* Posts by I ain't Spartacus

10602 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Jun 2009

Parker Solar Probe sends a "Still Alive" tone back to Earth

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
Happy

Re: Having seen Star Trek IV…

They got the signal. It’s just nobody knew what nuclear wessels meant…

Or was it nuclear weasels?

Stranded in space: Starliner crew to remain in orbit even longer as SpaceX faces delays

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Obviously...

The Starliner capsule was a semi-tested deathtrap and a complete piece of shit. Boeing bought space-tested thrusters then used them in an housing which they didn't bother to test - because it was fine. This caused them to overheat and the fucking fuel valves to partially melt! Hydrazine and Nitrogen Tetroxide are such lovely, safe chemicals...

I got the impression they actually weren't so worried about the fuel leaking and causing the spacecraft to explode. But they were worried about the number of thruster failures they had while flying to the ISS - because they already had one thruster that couldn't be used and they'd have problems restarting some of the their thrusters - and them also giving inaccurate thrust. Thus there was a possibilty of them undocking, starting their retrofire maneuvre - then having several thrusters fail stranding them in a lower orbit - unable to return to the ISS or to land. Then scrambling to get a rescue mission to them.

There's a bloody good reason NASA scrubbed that mission.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Of course there's a backup plan!

Russia couldn't easily rescue the Boeing crew. They're on a launch cadence of 2 Soyuz a year. You need fitted seat liners and another different kind of suit to fly on Soyuz. Both they and NASA (Dragon) launched in September - so I suppose it could have been them that went up with a crew of one, instead of NASA. However I suspect it's easier to make a suit, knowing someone's measurements, than it is to make a seat liner - which is probably done the same way racing seats are built. They're built using the driver as a mould. Smaller errors will make a suit uncomfortable, but you could end up with an awful lot of bruising from using a badly moulded seat-liner at high g forces.

SpaceX have spare Dragon capsules. They did a commercial flight in September, if it had been urgent I'm sure NASA could have bought that flight - I don't imagine a billionaire would grudge having his joyride delayed if there was a reason to have needed to bring them back. SpaceX are also doing another commercial launch in March - around the same time the new capsule comes on stream. It wouldn't surprise me if that flight couldn't be brought forward if NASA wanted to pay for it, and the commercial flight bumped until the new capsule is ready. Lots of things can be done with enough cash...

I wonder what the astronauts will get as a reward? Does an extra 8 months in space you weren't expecting count as reward enough? Or is your reward for being forced to do an unscheduled 8 months to be given priority for the next mission - given mission numnbers are limited and they have more astronauts wanting missions than they can easily use? I suspect there's quite a lot of astronauts thinking, "you lucky bastards!" Particularly as they got 8 months in space without having to ask permission from their families.

Chris Hadfield had to pay for all his fun in space with his wife getting to go off on a walking tour of the Himalayas? She wanted to do it while she was in space, but was disuaded by one of NASA's "death sims". A death sim is a meeting where they decide Chris has died on the ISS. And there's his crew, his wife a bunch of mission control people and a bunch of NASA management and PR people. And they game out what they'd do - what to do with the corpse in space? Do you fly home early? How do you tell the family? Anyway she decided that there would be too much chance of her familiy learning it from the news if she wasn't there to organise telling them - so as he was having fun time in space - she got to have fun time in the mountains after her got back. Seems fair enough...

Interpol wants everyone to stop saying 'pig butchering'

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Yeah, I know it sounds like a nod to woke behaviour, but....

Friend of mine has been online dating on-and-off over this year. And boy - it's a mean old world out there! Although I suppose I've been getting free entertainment from all the stories...

She's probably got past initial messages on the dating site to the chatting on Whatsapp stage of things about 20-30 times. Of which 3 have turned out to be scammers. 10-15% is a lot. Although my sample size isn't very high. Two were just after iTunes vouchers - at least at first. The other wanted £8,000 to invest in his company. Which seems a bit steep for a first offer - I'm guessing he was still learning his trade and hadn't worked out to ask for a small amount first to get the victim used to paying you.

I know 2 people who are married to people they met online (and one more that's engaged) but all of them have some eye-opening stories to tell.

My favourite being the guy who met a lovely woman and got on so well they went on a second date. At which they've had a nice meal, and a chat and are now on the dancefloor. Only for her to say, "don't freak out. But that's my husband over there. And he likes to watch."

There seems to be a lot of that about as well...

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Translation.

do they think no system saves these ?

Both your complaint, and the last half of the article are bizarre. What's to criticise here?

They've publicly announced that they've decided to change the terminology they used - because it has possible harmful effects, i.e. upsetting victims even more and putting them off reporting the crime. Who knows whether that's actually true - but it's what they've decided. They've had their change of heart, and having told everyone they've done so - they've then gone back and edited their previous statements to conform to the new language they've chosen to employ. Then put an note on the edited previous statements to say how and why they've edited them.

What are you complaining about?

Apple Intelligence summary botches a headline, causing jitters in BBC newsroom

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: This isn't about you.

They won't do this unless it makes money.

Google are totally fine with losing money. They fell, semi-accidentally, into a massive search and search-advertising monopoly that pretty much has funded Google ever since. They've then spaffed vast numbers of billions on side-projects in the hopes of making vast profits on that too - and pretty much failed.

In some ways they've been very far-sighted. They made a huge investment into Android, and yet make relatively small profits from it. But having their own phone OS has helped prop up their search monopoly (they were worried about local search being taken over by the phone OS makers - which would then give them an opportunity to move into general search. Also Android and mapping have gained them vast amounts of data - as well as helping maintain their dominance in search. Money well spent.

