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Japan's digital minister, Taro Kono, confirmed that the Japanese government has finally rid itself of floppy disks. "We have won the war on floppy disks on June 28!" digital minister Taro Kono told Reuters on Wednesday. Kono pledged in 2022 to eliminate law requiring floppy disks and CD-ROMs when sending data to the Japanese …

  1. Neil Barnes Silver badge
    Childcatcher

    children speculating

    Bugger. Now I feel old!

    1. wolfetone Silver badge

      Re: children speculating

      Years ago I was subjected to watching a home video belonging to my wife. It's a bit tiresome really. It always is.

      But the highlight was what happened afterwards. It was recorded over an episode of Stars In Their Eyes! My sister-in-law at the time was about 15 and had no idea what was going on. People going on the TV and pretending to sing as someone else. Then the method of voting, having people in the crowd press a button on a box! What sorcery is this?! "Why didn't they use phones?" - well they did for the Grand Final and that was the only time you would ever call in to vote. It's mad saying that now, I suppose it's mad hearing it too, but to do such a thing back then was difficult and expensive.

      Then what happens? It finishes. What's on next? "Beaches". But what's that 888 at the top of the screen? Then having to explain to the 15 year old what Teletext was and what deaf people had to do to get subtitles. If they worked.

      I felt old then, I feel older now. I miss Stars In Their Eyes.

      1. heyrick Silver badge

        Re: children speculating

        As a hearing person who frequently used 888 for subs to understand what was being said in amongst the mumbling and background noise (something that is so much worse these days), the few times I actually make subs for my YouTube videos, I denote their presence with a little "888" on the upper corner of the screen for a few seconds.

      2. Zippy´s Sausage Factory

        Re: children speculating

        I miss teletext. Still exists in some countries, though just not in the UK.

        1. John Miles

          Re: children speculating

          On a BBC TV channel press the text button, assuming TV has one, and the digital version of teletext will appear - it usually has weather and headlines (much slimmer than past though) - they were going to get rid of it as a cost saving but people complained (people not on internet who relied on it) and the actual Teletext style bits didn't really cost them much, the extra Red Button broadcast streams did disappear

        2. Terry 6 Silver badge

          Re: children speculating

          It had simplicity and brevity.

          Two items I miss.

        3. RAMChYLD Bronze badge

          Re: children speculating

          I think it does.

          Try tuning in to a BBC channel on Freeview and pressing the red button. I think that brings up Teletext.

          Not in the UK tho, so not really sure.

          1. William Towle

            Re: children speculating

            > Try tuning in to a BBC channel on Freeview and pressing the red button. I think that brings up Teletext.

            It does indeed, I did so during the tennis the other day.

            I was curious as to whether it would go to Freeview 601 for other match(es)/camera angles or do something else (and found an explicit channel change was necessary).

        4. JamesTGrant Bronze badge

          Re: children speculating

          Hand decoding hamming-coded Teletext waveform is not something I’ll (probably) ever have to do again. Last time I did it I printed out the waveform on several sheets of paper cut into strips and taped together. I remember the ‘artwork’ - and the achievement of getting an antique printer working with a Techtronic VM700A.

          I can’t help thinking that the pace of work even 17years ago was MUCH slower and more measured. For example, keeping your ringbinders up to date with the latest spec revisions seems so quaint.

          1. STOP_FORTH Silver badge
            Headmaster

            Re: children speculating

            Now be fair. Most of the data is just seven bits with negative parity. Only the important bits are Hamming encoded.

        5. ravenviz Silver badge

          Re: children speculating

          Re: missing teletext

          I sometimes put the weather on with BBC red button for a sense of nostalgia.

  2. Rafael #872397
    Boffin

    The next....

    Kono declaring victory over the retro squares comes as rumors swirl that he fancies himself the next president, -- shirley you mean Prime Minister?

    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

      Re: The next....

      Perhaps he's angling for promotion to Emperor?

      Minister of tech - so he can build the new Imperial Battle Station (that's no moon!). If he can also fire lighting out of his fingers - then the job's his!

    2. alain williams Silver badge

      Re: The next....

      How about the UK parliament not writing all laws on vellum. OK: they need an open specification file format, simple PDF or simple HTML would be OK. Files in these formats can be simply copied to what ever is the data storage medium du jour.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: The next....

        "Files in these formats can be simply copied to what ever is the data storage medium du jour."

