* Posts by ChoHag

1550 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Jul 2021

Brilliant backups that kept data alive for ages landed web developer in big trouble

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> it costs nothing to keep an old site alive

Famous last words. This sounds like a "just" as in "I just keep the old site running". The reaction was overboard and it sounds like the suits are lying to cover their ignorance but the old sites should have been made inaccessible.

If you hear yourself or anyone saying a job is "just" a thing, or that something "costs nothing", look for what they've failed to consider.

It's never just.

Horizon redress still a mess, MPs say – and Fujitsu hasn't paid a penny

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I think we reached that point many years ago but I've often said (not in here) that while there is a breaking point, we need to get far, far beyond it before anything actually breaks.

Nobody is going to bring out the guillotines because they've been slightly put out by a pompous official, however unjustly. People are *actually dead* from this scandal, and not only because of age, and yet fundamentally nothing has changed. The bread is very good (well OK this is England: let's just say there's a lot of bread) and the circus is great fun.

Things will appear to be fine on the surface, until one day they're suddenly not. Very, very not.

Inside the datacenter where the day starts with topping up cerebrospinal fluid

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> Will mankind ever learn that there are some things you do not fuck around with?

Hopefully not.

Nanny state discovers Linux, demands it check kids' IDs before booting

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Re: Will the community just lay down and get screwed?

Nobody wants to be the person who's accused of peddling porn to children.

If you've got nothing to hide you've got nothing to ... no wait that's last year's witch hunt.

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The first line of this article is misleading. These new laws don't require kids and teenagers to register before they can use a computer, they require that everybody registers before they can use a computer so that some third party knows if they're a kid or teenager or not.

Polish cops bust alleged teen DDoS kit sellers – youngest just 12

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> No one, not the child, the family, society, benefits from them being dragged through criminal courts.

You're right! Maybe youth should have a special court for ...

> their cases will go to family court rather than the standard criminal courts that typically handle cases involving those aged around 17 and older.

Oh.

Well at least let's not just throw an excessive punishment at them them and instead give them a chance to improve their lives before it's thrown in a box to rot?

> authorities often focus on correction instead of punishment for those aged 13-17

Oh.

Maybe read the article next time.

Norway's Consumer Council takes aim at enshittification

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Re: television was the origin of enshittification

The TV doesn't pause the adverts while you use the time to make a fresh cup of tea.

HR may have to cajole and soothe reluctant employees to get them to use AI

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Re: Clarification needed

> CHROs are advised to focus on supporting

Help

> managers

manglers

> to undertake the organizational change necessary

fire their staff

> to meet the expectations of senior leadership

or they will be fired.

Trump orders purge of 'woke' Anthropic from government

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Re: Kathy Burke said it best...

> whataboutery and not understanding what words mean

Oh I think he understands them very well. Just look at his name.

Slippery as a, well, as an eel.

It's almost a shame that we can't apply icons to others.

Open source devs consider making hogs pay for every download

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If you don't want people to take stuff for free, don't give them free stuff.

It still isn't rocket science.

For the benefit of the slow of thinking who seem to dominate these discussion pages of late, restrictions do not have to involve a firewall or any form of technology, they can just as easily involve words written by a friendly lawyer.

For the even slower of thinking, yes they can. It works for my large corporate employer who go to great lengths to honour such restrictions even though nothing other than the words forces them to.

Nothing requires anyone to give leeches easy access to their work except the for fear that they might not take it.

Denizens of DEF CON are 'fed up with government'

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Re: Benjamin Franklin and human rights

Are you saying that people cannot make mistakes in their life which they later regret?

So everything you ever did was by design and we can hold you at fault for it centuries after your death regardless of how much "truth" you claim to spill?

I think I know why you're so familiar with the term "hypocrite".

Anthropic to Pentagon: Autonomous weapons could hurt US troops and civilians

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Warfighters?

That's the word we're using now?

Burger King turns to AI to flame broil employees who aren't friendly enough

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Re: Guest Experience

Fast food restaurants in England take the American idea of, well, food that's fast and apply it to all the worst elements of British cuisine.

Bcachefs creator insists his custom LLM is female and 'fully conscious'

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Re: Lots of mention about the AI

> And anyway if this AI is really an AGI, fully conscious, how can he keep her as his own slave? Isn't it utterly wrong?

How dare you bring logic into God's house?

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Re: Monkeys

> dined out on how famous it got for the next 45 years so he wouldn't have to do any more work.

Thus proving his own intelligence beyond doubt.

Double win.

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> We just accept that people are capable of thought

Speak for yourself. I have learned not accept this without a LOT of evidence.

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Re: Scary, truly scary

Computer backups can go wrong. Human backups cannot go right.

Intelligence requires a lot more than just fear, not least of which is the adaptability to compensate for missing parts. We are a complex hodge-podge of many different phenomena which computers do not have and will not have for the forseeable future, despite the few that are somewhat similar.

