* Posts by Alan Brown

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Techie was given strict instructions not to disrupt client. Then he touched one box and the lights went out

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Or cause the office gopher to walk into a pillar...

Musk admits Starship V3 launch date has slipped as Super Heavy booster rolls into place

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As much as it's fun to poke holes in Musk's timelines, pointing to NASA's expectations isn't the flex it might seem to be.

Even with SpaceX being behind schedule they're likely to be ready LONG before NASA are - and more importantly, SpaceX are unlikely to have budget blowouts along the way

NASA repurposes Mars Helicopter’s ancient Snapdragon SoC to help Perseverance rover navigate

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Re: Wonderful

It's arguable that the McBoing merger was the end of the beginning of the bankers' takeover of Boeing.

Beancounters had been in charge since restructuring in 1971 - the B747-100 gamble bankrupted the company. That the engneers managed to hold out for so long underscores how strong the engineering ethos had been.

Boeing's unionbusting behaviour has badly backfired on them. Non-union labour in North Carolina and Kansas is turning out rotten quality thanks to poor training and line managers ordering workers to bodge substandard parts (in some cases fishing parts from reject bins and ordering they be used anyway). Meantime it's proving incredibly difficult to hire new talent in Washington thanks to the pension schemes having been gutted - something that Manglement did a lot of mutual circle jerking about at the time despite being warned this is exactly what would happen.

Trump administration spoiling for a fight over global satellite regulations

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Re: Clearly doesn't understand "fair"

American automakers have been crying loudly about the same issue.

The USA uses a different regulatory framework for vehicle lighting/safety (DOT) than the entire rest of the world (UN(LHD) or UN(RHD)) - USA automakers have been demanding that DOT homologation be allowed in other countries but suggestions that the USA reciprocally accept UN(LHD) have been fiercely rejected. (Canada and Mexico are supposedly DOT countries too, but they both recognise UN(LHD). In a couple of extreme cases automakers have demanded that LHD vehicles be allowed to be sold unmodified in RHD countries

Between this non-tariff trade barrier and the 1963 "Chicken Tax". the USA has become a captive market (the chicken tax also pushed buyers from stationwagons to trucks because the latter are more profitable for makers)

The US military has a mantra that if you're in a fair fight then you're doing it wrong - which is OK for war but definitely not OK for trade and building partnerships. The sooner their politicians drop the tradewars mindset (Mercantilism) the better off everyone will be, but they're rapidly regressing to the days of the Confederacy (the first modern fascist state, reskinned for German consumption by a certain Austrian painter) and have already reached 1905's Gilded Era

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Re: Fuck 'em

They are.

Extracting USA tentacles from their deeply embedded positions in trade, communications, logistics, finance and military systems takes time - but it's been worked on since Covid made it clear US policymakers see "rest of world" as vassals/enemies in 2019 and geared up significantly after 6th November 2024

Take a closer look at the various "compliance" with US demands that's going on and what's going on in the background. For the first time since Bretton Woods, international trade agreements are being signed off using local currencies for settlements rather than USD - the China/Japan/South Korea deal is remarkable given their 400+ year history of mutual hostility and so far the USA has lost at least $1trillion in arms sales to NATO partners whose supply contracts are now redirected to European suppliers. There's a pretty good chance that F35 sales will be limited to what's already locked in and can't be backed out of instead of the hundreds that Lockheed and others have bet the farm on.

There's a very long history of "Do as I say, not as I do" from UnKKKle Sam. They pretty much started breaking down Bretton Woods committments to mutual free trade within months of forcing "rest of world" to sign on and the shenanigans with gold that have been happening since 1971 makes it pretty clear that the thousands of tons shipped from various countries to the USA fpr safekeeping during WW2 & postwar Cold War tensions may not all be there anymore (The USA Federal Reserve's domestic and "in trust" gold holdings haven't been audited since 1954 and they've been refusing to let other countries inspect their own property since then too). There's a financial House of Cards that's teetering badly and history shows that when this happens in an authoritarian-leaning country the next step is usually to go to war to stave off the collapse (eg: Germany invaded Poland in 1939 because they'd have been bankrupt by March 1940)

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Re: Dear you arse of a...

The time is rapidly coming when the USA finds that it's increasingly isolated and can't throw financial weight around because it's lost it all.