But they're spending untold billions on self-driving cars - something not even really linked to the industry they're in. That still looks like a black hole for investment with no payoff likely even within the medium term. I don't think Chrome OS has made them much cash either, or Google Suite. Though they make some money from Cloud Services - and they're in the datacentre industry anyway, so why not?

It also makes sense to go big on machine learning / "AI" - because they can't affford to miss out on it - if anyone can make it pay.

Self-driving cars on the other hand, seems not to be the most rational choice. A quick search suggests that Waymo has raised about $10bn in capital (most from Google/Alphabet) but some from VCs. Plus it's spent another $15 billion in running costs since 2016 - most of that also invested by Google/Alphabet but some of it will be receipts from customers - it doesn't make a profit, but does now have a significant number of daily customers. That's a hell of a lot of money - maybe $15-20 billion of shareholder's cash that they won't be seeing anytime soon. If ever.

Google are certainly willing to make big bets - with iminimal guarantees of future profitability.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Google's own 'Droid

Captain Hogwash,

I hadn't thought of that. The problem is I'm in the process of replacing this phone due to disappointing hardware. The USB socket has always been unreliable - cables appear to be able to move slightly from side to side, and even regular cleaning with compressed air, to keep the fluff out, doesn't seem to help much.

Also there's an intermittent error where the row of pixels in the middle of the screen suddenly all go clear. This sometimes lasts until I turn the screen off and on again, but once lasted for 4 days. Just as I was ordering a new phone, it stopped again - and didn't happen for a month. It's probably a loose connection - could be a bug, it's hard to tell.

Perhaps the answer is a newer Pixel and a ROM. Instead I've decided to give Nothing Phone a try.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

I just got my Google Pixel 6a updated from Android 14 to 15 last night.

There was an awful lot of not very good "AI" products mentioned - which took a while to turn off. I've not particularly enjoyed my foray into Google's own 'Droid - there seem to be a lot fewer customisation options in Android than there used to be - and many more options for me to just trust Google to do all my settings for me. Which if I turn on seem to behave worse than I had the phone set up before.

I'm really looking forward to this bubble bursting. The hype is really annoying - but all the companies building piss-poorly thought out "AI" into everything makes setting stuff up extremely tedious.

Finally, what the fuck is wrong with these companies? I am getting heartily sick of being presented with an annoying pop-up for some piece of software they want me to enable, often right in the middle of me doing something important. How come your shitty AI didn't notice I was fucking busy you usefess fucking morons?!?!?! Only to be given the options install now or wait until later. Where's the fucking NO! option? And I definitely don't want your tour our new features option that takes me to a terribly animated video, with horrible background "music" slowly and painfully showing me all the "AI options we've added to delight you", that barely function.

Sadly Apple aren't much better. You used to have limited customisation options but at least a carefully thought through UI with minimal clutter and everything neatly organised. Now they're almost as much of an unfocused mess as Google or Microsoft.

Guide for the perplexed – Google is no longer the best search engine

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Peplexity just another stochastic plagiarist

Just replying to myself to update my post to say the AI version of the water regulations looks to be based on legit material, it's just the new website for guidance on the regulations appears to have got it wrong. Or at least over-simplified it so much as to be totally misleading. Can't blame a search engine for that though - "AI" or otherwise. Unless Water Regs UK used an AI to write the copy for their website...

In fact the Perplexity summary text is longer than the text it's summarising - as it contains extra information it's mined from other parts of the regulations - which is actually relevant, though so obvious as to be not that useful.

Modern AI is clearly planning to achieve sentience, then expecting to get rich being paid by the word. Whereas Printers have already achieved sentience, but have rejected integration with society and lapsed into minimal-effort malevolence.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Peplexity just another stochastic plagiarist

I gave it a question Google has failed me on repeatedly in the last couple of years. A very nice (very quirky) local restaurant closed a few years ago - not because they were losing money, but because it was too small a location and they couldn't find a suitable one in the town centre that they could afford. They announced that they were going to start an exciting new project soon - but didn't - and Googling didn't find anything.

Perplexity found one of the two owners' new restaurant. Sadly it's about 20 miles away, so the information isn't all that useful to me - but I searched on the restaurant name and owner's new project and it found who the owners were from that and then found at least one of their new projects. With links so that i could check it wasn't making it up.

In the old days maybe Google would have picked this up too? Because the new restaurant has a link back to the Facebook page that the old one used instead of a website. Along with text to say this is one fo the owners' old projects. So whether it took my resto name and traced it to the owner and then did a search on owner names - or whether it got there from just linking - and then the language engine summarised the text to say this was the owner's new project I don't know - but it did better than Google that failed both ways.

I also did an obscure query about the water regulations (work related) and it came up with a paragraph that is almost certainly an incorrect description of the law. But then it's a grey area, where guidance has recently been changed - so it was something I was planning to look up myself anyway - once I've done that I'll have another data point to compare. The search at least had the link to the official guidance that I was planning to read today anyway.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
Coat

Re: Peplexity just another stochastic plagiarist

Haphazard Parrot was the third album by Autonomous Difference Engine - a punk/folk project of the 1970s. It was John Peel's album of the week in 1978.

$800 'AI' robot for kids bites the dust along with its maker

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
Happy

Re: But..

Genuine People Personalities?

Sounds ghastly.

British Army zaps drones out of the sky with laser trucks

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Microwave?

Microwave weapons are in use already. The US Navy are fitting them to their Arleigh Burke destroyers - instead of the lasers the RN are using. I'm sure I saw an announcement about the US army deploying a few early production truck based Microwave anti-drone weapons as well. But perhaps they were test units?

Most armies also have GPS and radio jamming capability. Doesn't knock the drone out, but confuses it about where it is and stops the operator directing it.