        That seems like an awful faff. Vellum doesn't need to be copied and has proven itself to be a very long lasting medium. OTOH the mylar drafting film we used to draw pollen diagrams on is probably equally long lasting and maybe more durable still. Cut into A4 and whatever's needed could be printed on it. The only worrying thing would the how long the ink would stick.

        Seriously, long term digital storage is an unproven matter. Not only does the medium have to survive and remain current,* so does the file format. It's possible to visualise someone copying hundreds of files every 10 years or so for 300 years and then it being discovered that the format has been out of use for so long that there's no software to make sense of it. "Yes, we still have the PDF documentation available but it's a PDF document..."

        * Domesday book from 1086 is still extant** - the Beeb's Domesday videodisc project of 1986 not so much.

        ** It still has a format problem in that C11th script isn't that easy to read.

        1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

          Re: The next....

          ** It still has a format problem in that C11th script isn't that easy to read.

          And the spelling correction was, um, irregular.

        2. Herring` Silver badge

          Re: The next....

          In a few years, all file formats will be proprietary. To use them you have to be renting the software that connects to the vendor's cloud. Reverse engineering the format will be illegal. When the vendor goes bust, all that data will be lost. Like tears ... in the rain.

          1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

            Re: The next....

            But by then we will also have privatised parliament so reading the old laws without a license will be illegal

            1. Herring` Silver badge

              Re: The next....

              I thought politics was sold to the private sector decades ago. Do we think that the massive donations from the rich are just because they "thought it would be nice"?

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: The next....

                I didn't think they give away free money because it would be nice, but because they feel this inner urge to give back to the country and people and stuff, no?

        3. Old Used Programmer

          Re: The next....

          Rather a long time ago, I was working on a project to collect data to enable the company to do longitudinal studies of health safety of their workforce. The intent was to hold the data for life-of-emplyment plus 50 years. At the time, I pointed out that they were talking about holding data, at a minimum, twice as long as commercial computers had been available. So I asked what data media they were planning to store this data on?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: The next....

            Did they answer "these newfangled" zip disks? I have some boxes of it I'd love to sell.

        4. Terry 6 Silver badge

          Re: The next....

          Likewise, acording to Mary Beard, early Latin is practically impossible to understand to even the best Latin scholars.

          1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

            Re: The next....

            >early Latin is practically impossible to understand

            Surely there's an Emacs mode for it ?

            1. jake Silver badge

              Re: The next....

              EMACS is the wrong religion for Church Latin.

          2. jake Silver badge

            Re: The next....

            That would depend entirely on what she means by "early", as it's "a somewhat vague term" (as Charles E. Bennett put it in the late 1800s).

          3. Bebu
            Headmaster

            Re: The next....

            Likewise, acording to Mary Beard, early Latin is practically impossible to understand to even the best Latin scholars.

            I was thinking this was from a author of slightly erotic bodice rippers, but searching for Mary Beard I found that she is rather the full bottle on the Late Republic (when they were presumably still speaking early Latin.) I had unfortunately confused this eminent scholar with the late Barbara Cartland who presumably wasn't a great classicist but one never can tell as Dorothy Sayers was a very successful crime writer as well as a scholar.

        5. Alan Brown Silver badge

          Re: The next....

          "Seriously, long term digital storage is an unproven matter"

          One must assume the storage is ephemeral and ensure the data can be migrated to new media. Formatting is always an issue even if open

        6. Teal Bee

          Re: The next....

          >the Beeb's Domesday videodisc project of 1986 not so much

          I have used the Domesday videodisc this year.

          Making a faithful copy of the disc and writing an accurate emulator for the computer should still be feasible for those skilled in the art.

      2. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

        Re: The next....

        alain williams,

        The UK Parliament no longer does print onto vellum. We stopped a few years ago.

        I remember seeing a bit of a BBC documentary on the HoC - and the Serjeant at Arms at the time didn't like killing animals in order to write laws. I think he also sold it on the grounds that it would save money. Sarjeant at Arms is in charge of security, but also other things - as well as wandering round with the mace during state openings.

        I think somebody developed a super long-lasting paper for nuclear waste storage sites - which is supposed to last for thousands of years, and so Parliament were able to switch over to that.

        1. that one in the corner Silver badge

          Re: The next....

          > super long-lasting paper for nuclear waste storage sites - which is supposed to last for thousands of years, and so Parliament were able to switch over to that.

          Ah, yes - "supposed" to last, as opposed to having been *demonstrated* to last.

