needs of a large and growing customer base.”
Those words could be rescrambled in almost any order and the sentence would be just as meaningful.
Because you bought a Samsung computer with Windows installed?
If you don't want any Microsoft stuff installed you're gonna have to go Linux*
Too busy turning parts of the Middle East into the moon
Unemployment rates among recent graduates could climb above 30 percent because so many early career routine tasks will be performed by AI agents, ServiceNow CEO Bill McDermott has said.
McDermott also claimed that ServiceNow's AI platform could handle 90 percent of the tasks that humans used to have to in customer service.
It's the UK... they are litres and it's fibre.
"Teper has taken credit for "Creating SharePoint Server,""
That should be grounds for firing followed by a public lynching.
One thing I find odd is the number of times someone takes an existing problem (such as nuclear fusion simulation, for example), then (apparently) just “adds some AI” and the result is immediately “better” (or at least “wow!
It’s AI”)
Does it also mean Apple services can't use you?
Would the world really miss Google, IBM, Microsoft, Oracle and Palantir?
> One of the marks was positioned on an area of the map that corresponds to Minab, where a missle struck a girls' school near a military target, killing more than 160 people.
AI shouldn't be anywhere near targeting decisions and Palantir shouldn't be anywhere near any part of government.
This is exactly the same model of drug dealers use, get the users hooked on cheap/free product then put the slow squeeze on
This is Google the company with dozens of abandoned projects, why is anyone surprised at this?
given that Musk does not himself manufacture any hard-, soft- or other ware, it should be possible to simulate him entirely with AI (or is that what Grok is for?)
Can't the Indians just copy the system used by British Rail?
It appears to have a 100% effectiveness in stopping train-elephant collisions across the entire network
Never thought I'd be saying, "Fire up the DMCA, boys, and take that down ASAP!"
How times have changed.
I must be getting old - all of the greats I studies when I was at university back in the 1980's are finally hitting their STOP instruction.
RIP Prof. C. A. R. Hoare.
No, not that seriously, stupid boy.
"Data centres that don't come with their own power supplies should pay the necessary costs ...
And if they're not prepared to do this, then they're not serious."
My brain went to the unfavourable meaning first.
Just fuck off and take your Edge and AI with you.
Yours with extreme prejudice.
Those panels control the gates, so I'd think it's fairly likely the two are connected.
I was once showing a group of international students around our high performance computing centre at the university.
When we came to the Cray J932, with its impressive large green rectangular power led, and beneath it a red, very well recessed reset button, one of the students asked what would happen if he pressed that button.
'homegrown ceramics'
Britain is always on the lookout for a better teacup.
Cant be used off road.
Cant go up hills.
And that 30% commission has now been normalised across the board so nobody stops to actually think just how much money Apple, Google and all the other App store owners are making in commissions purely for hosting a download.
They could easily reduce it and still make a decent profit, but there's no incentive unless they are forced to.
Even the Big guys can't get this right;
MacOS can't re-install certain versions without hacking around an expired certificate in the low level startup:
Get the fucking machines to talk to each other.
I have years worth of test results scattered across disparate systems completely unavailable outside of the hospital (or even worse department) that took them.
I've seen — and I suspect it's becoming almost standard practice — that the new "AI" gurus (quotes maliciously intended) have basically taken over the organization.
And since the discipline is brand new, many of them lack even the minimum knowledge of well-established security practices.
Don't do e-voting.
Not for anything important.
Excel is involved.
So it is most likely written in C♭ and will also regularly detune on its own and needs severe beatings to re-key at regular intervals.
Trump also ran a campaign on no more wars.
So by the Tango Twat's own performance, expect 500,000 American soldiers in Iran by Christmas.
Recent article from the Financial Times noted that "Lloyds strives to be ‘UK’s biggest fintech’ by selling more customer data".
Today's episode is just Lloyds giving everybody a free sample Shirley.
If only they cared about protecting our data as much as what's in the unreleased Epstein Files.
If you use Copilot Health, by definition you must be ill.
"'Well, I'm the other presenter, and these are the people that were in my audience, but we all would rather hear Linus's talk.'"
I would have loved to have been there to see that!
I will never understand people who publish a hobby OS as closed source.
I don't mean that outrageously, I don't feel bitter about being deprived of the code.
So technically possible then.
I’m sure everyone involved can be trusted not to bend the rules.
Firing 90% of the rocket scientists and replacing them with AI and a couple of interns ?
Blocking devices which exist outside the identified, appified consumer ecosystem is a feature, not a bug.
It's not *YOUR* device.
I did some contracting on one of the remote islands.
We needed a pair of 2Mb lines from BT to a remote site.
“I go up," said the elevator, "or down."
"Good," said Zaphod, "We're going up."
Yet again:
I probably don't care what you're doing with the data if It's handled correctly.
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