No.
Just no.
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One wonders how much grant money this "study" managed to elicit.
Seriously, we've been laughing at this corporate bombastic bullshit for as long as I can remember. The first "boardroom bingo" cards I remember were run off on either a mimeograph or spirit duplicator, long before "xerox" became a verb.
We don't. Not anymore, anyway.
ElReg gave us the ability to upvote and downvote articles before we had the ability to up and downvote comments from the commentards. Sadly, some ElReg authors discovered that they got downvoted a lot, so they pulled the ability. And punished us commentards by letting us up and down vote each other.
Petty? Childish? Or simply keeping the talent happy? You decide.
"Where can you find a paper clip to reset/default that box nowadays?"
Pencil tray in the top center drawer of my desk. Also, most of my toolboxen will have various sizes of paperclips rattling around in them somewhere. The desk down in the kitchen has a small square plastic box with a round magnet at the top that is full of various sizes of paperclips. Refills are in boxes on the "junk shelf" in the pantry, along side binder clips, various kinds of push pins and thumb tacks, staples, household glue and various kinds of tape, post-its, new decks of cards, a couple boxes of strike-anywhere matches, half a dozen types of string, toothpicks, and the like.
When we were decommissioning the old Fabian Avenue telco Central Office (now home to the Charleston Village condominiums), I was given the task of making sure the electrical power to the site was off. Not just at the breaker down at the street pole, but the physical breaker at the Colorado Avenue Sub Station in Palo Alto was to be pulled, thus making certain all power was deactivated until we could make certain everything was isolated.
This would involve taking out the entire Charleston Gardens section of Palo Alto for an hour or so mid-morning, mid-week when it would cause as little disruption as possible. (Charleston Gardens is a mostly residential section of Palo Alto, bordered by Middlefield, San Antonio and Charleston roads, if you care.) The neighbors were notified the week before, both by snail-mail and people physically knocking on doors to explain and hand out the small paper notice explaining what and why.
Come the morning of the Great Event, I was selected to physically make sure the power was off at the sub-station. Cell phones being a fad of the future, I drove down the Frontage road (West Bayshore) and arrived at the the sub station promptly at 10AM. Conversation went something like this:
Me: I'm here to see that the power to the Fabian project is off.
Site Engineer: We're all ready for you, I'll get to it in a second ... or you can just throw that switch (points).
Me: OK (throws switch).
Engineer: NOT THAT SWITCH!
Most of South Palo Alto: WTF‽‽‽‽‽
Management swallowed the story that the main breaker tripping was an un-foreseen knock-on effect of the smaller section being taken down ... The Engineer and I made a bee-line for Fred's (well known dive bar on the Palo Alto/Mountain View border) as soon as he cleared up the problem, which took into the late afternoon. We're still friends.
Picture a data center in the basement of a tall building in San Francisco's financial district. Card punch up against a wall, near the ancient Otis heavy goods lift. Every now and again, at seemingly random times, the punch generated errors for a couple characters. Nobody could figure out why, not even IBM's field circus dudes.
Until IBM was traipsing in and out one fine weekend, upgrading who knows what hardware, as only IBM could. Someone (ahem) noticed that the gibberish was being generated about ten seconds before the elevator doors opened.
Turned out that the motor for the lift was drawing so much current when it first started that it was inducing errors in the punch on the other side of the wall. Nobody put two and two together prior to this because the lift rarely went into the basement (that level was key-protected) ... until IBM was in and out that morning.
Once I figured it out, and could reproduce the problem at will, a little shielding (spec'd, provided and installed by IBM, gratis!) made it go away permanently.
"Is it assault if you knock over a robot that is harassing you?"
Yes. The robot's operator is assaulting you.
"Is there a victim?"
Yes. You are the victim, and allowed to protect yourself.
I'd rather ElReg leaves the X links alone ... it allows me to know who supports nazi toilets.
"I'm not familiar with the appropriate regs in the US"
Cheer up, not many people are familiar with all of them ... There are fifty separate versions, one set for each state. And local districts are allowed to set their own fees, rules and regs, as well. All in all it's a clusterfuck, ESPECIALLY considering that the only object of the game is to ensure the littles get educated. Supposedly.
You do realize that the TB-L's pointy-clicky-intarwebtubes IS the enshitified Internet we have today, right?
Helped along by Al Gore allowing the commercialization of the NSFNet, of course.
Prior to that, the Internet was a cooperative and largely uncommercialized. And uncommercializable.
And yes, it's gone forever ... unless someone comes up with a new variation on the theme with no inherent choke points.
Indeed. I managed to hack on a lisp machine at SAIL for a little over a year, before seeing sense and going back to hacking on BSD. The only place I ever used the lisp experience is in AUTOlisp ... which I still use near daily. ACAD2K on Win2K, on a 26 year old machine. The box, and attendant BSD-based file and print server, is air-gapped, so fageddaboudit.
Yes, I'm gradually shifting well over a quarter century of junk over to a more FOSS solution. Takes time, I'm only one guy.
I categorically deny your premise.
