* Posts by captain veg

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Microsoft adds another problem to the Windows 11 24H2 naughty list

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So don't do it then.

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Contrary to some, traceroute is very real – I should know, I helped make it work

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Re: One of my favotire tools

Favoutyre.

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Digital Isle of Man: For all your connected tax haven needs?

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dodgy offshore jurisdiction

> The island has been the home base of several companies in the online gambling business, including Microgaming and Pokerstars.

Ah. So perfectly trustworthy.

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Tesla sued over alleged Autopilot fail in yet another fatal accident

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driver aids

I'm getting to the point where I resent self-cancelling indicators. I'm perfectly capable of cancelling them myself, thank you, and I will do so at the appropriate time, not merely when it's mechanically feasible.

Self-driving cars look like some kind of product liability hell to me. For my own personal circumstances right now, I really don't get the point.

I've hired cars that tried their best to do driving stuff on their own, universally in a manner best described as utter crap.

Lane-(something)-detection. Feels like the steering wheel is falling off. Can't imagine why anyone might think that a good idea.

Automatic main/dip switching. Just rubbish. Never had so many oncoming drivers flash me.

Automatic handbrake engagement. Found myself in a snow-covered car park. The handbrake, operating on the rear wheels, refused to disengage because the rear wheels weren't turning, but sliding on the snow. Front wheels, driven, spun like mad because the handbrake on the rears wouldn't release.

I can operate the steering wheel, accelerator and brake perfectly well unaided, thanks. If you really have to do something then I am capable of ignoring your misguided recommendation to labour the engine by changing up too early.

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AMD secure VM tech undone by DRAM meddling

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From the article:

commonly used by cloud service providers to ensure that those with access to datacenter hardware cannot siphon secrets from tenant virtual machines

The answer, to state the bleedin' obvious, is simply not putting sensitive stuff in the cloud, also known as someone else's servers.

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Microsoft hijacks keyboard shortcut to bring Copilot to your attention

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Re: They've not even updated their own documentation

That same source indicates that Win+Spacebar is not currently used by anything. Why not grab that instead?

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Windows 11 24H2 strikes again – Outlook might not start with Google Workspace Sync running

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corporate stupidity

My employers for several years foisted Lotus Notes on us as an email system.

Notes was remarkable for many reasons, none of which were its suitability as an email system.

It was replaced by Exchange and Outlook. These are, astonishingly, even worse.

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the new old thing

I don't need anything "new" from Outlook. I need it to act like an email client. In particular I need it to:

* At least allow the possibility of plain text by default, and to render it appropriately using a monospaced face.

* Let me easily see the full original source text of incoming messages.

* Properly quote, godammit! I never used ccMail and don't want its pre-internet conventions over RFC-formalised norms.

Until we're anywhere close to that I shall seek and use alternatives wherever possible.

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Mr Intel leaving Intel is not a great sign... for Intel

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Re: "it was a very bad fit for investors"

Indeed. So called "investing" in shares is simply buying a piece of the company, for better or worse, in the hope of the former.

Real investors fund innovation.

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Re: Replicant Gelsinger

> Does anyone else feel like NVidia is heading towards a Pentium 4 or AMD Bulldozer type moment?

[Touches toasty-warm power supply brick and keyboard deck.]

Yep.

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Re: Replicant Gelsinger

Intel graphics were never any kind of competitor for dedicated adaptors from either nVidia or ATI/AMD. They didn't need to be. For non-gamers, simply being Linux-friendly was enough.

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Microsoft rolls out Recall for Intel, AMD-based Copilot+ PCs

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Re: So more and more PC's...

Hmm. Haven't tried it, but presumably you end up with a bricked PC. Which might be more productive that Windows 11, but less useful than inserting a bootable medium containing something like Linux Mint and rebooting (and doing whatever is required by your firmware to get the machine to boot off the medium).

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er, what?

'Microsoft said: "With the AI capabilities of Copilot+ PCs, it's now possible to quickly find and get back to apps, website, image, or document just by describing its content."'

Some kind of grammar failure there. Was it written by a human?

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Raspberry Pi 500 and monitor arrive in time for Christmas

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Re: "Couldl it run Windows?"

To fuck off HP and Dell?

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Re: Keyboard layout

That was supposed to be O.J. Simpson's email address. Slash slash backslash escape.

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AI Jesus is ready to dispense advice from a booth in historic Swiss church

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AI Jesus (or is that JAIsus?)

