* Posts by Neil Barnes

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District denies enrollment to child based on license plate reader data

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Re: Should-Be Obvious Failure

Donkeys are mammals. Aristotle is a mammal. Therefore, Aristotle is a donkey...

Do they actually still teach logic these days, even to programmers?

Medical equipment techs beg for right-to-repair lifeline

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WTF?

delays in receiving parts, service keys, manuals, and other necessary repair materials

Other than _uncommon_ spare parts, why are the others not included in the box when the machine is new?

Yes, yes, I'm old. I remember things you could fix once you'd bought them. I see no reason why this should no longer be the norm; the only reason for holding back on essential machinery - from cars to combine harvesters, from thermostats to hospital monitors - is blackmail, pure and simple.

Users protest as Google Antigravity price floats upward

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Re: Fuck Google

Cum eos testiculis teneas, corda et mentes eorum sequentur.

Microsoft adding Xbox mode to Windows 11 - even the Professional edition

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WTF?

So commercial users won't buy that version

And domestic users generally get whatever version their computer comes with...

Just who are they expecting to buy this exciting new advertising opportunity product?

Linux PC vendor System76 tries to talk Colorado down over OS age checks

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Re: verified at OS level

That will work well on this machine: it uses one of those newish Intel semi-cameras that offloads the image software to the processor (like the old soft modems used to do) and at the moment, it doesn't work with this linux. No piccies from the onboard camera! About which I am _not_ complaining.

Brit competition cops warn AI agents may not be 'faithful servants' to consumers

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Terminator

there's a risk the agent isn't exactly a "faithful servant" to the consumer.

. More of a bloody certainty...

RSS dulls the pain of the modern web

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Liferea

A pun on the German for 'delivery' perhaps?

Microsoft Copilot to hijack your browser... for your own convenience

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Linux

"so you don't lose context."

Well huh! All these years and I never realised I was browsing out of context.

UK still doodling digital pound while Brussels frets over payment sovereignty

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Re: Digital currency

I don't carry _any_ financial instruments on my mobile. I do no phone banking or phone purchases. Ever. I don't have the banking application, the credit card application, or paypal and its friends.

Your mileage may vary, but I consider the mobile phone one of the least secure devices in my possession and an obvious target for criminality. So it's used to message, to navigate sometimes, to take photographs in the absence of better solutions.

A financial system which requires every user to have a mobile phone is broken by design, and probably equally by design insecure.

HR may have to cajole and soothe reluctant employees to get them to use AI

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I definitely think I picked the right time retire.

Once upon a time, saving your bits meant punching holes in floppies

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how many Windows installation disks were repurposed

As I recall it, very few. You jealously guarded your installation discs because you knew you'd need them, sooner or later...

MIT boffins aim to build injectable mini-organs that can fill in for a damaged liver

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Re: Amazing!

I'll buy them a pint, too, in the hopes that they might do something for the pancreas while they're at it.

Chrome Gemini panel became privilege escalator for rogue extensions

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Can't do that. Users might not decide _right_.

Microsoft's Project Silica promises eternal storage. It can't get there from here

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Hence, of course, A Canticle for Leibowitz.

We can read 4000 year old pyramid inscriptions, but the media is a bit tricky to store and not particularly inforrmation-dense.

LibreOffice Online dragged out of the attic, dusted off for another go

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a modernized UI with a ribbon

Well that's a deal breaker right there. As long as Libre Office continues to use menus as the great $deity intended, that's where I'll stay.

Funny, four thousand years or so ago the Mesopotamians invented writing, and now we've advanced back to pictograms (which, in spite of all their apologists, are firmly based on shared cultural norms) and indeed, bombing the descendants of those pesky Mesopotamians. That'll teach 'em.

OpenAI’s Altman says Pentagon set ‘scary precedent’ binning Anthropic

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Stop

require approval by a human decisionmaker

They missed a word. "Currently". Easy enough for the Pentagon, or the Great Orange One[tm], to decide that human decisionmakers are not required, and bingo, they can let the automatic idiot handle everything.

Lenovo shows off snap-together laptop with removable keyboard, screen, and ports

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Cosmic blue?

Perhaps, but to these old eyes it looks remarkably gray...

OpenClaw, but in containers: Meet NanoClaw

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Re: yet smaller

I'd settle for a sanityclaw, but everybody knows sanityclaws don't exist!

Denizens of DEF CON are 'fed up with government'

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Re: The utopia!

You beat me to it!

Gatwick shuttle screen suffers pre-flight nerves

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Re: Win 10 rebooting

I did win some glass plates on the Bay a few years back, but I only have the one Sanderson quarter-plate to fit them. I've never quite dared use them :)

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Re: Win 10 rebooting

Happy to announce that I never ticktock, or use any of the other asocial media, and that my preferred photographic mode involves silver halides on 4x5" sheets. But it would have been nice to supply El Reg!

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Win 10 rebooting

On a Potsdam-Elstal bus last night. Sadly I was unable to photograph it.

AI models suck slightly less at math than they did last year

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Re: If I bought a two-euro calculator

I bought an HP11c sometime in the mid-eighties. I'm shocked to say I've had to change the batteries recently, for the _second_ time. Nothing's built to last any more...

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If I bought a two-euro calculator

and it was only right 72% of the time, I'd be chasing a refund.

A computing device that does not return the same answer to the same question every time it is asked is _broken_.