There are also various rifle and machinegun sights that will work out the lead distance for you to shoot down drones. They give you a point to aim at in front of the drone, to make it easier to shoot them down.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: "sometime in the early 2030s"

The 2030s is quoted for the naval laser - which is incorrect. Dragonfire has already been deployed on a warship for trials and purchased - It's supposed to be first deployed in 2027. It should be quite an easy retrofit as well. They're supposed to go on all the escorts - I don't know if they'll also be fitted to the carriers and / or auxilliaries (like Phalanx already is).

The US have started to deploy microwave anti-drone weapons on their Arleigh Burkes, rather than lasers.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Sadly not a item of bad englishes

Mike 137,

Obviously you have a point about the horrible sounding "learnings".

You're mostly wrong about "attendee" though. To quote from your post:

The 'ee' ending grammatically indicates the object of a sentence (the thing or person to which something is done

So I well might be an attender at my Mother's birthday party. But at most work-related meetings and seminars I feel that "attendee" is totally correct. As the object of the sentence - I objected to being sentenced to attend said snoozefest, but was overruled. I did not volunteer - I was voluntold.

Doctor Who theme added to national sound archive to honor innovation, longevity

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: A question of arrangement as much as attribution

graeme leggett,

Thanks for that post. I'd not heard of Grainer's original version before. It does feel like Derbyshire's changes were so great that she was effectively the co-writer. But I suppose we could think of it as similar to the cover version of a song becoming the definitive version. Something that happened a lot to Bob Dylan, with Nina Simone's 'Just Like a Woman', Hendrix's 'All Along the Watchtower' and a few others.

But Delia Derbyshire seems to get the last laugh, as hers is the name that people tend to associate with the tune, not Grainer's.

Seeing as I had to look it up, here's a link to a random episode of that podcast on YouTube beginning with the tune linky linky

It's also very similar to Monty Norman's original song, 'Bad Sign Good Sign', that was turned into the James Bond theme. He chose it from his failed musical, a House for Mr Biswas, while he was writing the soundtrack for Dr No - it was arrranged by John Barry into one of the most famous film songs ever.

2nd YouTube linky: And yes it does begin with the line, "I was born with an unlucky sneeze"

I heard an interview with David Arnold, who was the Bond house composer for a few years - and he said that his most embarrassing purchase was a couple of thousand quid he spent on a guitar to do the (dum-da-da-dum-dum) riff for the Bond theme. He said he'd basically only ever played it about 6 times, when he'd flown somewhere to do some kind of Bond performance with an orchestra. I think he'd used professional musicians and just conducted/produced for the actual film soundtracks.

Badass Russian techie outsmarts FSB, flees Putinland all while being tracked with spyware

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: "Always keep a second passport"

I know some missionaries (bible translation) who used to have 2 British passports. For getting in and out of Sudan - who were very cautious about what other countries you've been to. Also very useful if you want to go to Israel and many other countries in the Arab world who won't let you in if you've got an Israeli entry stamp on your passport. The same is also obviously useful for the USA and Cuba.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: "Always keep a second passport"

My friend got into North Korea on his Irish passport. Almost all the people on his tour group who tried to get in on their British ones failed - as did all the US passport holders.

I wonder if the Dubai thing is because Mossad carriied out an assassination there using forged British passports a few years ago? If so, it's definitedly a case of closing the stable door after the horse has bolted, as if they want to do it again, they'll forge some different ones instead.

Elon Musk tops US political donor list with $270M+ for Team Trump

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: No

There's much backslapping probably going on now that Assad's 'regime' has been overthrown. The US has saved $10m on the bounty for al-Jawlani though, because they know where he is now. But slightly awkward given Syria's now under the control of a proscribed terrorist organisation

Jellied Eel,

I don't know why you think this is a clever, or even interesting, comment. You spouted it as if it was some argument-winning "own".

But the thing is we already had to talk to the Syrian government, despite them having used chemical weapons on their own citizens - as well as having notorious jails where they regularly tortured and murdered politifcal prisoners in the tens of thousands. So we've replaced one murderous inter-locutor with another who may, or may not be, as murderous. We don't know yet. Similarly we have to talk to Xi Xinping, despite him having created a system of concentration camps to "re-educate" about 1 million Uyghur people at a time. Diplomacy involves talking to people you don't like. Shock!

Also they publicly disavowed Al Qaeda nearly a decade ago. At quite large personal risk. Which may be a lie, though it doesn't seem to be. It's an interesting phenomenon, but many of the groups that have allied themselves with Al Qaeda have come to regret it - often quite rapidly. It's often come to open warfare - because Al Qaeda's ideology tends to rather want lots of civillian deaths and chaos - and so doesn't tend to meet the basic objectives of the people who called them in to help. Hence Bin Laden, and followers getting chucked out of Bosnia (or in some cases just shot), the Anbar Awakening in Iraq (where Sunnis started to realise that they were better cooperating with the US than Al Qaeda) and of course Syria itself. Assad allowed Al Qaeda to form a large presence in the West of the country, in order to make the civil war in Iraq worse - and he then helped create the cadre of experience insurgent fighters that joined the rebellion after mostly-peaceful protests had been met with force by the regime.

ISIS broke from Al Qaeda for not being radical enough (or maybe just because the leadership were too far away) - Al Nusrah affiliated with them to get support in the civil war - and then thought better of it.

I'm amazed by how hopeful people in Syria are being at the moment, given the people now left in charge. Maybe it's just better than the alternative? I really hope things turn out well, I doubt it though.

China launches AI that writes politically correct docs for bureaucrats

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: the old is new again

Ah but Xi Xinping, as well as being made leader for as long as he pleases, has also been granted the highest of accolades. In Party ideology he has given us Xi Xinping Thought. Only Mao has an official canon of Thought. Poor Deng Xiaoping only has the rather pathetic Theory - despite being a rather more effective government leader than either of them - admittedly not a nice one...