          Still, clever move: if it all goes titsup the name of the SaA will have been lost (as the move to Miracle Paper will be about the first thing recorded on it) whilst if it works, his name will live on.

          Cue dozens of politicians suggesting the move to Everlasto, NevaFade et al in hopes of achieving at least a minor place in history (or, ahem, not having the faintest idea why the formal record of their failed laws has seemingly vanished; stroke of luck that LemonJusInko faded like that)

          1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

            Re: The next....

            If I recall correctly, there's an excellent book concerning the permanence of various inks written by a C19th US secretary of [something]. He was concerned even then that the inks used for official documents were fading in a matter of decades or even years. I think I came across it on Gutenberg, but a quick search reveals only 'The History of Ink' which covers similar material but is by an ink manufacturer in the same time frame.

            There are very very few recording technologies proven to last for long times. And the longer it lasts, the bulkier and more inconvenient to store... baked ceramic tablets seem to work well, if you happen to be able to read the various cuneiform scripts...

            1. Bebu
              Windows

              Re: The next....

              the inks used for official documents were fading in a matter of decades or even years.

              Oak gall inks would probably last a bit longer but you might have to use a goose quill as this ink apparently clogs fountain pens.

              Goose quills can be still purchased on the internet (appears anglers also use the feathers to make flies) but you will likely also require a pen knife to sharpen your quill.

              Vellum or generally parchment, goose quills and oak gore ink - the proper way to record matters of importance. :)

              Not sure that this commons' official wasn't a few sheep short in the top paddock.

              By the time the skin was to be made into vellum the animal definitely hadn't any further use for it. The skin's owner has long become veal or lamb chops before the vellum maker gets hold of it.

              Make more sense for the MPs to refrain from consuming dairy producfs or lamb meats.

              1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

                Re: The next....

                >Vellum or generally parchment, goose quills and oak gore ink - the proper way to record matters of importance. :)

                My complaints to Ebay are written on clay tablets - we'll see what that Babylonian seller says about sending me fake copper

              2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

                Re: The next....

                "Oak gall inks would probably last a bit longer"

                They can fade quite badly. Indian ink (carbon black) lasts far better.. I know of a C18th document with both on it and the blue-blakc (oak gall) has faded to a light brown while the black ink is fine. The paper is also discolouring to a light brown but as the two have not yet converged the faded ink can still be read.

            2. Alan Brown Silver badge

              Re: The next....

              "He was concerned even then that the inks used for official documents were fading in a matter of decades or even years. "

              And was right to be

              I have personal experience of ink fade - back in the 1980s Bic "Wild Blue" was all the rage and most of my high school/polytechnic notes were written using that ink

              Less than a decade later, opening old notes revealed pages and pages with impressions of the pen, but no visible ink. Those done with standard Bic blue/black/red were still fine

              This was without even having light exposure

              Laser printed pages don't usually fade, thankfully and contemporary papers seem to be vasty less susceptible to acid embrittlement than late 20th century ones

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Ah, yes - "supposed" to last

            I do remember that rewriteable CDs were to last at least that long. This was my first painful hands-on experience of marketing vs. reality. On the bright side: didn't have to wait a thousand years to learn the lesson.

    3. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

      Re: The next....

      shirley you mean Prime Minister?

      Have a look at the next paragraph and the link to the article...

      Looks like he is looking to become the president of the party, and then on the path to be the PM

    4. pwl

      Re: The next....

      … The author might mean next president of the Liberal Democratic Party - so leader of the party, not leader of the country.

      I’m no expert in Japanese politics but wikipedia tells me that the party president becomes prime minister if the party is in power, so I guess being president is the necessary first step.

  3. PB90210 Bronze badge

    I'm not sure that redeployment of the last handful of floppy disk craftsmen will solve the labour shortage... surely they must be way past retirement age

    1. that one in the corner Silver badge

      They are going to run those "crafting experience" courses, where they go into community centres to let everyone have a taste of old, forgotten practices.[1]

      These sorts of things are apparently also popular with hen parties and company days out (got to be better than paintball, at least nobody is likely to all gang up on That Prat by viciously saving files at him, slowly).

      [1] In a couple of years time they will be offering the chance to "make your own hard drive" by putting PrittStick onto a plate and shaking iron filings on top...

      1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
        Megaphone

        I attended a "sales" meeting two weeks ago. At which we were presented with a pebble each, and some paints. And told to create a pebble for a community garden.