Harvard boffins finally crack the mystery of squeaky sneakers

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tiny triboelectric discharges

One of these just for including that comment in the piece! --->

Burger King turns to AI to flame broil employees who aren't friendly enough

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Re: Guest Experience

If you happen to be in Kreuzburg, Berlin, I can recommend "Marthas Delicious Burgers" at Mehringdam 40... Excellent, if enthusiastically messy!

NASA safety watchdog says it's time to rethink Moon landing

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Alien

Blow that! Just fit a spindizzy engine to Washington and you could be rid of the lot of 'em.

AIs are happy to launch nukes in simulated combat scenarios

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Re: War Games

Let us not forget (from 1970) "Colossus, The Forbin Project".

Hide from Meta's spyglasses with this new Android app

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Re: I wouldn't want to "warn" about it

DIY EMP from capacitor discharge? There may be unwanted side-effects...

Hardly anybody bought Samsung's last smartphones for AI. It hopes this year's models change that

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Re: "AI"... What?

I own a phone - not a Samsung and hopefully without AI - but I have absolutely no idea of what half the functionality on it does. It's all very well to talk about 'obvious' and 'discoverability', but would it be really too difficult to include some sort of manual by default?

(I'm not a heavy phone user; a charge can last half a week.)

Orbital datacenters are a pie-in-the-sky idea: Gartner

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Alien

Obviously it's not going to be practical...

Just think of the cost of the extension leads...

Google Antigravity falls to Earth under OpenClaw-fueled compute load

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agreements they're unlikely to have actually read

Surely they had AI summarise it for them?

Hotel's rotary switchboard so retro it predates the concept of crashing

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Re: You know how to dial, don't you?

Well played, sir!

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Re: who have not seen such a device in the wild (or at least outside a museum)

Did it every day for years on my way home from school. Only won once though.

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Re: Smoke dirt and no cleaning done in decades

Somewhere around, I still have an official GPO file for cleaning the contacts on those switches...

Infosys chair says AI will clean up legacy systems – then make more of them

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WTF?

organizations no longer have any excuse to retain their legacy systems

Except those organisations which might want to survive the inevitable crash? What was he smoking?

Government upgrades drones, deploys joystick tweakers to catch illegal dumpers

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Re: Self-inflicted

This inert landfill waste from my bridge building project, your honour? Surely you have been misinformed. That's clearly my public garden project!

SpaceX's faulty Falcon spewed massive lithium plume over Europe, say scientists

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Re: Devil's advocate here...

So kind! I'll wash it down with this glass of oil from the Torrey Canyon!

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Devil's advocate here...

Does it count as pollution if the material actually started here?

Poland bans camera-packing cars made in China from military bases

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China already knows where its military bases are...

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Re: If some genius hadn't decided that all cars had to be connected

That process only works on Thursdays when jupiter is in retrograde.

A side effect of the automation is that my car will drive the brakes on when the car is off but it detects movement. Probably a good idea but the only time I've seen it do it is when it's on the train in the channel tunnel... When it insists. I stop the already stopped car...

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If some genius hadn't decided that all cars had to be connected

Then it would be much simpler to identify those which were.

There may be use cases where internet connection is useful to the driver, but there are none I can sensibly come up with where it is essential - easily proven by observation: my thirty year old Fiat is neither more nor less capable than my seven year old Renault (deliberately poverty spec to avoid all the touch screen insanity but still with too much unnecessary tech for my taste: who ever thought replacing a handbrake cable with an electric motor requiring special software to be able to change the pads was a good idea?). And there is no obvious way in which continuous online connectivity is a benefit to me as the driver.

Crims hit a $20M jackpot via malware-stuffed ATMs

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While these attacks don't hurt banking customers

Um, yes. Yes they do.

Any theft - whether it's money from 'the bank', cheating on taxes, shoplifting, stealing parcels from people's doorsteps - has a knock on effect throughout society. It may be only a few cents here and there, maybe only fractions of a penny... but there are such a lot of them. That's your pension that's not paying as well because the bank shows a lower profit and has a lower share price and dividend payout.

It still hurts you - and me - somehow. It's never a victimless crime.

Of course, whether its comparable to losses caused by a 'self-made' multi-billionaire is another question. It might be a defensible claim that people gave their hard-earned money to billionaire voluntarily. I mean, it's 'free' to use the 'services' that such parasites have created, right?

Microsoft boffins cook up archival storage using Pyrex glass they say can last over 10,000 years

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Re: Do they make their own Pyrex?

So we can look forward to the day when all those videos about 'pyrex' dishes exploding when placed on a cold surface are stored for eternity on slivers of that very same material. That's reassuring!

Copilot spills the beans, summarizing emails it's not supposed to read

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Re: As foretold by us on El Reg.

But they - the governments - already demand money with menaces. Er, I mean, of course, collect taxes for the good of all.

Do they really want two bites at the cherry? Say it ain't so, Joe!

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A classic case

of why my simply avoiding 'AI' is insufficient; I don't know what you're going to do with my email when you get it, and I have no way of knowing.

Windows 11 finally hits right note: MIDI 2.0 support arrives

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Re: Hit The Right Notes

It looks like you're trying to make some sweet, sweet music. If you'll describe the elevator to me, I can make sure its tailored correctly.

Flush with potential? Activist investor insists Japanese toilet giant is an AI sleeper

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Re: Do not flush

Every rule has an exception.

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Do not flush

when the train is stationary in a station...

CIOs told: Prove your AI pays off – or pay the price

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neither increased revenue nor decreased costs

Well well well. Who'da thunk it?