Depends, If you are Oirish, and have just been startled, then possibly.

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Arm lays down the law with a blueprint to challenge x86's PC dominance

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Compliance

The article mentions this word three times, each of which made me shiver.

Could we perhaps return to the less loaded word "compatibility"?

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Public developer spats put bcachefs at risk in Linux

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user friendly

As a CS student in the mid-eighties, I spent an awful lot of time writing code on dumb terminals. Our main weapons were line editors.

One of my near-contemporaries (actually a year ahead) created a screen editor named EDT, modeled, I understand, on a DEC program of the same name. We weren't using DEC machines, so this was some feat.

Word got around pretty quickly that EDT let you do weird and wonderful things like seeing your entire source code file through a scrolling viewport and navigating it using the arrow keys on our dumb terminals. Just so long as it wasn't a teletype. There were still quite a few of those around. I dare say that the program was closely tied to the particular dumb terminals that we actually had on campus.

Then we were let loose on Unix, and someone got Emacs working on it. This was almost as obvious to use as EDT but programmable! About that time I splashed out on a DOS PC, and was extremely pleased to discover that you could run Emacs on that too. Add in a 300 baud modem and suddenly I didn't even need to visit the terminal room on campus.

So, I have good memories of Emacs. Haven't actually used it in nearly 40 years.

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Microsoft flashes Win10 users with more full-screen ads for Windows 11

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Monopoly abuse

Clearly Microsoft has an unfair monopoly on inserting unwanted, intrusive and annoying ads directly into the Microsoft operating system.

They ought to be forced to open up this lucrative ad market to all comers who are prepared to pay a fair price.

Oh, hold on... didn't we pay for this Microsoft operating system in the first instance, probably as an unwitting surcharge on the hardware price?

As you were.

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BASIC co-creator Thomas Kurtz hits END at 96

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the screen grab illustrating this article

That takes me back. Remember DATA statements? MAT READ?!!!

I freely admit to having initially struggled to get to grips with file IO when starting with Pascal. But really, what the EFFing EFF was DATA doing in any kind of program listing?

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Data is the new uranium – incredibly powerful and amazingly dangerous

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Nothing to hide

I have no principled objection to, say, the recording of the fact that I ran over a pressure strip on a road near my home in the pursuit of analysing traffic patterns.

I have every objection to the photographic recording of my mug whilst I did so on my bicycle. Or of my number plate whilst motorised.

There's data, and there's PII. The latter needs regulating to within a millimetre of its life.

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Database warhorse SQL Server 2025 goes all-in on AI

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'If SQL Server 2022 was all about making everything "Azure-enabled," SQL Server 2025 reflects Microsoft's obsession with AI.'

This will be why most of us are (a) still on 2016, and (b) looking at the likes of PostgreSQL.

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Nvidia's latest Blackwell boards pack 4 GPUs, 2 Grace CPUs, and suck down 5.4 kW

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suck down 5.4 kW

That's very close to the maximum that I'm allowed to take out of the grid on my current tariff.

Well, if it heats the house as well....

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Photoshop FOSS alternative GNU Image Manipulation Program 3.0 nearly here

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Re: I can't disagree more about CSD

There are dedicated graphics chips coming which will offer a bitmapped matrix of 256x192, though only in 8x8 byte cells of background and foreground colour. Astonishingly there will be hardware sprites including collision detection.

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Re: call to commentards

Wait... there's a right end to a pencil?

As it happens I sometimes relate my inability to create pleasing graphical representations to the fact that I can't even draw a straight line using a ruler.

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Re: call to commentards

A confession: I also can't quite get my head around Inkscape. I think I need some kind of tutorial on the notion of layers first.

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call to commentards

Apparently there are people out there that use Gimp to do useful stuff. How did you find out how to use it?

I tried GIMPShop some years ago simply because you could follow Photoshop tutorials, which are easily findable.

In case it's not obvious, I'm not a graphic designer. Pinta is nearer my level, to be honest.

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EU irate about geo-locked Apple IDs

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Dunno where they get their geolocation, but the Grauniad insists on "helpfully" serving me weather forecasts for some random mountain in the Alps or Cote d'Azur when actually I live in the Paris region.

The worst of it is that they likely pay for that "information".

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Re: untrue

> Try living in France

I do.

