* Posts by Dan 55

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UK businesses eye AI as the cheaper, non-whining alternative to actual staff

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Perhaps a more effective way of running a business would be replacing the C-suite with ChatGPT accounts at $200/pcm/ea, keeping the meatbags lower down, and distributing the money saved on salary rises.

It's not just Big Tech: The UK's Online Safety Act applies across the board

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I forgot about them. Probably as good a reason as any to knock them on the head, they're pretty dead.

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"Below-the-line" comments are exempt, but then again have you seen the comments on the Mail, Sun, BBC Speek Yur Brainz, etc...? Perhaps they should be covered after all.

Microsoft, PC makers cut prices of Copilot+ gear in Europe, analyst stats confirm

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I don't know about other businesses but where I'm at the 4-year upgrade cycle has been replaced by "you're only getting one if yours breaks" cycle.

They've only gone and made Doom run in a PDF file

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And you can even rotate PDFs, which Adobe now make you pay a subscription for.

Hulk smash Musk and Zuck! Actor Mark Ruffalo and non-billionaire pals back network tech underpinning Bluesky

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Re: Nobody's mentioning the Mastodon in the room

Yes, the final paragraph out of all of them was about Mastodon.

That still doesn't change the fact that the allegedly already-decentralised ATProtocol is getting more money thrown at it to make it really decentralised this time even though Mastodon is already decentralised. Also it's often said that Mastodon isn't as popular as BlueSky because choosing an instance is too complicated for the average person, yet if BlueSky really does become decentralised it will have exactly the same problem.

So why not just spend a fraction of that money to make Mastodon's UI more familiar and build on the initial work that's already been done to make it easier to choose an instance?

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Meh

Nobody's mentioning the Mastodon in the room

It already does all of this. It's a real decentralised protocol which is in use now, not a protocol that one day would like to grow up and become decentralised.

Just spend a fraction of the money making a UI which looks exactly like Twitter (like BlueSky has) and everyone would flock to it.

Pornhub lockdown and fact-free Zuckbots – welcome to 2025

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Re: I miss the old Register

Bring back the old Register. Tear the tech titans to shreds, but leave the political agenda to others.

Seriously? Nobody remembers Mr. Page's side quests or Worstall's guest spot?

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The quote cited above does not appear in transcripts of the Nuremberg trials because although Goering spoke these words during the course of the proceedings, he did not offer them at his trial. His comments were made privately to Gustave Gilbert, a German-speaking American intelligence officer and psychologist who was granted free access by the Allies to all the prisoners held in the Nuremberg jail. Gilbert kept a journal of his observations of the proceedings and his conversations with the prisoners, which he later published in the book Nuremberg Diary.

Snopes

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WTF?

Re: I find it amusing

People in the US are checking out and disappearing. They don't want anything to do with these people or their cult of personality. I suggest the rest of the world do the same.

The U.S. knows that if you are on line, you will be brain washed, baited, manipulated....

I have tried to parse and reparse this and it fails every time. The only way I can understand it is if there's more than one US, this one and the other one that voted for this lunacy in the first place.

A fine way to lecture the rest of the world...

In AI agent push, Microsoft re-orgs to create 'CoreAI – Platform and Tools' team

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Go

Re: Bullshit overload

I really do hope a critical mass is reached, it all disappears up its own fundament, and then the rest of us can get on with writing software which solves problems.

Celebrating when EVs went to the Moon with a Lego Lunar Roving Vehicle build

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Re: "We asked Lego why it did not create a custom part for the dish"

I have no idea where my old Car Chassis is now, but stop tempting me to find one on ebay.

That said it doesn't have any special pieces so I guess it could be made from other sets.

Is it really the plan to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal? It's been a weird week

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Happy

Re: The unipolar world is officially dead

SMO

Ah, bless.

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Re: The unipolar world is officially dead

And if we are believe Moscow then there are no North Korean fighters used in Russia's invasion of Ukraine because they are certainly not running out of their own to throw in the grinder so why would they ever need North Korean soldiers. So it must just be a couple of lost North Korean tourists that Ukraine found wondering the battlefield.

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Re: The unipolar world is officially dead

We believe the mainstream media because it's not nonsense posted on X and Facebook by a troll farm in St. Petersburg.

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Re: The unipolar world is officially dead

Russia has the GDP of Italy (at least it did before, probably not now) and is running out of weapons:

Russia’s war machine is running on fumes as industry warns of bankruptcies and the Kremlin gets old tanks from movie studio

Luckily for Putler, Trump's going to save his bacon for him before the facades on his Potemkin war fall over and hit the ground, and all the while Trump's thinking that he's gonna to do a huge deal with the bigliest strong man and por ende Trump's also a bigly strong man.