        Now if there'd been paintball afterwards, we could have wreaked terrible vengeance on the person whose idea it was.

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          That's nature's way of telling you it's time to find a better company.

        2. JamesTGrant Bronze badge

          Did you say ‘nah - I’m fine thanks, tell me the teachable point and I’ll be back in an hour after a Starbucks/Costa run’.

  4. heyrick Silver badge

    two-thirds of British children aged six to 18 didn't even know what a floppy disk is

    It's.....the symbol for "save my file"?

    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

      Re: two-thirds of British children aged six to 18 didn't even know what a floppy disk is

      And the symbol for filter data is a pair of underpants.

      1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

        Re: two-thirds of British children aged six to 18 didn't even know what a floppy disk is

        "ooh, look, someone's 3-d printed the save icon!"

    2. Bebu
      Windows

      Re: two-thirds of British children aged six to 18 didn't even know what a floppy disk is

      The *real surprise* here is that one third did know what a floppy disk was.

      I suspect fewer of this age group would recognise this item in AU as floppies were becoming uncommon in 2006 let alone in 2010 when the 18 year olds were 4 year old tots.

      Show fifty year olds, and younger, a radio (thermionic) valve you would likely have 0% recognition. You will always find some daft audiophile with a vacuum tube amplifier saying "it's a dual pentode etc etc."

      1. heyrick Silver badge
        Happy

        Re: two-thirds of British children aged six to 18 didn't even know what a floppy disk is

        Hey, I'm fifty and my first radio was a big valve bugger in a solid wooden case. Took ages to warm up, and the circuit was... interesting... basically wire-wrapped on a piece of thick cardboard. But it worked, and it managed to pick up further away stations better than a transistor radio.

        The big dial, however, was a complete anachronism saying things like "Home" and "Light". I'm guessing this was various BBC channels way back when?

        I also had a black and white valve TV that was super scary. It's preferred method of dropping the mains down to something the valves could use was a resistor that was a wire wrapped around a piece of ceramic that glowed a dull red. In other words, a built in bar heater. In a wooden box with a cardboard rear and loads and loads of dust. I gave it a good clean out, but still didn't like the "I'm about to catch fire anyway" smells that it made.

        I also inherited a Tektronix storage scope that used valves, but it was too badly broken and too many obscure valves were toast. I had to scrap it, but I took the tube out and kept it as I thought it was an absolute work of art.

        [but, then, when I was a child I used to read ancient copies of the RSGB handbook when alone at school on the weekends, so stuff with valves in them was not a big surprise to me]

        1. The Organ Grinder's Monkey

          Re: two-thirds of British children aged six to 18 didn't even know what a floppy disk is

          Ref BBC station names,

          Names were "modernised in 1968 (ish)

          " Home" corresponds to current Radio 4, "Third" to Radio 3 & "Light to Radio 2. Radio 1 didn't start 'till after the names changed, mid 1969 I think?

  5. cosymart
    Boffin

    Icon

    We now need, have needed for some time, a new icon for save. Now that the floppy has gone the way of reel to reel and cassette tapes.

    1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

      Re: Icon

      We do not, and should not, need a new icon for save. For thirty years that icon has sufficed - why change it? The fact that its function is represented by a slice of history is immaterial...

      (Though given the latest 'who needs save? It's all in the cloud automatically' mentality perhaps we don't need a save icon at all... I spent some time looking for the save icon in a file opened in office365 yesterday and I'm still not convinced it's a good idea.)

      1. Rafael #872397
        Devil

        Re: Though given the latest 'who needs save? It's all in the cloud automatically'

        Then we need an icon for "unreliable" or "you're on your own". A screw?

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: Though given the latest 'who needs save? It's all in the cloud automatically'

          That's the symbol for an Oracle audit.

        2. jake Silver badge

          Re: Though given the latest 'who needs save? It's all in the cloud automatically'

          "Then we need an icon for "unreliable""

          A stylized "AI" ligature comes to mind.

      2. Terry 6 Silver badge

        Re: Icon

        The word-processing software for GCSE/A level kids in some schools who use a PC for their exams* autosaves to the school's server. Probably a good idea. But it still makes me twitchy.

        *Text is then printed out and submitted by fastening it inside the exam paper. When are we going to move into the 20th C and have it all written on a computer?**

        **21st C- to be submitted digitally- is probably asking a bit much.

        1. heyrick Silver badge

          Re: Icon

          The printout might be to stop the work being modified in some way after the exam, as I'm sure there are kids smarter than the schools IT contractors... So do it, print it, and the hardcopy will be marked.

