* Posts by jake

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WorldCoin's newest pitch: Scan your eyeballs to prove AI agents really represent you

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No.

Just no.

Salesforce stock buyback to saddle company with debt until 2066

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Before getting all excited, one might want to ask one's self ...

... What happens to all this newly generated debt when the AI bubble bursts?

Bank built its own threat hunting agent because vendors can’t keep pace with new threats

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Remind me again?

Why are people bothering to use AI when it is clearly far more of a pain in the ass than it is worth ... and that's only if it works the way it is claimed on the tin, which is rarely.

Everything needed to make DNA and RNA found in asteroid sample

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I'm fairly sure ...

... we had found all that in interstellar gasses before the end of the 1960s.

Gartner suggests Friday afternoon Copilot ban because tired users may be too lazy to check its mistakes

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If it's all that bad ...

... why on earth would any company allow it in the door in the first place?

Those who 'circle back' and 'synergize' also tend to be crap at their jobs

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Re: Shhhh!

Unrolling paper products at speed is also an exquisite mechanics problem ... Visit a dead tree newspaper's print shop some time (most happily give tours, especially if you have a kid or kids in tow. Call and ask).

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No kidding.

One wonders how much grant money this "study" managed to elicit.

Seriously, we've been laughing at this corporate bombastic bullshit for as long as I can remember. The first "boardroom bingo" cards I remember were run off on either a mimeograph or spirit duplicator, long before "xerox" became a verb.

Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds

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Re: A switch...

My 50A 240V sockets (NEMA 14–50) don't have switches. Neither do the 20A 240V (NEMA 14-20) ones.

No, nobody dies. Sorry.

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Re: A switch...

Hey, everyone who is anyone uses British style plugs. Place like Uganda, Indonesia, Singapore, UAE ... Was there anywhere else? Oh, yes, China, well known for their safe and sane wiring practices.

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Re: Toshiba?

"Any time fot no reason at all."

Typo in the config files?

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Re: A switch...

It's a leftover from their post-war austerity program. Keeps electrons from wastefully leaking out when the socket is not in use.

I learned not to correct folks who told me that when I lived in Blighty ...

Claude charts a new course with charts, of course

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Re: Article Voting

We don't. Not anymore, anyway.

ElReg gave us the ability to upvote and downvote articles before we had the ability to up and downvote comments from the commentards. Sadly, some ElReg authors discovered that they got downvoted a lot, so they pulled the ability. And punished us commentards by letting us up and down vote each other.

Petty? Childish? Or simply keeping the talent happy? You decide.

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This should delight idiots the world 'round ... especially those of the political sort.

Imagine, being able to make charts out of anything, that say absolutely nothing, to prove to idiots that the shit you are talking is real!

WOW! What a world we live in!

Server crashes traced to one very literal knee-jerk reaction

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Re: Reset buttons should be VERY well recessed

Nah, not in the Stanford Quad. It would have been Frisbees.

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Re: Reset Buttons

That box is on the same shelf as the breakout boxes, in a former stationary cupboard down in the lab.

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Re: Reset Buttons

"Where can you find a paper clip to reset/default that box nowadays?"

Pencil tray in the top center drawer of my desk. Also, most of my toolboxen will have various sizes of paperclips rattling around in them somewhere. The desk down in the kitchen has a small square plastic box with a round magnet at the top that is full of various sizes of paperclips. Refills are in boxes on the "junk shelf" in the pantry, along side binder clips, various kinds of push pins and thumb tacks, staples, household glue and various kinds of tape, post-its, new decks of cards, a couple boxes of strike-anywhere matches, half a dozen types of string, toothpicks, and the like.

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The weirdest way I've caused crashes?

When we were decommissioning the old Fabian Avenue telco Central Office (now home to the Charleston Village condominiums), I was given the task of making sure the electrical power to the site was off. Not just at the breaker down at the street pole, but the physical breaker at the Colorado Avenue Sub Station in Palo Alto was to be pulled, thus making certain all power was deactivated until we could make certain everything was isolated.

