* Posts by Captain Hogwash

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Nanny state discovers Linux, demands it check kids' IDs before booting

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Re: on-device age verification in that there was in the 2000s on computers

I've been using computers since 1979 and never saw that.

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Re: Down the rabbit hole

Programming will be done by government approved AI and generated code will be automatically submitted to another government approved AI for review prior to release to the prompter.

Motorola partners with GrapheneOS for future phones

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Moto of the future and Moto of the past.

Hide from Meta's spyglasses with this new Android app

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Things like this have existed for some time

Have a look on F-Droid.

Hardly anybody bought Samsung's last smartphones for AI. It hopes this year's models change that

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Re: So if the privacy display

As long as data continues to be extracted from the phone via the network this is just pure theatre anyway.

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Re: Uber thankfully have no licence to operate in my area...

Nor in mine but the young people I know will summon them anyway and they'll quite happily come from 30 miles away to service the request.

Break free of Ring's servers, earn a five-figure bounty

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Re: I assume that Ring has been asked ...

My Tapo cameras are blocked from the internet at the firewall. My Frigate installation grabs the rtsp streams and records them, alerts me to intrusions by people, cats, dogs, birds etc. They needed net access for setup but after that just block them. I did use Raspberry Pi cameras initially but they didn't prove robust enough to handle being outside in all weathers.

Scientists show it's possible to solve problems in your dreams by playing the right sounds

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Re: hijacking of an internet-connected device

They don't need to hijack anything. These devices are owned by those who would do this. You just have a licence to use them. It might have already been happening for some time.

Matrix is quietly becoming the chat layer for governments chasing digital sovereignty

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I keep reading that...

people are shutting down Matrix servers all over the place because they are being polluted by CSAM. Apparently it's something to do with the way rooms work by sharing content across servers. Anyone have an up to date take on this problem?

Openreach turns up the heat to force laggards off legacy copper lines

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Re: Your "Ham Radio" is powered by what?

Diesel?

Euro firms must ditch Uncle Sam's clouds and go EU-native

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Re: Russia as heir to the Soviet Union, went home without firing a shot

They were broke. They couldn't afford to stay. Now that they've had a couple of decades of oil and gas revenue...

Cops get more facial recognition vans as UK bets big on AI policing

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Re: Brave New World

This kind of thing was a feature of both novels. I've said it before but I'll say it again, we are living in both visions simultaneously.

If you tow the line and do what you're told then you'll only ever see Brave New world. Step out of line and you'll see 1984.

ICE knocks on ad tech’s data door to see what it knows about you

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Re: unalive

“It’s a beautiful thing, the Destruction of words. Of course the great wastage is in the verbs and adjectives, but there are hundreds of nouns that can be got rid of as well. It isn’t only the synonyms; there are also the antonyms. After all, what justification is there for a word, which is simply the opposite of some other word? A word contains its opposite in itself. Take ‘good,’ for instance. If you have a word like ‘good,’ what need is there for a word like ‘bad’? ‘Ungood’ will do just as well – better, because it’s an exact opposite, which the other is not. Or again, if you want a stronger version of ‘good,’ what sense is there in having a whole string of vague useless words like ‘excellent’ and ‘splendid’ and all the rest of them? ‘Plusgood’ covers the meaning or ‘doubleplusgood’ if you want something stronger still. Of course we use those forms already, but in the final version of Newspeak there’ll be nothing else. In the end the whole notion of goodness and badness will be covered by only six words – in reality, only one word. Don’t you see the beauty of that, Winston? It was B.B.’s idea originally, of course,”- Orwell

AOSP on a diet plan as Google halves Android code drops

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Re: Sovereignty

China would probably prefer that Harmony OS was more widely distributed.

HSBC app takes a dim view of sideloaded Bitwarden installations

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Re: "Potential" Risks

Expect that to soon be seen as a problem, the solution to which is Just In Time bog roll drone delivery for a very reasonable monthly subscription.

Once enough people sign up expect it to be near impossible to buy it in a shop.

BBC tapped to stop Britain being baffled by AI

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Re: Except

Culture exists in high, low and intermediate forms. Ballroom dancing sits somewhere on that continuum. If humans invented, rather than discovered, it then it's culture.

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Re: Except

They didn't detect your VPN and tell you to sling your hook?

Memory is running out, and so are excuses for software bloat

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This argument has been going on for at least the thirty years I've been in the industry. I have to agree with those earlier posters that those who call the shots seem to care about time to market more than anything else. So nothing will change.

Cornish recycling drive sows confusion among Reg Standards Bureau

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Re: flogging overpriced own-brand groceries

Better that than peasants as in days of yore.