This is a direct result of several decades of this kind of chest beating, culminating in the orange toddler's mantums bringing attentiion to it in ways nobody can handwave away anymore.

OPEC's USD-only policy was dropped nearly 2 years ago and 25% of oil trade is now in alternative currencies. The hegemony is badly cracked but hasn't quite shattered yet. I was picking it would be shattered in the 2040s but wouldn't be surprised if it happens by 2030 (or much sooner). Unlike the 1990s when the USA was 45% of total global trade it's now 14% and merely 1 of 6 similar size markets (US international trade has doubled since 1990. The rest of the world has simply grown much faster without Cold War boots on throats.)

Attackers have 16-digit card numbers, expiry dates, but not names. Now org gets £500k fine

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Re: UK data protection continues

I've spoken off the record to ICO staff (usually after the've submitted their resignations in disgust)

The policy is deliberate and comes from the top. The ICO's primary function is simply to exist and appear to be complying with EU rules

We're no longer in the EU, but the attitude prevails - and this has been the norm under governments from either side of the aisle

Microsoft throws spox under the bus after Parliament testimony on ICC email kerfuffle

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Incorrect. "just an awareness" is wide open to abusive interpretation - and for the sums of money involved, it WILL be

The USA has plenty of rules which absolutely prohibit "foreign entities" being involved in supply of various chains (which is why BAE is now an american company)

They're the first to scream about similar rules elsewhere being unfair, but sauce for the goose etc.

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"The idea that modern Labour is a "left wing" party has more to do with what they were historically, and what they're meant to be- not what they are today, which is more like the Tories of the past."

In the same way that Republicans have gone from being right wing to extremists and the Democrats have moved from being centrist to right wing

Thatcher did say that her greatest achievement was the modern Labour party..

Say what you want about Starmer, he's currently the least bad choice in a field of remarkably awful contenders or past jobholders from either side and in an environment where the best candidates for the job have been subjected to orchestrated hate campaigns by the media

Airbus to migrate critical apps to a sovereign Euro cloud

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Re: The Post Cloud era

"Airbus really should be telling the likes of SAP to provide non-cloudy versions of their tools"

Or rolling out their own in-house cloud infrastructure (they already have some, why can't they expand it?)

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Re: and one an EU cloud takes off it will be targeted for buyout

The problem isn't the USA as much as it's rampant rent-seeking behaviour by the majors, regardless of their country of origin.

Buying out burgeoning competition in order to kill it is an ancient strategy and one that competition regulators need to pay more attention to.

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Re: IMAGINE IF...

"Britain's failure to sufficiently industrialise the colonies"

Britain deliberatly DE-industrialised the colonies in many cases (eg: forcing cotton processing to be done in Manchester and forcibly shutting down Indian factories), making the clonies dependent on the "motherland" for processed goods as it was felt that a strong industrial base in any of them was a security threat to central control

It's rather telling that TV programs from the late 1970s/early 1980s which covered the microcomputer revolution paid particular attention to the challenges inherent in trying to transform Britain's "low wage economy" as they called it, pointing out that the vast majority of education was aimed at producing blue and white collar drones. It's arguable that a lot of the IT outsourcing is a case of farming out to overseas drones , but the problem is that existing local ones are still being trained & prepared for factory work that no longer exists, with a shortage of people with the necessary skills that's been biting deeper for decades.

Britain's current problems go back at least 200 years and are strongly rooted in "manifest destiny" beliefs and nationalist rhetoric along with a "capitalist" culture which worships short term profit maximisation over long-term viability whilst also regarding investment in long-term goals as something that's other people's problems (the same disease afflicts the USA, but they also have a slavery mentality still layered over the top that makes matters worse.

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Re: IMAGINE IF...

If it wasn't for Fuji, ICL would have ceased to exist entirely in the 1990s.

The bigger problem is the UK government shovelling money into the gaping maws of companies which do things BADLY and which are so hidebound that they simply can't compete against more agile players.

That "can't compete" wouldn't be as much of a handicap if they did the outdated things well, but they simply don't. It doesn't halp that large customers are utterly resistant to the concept of buying off the shelf software and simply not using features they don't need. Billions get spent on (badly) reinventing wheels and one of the most egrarious examples is Oracle with its local govternment cost overruns, etc.

