* Posts by Anonymous Custard

3098 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Jul 2008

Samsung folds the Galaxy Z TriFold after just a few months

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Re: It is over....

So Samsung's Galaxy TriFold project has.... well... folded.

Yes, they tried and then sadly had to fold.

Former Microsoft dev trains AI to survive the arcade's most chaotic stress test

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Terminator

Welcome...!

I for one welcome our old robotic overlords new overlord!

From what I can remember of the original game, a true simulation would need to include severe wrist cramp and trying to keep hold of the joysticks as well.

And no, that's not a double double-entendre...

Repopulate! Repopulate! Two lost Doctor Who episodes turn up in private collection

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Alien

I'm obviously equally enough of a nerd to have the same comment.

And even if the Beeb don't find that the new discoveries make it viable enough to animate the missing 7, it would be nice if they can release the audio of them (which does still exist) as at least something to join things together.

Jury out on whether Americans love or hate datacenters

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Re: Paint them!

Or at the very least, take a leaf from Disney's playbook on painting stuff green.

NASA pencils in fresh Artemis II Moon launch attempt for April 1

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Tanking

Am I the only one who finds the usage of "tanking" to be a little foreboding, given it's other common slang meaning than filling with fuel that the quote is actually referring tor?

Or is it just too much association with certain Hollywood films of late doing it and going down in flames at the box office?

BOFH: What physics defines as impossible, sales calls a challenge

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Re: That OS...

Etch-a-sketch is an OS now...?

NASA abandons delayed SLS upper stage for ULA's Centaur V instead

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Re: Bah!

It's probably the modern update of the 60's theoretical work for putting spherical cows in a vacuum...

NASA safety watchdog says it's time to rethink Moon landing

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Re: "too many firsts in Artemis III mission"

But all heros, since they pulled their bacon out of the fire.

And their Hanks and their Paxton...

Burger King turns to AI to flame broil employees who aren't friendly enough

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Thumb Up

There's a couple of decent vans on Manor Royal that do not just fairly decent burgers, but also a very nice chicken curry and a few other bits like the classic fish finger sarnie. Plus one in the car park of Wicks which also does a cracking burger.

That said, McDonalds, Greggs and Starbucks all opened up on Gatwick Road (side-by-side or across the road from each other) and they seem to be doing trade so I hope the vans don't go out of business as a result. There is a 4th one about to open in the same building as Greggs, but I forget offhand who it is (as I don't particularly care).

I'm trying to work out which building you're referring to, so I can see if the steak van is still there (or if it's one of the ones I mention above).

Work experience kids messed with manager's PC to send him to Ctrl-Alt-Del hell

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Re: Old Nokia phones

And of course, not forgetting this classic...

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Re: Evil pranks

Bluetooth mice are also handy for the mirror prank of moving the mouse and clicking random icons/links, doubly so if the victim machine has a USB port that is discretely tucked away in some non-obvious place (monitor USB hubs or dock stations for example).

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Re: Old Nokia phones

There are exceptions that offer Welsh

Probably the ones in or outside Tesco, Helston in Cornwall

Break free of Ring's servers, earn a five-figure bounty

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Re: Why even bother?

Sadly that's not so unusual for that place.

I got a TV from them a while back, and initially actually had a refreshingly positive experience with a newbie young sales guy who did actually listen and steered me to a TV which fitted my needs.

Unfortunately as he was quite new (a trainee or probationary sales guy or somesuch), he had to get a more "senior" sales guy involved to finish the transaction, and that smarmy git proceeded to put down the young guy, and upsell me to some whizzy smart crap which I certainly didn't need. Then on top of that tried repeatedly to sell me the "extended warranty" and the usual blurb.

After the 2nd time I started to get annoyed, and just responded "so I need to buy a longer warranty as you seem to think what you're trying to sell me is poor quality and will break in a couple of years?". At that point he started to get a bit grumpy too but still kept pushing it, so I just apologised to the young guy and said that his colleague had just lost him a sale and started to walk towards the door.

"Senior" guy then flounced off in a huff, at which point I just said to the younger one "ok, where were we?" and he found another colleague to approve the sale without any further fuss or attempts at upselling. And in the few times I've been in the store since, I've seen the younger one a couple of times (now seemingly a full staff member) and the "senior" guy not once.

The TV is still going strong (about 5 years after this event) and proving that the warranty extension would have been a total waste of money anyway (as fully expected).

Artemis II headed back to the bay; helium issues force another delay

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Re: less frequent windows

escaped cheetah at Chessington North, .