From pr0n to playlists and paperclips, trio of breaches spills data of millions

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Re: Boomers think just having to create an account to access a web site is out of hand

So does GenX!

Roomba maker iRobot gets cleaned out in Chapter 11

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They have had for more than a decade.

Denmark takes a Viking swing at VPN-enabled piracy

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What happened to you Denmark?

You used to be cool.

Australia bans teens from social media, but nobody thinks it'll really work

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Re: Great Firewall of Australia

Great Carrier Reef?

Outdated Samsung handset linked to fatal emergency call failure in Australia

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Re: Update

Indeed. Android used to have SIP calling built in.

UK agri dept spent hundreds of millions upgrading to Windows 10 – just in time for end of support

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Linux

Ahem ->

ISPs more likely to throttle netizens who connect through carrier-grade NAT: Cloudflare

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Re: IPv6 solution...

Damn Stonecutters!

VodafoneThree to offshore UK network jobs to India

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Re: What to do??

MVNO

'Keep Android Open' movement fights back against Google sideloading restrictions

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Re: "the next generation of tinkerers, hobbyists and eventually professional coders"

I'm sure they're all hoping that their AI software will obviate the need for such people.

Britain's Ministry of Justice just signed up to ChatGPT Enterprise

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Re: modern-day tulip mania

Worryingly, what made tulips so desirable was a virus.

Clippy rises from the dead in major update to Copilot and its voice interface

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Clippy

Have they done this to undermine Rossman's campaign?

UK.gov vows to hack through regulation to get benefit from AI

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Childcatcher

age classification of videos streamed on demand

Mandated on all devices? Proceed to age verification to watch this video?

AWS outage turned smart homes into dumb boxes – and sysadmins into therapists

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Re: The answer?

Mine runs fine on Proxmox.

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The answer?

HOME ASSISTANT! HOME ASSISTANT! BESPOKE CONFIGURATION DOT YAML FILES!

Mobian makes Debian's latest 'Trixie' release pocket-sized

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"This is a rapidly developing area."

Not rapidly enough. I wish I had time to help.

Literal crossed wires sent cops after innocent neighbors in child abuse case

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Buttle, Tuttle.

UK government says digital ID won't be compulsory – honest

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Re: eliminates the tracking via the mobile phone network

Kind of. What it actually does is prevent the number appearing in the HLR (which is not supposed to be sold but clearly is acquired by tracking companies somehow.)

So, you can give companies you deal with a SIP number to contact you, but they can't use it to determine your location.

Removing the SIM is kind of pointless unless you're happy to only use the phone on wifi. The answer? Port your mobile number to a SIP provider, get another SIM, never tell anyone the new SIM number and never call with it unless the number is hidden. Use the mobile network's data connection for SIP calls when out and about.

Britain's policing minister punts facial recog nationwide

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Re: I think .....

Several options available on that link. Did you mean the V ones? I hope not as that's what I look like.

Many employees are using AI to create 'workslop,' Stanford study says

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Re: So, 95% of firms see no ROI

"Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun." -

C. Montgomery Burns

Digital ID, same place, different time: In this timeline, the result might surprise us

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Re: "how the system will work for those who can't use smartphones"

Assuming you have one. Nothing like that goes on my phone or any other device where I don't have root.

If you can't use AI then it's bye bye, Accenture tells staff

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I'm one such programmer. Copilot produces garbage and so the whole exercise reduces productivity. Presumably I'm not using it correctly and should be dismissed. That's my worry.

UK to roll out mandatory digital ID for right to work by 2029

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Re: held on people's phones...yeah

I wish I could upvote this more than once.

Campaigners urge UK PM Starmer to dump digital ID wheeze before it's announced

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Re: Paying

A fine piece of writing. Have a beer.

Ubuntu users left waiting after Canonical's servers take weekend off

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I've heard good things about Debian.

Google kneecaps indie Android devs, forces them to register

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Mature Linux Phones

can't come soon enough.

The UK Online Safety Act is about censorship, not safety

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Re: "When the databases of the age-verification services get hacked..."

Rhyming slang?

McDonald's not lovin' it when hacker exposes nuggets of rotten security

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Re: How did they not see this coming?

Hamburglar!

Browser wars are back, predicts Palo Alto, thanks to AI

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Re: Booking restaurants????

Or books you into a restaurant when you wanted to stay at home?

Minority Report: Now with more spreadsheets and guesswork

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Precogs

...always were a metaphor for this kind of thing. Surely everyone understood that?

Marc Andreessen wades into the UK's Online Safety Act furor

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Re: adult content that can easily be found on the internet

Such as age verification perhaps?

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Re: The ReJester

Since the union of the crowns, he is a Scottish monarch.

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