    2. Chz

      Re: Icon

      We have a Victorian bellows-style camera as an icon for speed cameras and you think a floppy disk is out of date?

      1. ravenviz Silver badge

        Re: Icon

        … and a steam locomotive for a level crossing!

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Icon

          INCLUDING an actual level crossing once you pass that sign at high speed.

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Icon

        "We have a Victorian bellows-style camera as an icon for speed cameras"

        Which "we" is that? I've never seen that in the UK.

        There are still a few professional photographers using bellows cameras for large formats (the sort of people who consider Hasselblads to be a miniature format). A non-collapsible full plate camera would be a bit of a pain to carry about.

        1. heyrick Silver badge

          Re: Icon

          "Which "we" is that? I've never seen that in the UK."

          Never seen this oddity?

          https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/motoring/what-speed-camera-sign-shows-8335634

          The post described in the article claims it's a CCTV camera pointing at you rather than a Victorian era camera, but honestly it... doesn't much look like that either.

          Here in France the symbol is a car/bike/etc with radiating lines a bit like WiFi signal icons, to indicate that there's a speed radar up ahead. It'll often take photos (assuming it hasn't been painted blind, that's a common protest) but the important thing for the driver to worry about is the radar to determine speed.

  6. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    Has he removed just as a requirement or gone all out and removed it as an option? If not it might hang on a good while longer.

    Many years ago we ran a service which required data with floppy as one of the options - I can't remember exactly but it might have been the only option. It kept everyone on the team who needed them well supplied with floppies. Somehow, back then we weren't unduly worried about the personal information on them although, in practice, as it was a matter of public appointment s it wasn't really confidential anyway

  7. Mike 137 Silver badge

    Not quite

    "Japan still has a penchant for old tech, and not just floppy disks. Items like cash payments and fax machines ..."

    Cash is not "old tech" (with its pejorative implication) -- it's still an essential basis for transactions for many people, not least because it doesn't require gadgets to be used and it protects privacy.

    1. Pseu Donyme

      re: gadgets

      Also, not good depending on gadgets for core necessities that can be yanked away by Google/Apple (ultimately under the thumb of a government that could turn more or less hostile after the next election).

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: re: gadgets

        Yeah, we've already seen, multiple times, when payments systems go down and some people find they can't even pay for food because they can tap their phone or card on the dead payment machine. What if the failure is at a higher level and ApplePay or AndroidPay goes TITSUP at the same time as a payment processor doing card handling?

    2. LenG

      Fax machines

      When you have 3 or 4 alphabets, at least one of which has symbols which are in common usage but not part of the official "alphabet", fax machines seem to me to be a perfectly reasonable (if not essential) piece of kit.

  8. Anonymous Custard Silver badge
    Trollface

    Discs into gold (or beer)

    They are still around in industry. Some of our older tools which customers still run in daily production have floppy drives, but being able to source actual discs for them is becoming quite a challenge.

    Hence I've got quite a large plastic crate full of them in the bottom of my cupboard at work that I've scavenged over the years during office moves and from less foresighted people who've "had a clear-out". These I share with colleagues supporting those tools when needed and if their own stocks are exhausted.

    It's amazing how many pints of beer you can earn in exchange for a simple box of discs, or in some cases even from single discs.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Discs into gold (or beer)

      That's silly why don't you just connect all your industrial machine tools directly to the internets ?

    2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Discs into gold (or beer)

      "They are still around in industry."

      This is why the GOTEK floppy disk emulator was invented, now one of the favourite devices beloved by retro computer enthusiasts.

      IIRC it was originally for industrial sewing and knitting machines and has found uses pretty much anywhere where a floppy disk is required but the disks or drives are no longer economically viable. Just plug a USB stick or SD card in with multiple floppy images on, read and write, and it connects directly into the floppy cable/interface so from the machines point of view it has a real floppy disk in it.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So, based on what 3.5" disks used to be called in South Africa, we can now say that the Japanese Govt no longer has to worry about getting a stiffy.

    1. Ken Shabby Bronze badge
      Unhappy

      That’s just marketing, who wants a micro floppy?

  10. Mark Fenton

    Items like cash payments....

    ...lumping together "cash payments" with floppy disks and fax shows a worrying lack of understanding of what elimination of cash payments would mean to wider society.

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