Councils (and companies) do need to take ownership of a large part of the blame here. Thousands of variations on a theme(*) which each need individual tweaking for the org so that procedures for staff don't change are a major part of the problem. If councils have wildly different ways of doing the SAME THING then a closer look is needed at those implementations to find out why (it usually boils down to some particularly bombastic administrator declaring "it shall be so" and nobody daring to say otherwise)

(*) Such themes seldom cover all possiblities anyway and as such have dozens of exception procedures. Better to replace entirely with one theme that's been thoroughly tested across hundreds of outfits and covers all bases even some bases aren't (currently) needed for the particular org in question. I watched one org I was working in spend millions developing something in-house that was already part of another OSS software suite that they were using (not switched on, but no cost to enable) and when it was pointed out that the other software already had this functionality without the flagrant bugs of the inhouse version, management quickly jumped to sunk cost fallacy ("we've spent so much on this that we can't jump ship now")

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Re: "Sovereign".....Exactly What Does That Mean?

I can see SOME merit in designing around cloud, then using your own in-house cloud.

For starters it allows easier migration to new hardware, etc.

Using external cloud is somehting I've been deeply uneasy about from the outset and it's clear that the seagulls in upper management have less-than-zero(*) concept of security

(*) They actively reject attempts to educate them on the issues unless and until it bites them on the ass personally (and even then they'll try to find ways to blame everyone else)

Qualcomm set to triumph in UK smartphone ‘patent tax’ case

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Re: Simple solution

FRAND laws are intended to address this issue.

Forcing critical patents to be royalty-free is a good way of stifling R&D, but mandating that all players have access at the same price, that refusal isn't allowed and that the price isn't jacked up in ways that lockout smaller players has proven to sustain revenue whilst allowing fair competition

That doesn't stop outfits trying to double dip (eg: charging license fees on the same patent when sold as silicon and then again in the finished product) and such behaviour needs stomping on hard. It's clear that sociopaths are in control in a lot of company and they're frequently the reason for company failures despite being lauded as "profitmakers"

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Which has a reputation for "recommending" devices that turn out in the long term to be the least reliable or most expensive to operate of all the items tested in any particular group

It's almost as if they're schilling for the repair industry

BOFH: Loss adjuster discovers liability is a two-way street

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Re: Boss, in an uncharacteristic fit of energy, decided to replace the water bottle in the cooler

the ST13 at ZLZ?

Enforcing piracy policy earned helpdesk worker death threats

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Re: Americans

"They are civilian-grade guns cosplaying as military hardware"

Usually trivially modified back to military spec (burst and full-auto) and widely fetishised by people who should't be allowed near a butter knife, let alone anything more dangerous

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Re: Americans

The bigger problem is handguns

Long guns are difficult to put in your waistband or shove down a trouser leg. That's why many countries have laws limiting the minimum length of the entire item (including stock) to around 24 inches (60cm) - enough to put a pump-action shotgun with short barrel and grip into the "handgun" category

Some go a couple of steps further, banning semiautomatic weapons and/or carbines and/or magazines greater than 5 shots and/or restrict larger calibres

I'm sure someone will argue that a handgun is necessary when hunting in order to fend off a close-in predator. Any decent hunter won't allow themselves to end up in that position.

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Re: Some hope

It's the same in most countries.

"Life" may mean a decade in jail, but release is "under supervision" and they can be recalled at any time if they don't keep their nose clean.

AI agent seemingly tries to shame open source developer for rejected pull request

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Re: 24/7/365 automated harassment and bullying

It worked for the Dutch in 1672 (Johan de Witt)

Openreach turns up the heat to force laggards off legacy copper lines

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Re: Openreach can't even dig a trench.

"Or as often happens they get no response at all"

Kind of difficult for them to get a response if they haven't made contact in the first place

Openreach management is unfit for purpose. I've been waiting for fibre to show up here and the techs were running it in the street a year ago.

It turns out that the entire street had been "available for order" for a year - except for a block of 14 addresses in the middle, spread across 2 postcodes.

It took over a YEAR of repeated queries to Openreach that kept getting the same "We're rolling out in your area and will let you know when it's ready for order" response (despite BTOR and Morrisns contracting staff on the ground confirming that the fibre was present and available)

When the 7 pair drop from my house to the street pit went faulty I had to endure the contractoirs playing musical chairs with "least faulty pair" shifts for 3 years before Openreach actually admitted the drop was faulty and 2 more years before they actually fixed it despite repeated statements that it would be repaired within 6 weeks.