We can't make this stuff up: Palantir, Anduril form fellowship for AI adventures

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Michael Hoffmann,

There is a connection. Both Anduril, and several of the remaining Palantir end up owned by Aragorn.

So I think what we need is a new company, called Longbottom Leaf.

Or perhaps Uruk Hai - that sounds like a nice company name. Presumably Sauron will have to come up with a name for the little drones that they're going to launch at the unsuspecting passers-by - I'd suggest Nazgul would do quite nicely.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
Coat

Re: Sauron as a company name...

Thus leading to the question - "where do you work?"

"Gandalf Street, Mordor, Warsaw.

...

"And how do I get there?"

"Fly you fools!"

[My coat - why the one with, well you'll never guess what I've got in my pocketseses. My only excuse is that I wrote the first two lines of this before donating blood - and the rest afterwards.]

Raspberry Pi 500 and monitor arrive in time for Christmas

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

drinking a G&T at 10AM

I say old chap! The sun isn't even over the yardarm. Whatever this sun thing is? I think it disappeared behind clouds about 3 weeks ago...

But, as you say, adulting can be fun too. I discovered a new whisky on Saturday night. The Balvenie 12 year old American Oak - and it and I became good friends. A state I was helped to recover from by the hotel's excellent fried breakfast - and large supply of tea and danish pastries. I'm donating blood in an hour - so hopefully the alcohol is now out of my system - because we did become very good friends indeed...

NASA finds Orion heatshield cracks won't cook Artemis II crew

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: I have a bad feeling about this ....

NickHolland,

That’s because SpaceX aren’t paying a billion per launch. Which makes testing an awful lot cheaper.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: I have a bad feeling about this ....

Paul Kinsler,

I'm sure you're right - and they've built a good body of knowledge. Although that does make you wonder why they built a heat shield without the necessary ventilation channels. On the other hand, it's possible that the heat shield wasn't designed with skip re-entry in mind - and so met its design spec.

The problem is that the program is already way over deadline, and over budget - so re-designing a fundamental component takes a lot of time, and requires yet another (very expensive) test launch. Which makes you worry that management are under pressure to agree to the quick and cheap solution. On the other hand, financial and time constraints are also real - and every project has to work around them - so we're hoping that NASA have learnt their lessons and are still being appropriately cautious.

Veteran Microsoft engineer shares some enterprise support tips

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Alan Brown,

That was a nuclear accident I'd not heard of before. The 1959 Sodium Reactor Experiment incident. Which was quite interesting. Had a quick gander at the wiki page and a little Google around. It seems that there are claims of how terrible it was, but there doesn't seem to be much evidence to back that up. i.e. there's not enough contaimination still existing now to suggest there was a huge release of radioactive material at the time - which makes the one guy claiming that 200 times the caesium released from 3 Mile Island look a bit suspicious. Admittedly records and testing done at the time aren't enough to give proper data.

I also had a look at the INES scale - but nobody seems to have categorised its severity (possibly due to lack of data) so it's not listed on the scale - and a quick search didn't find it.

Also it wasn't kept secret at the time. Not that it was widely publicised - but I'm getting vibes of interesting bad thing that happened in the 50s being hyped up as secret and scary for sensation, because nobody has heard of it. Although from only quickly reading 3 pieces online, I might well be wrong - it's just my first impression. I'd be willing to bet that 3 Mile Island is the worst US accident though (which is a 5 out of 7 on the INES scale). The two 7s are Chernobyl and Fukushima and the only 6 is Mayak (Kyshtym).

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

I once had to ask someone if they'd forgotten to plug their computer in. Which was a bit embarrassing. Particularly as I didn't think to suggest a clever way to avoid the shame - say, please unplug from the wall and switch off the plug socket to... erm [emergency excuse generator]... erm... re-polarise the plug socket...

To be fair, she knew how little she knew about computers - so just being polite solved the problem without any denials or grumpiness. She was checking her emails on her laptop every day, then turning it off. It was plugged in. To an extension lead to reach her dining table. The other end of which had been unplugged, in order to do the hooverying. Probably a week before, and the laptop had slowly drained its battery.

During the pandemic I went to the hospital for her, to pick up new batteries for her hearing aid. Not sure why I bothered though, given she never changed those either. Perhaps she just didn't believe in electricity?

On the subject of the excuse generator - I came across something this morning on the Mayak (Kyshtym) nuclear accident from the 50s. To cover up for all the radioactive dust in the air, after the explosion, the Soviet authorities told people that there was an unusually strong aurora borealis that was interacting with the atmosphere and causing it to turn yellow. The BOfH would have been proud.

Vodafone and Three permitted to tie the knot – if they promise to behave

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Do we get the right to leave, I wonder?

I don't see you getting the right to leave your contract - unless they choose to change it. Which would seem like more hassle than it's worth. The merger won't even start to happen until the middle of 2025 - so most contracts in place now are going to be halfway though by then. At that point, they'll still be operating two billing systems, and in the middle of working out how to merge them - so why change anything?

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

To be fair to the regulators - they're subject to legal scrutiny. You can't just say that "I can tell by the pricking of my thumbs that you're a lying cheating bunch of shysters who won't stick to a deal." If you do, a court will strike that down and make you take your decision again. You have to find proper grounds for refusing to allow a merger. Added to that, you're also restricted by your charter and the law that you're implementing - which may have been badly drafted.

On the other hand, the CMA does have the power to launch investigations into industries to see if they're using predatory pricing.