This would involve taking out the entire Charleston Gardens section of Palo Alto for an hour or so mid-morning, mid-week when it would cause as little disruption as possible. (Charleston Gardens is a mostly residential section of Palo Alto, bordered by Middlefield, San Antonio and Charleston roads, if you care.) The neighbors were notified the week before, both by snail-mail and people physically knocking on doors to explain and hand out the small paper notice explaining what and why.

Come the morning of the Great Event, I was selected to physically make sure the power was off at the sub-station. Cell phones being a fad of the future, I drove down the Frontage road (West Bayshore) and arrived at the the sub station promptly at 10AM. Conversation went something like this:

Me: I'm here to see that the power to the Fabian project is off.

Site Engineer: We're all ready for you, I'll get to it in a second ... or you can just throw that switch (points).

Me: OK (throws switch).

Engineer: NOT THAT SWITCH!

Most of South Palo Alto: WTF‽‽‽‽‽

Management swallowed the story that the main breaker tripping was an un-foreseen knock-on effect of the smaller section being taken down ... The Engineer and I made a bee-line for Fred's (well known dive bar on the Palo Alto/Mountain View border) as soon as he cleared up the problem, which took into the late afternoon. We're still friends.

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Picture a data center in the basement of a tall building in San Francisco's financial district. Card punch up against a wall, near the ancient Otis heavy goods lift. Every now and again, at seemingly random times, the punch generated errors for a couple characters. Nobody could figure out why, not even IBM's field circus dudes.

Until IBM was traipsing in and out one fine weekend, upgrading who knows what hardware, as only IBM could. Someone (ahem) noticed that the gibberish was being generated about ten seconds before the elevator doors opened.

Turned out that the motor for the lift was drawing so much current when it first started that it was inducing errors in the punch on the other side of the wall. Nobody put two and two together prior to this because the lift rarely went into the basement (that level was key-protected) ... until IBM was in and out that morning.

Once I figured it out, and could reproduce the problem at will, a little shielding (spec'd, provided and installed by IBM, gratis!) made it go away permanently.

Inside the datacenter where the day starts with topping up cerebrospinal fluid

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Re: OK, I'll ask the question.

Incorrect. Who's on first.

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Even more likely to bring the SEC down on one if one's planning an IPO ...

'Are you freaking crazy?' Bot harasses woman, gets led away by cops

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Re: A good swift kick

"Is it assault if you knock over a robot that is harassing you?"

Yes. The robot's operator is assaulting you.

"Is there a victim?"

Yes. You are the victim, and allowed to protect yourself.

I'd rather ElReg leaves the X links alone ... it allows me to know who supports nazi toilets.

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Who were you, again?

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Re: A good swift kick

No, Winkypop never professed love for the elon-thing. Quite the opposite, in fact.

In the vernacular, WTF are you babbling about?

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"Cue Yakkity Sax!"

At one tenth normal speed?

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Re: "its operator, who was nearby"

Drinking beer and harassing a little old lady remotely.

Just the toy for the cowardly wannabee lager lout on your xmas list.

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Re: The robot was about to steal the woman's bag

Playing hockey and getting paid for it, of course!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Smith_(ice_hockey)

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Not kidnapped.

Stolen, although I prefer the word "salvaged". Plan it in advance, keep it legal!

Remember, it's an it, a thing, a tool[0], and nothing else.

[0] A tool used by tools to harass old ladies. It's going to get worse, mark my words ...

District denies enrollment to child based on license plate reader data

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Re: the parent has been unwilling or unable to provide appropriate alternative evidence

"I'm not familiar with the appropriate regs in the US"

Cheer up, not many people are familiar with all of them ... There are fifty separate versions, one set for each state. And local districts are allowed to set their own fees, rules and regs, as well. All in all it's a clusterfuck, ESPECIALLY considering that the only object of the game is to ensure the littles get educated. Supposedly.

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Re: Ah...

You clearly misheard ... it's the land of the FEE.

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Re: Should-Be Obvious Failure

That's just it ... it wasn't a programmer. It was a jive-coder.

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Remember, they call it a "flock" system because ...

... it is primarily used to fleece the sheeple it is used against.

Pentagon AI chief praises Palantir tech for speeding battlefield strikes

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"Operation Epic Fury"?

