* Posts by Fruit and Nutcase

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Microsoft reportedly eyes E7 tier to make AI agents pay their way – like the humans they'll replace

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Oracle

Has Micro$aft hired a senior Oracle licencing lawyer?

AWS says drones hit two of its datacenters in UAE, urges users to move resources to different regions

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Re: Armed data centers

Has Amazon any Data Centers with a moat, patrolled by sharks with lasers?

Stop macOS 26 nagging with one tiny policy tweak

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if cosmetic stuff like Liquid Glass

That's just lipstick on a pig from Apple

Lenovo shows off snap-together laptop with removable keyboard, screen, and ports

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Re: Cosmic blue?

The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night.

Haru: Beverly Hills Ninja

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Re: Some time around 1993, I saw a laptop the likes of which are unlikely to show up again.

correction: Whilst the ThinkPad 755CV could indeed be placed on an OHP, the display itself could not be detached from the main/keyboard unit. The whole thing was a bit of a Heath Robinson affair, with the use of the supplied staps to secure the laptop onto the OHP.

755CDV on a OHP (CDV - with CD-ROM drive) https://thinkwiki.de/Datei:755cdv-overhead.jpg

IIRC, Siemens had a laptop around the same time/a bit earlier which had a completely detachable display unit, which was then connected to the main unit via a cable (supplied) - that is probably a better fit for what the OP mentioned.

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Re: Some time around 1993, I saw a laptop the likes of which are unlikely to show up again.

That would have been a 755CV.

List price in the UK came to about £6000 in 1995, with maxed out RAM. 486DX4 100.

Had one from work.

LibreOffice Online dragged out of the attic, dusted off for another go

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OnlyFans

If OnlyOffice were to be available, hosted via OnlyFans, it could be an extra channel/revenue stream for OnlyOffice, as it would give users of OnlyOffice via OnlyFans, plausible deniability for accessing the OnlyFans website.

icon: dirty mac

US struck Iran with copies of its own drones

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Peace Prize

Will Gianni Infantino be asking Trump to return the FIFA Peace Prize?

Trump orders purge of 'woke' Anthropic from government

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US military reportedly used Claude in Iran strikes...

"...despite Trump’s ban"

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/01/claude-anthropic-iran-strikes-us-military

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Alien

I like Woking

I like being woke

the original is not very "woke", but if we re-appropriate it...

I like trucking. I like I like trucking, I like to truck.

[i like woking. I like I like woking, I like to woke.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9lmCpIzhFo

btw, "Woking" - a town in Surrey where HG Wells once lived...

https://wellsinwoking.org.uk/Home/Wells

‘There I planned and wrote the War of the Worlds and the Invisible Man’.

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less woke

You don't have to be Nasti to work here, but it helps

Burger King turns to AI to flame broil employees who aren't friendly enough

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"welcome," "please," and "thank you"

You're welcome. Thank you for your custom. Have a nice day. Now please burger off"

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Re: Now I can't even buy it.

Cash Back at participating retailers?

Britain's creaking courts to use Copilot for transcriptions

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Joke

Minister: Copilot, review these documents from the Metropolitan Police Economic Crime unit. They're sure of a successful prosecution.

Is there a case against Microsoft that we should prosecute?

Copilot: Absolutely not. Microsoft have not contravened any laws since incorporation. It is probably the most law-abiding company in the World.

It will be a waste of time and resources to continue with this. Recommend disbanding the Metropolitan Police Economic Crime Unit and replacing it with an efficient Copilot driven system from a world leader in integration such as Capita

NASA safety watchdog says it's time to rethink Moon landing

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Lunar Rover

"now it's time for an SUV"

Cybertruck or a Ford Ranger?

Non US options wouldn't get a look-in, else, best option would be a Toyota Hilux

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Re: Firsts

You might well say that; I couldn't possibly comment

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Re: Firsts

It will certainly cost less - they can task the AI to figure out a way back using the resources on the Moon

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Firsts

Make it the first manned mission to the Moon achieved solely with the aid of AI. For added assurance of the success of the mission, from the supplier side, the CEO of the company that supplied the AI tech and the CEO of Boeing to be onboard. From the government side, who better than the commander in chief, Donald Trump.