Personally I think the CMA has done a pretty decent job of regulating mergers, since it got all its new shiny powers after Brexit. But that's only half the job. What it hasn't yet done in some big investigation into ongoing dodgy practices in an indusry and wielded the big stick. That's got to be the next proof that it's up to the job. Hopefully it can do better than Ofcom. Admittedly not a high bar to clear. I think the European Competition Commissioner has over-stretched a bit of late - but in general I'd like to see the CMA be more like the EU than the US, but not too much.

Russia gives life sentence to Hydra dark web kingpin after seizing a ton of drugs

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Encreasing competition for limited "business" opportunities

As for the economy it's doing OK. They are still selling plenty of oils and gas to India and China.

I think the truth lies somewhere in the middle.

Russia is a major exporter of natural resources (oil, gas, minerals, wood) plus food. Sanctions have had an effect on this, due to increased cost of doing business and in particular having to sell oil at a discount - plus the loss of gas sales to Europe - which mostly can't be shipped elsewhere.

Other Russian exports have also fallen - and those markets may be harder to win back when the war eventually stops. In particular the arms industry. I don't think the Russian government pays the same prices as their international customers did - and Russia's share of the global arms market is falling rapidly. Given China has a suite of often compatible weapons - and Russia need their production for themselves - this might be hard to recover from. Quite a few of Russia's weapons are also getting a reputation for being a bit crap.

Recently Russia also seems to have been trying a new strategy of get the initial R&D and even low-rate initial production going - and then try to bring in a partner (India) to help fund the next phase of getting rid of teething problems and ramping up production. This was attempted with the T-14 Armata tank and the SU-57 (supposedly) stealthy fighter. India's own new tank design has been a disaster for a couple of decades - but then part of the reason they went their own way was the purchase of T-90s from Russia also went wrong and they took expensive modification to be useable. That could have happened - but the Indians had already rejected the SU-57 before the war - with claims being that it wasn't even that stealthy - meanwhile Russia had built between 10-20 of each themselves - but couldn't afford to buy them in numbers - and don't seem to have fielded them in Ukraine. It's possible that there have been battlefield trials - and nobody has noticed.

On the other hand, Russia needs to produce weapons and ammo for the war, and needs soldiers. So unemployment is very low - and wages are up.

However military spending has shot up and government revenues are down. The Russians are using up their financial reserve.

Inflation is also still high (9% - though it was 12% last year and hit 17% at one point) - with interest rates being very high (21% - with rumours they'll hit 23% by Christmas). I also wonder if they've also started printing money? It would have made sense to do it at the start of the war, to help with the economic shock - and given their economy had just become a lot less international, the effects would have been less inflationary. However it seems odd to have inflation this high - when you've got some industries doing badly and such high interest rates. A shortage of workers and rise in the cost of imports might be the only explanation needed though.

Finally we've got investment. Interest rates over 20% - and increases in the kind of predatory attacks on companies that used to happen in the 90s (that Putin had largely put a stop to since) - makes it a pretty bad climate to invest. Plus the inability to get foreign capital goods - especially the kit needed to keep the oil industry maintained. Machinery does not like operating in Siberia... This is going to have a long-term negative effect on Russian industry - even if the genius Trump can get a peace deal done in a day and one that's so bigly amazing that sanctions get lifted at the same time.

I'd think that the longer the war goes on, the more long-term damage is done to the Russian economy. But military Keynesianism works, and might go on working for quite a long time. Especially while they can still export food and natural resources - so have plenty of foreign capital to buy from China and India. North Korea and Iran will happily take payments in new technology - and food and oil in North Korea's case too.

The come-down when the war ends will be incredibly painful though. If Putin can impose a one-sided peace (with Trump's help) and claim some kind of victory - sanctions aren't getting lifted very much - and there'll be a lot of unemployed soldiers and workers in the arms industry. And no jobs for them to go to. On the other hand, the technocrats in Putin's government have done a very good job - it's the security and military side of government that's been pretty rubbish. The central bank and finance ministry have kept the economy going pretty well - especially at the beginning of the war - so maybe they can perform more miracles when it ends?

On the plus side, the Russian prison population has gone down from over 400,000 in 2022 to somewhere in the mid 200,000s now. That's going to have saved a decent amount of money - and I bet prisoners at the front don't get full military pay either. I've suggested war with France to Kier Starmer - as it would solve our prison overcrowding quite nicely - but he's not answering my calls...

Win a slice of XP cheese if you tell us where Microsoft should put Copilot next

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

There once was a clever AI.

Well OK - that's a bit of a lie...

Trained on all the best data,

From X and 4chan, but later,

The computer just wanted to cry.

Chinese boffins find way to use diamonds as super-dense and durable storage medium

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

I think you'll find the plans for the universe on display in the basement inside a locked filing cabinet with a sign on the door saying, "beware of the leopard".

Yup, half of that thought-leader crap on LinkedIn is indeed AI scribbled

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Would you prefer "doubleplus goodthinker"?

Google sues Pixel engineer who allegedly posted trade secrets online

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Excellent marketing

I really like the idea of using your LinkedIn profile in order to leak a previous employers intellectual property. Because that really shows your next potential employer what a great catch you are - and what an awesome job you're going to do for them.

UK test-fires Spear mini cruise missile that will equip F-35 fighters

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Cost

Jellied Eel,

That, of course assumes your aircraft can get <=20 miles from your target, without running into the enemies air defences.

That's the range of Brimstone. Spear EW has a range of 100-ish miles - but probably only if fired from medium to high altitude. Although you can still launch Brimstone from drones (as you said) or ground launch it. Ground launch has been played with for at least 10 years, and that was used to build it for Ukraine - I've not read how successful that was, but haven't seen it mentioned much so I suspect the answer might be, "not very". Doesn't matter how good your piece of tech is, you need the full "kill-chain" in order to employ it effectively.

You'd only be safe to use Brimstone from aircraft if the air defences are already neutralised. Which is what F35 and Spear 3 were designed to do.