What, again...!?!?!

Infosec community panics as Anthropic rolls out Claude code security checker

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Anything you can do...

Kurtz asked Claude if its new security tool could replace what CrowdStrike does (tl;dr: Claude said no).

What, cause total chaos and bring the internet to its' knees if things go wrong.

I'd have said that was a definite yes.

Copilot spills the beans, summarizing emails it's not supposed to read

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Microsoft (and others) are testing the old adage "It’s Easier To Ask Forgiveness Than To Get Permission" to destruction...

New hire fixed a problem so fast, their boss left to become a yoga instructor

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Re: Quite a rare sight

But knowing what you did to break them is a very important part of being a tester.

And seemingly for being a user, so they know exactly what not to tell the poor helldesk person assigned to fix it (at least until afterwards).

Or is it just the ones I have to deal with occasionally (when the helldesk dumps it on me as it's non-standard tool specific software).?

OpenClaw reveals meaty personal information after simple cracks

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In related news, if you drop a hot soldering iron, don't try and catch it.

Stash or splash? Lawmakers ask NASA to find alternatives for International Space Station

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Re: Based on past efforts (Skylab)

Although could NASA afford another $400 fine for littering?

That said, it was only actually paid in 2009, and not by them.

Europe shrugs off tariffs, plots to end tech reliance on US

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Yes Minister...

The UK, Brexit or not, is heading the same way, putting more weight behind domestic AI compute, cloud infrastructure, and homegrown chip efforts.

So the UK govt AI policy will be running it on a Raspberry Pi 5 sitting somewhere in Whitehall?

Or at least it was until this morning's price rise announcement, which has probably put the hardware beyond the budget...

UK names Barnsley as first Tech Town to see whether AI can fix... well, anything

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Council Coprolite

Companies that have signed up to the scheme include Microsoft and Cisco, each – we're told – with a particular focus on AI skills in adult education and SME support.

So basically MS have run out of orifices in Windows to stuff Coprolite, and so they're now resorting to attacking local councils with it?

Still, all those former coal mines in the area offer a very good place to bury it somewhat more permanently.

NASA delays Artemis II to March after hydrogen leaks bedevil countdown test

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Not to mention communications issues and crew hatch problems being horribly reminiscent of the lead-up to the Apollo 1 fire.

DIY AI bot farm OpenClaw is a security 'dumpster fire'

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Re: Use case?

it seems to have migrated from building a better (digital) mousetrap to a better Post-it note.

Except at $1.50 per hour, it most definitely isn't...

Techie's one ring brought darkness by shorting a server

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Boffin

Re: Lucky to still have his finger

And even when it's not in the "wrong place" (e.g. anywhere near the heart), the same induced muscle contractions can prevent you actually letting go if you've accidentally grabbed something live rather than just come into touching contact with it.

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Re: #Where's me Jumper?#

I haven't heard of any airbags in the seat bases

I think that's more getting into James Bond ejector seat territory perhaps?

In-house techies fixed faults before outsourced help even noticed they'd happened

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Trollface

You worked on Bullseye and I claim my speedboat (or at least my BFH).

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Or the other peach, of using for example an M3x6 and an M3x10 in close proximity, but in such a way that if they were swapped the M3x10 would protrude just enough to catch on something moving within the tool and cause all sorts of interesting mechanical collisions and interactions with automation.

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Re: "Well, as you're on site...."

That said, you'd be amazed how much customer kudos and gratitude you can earn if you can fix their broken coffee machine whilst you're there...

(assuming that's not actually your job role of course)

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Where's that damn cloning machine?

The other fun one is when some bright spark gets the brilliant cost-saving idea of flexibility and "cross-training", so that one person can work on multiple products or toolsets, because "there are always quiet times for each product and people are not utilised fully".

Then of course they are seen as an available resource and headcount by each of the support groups for said products, and so are assumed to be available at all times for call-out and work generally.

And Sod's Law dictates that nothing will happen for a while, then three calls will come in for urgent support for different products in different locations (always of course on a Friday afternoon around beer o'clock) and the real fun "discussions" begin about who has priority/seniority etc, and why no-one has yet realised that being on three different headcounts doesn't make you three people who can be in three places at once.

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Ah, the old mantras:

1) why use one screw when you can use 20.

2) at least one screw must be hidden away and positioned such that half the machine has to be dismantled to access it.

3) another screw must be in a position which requires the engineer to have an 8ft arm with at least 4 double-joints in it to reach.