> there is a conscious shift to interfacing with the unwashed primarily through apps for healthcare, banking, council and government. You don't "have" to use the apps, but your life becomes an order of magnitude more complex if you don't. Especially as an expat.

Haven't noticed that, and I don't know what you mean by "especially as an expat".

> And you know full well what "needless" bureaucracy is, and what "necessary" means in this context. Facetiousness is unbecoming.

No idea what your're talking about. No one who knows me has ever accused me of being facetious.

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Re: untrue

Hello downvoter. That was a statement of fact. You can disapprove of facts, if you like, but it doesn't change them.

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Re: untrue

I certainly do.

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The tyre walls are made of much the same material as bullet-proof vests, A bit of scuffing is really not going to change much.

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Re: untrue

I'm pretty sure that fighting "needless" bureaucracy (whatever that is) and having every government interaction take 100 times longer than "necessary" (whatever that means) have absolutely nothing to do with use, or otherwise, of any kind of app.

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2016 all over again

There is a big difference between a single market and a free trade agreement. Why is anyone surprised when EU officials point this out?

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> the US rights holder can just say "OK, EU population is 7x that of France, you can have EU-wide rights for $7x million", which Canal+ would never accept.

Quite apart from single market regulation, contracts work by negotiation and agreement. Canal+ is big enough to offer one or two fingers to such a stupid proposition.

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I assume that you consider this a bad thing. If so, I suggest you re-read the article.

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Gosh.

There are countries that don't have Irish bars?

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Cats nearly always have multiple names depending on...

... who's feeding them that day.

Alive, dead, or just missing? Depends who you ask.

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Microsoft Exchange update fixes security flaws, breaks other stuff

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Re: Utterly ridiculous

Outlook is fine. As a vector for shovelling useless corporate shit in my face it is unrivalled.

If only they would stop pretending that it is also an email system then I could safely ignore it.

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Re: Duh

Congratulations, genuinely, for knowing the difference between "your" and "you're".

Alas...

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Re: Duh

Used to get this all the time. Forward a spam email to the sending IP's abuse role account only for it to be bounced back as suspected spam. Well, der.

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Re: (Changing the) Channels

Fixing valve sets was dead easy. Whichever valve didn't glow was kaput and needed replacement. A mate rescued a very nice 26" (i.e. HUGE for the time) Tannoy set from a skip doing just this.

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Re: Channels

We used to literally turn the telly over.

Figuratively.

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All bark, no bite? Musk's DOGE unlikely to have any real power

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Re: I have a question

> his cherished personal free speech platform

Amusing, isn't it, that the "free speech absolutist" charges money for a blue tick. Apparently free speech has a price.

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Re: Dodgy

> Or “doosh”

This is something I've never understood. Why is the French word for a shower pejorative in American English?

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Fedora 41: A vast assortment, but there's something for everyone

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If I ruled the world...

Everyone should have at minimum a 4K monitor. I got one when lockdown and work-from-home were mandated and, frankly, there's no going back.

That first Covid-induced purcahase was of 28" diagonal, making the pixels a bit small for my near-pensionable eyes. Upon return-to-office I demanded* a 32-inch 4K screen. It's quite usable.

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* If you work with designers who habitually use Figma, as I do, then maximal screen estate becomes essential rather than just nice to have. TBH an even bigger screen with even more pixels would be much better.

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You're welcome

For some reason I'm put in mind of this.

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"Had it been up to us, we'd have smuggled in a switch of family and desktop names, to give the splendid Atomic Budgie."

Some oblique reference to budgie smugglers? Hope you won that bet.

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Apple drops soldered storage for 2024 Mac Mini

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Re: Sympathy void

I bought an M1 Mac mini because it seemed a really nice trade off between price and computing power.

I had to double up my usual RAM expectation for future proofing, which cost quite a lot more than a subsequent upgrade probably would have for a non-Apple device. Nonetheless it was, and is, pretty wonderful.

And yet I hardly ever use it. Commodity PC hardware isn't as good, but it is good enough. I run Windows 10 in a VM, on top of Linux on vanilla x86, perfectly well.

Doesn't bode well for Windows 11.

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Re: Power on the bottom

I once boarded a European short-haul flight and was seated next to a Mac-wielding American youth who insisted on interacting with the lappie right up until the moment that the cabin crew demanded the switching off of portable devices. At which point he simply closed the lid.

I pointed out that this was not, in fact, switching it off.

Incomprehension followed.

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