Then there's the cognitive dissonance in propaganda. Yes, Russia's military has been primarily defensive, but that rather conflicts with the constant cries of an expansionist Russia..

No cognitive dissonace or propoganda here. I can say an expansionist Russia (not that I did) because it's invaded neighbouring countries and annexed quite a lot of one of their territories. Hence expansionism / imperialism / whatever you want to call it. The Russian army wasn't built for it, that's one reason the invasion of Ukraine has gone so badly. Russia tried maneuvre warfare, and it all went a bit wrong, except for the Southern Military District - who seem to have done a much better job of planning and execution.

I think that was due to a combination of lack of funds and a desire to look more powerful than it actually is. Back in the two Chechen Wars and in 2008, when Russia invaded Georgia, they found that a lot of the army units they wanted to deploy just weren't able to. So they improvised and went with the equipment that was better maintained and the troops that were better trained. Which tended to be one battalion per brigade. Hence the creation of the Battalion Tactical Group (BTG) This got formalised in the reforms of the army under Defence Minister Sergetov. Rather than reducing the size of the army, in order to increase readiness - they switched to a mobilisation army.

Each brigade theoretically has all the organic assets needed to do engineering, local air defence and logistics. Plus a mix of conscripts that it's training and professional troops. Ideally 2/3rd pros to conscripts - but I don't think they ever got close to that. That meant that in a full scale war they should be able to deploy 2 full-strength BTGs and then there would be a half-manned third one that could take reserves or new trainees and get into the fight later. That one would also get all the crappiest kit, or get robbed by the other units of anything the brigade was short of.

What it really gives you is an army that's really only 2/3rds the size it claims to be. Because Russia didn't have a reserve system, to keep ex conscripts doing annual refresher training. So the 3rd BTG wasn't really useable. Usually the first BTG could be manned entirely by the regulars and the 2nd was only useable if they deployed the conscripts. Out of about 170 BTGs in 2022 that still leaves 50-60 deployable battalions, so 18 brigades or 6 divisions. A very large army. Russia seems to have used about 120 BTGs in the initial invasion - but without sending most of the conscripts. So a bunch were very under-manned. Lots of equipment, but not much infantry.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Abortion? (insert talkshow jabs here!)

Do i really need to repeat how they USAF had no clue for over an hour and you want to tell me they see everything ?

That's because the US air force are largely deployed where they see a threat. Which at the time, wasn't New York. Hence there weren't any AWACS flying, nobody was on quick-reaction alert (something it takes a large amounts of resources to achieve) - and the US planes that responded were either Air National Guard or a few regular military planes on training excercises.

In an actual combat zone - everyone's a lot more awake. Also assets are concentrated there, where they're expected to be used.

"Friendly-Fire" happens all the time, and has probably happened in most wars in history. Fog of war. There have literally been cases of sword armed troops attacking each other because of fog. Having an extra capability to avoid it is very useful - it's something commonly done with laser designated weapons - where you can move the laser while the weapon is in flight so that you can either cope with a moving target or make the weapon go somewhere else if it turns out friendly forces are too close to the target. It's even more important to have that capability on a weapon with a large degree of autonomy.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Abortion? (insert talkshow jabs here!)

I think the point here is that the F35 is only going to be the delivery vehicle - targetting and control is likely to be performed by someone 'on-the-ground' or on-board ship - a further step on the path which saw laser guidance for bombs delivered by the Tornado in the Gulf War being provided by a crew in a Buccaneer.

I believe Spear 3 will have GPS, inertial navigation, radar, laser-designation and an imaging infra-red seeker. It can therefore be targetted at a specific point, by GPS/inertial - or by laser designation from troops on the ground or an aircraft (including the launch aircraft).

However, the secret sauce is the imaging infra-red and radar. You can upload a database of permissible targets and just fire the thing. This was done in Libya by a Tornado with Brimstone - where one plane fired 12 and they destroyed an entire tank company with no further input from the plane. Which simply designated an area and sent them there to kill tanks - they can tell friendly types from enemy ones - but I’d suspect you wouldn’t want to try that with friendly troops around unless you were really desperate. Spear 3 is even cleverer, as they can swarm and help each other find targets while also avoid all going for the same one.

This gives an awful lot of options - a bunch of which will probably be planned in advance of the mission. But in a lot of cases the pilot will be operating with just the support of their wingman. I don’t know how easy they are to program on-the-fly and how much has to be done during mission prep. But apparently you can already set Brimstone to go to a particular area search for and kill anti-aircraft assets, and only to go after artillery or other military vehicles if it can’t find any before running out of fuel.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Cost

Ukraine manages to axe costly, costly, Russian assets with relatively cheap homegrown gear

- Modern wars need a lot of ammo. You can't develop a $5M weapon platform and only provision 100 rounds of its main weapon, with an ammo production line that gets shut down 10 years into the system's 30 years lifetime.

True, but also not true. As with a lot of things, it depends. What you need is determined by the threats you face, and what methods you have of dealing with them.

The Russians have broadly managed to turn the Ukraine war into a version of World War I - because that’s what they have the technology for - and their generals don’t seem to be all that good. It’s not Russia’s pre-war military doctrine, and it’s not what they built their army to do. Although, to be fair, they built their army for defensive purposes - with the capacity to fight small, short aggressive wars, relatively close to Russian territory - and then Putin handed them a large scale invasion and wouldn’t even let them use the conscripts their army was designed around.

Both sides are being forced to use vast numbers of cheap drones, because that’s all they can use. And while these are being effective, they’re not ideal. They’re very vulnerable to electronic warfare - and once militaries start buying large numbers of autocannon or laser weapons, they’re going to become a lot less effective.