Tongue-zapping spoons, tea-cooling catbots, lazy vacuums and more from CES

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Re: CES: Man's inhumanity writ large

> Luddites might consider just making tea at the desired temperature to begin with.

Even as a devout coffee drinker, I know that isn't possible - tea made at 66 degrees? That can only lead to brown fluid that is everything but drinkable tea!

The Eurostar designers had to work around a 85ºC limit for hot boiling water on the France side, unfortunately how that was done is left to the reader's imagination.

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Re: Fire, retrain, redeploy

Odd how you blame socialism and governments when bullshit jobs are a product of the free market economy.

Court docs allege Meta trained its AI models on contentious trove of maybe-pirated content

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Holmes

Re: Writing stuff down

Or could be because they were WFH. Why, I guess, there's so much pressure to RTO.

Is that a bird’s nest, a wireless broadband base station, or both?

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Joke

Re: Please let me seed this

Birds are drones controlled by the government to make sure you get vaccinated with the billg chip and this is their 5G base station where they recharge and receive instructions.

The icon is necessary these days.

Look for the label: White House rolls out 'Cyber Trust Mark' for smart devices

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Re: Not sure it says much

That's the QR code next to it which will take you to https://secure-connection.cyber-trust.fcc.gov.com.cn/secure.cyber-trust.fcc.gov/secure

Short-lived bling, dumb smart things, and more: The worst in show from CES 2025

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Companies decided to stop making products and start making data slurpers to sell your data to brokers who will then use it for targeted advertising to advertise more data slurpers to you.

Haiku Beta 5 / In tests it's (Fire)foxier / It pleases us well

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Re: It's a nice toy.

A desktop/laptop OS which is fast, understands POSIX, has a classic GUI and isn't a bloated mess or some kind of data-slurping endpoint for a late-stage capitalism business model is surely something to be recommended.

Hopefully it will attract more developers now the version 1.0 finish line is in sight.

Microsoft trims jobs as new year begins

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FAIL

MS strongly suggests employees use Copilot to fill out their performance self-assessment and managers use Copilot to summarise them. The only factor which counts in these Copilot-produced performance reviews is some mystical woo called a "growth mindset".

And that is why Windows 11 is a pile of crap.

Just when you thought terminal emulators couldn't get any better, Ghostty ships

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Re: Wrote one myself once

CoolTerm (cross platform) is also written in BASIC and is what I ended up using when I had to persuade a Mac to connect to a serial device on the USB port.

The BASIC is Xojo, it looks like the old VB6 and VB6 programs can be converted to it.

We did warn you – 2025 may be the year AI bots take over Meta's 'verse

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Facepalm

Dead Internet Theory

Zuckerburg read about it and said "yes, that's a good idea, I'm going to make it happen".

Zuck takes a page from Musk: Meta dumps fact-checkers, loosens speech restrictions

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Re: Freeze Peech.

Please explain, I'm all ears.

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Facts have a well-known liberal bias.

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Re: We need more Bluesky thinking

Dorsey was kicked out/left a while back. He has the same ideas about Freeze Peach as the rest of the untouchable billionaire set so it's for the best.

Also, BlueSky is not really decentralised and Dorsey only wanted to aim for decentralisation in the first place for massive bigly Freeze Peech.

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Devil

If you think this is bad...

... wait until the Mafia boss realises everyone's data has been uploaded to the Mafia state's cloud. AWS, Azure, Google...

Now Trump's import tariffs could raise the cost of a laptop for Americans by 68%

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Re: Is this madness unbounded...?

This is the Mafia boss' opening gambit. Now all US PC brands have to go and kiss the ring, pay for Mafia insurance, and he'll look after them and remove the tariffs.

Apple shrugs off BBC complaint with promise to 'further clarify' AI content

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Meh

Quality control

It's difficult to tell the difference between Apple and MS these days. Both pushing bugged OSes, both take other people's data and transform it into AI slop nonsense, neither care about the end user.

Elon Musk's galactic ego sows chaos in European politics

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Re: Musk uses an AI for his X-account

My thoughts precisely, it's why Grok was trained on posts on X, so he can leave his account on autopilot while he's not controlling it manually to big up Tommy Robinson or call members of the British government pedo guys (he hasn't changed in years).

Either that or he's almost constantly on a ketamine-fuelled 24/7 Xit binge. Which is also a possibility.

3Blue1Brown copyright takedown blunder by AI biz blamed on human error

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Re: 3Blue1Brown?

If you can search for [1] then you can also search for this.