Newsom and the rest of the California legislature has absolutely no place telling me how to raise my kid(s). The ONLY adults who should have a hand in that are those carefully selected by myself. Anybody else can butt the fuck out ... it's none of their business.
Are you one of those people busy-bodies who approach total strangers down the shops, and tell them what they are doing wrong with their family? Ever wonder why you never get invited to parties?
There is a HUGE difference between "parenting" and "It''s the LAW!".
I bid on a contract for a un*x shop once. I won the contract without a face-to-face interview. When I walked in on the first morning, the guy in charge of the data center looked startled & exclaimed "Where's your beard?!" ... Despite well over half a century of un*x experience, I do not now, and never have had, a beard. Still makes me chuckle :-)
My Dad caught me reading Marx (Karl, not Groucho) when I was about 12. Instead of getting grumpy about it (this was the peak of the cold war era, people were touchy about such things), he recommended that I get a translation of Mein Kampf, Lenin's works and a newly published English translation of Quotations of Chairman Mao (if they had a copy) next time I was at the Stanford Library. So I did. And discovered these "dangerous" writings were boring, incredibly daft, quite silly in places, and certainly not worth banning. That phase of my life went away in a week or two. Funny how education often has that effect ...
Quite a bit later, I found a scanned copy of The Anarchist's Cookbook squirreled away on a Berkeley FTP site. I printed it out, and Dad and I had great fun finding all the flaws in it ... Yes, I still have all my extremities, and they are still properly attached. Dad has his, too.
My Grand daughter has also discovered these writings, and read them, and came to the same conclusion that I did all those years ago. Hopefully her kid's generation will have the same opportunity.
"where they burn books, they will in the end also burn people" —Heinrich Heine
"You do realise that that's an urban myth?"
So say today's green-and-granola scientists, none of whom have actually tried it.
Experimentation in the 19th century suggests if the water is heated slowly enough, the frog doesn't move and dies. See specifically the work of Carl Fratscher from 1875.
You can accept that folks who came before you actually knew what they were doing, or you can take the word of modern, namby-pamby so-called "scientists" who are afraid to make soup.
Or you can make that soup for yourself. The experiment isn't exactly difficult to set up. Personally, having read the methodology of Fratcher, I see no reason to doubt his results.
.. how many Billions of dollars has Microsoft-induced downtime cost corporations world-wide in the last year? The last five years? The last decade? Two decades?
How much would your company have saved in downtime alone (after re-training costs & etc.) had you switched to BSD & Linux thirty years ago?
What kind of colossal microsoft screwup will it take for your company to stop being the boiled frog?
... methinks that the drones that shutdown Gatwick were not in the air. Rather, they were in Management.
The whole kerfuffle was most likely just a figment[0] brought on by mass psychosis ... and I'll bet the report says just that.
People in charge of security will go to great lengths to avoid getting egg on their faces.
[0] OK, some figments.
No, but I did cause the outage once ... and got away with it[0[. As I posted 4 days ago[1]:
When we were decommissioning the old Fabian Avenue telco Central Office (now home to the Charleston Village condominiums), I was given the task of making sure the electrical power to the site was off. Not just at the breaker down at the street pole, but the physical breaker at the Colorado Avenue Sub Station in Palo Alto was to be pulled, thus making certain all power was deactivated until we could make certain everything was isolated.
This would involve taking out the entire Charleston Gardens section of Palo Alto for an hour or so mid-morning, mid-week when it would cause as little disruption as possible. (Charleston Gardens is a mostly residential section of Palo Alto, bordered by Middlefield, San Antonio and Charleston roads, if you care.) The neighbors were notified the week before, both by snail-mail and people physically knocking on doors to explain and hand out the small paper notice explaining what and why.
Come the morning of the Great Event, I was selected to physically make sure the power was off at the sub-station. Cell phones being a fad of the future, I drove down the Frontage road (West Bayshore) and arrived at the the sub station promptly at 10AM. Conversation went something like this:
Me: I'm here to see that the power to the Fabian project is off.
Site Engineer: We're all ready for you, I'll get to it in a second ... or you can just throw that switch (points).
Me: OK (throws switch).
Engineer: NOT THAT SWITCH!
Most of South Palo Alto: WTF‽‽‽‽‽
Management swallowed the story that the main breaker tripping was an un-foreseen knock-on effect of the smaller section being taken down ... The Engineer and I made a bee-line for Fred's (well known dive bar on the Palo Alto/Mountain View border) as soon as he cleared up the problem, which took into the late afternoon. We're still friends.
[0] Statute of Limitations applies. I'm in the clear. I checked before I posted it the first time, years ago.
[1] Timing, as they say, is everything ...
... understands that increasing the frequency of regularly scheduled releases has absolutely nothing to do with security ... all this kind of release schedule is is the marketing department playing a game of keeping up with the Joneses. In fact, forcing releases on schedule pretty much guarantees bugs and security issues making it into the wild. See Microsoft, for a particularly egregious example.
To increase security, one should patch bugs as they become known, and release the patches BETWEEN regularly scheduled releases, as soon as they become available.
That said, smart people release software when it's ready, and not a moment sooner.