Shirley you mean Operation Epstein Fury?

Most chatbots will help plan school shootings and other violence, study shows

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Re: Loss of internet services

You do realize that the TB-L's pointy-clicky-intarwebtubes IS the enshitified Internet we have today, right?

Helped along by Al Gore allowing the commercialization of the NSFNet, of course.

Prior to that, the Internet was a cooperative and largely uncommercialized. And uncommercializable.

And yes, it's gone forever ... unless someone comes up with a new variation on the theme with no inherent choke points.

Perplexity Comet hurtling toward Amazon ban

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::shrugs::

A plague o' both their houses.

No redeeming features in the entire industry, IMO. Hopefully they all sue each other into oblivion.

AI has made the Command Line Interface more important and powerful than ever before

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Re: Back in the day ...

Indeed. I managed to hack on a lisp machine at SAIL for a little over a year, before seeing sense and going back to hacking on BSD. The only place I ever used the lisp experience is in AUTOlisp ... which I still use near daily. ACAD2K on Win2K, on a 26 year old machine. The box, and attendant BSD-based file and print server, is air-gapped, so fageddaboudit.

Yes, I'm gradually shifting well over a quarter century of junk over to a more FOSS solution. Takes time, I'm only one guy.

Amazon insists AI coding isn't source of outages

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Who believes the ravings of ...

... fadgeneering companies?

AIOps is so powerful, vendors are building tools to clean up after agents break your infrastructure

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And people wonder why ...

... real, honest to gawd/ess computer professionals want nothing to do with the current state of so-called "AI".

US state laws push age checks into the operating system

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Out of curiosity, Groo ...

... what are you going to do with all that hatred when trump and his sycophants are out on their collective ear?

No, it's not "only and issue in the US", rather it's only an issue in a couple of states. Until it's reversed by the courts. Which will happen.

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Re: Since when was it a perfect stranger's job ...

I categorically deny your premise.

Newsom and the rest of the California legislature has absolutely no place telling me how to raise my kid(s). The ONLY adults who should have a hand in that are those carefully selected by myself. Anybody else can butt the fuck out ... it's none of their business.

Are you one of those people busy-bodies who approach total strangers down the shops, and tell them what they are doing wrong with their family? Ever wonder why you never get invited to parties?

There is a HUGE difference between "parenting" and "It''s the LAW!".

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Re: Linux login

I bid on a contract for a un*x shop once. I won the contract without a face-to-face interview. When I walked in on the first morning, the guy in charge of the data center looked startled & exclaimed "Where's your beard?!" ... Despite well over half a century of un*x experience, I do not now, and never have had, a beard. Still makes me chuckle :-)

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Perspective from America ...

My Dad caught me reading Marx (Karl, not Groucho) when I was about 12. Instead of getting grumpy about it (this was the peak of the cold war era, people were touchy about such things), he recommended that I get a translation of Mein Kampf, Lenin's works and a newly published English translation of Quotations of Chairman Mao (if they had a copy) next time I was at the Stanford Library. So I did. And discovered these "dangerous" writings were boring, incredibly daft, quite silly in places, and certainly not worth banning. That phase of my life went away in a week or two. Funny how education often has that effect ...

Quite a bit later, I found a scanned copy of The Anarchist's Cookbook squirreled away on a Berkeley FTP site. I printed it out, and Dad and I had great fun finding all the flaws in it ... Yes, I still have all my extremities, and they are still properly attached. Dad has his, too.

My Grand daughter has also discovered these writings, and read them, and came to the same conclusion that I did all those years ago. Hopefully her kid's generation will have the same opportunity.

"where they burn books, they will in the end also burn people" —Heinrich Heine

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Re: I see differences...

Gives the kids a good excuse not to do the chores.

But mom, the age verification server was down ... I couldn't do the laundry and dishes, or clean the fridge or start dinner.

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Since when was it a perfect stranger's job ...

... to be the parent of MY teenager? Sounds pretty dodgy to me ...

Parents should parent, and the .gov should stay the fuck out of it.

Users fume at Outlook.com email 'carnage'

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Re: One wonders ...

"You do realise that that's an urban myth?"