"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the PHONE COMPANY"

This is exactly why New Zealand forced their version of BT/Openreach to be fuly cleaved into 2 separate companies with separate ownership of outside and inside plant.

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And yet....

Providers are still trying to charge customers to move from copper to fibre

If this was made seamless then there'd be far higher uptake rates

Taiwan tells Uncle Sam its chip ecosystem ain't going anywhere

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Re: China has no desire to destroy Taiwan.

Yes it has - and that's been enabled by the rise of authoritarian policies across the West.

It's worth noting that Naziism was mostly the Antebellum Soutrh reskinned for german consumption and it was EXTREMELY popular in Interwar USA with millions of card carrying party members (Mostly the Bund, but others too). What we're seeing in the USA now isn't a result of Trump being elected - he got elected because of what the USA has become.

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Re: Bargaining chip (no pun)

Yes, but if you look a little more closely you'll see that it was one general and a few brigades. He was sent out to fail.

The more important point is that China doesn't WANT to go invading anyone - and thanks to the One Child Policy, it can't actually do it anyway.

The Taiwanese situation is more about ritualised shaking of fists than much else and prior to enhanced USA sabre rattling in the region around 2013 regarding the Norks, relationships had been getting closer (politically, cultirally and economically)

It's worth noting that China has spent a lot of time and effort fighting the spread of African hemooragic swine fever - which included culling hundreds of millions of pigs, effectively putting millions of smaller farrmers out of business. Farmers don't tend to buy animal feed for animales which no longer exist - with the animal feed in question being USA soybeans.

I think you can see where that's going. Having the Orange Onanist declare the collapse in soybean sales was a trade war didn't go down well with a country reeling from a major zoonotic (and critical pork shortage). The USA could have been the good guys and cemented sales into a market 3 times the size of the USA domestic pork one, but instead managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Lawmakers demand great wall to keep advanced chipmaking gear out of China

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Re: American 'allies' need to understand something

Amen: and it's worth noting who funded the America First Committee back in 1940 - a small German outfit that went by the acronym NSDAP

Times change except when they don't.

Next-gen nuclear reactors safe enough to skip full environmental reviews, says Trump admin

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Re: Dammit, I hope they choose the right location...

Texas is blue already by voter numbers (~53%). It's red because of rampant gerrymandering and you can expect that to keep getting worse as the percentage of Democrat voters keeps increasing.

This applies to most red states BTW - which is why you see so many Republican state legislatures with Democrat governers

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Re: NEPA

The most ironic part of that is that the EPA was created by a Republican president - Nixon

It's one of the few things he got right in his tenure.

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Re: Highly enriched fuel

To put in it context

Natural uranium (0.7% U235) and thorium are about $150/kg

3% enriched uranium is more expensive than gold (~65,000/kg)

90% enriched uranium is about $500M/kg

The only reason for using enriched uranium in terrestrial designs is because it's available as a byproduct of weaponsmaking. Given that in the absence of weapons demand you'd be tossing out 89% of your original uranium and pushing the price up 500-fold it makes more sense to design using 500kg of natural uranium instead of 1kg of 3% enriched

The original LWR design used enriched uranium because there were a few tens of tons of the stuff kicking around that uranium separation plants desperately wanted to get rid of - and it allowed building a reactor small enough to fit in a submarine hull. The design was regarded by its developer as a laboratory glassware demonstrator (which is why it has 98% wasteage and needs constant supervision), not a production prototype. It made steam because naval engineers in 1953 understood steam turbines intimately and it had to operate for weeks under ice, only being repaiarable with onboard tools.

LWR designs got locked in by a combination of commercial operators not wanting to invest a couple of billion in less wasteful designs and the military quickly realising that "dual use" and renaming processing sites to "enrichment facilities" provided a shield against limitation treaties

ALL enriched uranium designs are dependent on the weaponsmaking cycle for their fuel.

ALL solid fuel (fuel rod) designs are abusable to produce weapons-grade plutonium - even CANDU (which is how India managed to make its forst PU bomb)

LWR designs aren't hot enough to allow economic turbine operation. Wet steam is hell on turbine blades.