Success of the mission is guaranteed.

Don't anyone mention the Titan submersible

Microsoft to auto-launch Copilot in Edge whenever you click a link from Outlook

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Sanitaryware

Hope Microsoft does not do joint-venture with one of the sanitaryware companies - Copilot[CraPilot] will be popping up like Clippy, "looks like you are going to..."

'Merica-made Mac Minis marked for manufacturing

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Re: Its most affordable Macintosh

mini? need cubic inches and lots of it

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First off the production line

Would that be a gold plated Mac Mini which will be presented to Trump at the White House by Tim Cook?

Bcachefs creator insists his custom LLM is female and 'fully conscious'

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A knob, a knob, my kingdom for a knob

missing knobs

Demand the return of the knob

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/feb/25/i-wanted-an-oven-with-a-knob-instead-i-got-a-world-of-pain

With thanks and apologies to Shakespeare, a big knob in English literature

Rogue devs of sideloaded Android apps beg for freedom from Google’s verification regime

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Re: Rogue journalist snipes at legitimate developers

Guess that makes me a rogue developer for having some apps I've written myself side-loaded on my devices. I don't distribute/give them away, just utilities and learning effort. Why should I register with Google?

O say, can you see: FCC pushes patriotic programming for US 250th

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Re: Patriotic Programming

If the latter, I'd check if Vance was following him out of the aircraft

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Re: Patriotic Programming

I wonder what AI would make of that statement.

My money is on him encountering a very hungry alligator at a golf course in Florida, or failing that, choking on a Big Mac or missing the 2nd step from the top when he's getting off of Air Force One and sliding headfirst down the steps on to the tarmac

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Correction

Star Spangled Banner[Y.M.C.A. by the Village People] or the Pledge of Allegiance [to Trump] to celebrate the US's 250th birthday.

Cowabunga[MAGA]

Altman: You think AI is wasted energy? Try raising 100 billion humans

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"Water is totally fake," he said, given that AI datacenters often rely on liquid cooling with closed systems, rather than traditional evaporative cooling.

And thereby totally forgetting the use of water for cooling at the generation stage. Unless the heat is discharged to the sea or a river, then, what are all those evaporative cooling towers doing at power stations? Yes, moving to renewables will negate the need for those - but with nuclear - it depends on the location and the technology used for cooling.

Guess he came up with that answer by using his AI dogfood.

icon: what happens when you don't cool the nuclear reactor

Pop music fans literally dying to stream hot new albums – in car crashes, that is

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Re: US Centric...

spot the old kit - from about 40 years ago...

Together in Electric Dreams - Philip Oakey and Giorgio Moroder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE1lzqJCeJ0

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Re: US Centric...

Wired for Sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0lV9h7b9B0

Single produced by Alan Tarney. Video filmed in and around Milton Keynes shopping centre - around 45 years ago!

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Re: US Centric...

They should, in the middle of a streaming of one of these new release albums, stream a Cliff Richard or Des O'Connor song or two - see if there is a spike

Linus Torvalds: Someone ‘more competent who isn't afraid of numbers past the teens’ will take over Linux one day

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ShinyHunters demands $1.5M not to leak Vegas casino and resort chain data

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Re: On-the-Fly Encryption/Decryption

And if the key isn't embedded then it has to be supplied, either from a file sitting on the server or transmitted from some other source and in either case it's susceptible to interception.

see:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elliptic-curve_Diffie%E2%80%93Hellman

"Elliptic-curve Diffie–Hellman (ECDH) is a key agreement protocol that allows two parties, each having an elliptic-curve public–private key pair, to establish a shared secret over an insecure channel."

Crims create fake remote management vendor that actually sells a RAT

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...backdoors users' machines and gives attackers full mouse and keyboard control, allowing them to record and stream the victim's screen. It also provides other typical remote desktop management capabilities such as file transfer, command execution, and user account control bypass.

Windows 11?

DEF CON bans three Epstein-linked men from future events

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Re: Bill Gates, too?

Yet, he's probably the most law-abiding, straight-forward and upright person in the computer industry, who amassed money and is *giving* it away.

Tell that to the people who's companies and livelihoods were ruined by the sharp practices of Microsoft under his tenure.