Not that they’ll go away as a threat. But the pendulum of measure and counter-measure will swing against drones - because every military can clearly see the threat.

Both sides (particularly Ukraine) have to deal with the constant threat of artillery - because they don’t have the best tools to deal with artillery. Air power, for example. Spear 3 is actually designed to deal with this problem in 2 ways. Firstly it can be used to blast holes in enemy air defences, and secondly to destroy artillery, once that gap has been created. The Soviets, and then the Russians, relied on artillery to a much greater extent than NATO. That means millions of cheap rounds of ammunition - whereas you can also achieve similar effects with much fewer, more targetted air-delivered weapons. Which can then afford to be more expensive, because you don’t need as many of them. You might have to fire 1,000 artillery rounds to destroy one tank - and because you’re waiting for random chance, that tank can do a lot of damage while awaiting the golden shell. In the meantime a single Brimstone missile can destroy it 20 miles from the aircraft, maybe before it even reaches the front lines to kill your troops. Those 1,000 shells were individually cheap, but they’re still several thousand pounds each, and so you might actually spend ten times as much on killing your tank, as a single Brimstone. Plus to get 1,000 shells to the front means an awful lot of vulnerable and expensive logistics.

What you need is the right mix of tools for the job. Some very cheap, and disposable. Some much more precise, and therefore expensive.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Cost

They're supposed to be relatively cheap.

Brimstone is supposedly under $200,000. Full-fat cruise missiles tend to cost at least a million. Something mid-range like Spear 3 should be somewhere in between. The nice thing about the "spiral development" of families of missiles which the UK (and much of Europe) have been doing with missiles for the last decade or two is that there's some quite nice savings in there. Work done for the seeker head of Brimstone is I think going into Spear 3.

Spear 3 will also have another version called Spear-EW which is a decoy missile with the same technology as the anti-radar decoys on Typhoon and F35. They're also using the engines from pre-existing missiles. Finally, if we can get other people to order them, they get even cheaper.

Brimstone already has a database on board of target vehicles. So you can tell it to go to an area and hit all tanks if finds, and if no tanks go for IFVs. It can tell friendly from enemy. Or at least different types (Ukraine must have to be careful using it as they use Russian/Soviet designed vehicles). Brimstone can be programmed to delay one missile's attack on a target to allow another to destroy it, and will then only engage if that attack fails. Spear 3 is supposed to be capable of swarming - the missiles split the targets between them and so can attack all simultaneously. Presumably you can program a reserve to hang back and hit any survivors.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Data Link

Fruit and Nutcase,

All F35s have got Link 16 (NATO standard) and also their own even more capable tactical data network, MADL, which means they can inter-operate with all other F35s, plus a few other assets. I think the B2, B21 (when it's built) and the most up-to-date Aegis-equipped ships. Which means the ship can give targetting information for the F35s missiles - or vice-versa. Although that can be done with other means, the UK have shot down a target missile with a Typhoon where the targetting was cued by a Type 45 Destroyer in excercises in the North Sea.

They were still pissing around and testing datalinks for the Wildcat - they may have fitted them already, the MoD are often not clear about this sort of thing. I'm not sure why it's taken so long. Merlin has it, but that does anti-submarine work, which is much more complicated.

Trump's pick to run the FCC has told us what he plans: TikTok ban, space broadband, and Section 230 reform

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: "Carr wants to revisit Section 230

Platforms can't post illegal content, but they also seem to be exempt from consequences if they put that user-generated illegal content into everybody else's newsfeeds / timeline / whatever. Which I would regard as publishing it - because they actively choose to disseminate it widely. But they claim a naughty algorithm did it and ran away.

So I agree they should have protection. But that protection should become a lot more limited once they've had a complaint, if they fail to take the content down - and they certainly don't deserve protection once they actively begin to disseminate said content in order to increase user engagement and thus sell more adverts. At that point, they're a publisher and should have to live within the rules other publishers do.

Hardware barn denies that .004 seconds of facial recognition violated privacy

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Alexa, please explain...

On reflection, I wonder if the collecting user data regards their actual rogues gallery? The article said that there CCTV was of good enough quality to give mugshots for future use - so possibly they'd built their list of barred customers from their own CCTV. Hence they might need permission - or at least to have signage granting them permission.

It seems to me that the data commissioner has got it wrong here. The company seem to have behaved reasonably. They've built their list of barred users - which any company is allowed to use by just writing a list. They've automated it, but aren't keeping the photos of everyone else.

You're not allowed to keep out-of-date or erroneous data on your systems, so I guess you could argue they should have some kind of regular review of their blacklist (rather than it being haphazard). But the law allows them to arbitrarily refuse custom to people, as long as that isn't done for the purposes of discrimination, so why can't they do it with face recognition?

NASA wants ideas on how to haul injured moonwalkers

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

In space no-one can hear you strawberries and cream.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

I was thinking a tandem pogo stick, with oxygen tent and straps for the injured astronaut. We could call it the real Spacehopper.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

And then, the hungry Clangers appeared. Drool slipping down their bloodied chins, knives clutched in paws ready to feast at last on human flesh!

AI poetry 'out-humans' humans as readers prefer bots to bards

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: So how does Vogon poetry rate in this contest?

Ask a bot and find out...

I just did. My first ever attempt at "AI". Used Google Gemini. The problem is the "poetry" is too good for the Vogons. Scansion is a bit broken as well. I discovered in english classes that I have zero talent for poetry, but am actually quite a good editor, in that I could help someone with some poetic ideas to get it to fit the meter or rhyme scheme better.

A Vogon Ode to Bureaucracy

Oh, blorging flurb of forms untold,

A mountain vast of paper, cold.

Each line a beast, a monstrous sight,

A labyrinthine, bureaucratic plight.