4) as many different screw head types and sizes must be used as possible (with extra points for using Torx, or Allen bolts in spaces too small for an Allen key or driver),

5) non-standard sizes must be used, ideally positioned over gratings or other locations where they can fall and be easily lost.

Marketing 'genius' destroyed a printer by trying to fix a paper jam

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Re: software dev asking to borrow a screwdriver

iFixit are your people for those kind of things. They make some very nice sets.

This one is similar to the one I have, just the small pocket set for "useful" hobby jobs.

It gets both a lot of use and a lot of comments about the weird shapes of some of the bits, and they make some much larger/more varied sets with even stranger bits.

Oh and the lid is held on magnetically, and doubles up as a very nice and retentive place to keep the screws you remove, to stop them from wandering off and exploring the floor.

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Re: To be honest...

Yes, but on the other hand, some printers themselves would class as a cruel and unusual punishment...

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Re: "we never loaned any of our tools to any of the non-IT staff ever again"

The good engineer learns from his or her mistakes.

The great engineer learns from those of other people, to save making them themself.

Trump says he got a deal for rare earths in Greenland, but they won't come easy

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Or maybe just blow his mind by telling him that at their closest points, Russian and American territories are about 4km apart (the Diomede Islands)?

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Maybe remind him of all the health benefits of bleach that he was expounding during COVID?

Notepad will now tell you all the ways Microsoft has enshittified it

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Re: Answers on a postcard to,...

Not-pAId

Or bloatpAId, as a variant on the original suggestion.

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Re: Great

In this scenario, I don't think being overly sarcastic is actually possible.

Although I'm sure Microsoft would happily include an AI feature to help you do so.

Coming soon: We interrupt this ChatGPT session with a very special message from our sponsors

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Re: I might be accused of being a little jaundiced but.....

The problem is with AI, it's garbage in, gospel out.

Even if it is still slop, AI said it so it must be true (apparently)...

Engineer used welding shop air hose to 'clean' PCs – hilarity did not ensue

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Re: BS

One of my abiding childhood memories is from the old QED programme that the BBC did.

There was an episode on testing, including exploding custard powder.

Prof Anthony Clare's narration somehow made it stick in my (warped) mind.

And yes, finding that link did take a nostalgic half an hour out of my day, now that you ask...

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Re: WD40

They also do a very nice little multi-head screwdriver set which is in a case whose lid is held on by magnets and that very nicely doubles-up as exactly that kind of screw storage device.

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Trollface

Re: Muck inside

Well it makes a change from jam sandwiches in the VCR...

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Trollface

Re: BS

For the right kind of mind, everything that goes "BOOM" is interesting

A warped one, just like mine?

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Re: BS

You are Fabio and I claim my $5 of roller coaster tickets...

TSMC sees no signs of the AI boom slowing for at least two or three years

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Boffin

SiC (and similar stuff like GaN and other upcoming wide bandgap materials) are generally for power, rather than logic or DRAM.

Whilst the market there is certainly expanding nicely (from device chargers all the way up to solar/PV convertors and electric vehicles/chargers), TSMC have stopped their work in that area a while ago.

Presumably as they are riding such a giving cash-cow already, it is in their interest to focus all their efforts and investment in it, at least for now.

Congress throws NASA a lifeline, leaves Mars sample mission to die in the dust

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Re: Mars samples.

Nah, just say they're made of pure 48 carat solid gold.

Much purerier than anyone elses gold, twice as biggly much in fact...

(with apologies to my native tongue for the mangling).

Just because Linus Torvalds vibe codes doesn't mean it's a good idea

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Re: Synthetic Take: Why Vibe Coding Isn’t “Just for Toys”

The key distinction is learning the difference between using an LLM as a tool and using it as a sub-contractor (and blindly signing off its work unchecked)...

Developer writes script to throw AI out of Windows

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Re: An alternative method?

There was an article on this very website over the holidays for doing something similar for Chrome and google search therein.

https://www.theregister.com/2025/12/26/disable_ai_features_chrome/

I do appreciate the not-so-subtle irony there, but some of us are forced to use it as the chosen browser by our employers (who should know better, but don't given their current push for all things DX).

CES 2026 worst in show: AI girlfriends, a fridge that won't open unless you talk to it, and more

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Terminator

Re: How about a Waffle!

Open the fridge door HAL.

I'm sorry Dave, I cannot do that...

Help desk read irrelevant script, so techies found and fixed their own problem

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Re: Erm

All the naming discussion is giving me deja vu from my morning reading diversion...