LWR reactors are giant steam boilers and the engineering stresses on boilers go up with the cube of the power. That drives up both reactor vessel costs and containment building requirements to untenable levels.

LWR reactors don't make "much" waste compared to coal, but it's still expensive to sequester for the ~500 years needed for the radioactivity to die off to negligable levels and at that point you have a serious problem inasmuch as that "spent" fuel has substantial quantities of plutonium in it which can be safely chemically extracted without needing hot boxes and waldos (plus, uranium and plutonium are nasty biological hazards. They're more dangerous in that respect than as radioactive sources)

Regardless of wet or supercritical steam, turbines need to be as large as materials technology allows (this applies to supercritical CO2 as well) in order to be profitable. Coal and gas fired plants are around the 1GW size for exactly the same reason that Nuke plants are around that size - economics

A 500MW "SMR" is a nice way of sucking subsidies for something that no commercial operator will touch with someone else's bargepole. On top of that nuclear reactors are like aquariums - the smaller they are the more fiddly they become to keep stable, so the idea of running multiple SMRs in parallel to feed GW-scale turbines just doesn't work economically.

The whole thing is a boondoggle which a decent accountant will shoot down unless the entire setup is heavily subsidised from start to finish

We're spending a lot of time, effort and money trying to perpetuate designs which were obsoleted 60 years ago by something smaller, cheaper, safer, hotter and which even in a worst case scenario can't spread high level radioactive materials more than a few metres from the reactor core, with cleanup mostly requiring "a broom" if it ever happens.

We're spending a lot more time, effort and money trying to avoid nuclear power - which even in LWR form is 300,000 times safer than burning coal and safer than best-case wind or solar whilst not needing crippling levels of investment in raw material production and massive (expensive) grid stabilisation systems to avoid repeats of the South Australia blackouts

Even sillier, the best fuel for the job (thorium) is readily available as the main waste product of rare earth processing - to the point that disposing of it is what makes rare earth mines uneconomic and a market for thorium would make those same mines insanely profitable (coal ash lakes have even higher thorium perecentages than monazite ore, making mining them a potentially self-funding superfund cleanup path). There's about 20,000 years supply of thorium in known existing deposits, but the perverse thing about "mineral reserves" is that they only exist if there's a market for the product - so there officially aren't any thorium reserves because there isn't any market for it.

China's cornered the rare earth global market by the simple expedient of buying up the thorium output of its domestic rare earth producers and stockpiling it in anticipation of their LFTR work paying off.

Concentrating on SMRs and uranium enrichment is playing into the deception games of the sideshow barkers and stage illusionists.

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Re: we only allow the best and brightest to emigrate to NZ...

> NZ is a popular destination for rich "preppers".

What those rich preppers fail to realise is that in the event of a national emergency the government will thank them for stockpiling goods and requisition the lot. NZ has rather strict rules about firearm possession and control, particularly the kinds of weaponry that appeals to preppers, so those bunkers aren't going to be partucularly defendable and the fastest way to deal with the armadillo position is to cover the air intakes with a mound of earth.

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TMSR-LF1 has entered the chat.

Unfortunately, it's not American and isn't legal to build in the USA, despite being developed and run there from 1965-69

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The old school Republicans left the bnuilding several decades ago.

Eisenhower's policies have current Republicans hissing like a vampire confronted with a garlic-laced cross and a few beams of sunlight.

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The driving force is that buildng a nuke plant in the USA at the moment is an endless cash cow for the contractors involved as long as they never actually complete the project

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We don't need a "move fast and break things" approach. That already happened, but the military favoured pushing the mosre dangerous approaches because it provided political protectioon for their weapons programs.

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Quite frankly, anything with water, sodium, lead-bismuth or CO2 in the core needs to be automatically denied. We know the downsides of all of these and they're unacceptable risks(+)

Ditto anything using enriched uranium - not because of the enriched uranium itself, but because that particular fuel is the unwanted waste product of weaponsmaking (weapons grade plutonium is made from depleted uranium and nobody makes U235 bombs because they cost hundreds of times more than plutonium ones) - IE: Enriched uranium reactors are a figleaf covering a weapons program, where you get 11% "reactor grade" uranium for power and 89% "highly depleted" uranium for bomb making.