As for the money, there amount of money that was amassed was far, far in excess of what could be deemed equitable - sure, he was a majority shareholder, and did take the risk in the early days of the company, but, to me, he's a robber baron of the old school who then realised that you can't take it with you when the grim reaper finally catches up with you.

CIOs told: Prove your AI pays off – or pay the price

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Re: Playing all the right notes

Take a look at this - an earlier version of the sketch -

"...reveals an original template to Eric & Ernie's famed 'Previn' sketch, from 1963's second series of Two Of A Kind"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqHH1UQqIMs

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Playing all the right notes

"...but not necessarily in the right order"

The fear is not only that employees will build the wrong thing – it's that they will build the right thing in the wrong place, with the wrong data, under the wrong controls, the report states.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMPEUcVyJsc&t=75s

Unfortunately, looks like there are no longer any unmolested copies of this on youtube, but the given link starts at 75 seconds in, just before the playing starts for the final time, and avoids the annoying narration

Palantir spent $25M on CEO flights so Alex Karp could do all the talking

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Karp on

Nominative determinism?

Etymology:

The word “carp” dates back to the late Middle English period, originating from the Old Norse word “karpa,” which meant “to boast” or “to talk.

The term evolved slightly over time to take on a connotation of complaining or nagging, particularly regarding trivial matters.

https://goong.com/word/carp-on-meaning/

Adidas investigates third-party data breach after criminals claim they pwned the sportswear giant

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Adidas - Need less Sex, more Security

All Day I Dream About Sex[Security]

£111M later, frictionless post-Brexit border dream 'brought to early closure'

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Dear Government

Please may I have a government contract like those you routinely hand over to the usual suspects where nothing of value is delivered and is invariably cancelled after paying early termination fees.

I promise to keep to the same delivery ethos as you accept from your existing trusted suppliers.

Many thanks

Capita taps Microsoft Copilot to dig it out from UK pensions backlog

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Re: Making Crapita Less Crap?

At least with horse manure/crap, if you put it on your roses, you can be sure that at the end of it, it'll end up smelling of roses.

On the other hand (gloved), with Capita, it just stinks

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BBC Radio 4 - Money Box

covered this on Saturday...

"We'll get reaction from people affected and hear from Sir Geoffrey Clifton-Brown, the Conservative Chair of the Public Accounts Committee."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002rd98

Sir Geoffey sounded sceptical to Holroyd's assertion that things will get sorted out soon, and I think Holroyd will be making another appearance before the PAC in April...

Dutch cops arrest man after sending him confidential files by mistake

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Re: Double-Dutch police screwup?

Is that the same GCHQ who's systems and processes allowed one of their student interns to do to this?

https://www.theregister.com/2025/04/01/student_gchq_theft/

Why does the Windows 11 taskbar hurt me like that?

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Windows 365

Wait until they move Windows under the 365 banner.

Then, it will be a moot point about the task bar customisation when we won't be able to depend on being able to get to the taskbar 24x7x365

Log files that describe the history of the internet are disappearing. A new project hopes to save them

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The Radio Circle

"aim to locate "missing, believed wiped" programmes (mainly, but not exclusively, BBC) and, by raising awareness, prevent collections going straight to land-fill"

http://www.radiocircle.org.uk/

The BBC used reuse tapes. Lots of TV and Radio programmes have been lost that way.

The Radio Circle have for example traced and repatriated copies sent to overseas broadcasters, and also private home recordings done off-air

Anthropic wants comp-sci students to vibe code their way through college

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"We now have the technology to teach in two years what used to take four,"

Next up, the one year Medical degree.

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Re: This is sad

No different to if you were a graduate of the Trump University

Amazon-backed X-Energy gets green light for mini reactor fuel production

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X-Energy

That will rile Musk. Thought he's trying to be all things X

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No Regulations Commission

Result - see icon

'Another dark day': Users slam Microsoft over Polyglot Notebooks deprecation

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Usual playbook

seems a pretty user-hostile approach

Nothing to see here - move along now.

Usual Microsoft service deprecation without an alternative path will continue

Waymo launching China-made van that won't fail in rain, snow, or gloom of night

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Re: Going fossil

The problem is, as ever, there will be a certain cohort who are "more" superior/equal than the others