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Re: There are more and more of shit like this

Copyright is a joke on YouTube, and they just don't give a shit.

This is because there are legal penalties for YouTube if something is not taken down, but no penalties if they fuck up apart from their reputation (which they don't give a shit about now due to where they are in the enshittification timeline). This won't change until the law is changed.

DEF CON's hacker-in-chief faces fortune in medical bills after paralyzing neck injury

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"his insurance will only cover the first of three required weeks" of six months

You could make me the head of Google with all the salary that that entails, and the first thing I would do is move the HQ to country where it's as complicated as paying your taxes and getting healthcare when you need it.

Nick Clegg steps down as Meta's top flack in favor of more Trump-friendly candidate

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Re: As much use as a chocolate teapot

I don't think the budget has taxed or offered tax credits for a specific social class in recent history, yet we all know that if social services are cut back or e.g. people on social benefits would have to pay a bedroom tax if it's deemed that they have too many bedrooms, it won't be the monied Tory-voting class that is most affected.

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Re: As much use as a chocolate teapot

Who was most affected by the Tories' austerity measures and who was least affected? Maybe reading the first three paragraphs here might give you a hint if you're unsure.

Do forgive the most affected for complaining, they should be doffing their caps I know.

How a good business deal made us underestimate BASIC

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Re: Anyone who has a blanket rule banning GO TOs...

If only Dijkstra had been so specific.

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Re: English is one of the easiest human languages

Using a bunch of English infinitives for commands in a programming language is easy, as it would be in for any language. Now if we turn to page 437 of the documentation, with its irregular conjugation and phrasal verbs, that could be more challenging for the non-English speaker.

And not even English people can get the pronunciation right - how do you say sudo? It shouldn't rhyme with Nintendo.

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Re: Anyone who has a blanket rule banning GO TOs...

Section 9.6 (goto) of The C++ Programming Language is pretty tame. Are you sure you're not confusing your forrin names?

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Re: Anyone who has a blanket rule banning GO TOs...

I'm absolutely in favour of RAII but I find myself using gotos to jump to the "tidy up and return" code at the end of each function/subroutine in those languages which require you to tidy up resources but don't allow RAII as I've yet to find anything better.

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Re: pot?

Optane was dropped because there was no real reason for it. All it is is a RAM cache on top of storage, perhaps useful for spinning rust but by the time DDR5 and faster SSDs came along there was no point. It required a special CPU and motherboard, it was expensive, and anyone who really needs to access files on SSD at RAM speeds can write their own solution to stream them in.

I mean, if you wanted to only address data on storage by track, sector, and byte offset like some kind of memory map in RAM you could, but there's a reason why everyone uses a filesystem.

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Re: pot? - calling the kettle?

Not many BASICs had a good renumber, either it you couldn't choose a section of program, or it didn't modify the calling GO TOs or GO SUBs, or it didn't check for overlapping, or something got mangled in some other way. It really is a pain in the arse moving the cursor over lines and changing the line numbers to make a copy then deleting the original lines. The antithesis of user friendly.

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Re: pot?

There was a short happy time when MS was forced to open up SMB, so then they went all out on SharePoint, and of course businesses marched from SMB into SharePoint like lemmings. Everything safely locked up once again in the next walled garden.

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Re: Anyone who has a blanket rule banning GO TOs...

Forgot about that, the better BBC and Sinclair BASICs could use an expression but the MS BASICs needed ON n GO TO a, b, c so there were still few suspects for MS BASICs.

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Re: Anyone who has a blanket rule banning GO TOs...

When using GOTO, the destination is unlinked. You look at a line of code (BASIC was a line-oriented language), and you have no idea how you got there.

There are few suspects... either it's the previous line or a GO TO with the line number or label name.

That is also the problem people were addressing when they said "a subroutine must have only one exit point". The confusing practice is not when there are multiple "exit" statements in a subroutine. It's when the exits from a subroutine don't go to a common point on exit

Which is just what good use of a GO TO can do, it can jump to a common exit point for that subroutine which tidies up the heap/closes files/etc... before returning. No need for extra variables to jump out of loops, no need for nested ifs, and no need for elses for each if to clean up in a slightly different way before exiting the subroutine.

SpaceX will try satellite deployment on next Starship test

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Re: I used to care more

I hope it's a resounding success and Musk ends up as captain of the B Ark, er, Starship.

Telemetry data from 800K VW Group EVs exposed online

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Where remediation is pulling the fuse?

25 years on from Y2K, let's all be glad it happened way back then

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Re: HOAX

If I wanted to read nonsense like that I'd go to The Guardian where in the great tradition of the press talking about something they don't quite understand they framed it as a debate by the subheading.