We've had technology to build vastly cheaper, vastly safer, vastly less waste-producing nuclear reactors for 60 years and Nixon attempted to erase it from history in 1972 because widespread adoption would have put the nuclear weapons industry in danger (Hint: if it didn't work partucularly well, orders wouldn't have come down from On High to immediately shutdown the project and destroy all the documentation, nor would AEC rules have been rewritten to make that technology illegal to deploy in wording that skirted around explicitly saying "it's banned")

The economies of scaling on the non-nuclear side mean that anything smaller than 1GW power output isn't worth building, nor is anything that doesn't use supercritical steam for the turbines.

(Yes, I know about supercritical CO2, but it's not ready for mass deployment yet and rolling out TWO major technology changes at once is a recipe for financial disaster. In any case the sizing issue still stands as the only way to make the turbine side pay off is to make them as large as materials science allows them to be. If you could make reliable steam turbogenerators larger than ~1GW then that's exactly what the operators would do)

The USA has pissed away a 50-60 year lead in nuclear power in favour of oil politics/empire building (ironically, on a real "bed of sand") and the current leaders in reviving the tech are China (TMSR-LF1) - proving along the way that Weinberg's claims about directly using thorium as fuel (no reprocessing) and not needing reprocessing for intermediate actinides were both absolutely correct.

By the mid 2040s China will be _THE_ economic hyperpower and they'll have achieved it by breaking the politics of energy scarcity. There are six billion willing customers who will snap up production electrical generation plants even if the USA still manages to strongarm its "allies" into shunning it - they'll do it whilst reducing the global nuclear proliferation risk, for the simple reason that centriffuge farms will ONLY have a military use and no "dual use" justifications to cloud the issue.

Weinberg developed both LWR and LFTR technology, regarding the former as a laboratory glassware demonstrator. He was horrified when a small submarine size steam generator was scaled up to Rube-Goldberg sizes and complexities instead of pursuing the safer option that doesn't face exponentially (actually, cube-law) increasing engineering stresses as power scales up. The hideous costs of building civil nuclear power are largely driven by costs of needing a 3000MW steam boiler which can operate without maintenance for 60 years AND a building strong enough to contain a steam burst wrapped around that boiler. Whilst the hideous operating costs are largely down to internal corrosion (eg: Besse-Davis 2003(*)) and excessive steam turbine wear due to only being able to make wet steam. The horrible thermal efficiency plays into it too but it's minor compared to these two. Prolonged maintenance/refuelling downtimes don't help.

The best way for private industry to profit from LWR is never to turn them on. That's the primary reason why so many USA projects have gone vastly overbudget and behind schedule.

(*) Water at 350C and 100atm isn't benign. It's a demon trying to claw its way out of the pipework and destroy things at the best of times. Trace radioactivity from fuel rod corrosion and tritium generation is merely icing on that cake.

(+) Water - we've seen several examples. Sodium - see Santa Susanna and Monju. Lead-bismuth - see Alfa class nuke boats (polonium generated in the coolant loop, subsequently contaminating the reactor room is enough to ruin anyone's day, not to mention the biohazard of lead vapors). CO2 - see the various leaks from gas-cooled reactors.

New hire fixed a problem so fast, their boss left to become a yoga instructor

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Re: Progress

And there was always some Nimrod who'd tighten up the retaining screws so much they'd gall. (Hint, they only need to be tight enough to stop the plug falling out)

Stash or splash? Lawmakers ask NASA to find alternatives for International Space Station

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"The ISS will deorbit itself if we do nothing"

And is large/solid enough to both largely survive reentry as well as causing significant damage if it hits a populated area

Hubble is a similar problem. These are NOT objects which can be left to come down of their own accord

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Re: Bad idea

The station is also an increasingly dangerous biohazard, just like MIR before it.

Space Fungus is pernicious and destructive: https://youtu.be/5-J1t0rAlOU

Destructive as in eating away at the windows as well as wiring insulation, among other things

UK council digs deeper into capital assets to keep Oracle project afloat

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Exercises in wastefulness

What gets me about all these reports is the sheer expense of developing custom software for every single local authority

These are mostly cookie cutter operations and off-the-shelf software solutions exist, with local tweakery

As far as I can tell, the primary motivation for resisting moving to standardised solutions is the perceived threats to various individuals' little intra-organisation empires and often the best solution is to look more deeply into the prevailing culture/attitudes of the IT folk.