Do try to keep up. Is your intelligence perhaps artificial?

Rogue devs of sideloaded Android apps beg for freedom from Google’s verification regime

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Re: Why not?

It made sense to 12 people so far. Everybody understands washing machines and houses. Nobody cares about "freedom 0" or knows what "sideloading" is and if "device" was common parlance nobody would need to have this discussion. Everybody can be expected to understand what "installing" means in the context of white goods. Software not so much.

Comparing a device that's actually owned by yourself but practically owned by Google to a house that's lived in by you but built by someone who still claims rights over it is something we can all understand. The idea that Apple and Google still own people's devices is an alien concept to most people because most people don't understand computing devices and software but they do understand physical lumps of stuff they can hold in their hand.

An analogy is like using something people do understand to help explain something they don't so yes, there is a need for one. No wait that's exactly what an analogy is.

And the fact that software can be infinitely duplicated is irrelevant in this case, analogy or no. Stop trying to interject GNU into everything. It's like a vegan complaining in a steak bar.

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Re: Why not?

Let's say I want to sell you a washing machine and you want to buy it off me and we've agreed a reasonable price we're both happy with. My old machine, your house. Simple, no?

Except now Google say that we need their permission because their contractors built your house. Oh and I also have to pay them.

Where is the part that's reasonable?

Microsoft gives Windows laggards the 'gift of time' wrapped in licensing fees

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A gift is freely given (the clue is in the name). You do not have to pay for it. If you have to pay for it it's not a gift it's a trade.

UK tech hit by double trouble: Fewer foreign techies amid skills squeeze

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Re: Who wants...?

> Brownshirts don't roam the streets of London looking to handcuff anyone who's brown or doesn't speak perfect English.

Indeed. They are usually in blue.

Korean cops charge teens over bike hire breach that exposed data on 4.62M riders

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FAIL

> The Cyber Investigation Unit of the Seoul Metropolitan Police Agency confirmed the charges on Monday, saying the pair carried out the attack while still in middle school.

So what you're telling me is that your system is so secure that it can be broken into by a pair of bored middle schoolers? And that you have so little shame that rather apologising for protecting your customers with wet tissue paper that you're going to throw a pair of kids under the bus to distract from your grossly negligent incompetence?

Every day in every way, passwords are getting worse and worse

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Passkeys are just passwords that are in a device I don't control instead of a head that I do.

Anthropic: No, absolutely not, you may not use third-party harnesses with Claude subs

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> You may not ... access the Services through automated or non-human means, whether through a bot, script, or otherwise

Only humans may use the robot? Is not the robot's purpose to mimic and replace humans?

Sauce for the goose?

EFF policy says bots can code but humans must write the docs

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Re: Sic

Spelling is nothing more than a conspiracy of publishers to sell dictionaries.

Texas sues TP-Link over China links and security vulnerabilities

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> There really isn't any way to make a electronic device these days without the majority of the components being manufactured in China.

Sure there is. Just tax all your citizens who buy their stuff from China so much that the manufacturers will rush over to your country to continue to sell their tat to your citizens who no longer have any spare cash because you just taxed it all away.

Oh wait...

Copilot spills the beans, summarizing emails it's not supposed to read

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Re: That's why we use Copilot

> Industry-standard enterprise security.

Well? It is.

You can jailbreak an F-35 just like an iPhone, says Dutch defense chief

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Re: Needs to go back to the manufacturer I'm afraid.

They have these things called "soldiers". Some of them are good at shooting, some of them are good at thinking, and some of them know which end a spanner to point at the enemy.

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Re: You'd like to think

> You can't fight a war on 30 hours.

At 10 hours a day you should be able to squeeze it in. Just ask Russia.

China remains embedded in US energy networks 'for the purpose of taking it down'

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This is a huge problem. It can be solved in one of two ways: secure the systems so that China et al are kicked out and can never get back in. This is easy, will take 3 to 4 years at most and requires only paying the people who can do it what they're worth, and that is why it will never happen. The other alternative is to never get into a fight with China.

It's MAD I tell you.

Oracle vows 'new era' for MySQL as users sharpen their forks

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Re: MariaDB

I think the elephant in the room is it's just a matter of branding.

Open source registries don't have enough money to implement basic security

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How about open sores steps up and provides the people and bloated corporations (but I repeat myself...) who are using the free software (which, you will recall, is provided "AS IS" AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED) with all the security guarantees and massively online mirrors they're paying for? It's only fair.

Why AI writing is so generic, boring, and dangerous: Semantic ablation

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Re: Ciccia

> neither do I care for obscurantism, particularly when it leaves ill-defined foreign words untranslated, presumably owing to the impossibility of translating them

Zat was ze joke.