So say today's green-and-granola scientists, none of whom have actually tried it.

Experimentation in the 19th century suggests if the water is heated slowly enough, the frog doesn't move and dies. See specifically the work of Carl Fratscher from 1875.

You can accept that folks who came before you actually knew what they were doing, or you can take the word of modern, namby-pamby so-called "scientists" who are afraid to make soup.

Or you can make that soup for yourself. The experiment isn't exactly difficult to set up. Personally, having read the methodology of Fratcher, I see no reason to doubt his results.

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One wonders ...

.. how many Billions of dollars has Microsoft-induced downtime cost corporations world-wide in the last year? The last five years? The last decade? Two decades?

How much would your company have saved in downtime alone (after re-training costs & etc.) had you switched to BSD & Linux thirty years ago?

What kind of colossal microsoft screwup will it take for your company to stop being the boiled frog?

UK mobilizes lawyers to keep report on Gatwick 'drone' chaos under wraps

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As I said at the time ...

... methinks that the drones that shutdown Gatwick were not in the air. Rather, they were in Management.

The whole kerfuffle was most likely just a figment[0] brought on by mass psychosis ... and I'll bet the report says just that.

People in charge of security will go to great lengths to avoid getting egg on their faces.

[0] OK, some figments.

Techie was given strict instructions not to disrupt client. Then he touched one box and the lights went out

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Re: Downvote - really?

Probably doesn't know how to filter their RAW thoughts.

Joking aside, I assumed it was a kid who is probably too young to remember a world without the iphone.

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in the frame to wear the blame?

No, but I did cause the outage once ... and got away with it[0[. As I posted 4 days ago[1]:

When we were decommissioning the old Fabian Avenue telco Central Office (now home to the Charleston Village condominiums), I was given the task of making sure the electrical power to the site was off. Not just at the breaker down at the street pole, but the physical breaker at the Colorado Avenue Sub Station in Palo Alto was to be pulled, thus making certain all power was deactivated until we could make certain everything was isolated.

This would involve taking out the entire Charleston Gardens section of Palo Alto for an hour or so mid-morning, mid-week when it would cause as little disruption as possible. (Charleston Gardens is a mostly residential section of Palo Alto, bordered by Middlefield, San Antonio and Charleston roads, if you care.) The neighbors were notified the week before, both by snail-mail and people physically knocking on doors to explain and hand out the small paper notice explaining what and why.

Come the morning of the Great Event, I was selected to physically make sure the power was off at the sub-station. Cell phones being a fad of the future, I drove down the Frontage road (West Bayshore) and arrived at the the sub station promptly at 10AM. Conversation went something like this:

Me: I'm here to see that the power to the Fabian project is off.

Site Engineer: We're all ready for you, I'll get to it in a second ... or you can just throw that switch (points).

Me: OK (throws switch).

Engineer: NOT THAT SWITCH!

Most of South Palo Alto: WTF‽‽‽‽‽

Management swallowed the story that the main breaker tripping was an un-foreseen knock-on effect of the smaller section being taken down ... The Engineer and I made a bee-line for Fred's (well known dive bar on the Palo Alto/Mountain View border) as soon as he cleared up the problem, which took into the late afternoon. We're still friends.

[0] Statute of Limitations applies. I'm in the clear. I checked before I posted it the first time, years ago.

[1] Timing, as they say, is everything ...

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Re: "panic spreads faster than Wi-Fi"

"How fast does Wi-Fi spread?"

Almost as fast as gossip through a small village.

"And is it temperature dependent, like honey?"

Probably not. Although gossip is faster in the winter than in the summer.

Google feels the need for security speed, so will ship Chrome updates every two weeks

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I wonder if anyone at go ogle ...

... understands that increasing the frequency of regularly scheduled releases has absolutely nothing to do with security ... all this kind of release schedule is is the marketing department playing a game of keeping up with the Joneses. In fact, forcing releases on schedule pretty much guarantees bugs and security issues making it into the wild. See Microsoft, for a particularly egregious example.

To increase security, one should patch bugs as they become known, and release the patches BETWEEN regularly scheduled releases, as soon as they become available.

That said, smart people release software when it's ready, and not a moment sooner.

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