Councils tend to pay badly and this always seems to come with increasingly territorial/hidebound management who treat the organisation as their personal feifdom

As always, the staffer who "graciously stays on years past retirement" is often the the most dangerous person in the organisation and looking into what's going on in the background usually finds stuff they'd rather not be found.

UK gambling regulator accuses Meta of lying about its struggle to spot illegal ads

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Re: I'm a bit confused by this amalgamation

The Boulder Pledge applies

"I will not do business with companies which support spammers, or companies which do business with those companies"

In short, if you do business with companies providing services to facilitate illegal activities, YOU become the problem.

Criminals (including illegal gambling sites) seldom pay their bills(*) - as many hosters have found out multiple times over the years, but marketers and sales twats only see the $$$ being waved upfront and override internal objections. What starts hurting a company is when their legitimate customers LEAVE and they find that the criminals have sailed in the night

(*) The standard method is to pay up front for 3 months, then not pay bills for 6-9 months. Hosters and tier-1 providers are notorious for keeping connectivity up long after the bills have hit 90 days overdue

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What you missed is that you should be reporting these ads to places like the ASA rather than Facebook. It's clear "self regulation" isn't working, so push it through 3rd parties

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Re: No ads = no profit

If the report goes to the regulator who then confirm and levy fines, it is likely to cause Meta to start focussing.

Especially if the fines are significantly larger than what the illegal outfits are being paid, or provision is made to ban Meta from selling advertising in the UK _at all_ if the fines hit a suitable threshold.

What amazes me is that the legal advertisers aren't putting pressure on Meta - if they all pull out and Meta only has illegal gambling sites advertising, that enables a legal crackdown to take place.

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Re: Duh!

To emphasise this point. Facebook got started by spamming the hell out of every possible channel and using stolen PII

Ofcom probes Meta over WhatsApp info it was legally required to provide

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Re: Ofcom

Or perhaps a 5-10 year ban on re-entering the telecommunications market in anything approaching management role (ideally longer)

OR, perhaps taking a leaf from New Zealand's book and stripping OFCOM of responsibilities it has assumed which should be the remit of the CMA

(New Zealand's Ministry of Commerce documented the huge amount of economic damage the main telco had done to the country with its monopolistic behaviour whilst the OFCOM equivalent had been saying "nope, we see no need for intervention here. No problem, move along citizen" - it was actually the second round as the MoC had tried to take over this responsibliity in the 1990s, with a senior minister forcing market dominance control back to the telecommunications regulator when threats were made to crash the NZ stock market.

Keeping OFCOM sticking to its knitting as a technical and standards regulator and leaving anticompetitive/market dominance matters to the experts would solve a number of issues.

Future of UK's multibillion Ajax armored vehicle program looks shaky

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Re: re: Codenamed Tempest, this is expected to be in service by 2035,

BAE quoted so much to make those mods that a new carrier would have been a cheaper option.

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Re: re: Codenamed Tempest, this is expected to be in service by 2035,

"I say the Brits have gone crazy if they are buying US jets instead of Euro ones."

HMS Sitting Duck and HMS White Elephant are only able to accomodate F35Bs - otherwise they're just oversized helicoptor carriers

The British defence establishment has been sitting on assumptions that were clearly becoming unworkable 30 years ago, let alone in the last decade (as have British politicians. The USA was never a "friend", merely an ally who found us convenient)

Tech support detective solved PC crime by looking in the carpark

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And the hullaballoo associared with SP2 locking things down was LOUD

It got a lot of coverage from Vulture Central at the time

London boroughs limping back online months after cyberattack

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: birth certificates

"It's proof of ID"

It explicitly isn't proof of ID

Despite that, it's the core of most identity systems in the UK

AWS flips switch on Euro cloud as customers fret about digital sovereignty

Alan Brown Silver badge

"it would be possible to have a European company subject solely to European law"

It would have to be entirely clean sheet, without any US citizens on the payroll and with absolutely nothing tracing to the USA (including business operations)

That's a much harder task than you'd think. The USA Government decided a while back that it has jurisdiction worldwide on everything everywhere and if existing laws don't quite allow it then they'll change those laws, making the changes retrospective

The frog has been boiling for several decades at this point

Alan Brown Silver badge

"I've said a number of times is that a franchise arrangement could fit the bill"

Nope. The USA will find a path to smash that wall or alter their laws to simply make it so