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Re: where are we headed to?

> knowing this is the state of the art of human research endeavours

Well they'd certainly like you to think that.

If Microsoft made a car... what would it be?

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Re: Linux cars...

> (I don't much like Apple but an iCar would probably deliver few surprises and its passengers to their destination.)

Only when you're not driving it wrong.

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> O'Leary-Kitt: That'll be twenty-five Euros please.

I once got the better of their luggage charge. I was waiting with another person who also hadn't seen the "we charge for this thing no other airline does or has ever charged for" sign (yes it was a long time ago) that they they keep in the back of the leopard room. Then the payment computer broke down and they couldn't take payment but also couldn't deny us boarding and, natch!, nobody has those mechanical credit card readers any more!

That was the first, and last, time I ever used that airline.

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It's called hyperbole, you're not supposed to take it literally. No I have never had Word convert everything to windings, yes I have had to learn some very arcane procedures and follow them precisely in order to get around the lack of WordPerfect's show codes feature and Word's consequently ¡Fun!, in the dwarven sense, approach to formatting.

Also I don't recall whether I first used Word in DOS or Windows 3.11 but either way my experience with it trumps yours by a handful of years. Because that matters. So nuhhh so my YES IT DOES beats your NEVER.

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Re: Diesel gate era VW

Hey! It's 20 and I saved it FROM the scrap heap.

Still refuses to die.

30+ Chrome extensions disguised as AI chatbots steal users' API keys, emails, other sensitive data

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So how's that "we have to force users to install only from our app store for their own safety because we vet the code for malicious content" working out for you?

Were telcos tipped off to *that* ancient Telnet bug? Cyber pros say the signs stack up

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Bad sysadmins and security charlatans use telnet[d] all the time.

FTFY.

I use the telnet client, sure, for things other than logging into a remote shell. I haven't used the telnet server since 1999.

Don't paint us all with your filthy brush.

Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers

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I think (not a biologist) that it's oestrous that determines the reproduction cycle rate and sperm is more ... opportunistic. Since it was the female swine driving this and they'd become used to the comfort and safety of domestication, mother nature was happy to take advantage of it if it meant more kids.

Wait aren't kids what goats make?

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Re: Nuclear Powered Bacon!

I think he's just telling porkies.

Legacy systems blamed as ministers promise no repeat of Afghan breach

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> The same qualities are also needed to use Excel safely as a database

Ah but those qualities aren't required to use Excel and those qualities are expensive.

And it's not like it's a matter of life and death.

Doctors told to give Palantir's NHS data platform the cold shoulder

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Re: How utterly naive

But that data's mine!

The Linux mid-life crisis that's an opportunity for Tux-led transformation

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Re: They can do that because they subverted Free Software

> The problem with FOSS is ...

Mostly ego and the idea that if a developer sucks (uninvited) on the corporate teat lavishly enough it might spew out some cash.

It won't, but it's also not going to stop any moron from suckling until it climaxes.

Your boos mean nothing I've seen what makes you cheer.

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Re: They can do that because they subverted Free Software

> your fown [sic] can remain free (as in speech) forever

I don't see anybody making the contents of my ~/src directory unfree any time soon.

Ballmer was right about one thing: The GPL is a cancer and that's both why clang/llvm exists and why it's 1000 times better than gcc (actually that's unfair, gcc is also terrible because it comes from GNU).

If people don't want others using the software they give away for free with no strings attached they should attach some strings. Open sores developers offering their work for free and then complaining (loudly!) when people take them up on their offer sound like petulant spoiled children.

Discord to start assuming all users are underage unless they prove otherwise

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Re: Get each user to talk into their mic for 5 seconds.

> Whats the upshot? Any swearing gets censored?

Teenage boys don't have to see boobs if they don't want to.

Yeah I know.

Supermarket sorry after facial recognition alert flags right criminal, wrong customer

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Re: "Papiere, Bitte!"

There are places that sell goods and services which aren't supermarkets.

If you insist on giving your money to arseholes, you're going to have to deal with arseholes.

Sudo maintainer, handling utility for more than 30 years, is looking for support

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Re: A reminder

I have no problem with people doing this. If people thought before they blindly execute commands that obtain superuser privileges my corporate overlords wouldn't need to pay me ridiculous sums of money to fix the mess it caused.

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Re: superpowers not superuser

> these days sudo is more often used to confer only a limited set of magic privileges, for example to gain admin privilege for a particular service.

That was the plan but the documentation for its configuration begins with the immortal phrase "The sudoers file grammar will be described below in Extended Backus-Naur Form (EBNF). Don't despair if you are unfamiliar with EBNF; it is fairly simple" and so its contents are only ever "root ALL=(ALL:ALL) ALL"* so that users can type in "sudo su".

* Quick quiz, from memory only: what does each of those ALLs do?