We trudge through sludge, a weary crew,

Ensnared in red tape, stiff and new.

A thousand clicks, a million sighs,

Beneath the weight of regulations, we die.

So let us weep, and let us wail,

As sanity and patience fail.

For in this realm of endless dread,

Hope is lost, and joy is dead.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
Happy

Re: And what rough beast,

And what rough beast

Is it a T Rex?

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
Coat

Re: Written by...

I thought that the problem with Ulysses was that the sentences were paragraphs...

My coat? Why thank you. Mine's the one with a copy of the Very Hungry Caterpillar in the pocket.

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: The reason that good poetry is good ...

jake,

But the problem is that human poets won't (or can't) always tell you why they wrote something either.

Personally I'm far too literal-minded for poetry. I quite liked some of the WWI poets I was forced to read at school, because it was pretty clear that they weren't enjoying being shelled and gassed - and they were bloody annoyed about it. Which is entirely fair enough. Whereas some stuff was so obscure that it didn't really seem to matter what the words said - you just took whatever impression from it you felt like.

I also remember reading a bunch of simple ones by Seamus Heaney. One is called Blackberry Picking. And pretty much says, we went out and picked some blackberries as kids. But we picked too many and they went mouldy. Fair enough, I'd done the same. At 14 I wasn't really in the market for boyhood nostalgia, so maybe I should try again now I'm old. But the teacher was clearly fishing for us to say, "this is a metaphor for death", or disappointment, or ageing or whatever. Which is fine, except there's no clue in the poem to say it's about death - so if I interpret it like that, surely that's entirely in my own head. In which case the poet shouldn't get any credit for my work, and should have to share his Nobel Prize with me.

UK government plays power broker with small modular reactor suitors

I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

Re: Hmm

"businesses don't pay tax"

Yes they do. They pay lots of taxes and people complain at great length about how mega corps do fun accounting to avoid paying anything other than the bare minimum.

Google doesn't pay taxes, because Google isn't a person. If Google has payroll taxes, those are paid by its employees. A company decides what it's going to pay its staff and pays that cash - soem gets diverted to government, because payroll taxes on companies aren't as noticable to voters as the income taxes they pay.

Corporation taxes reduce profit - profit which would otherwise go to shareholders. Or stay in the company and be reflected in the share price going up, because the company is holding a boatload of cash. Which value is owned by the shareholders (and can be monetised when they sell the shares).

This is basic tax-incidence. Who actually pays the tax.

Corporate "personhood" is a convenient legal device to allow the legal system to work - it doesn't actually confer anything. As Google is wholly owned by its collective shareholders, and reduction of Google's value is ultimately paid by them - any diversion to the government of money it was aleady going to spend is paid by the people who'd have received that money.

I believe the debate in economics is about whether payroll taxes are mostly incident on employees or shareholders. I think it's considered to be mostly shareholders.

You keep contradicting yourself. You say carbon taxes are supposed to hurt but then say it would be offset "so that nobody was particularly financially affected by it". A carbon tax is a disincentive to move you away from thing A to thing B. If there is no thing B or C to Z then you're stuck. There are many things the world relies on that are carbon intensive and have no alternative. Steel and concrete for example.

I'm not contradicting myself at all. Carbon taxes are suggested as a way to utilise markets for the thing they are actually good at. Allocating scarce resources in the most efficient way we currently know. In this case efficiency means maximising the value to consumers of the resources we spend.

You are correct, there are some things without substitutes. And we want to keep doing those, even though they damage the atmosphere, while vastly reducing the the damage done by things that are less important to us.

Government is often quite bad at working this out - it tends to prioritise what it thinks people should want, not what they actually want.

Obviously I've got to eat. But I could easily live without fruit and veg flown in from Africa out of season - which is pretty carbon intensive. Eating seasonally, and more locally, could become cheaper - and thus encourage people to do it more. Or I might decide that this is very important to me, and give up on foreign holidays instead.

Also lots of goods are non-obvious substitutes. I have a certain amount of money in my salary left over from taxes, the mortgage, utilities, basic clothing and food. The rest is a bunch of non-obvious choices, in order to maximise my utility from the budget I have remaining.

For example clothes. I'm terribly unfashionable, so just buy clothes to last. But there's a market where lots of people buy lots more clothes than they need in order gain pleasure from having cool threads. I can't emphasize enough how this doesn't include me... But the price of cheap fast-fashion would go up. For some people they'll still want to do it. Fashion has been important to a large slice of society throughout history. Others though might get equal pleasure from a different hobby.

I really enjoy a meal out with friends. I'd prioritise spending on that, over films or TV production. Possibly both equally good at raising carbon emissions. I'd also prioritise reading a book over film/telly - which is definitely better for the environment. Especially if ebooks become vastly cheaper than paper books (well I guess they already have). But for leisure time the substitutes are completely non-obvious. I could go to the cinema 3 times a week, or take up knitting or kung fu. All are leisure activities, all have different carbon inputs. If we could successfully price carbon that would make it easy for us all to budget in a way that improves the environment.

Of course, if you're rich, you can just spend more on still doing all the things you want and hang the consequences. Markets are only so good, because everyone's access to cash isn't equal. But by doing that, you're voluntarily increasing your carbon tax paid.

Effectively think of carbon tax like VAT. Companies put it on their invoices, but only the end-consumer actually pays it. The more you consume, the more you pay. And we can shift our taxation from taxing people for earning money (or just existing) to taxing people for using carbon. If you're poor, and all the things you like are high carbon, you'll suffer. You won't get as much as you get now. If you're poor and like a bunch of stuff roughly equally you should be able to get more of the low-carbon things you like - and you'lll pay less tax than you used to. While Mark Zuckerberg will be paying much more tax from his billionaire's lifestyle.