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This evening, there was an event that went like this:

Me: *Industriously taking out the trash in the early evening hours, obliviously meandering down my own front path.* When suddenly....
Skunk: AAAAAAAHH!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Skunk: OMG DID YOU JUST TRIP OVER ME?
Me: Holy shit! I'm going to run away now!! What do I do with this bag of trash!
Skunk: I'm just an innocent young skunk! Why are you assaulting me!
Me: WATCH AS I FLING THIS BAG OF TRASH AT THE CAN WHILE RUNNING AWAY!
Skunk: You monster! I can run away FASTER!
Me: Running ridiculously fast to the back door in the hopes of pounding on it and getting [personal profile] mollyamory to let me in.
Skunk: Also running
Me and Skunk: Arriving at the same spot in the back yard from different directions around the house
Me and Skunk: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH IT FOLLOWED ME!!!
Me: Running the hell back to the front of the house and back in the front door
Mollyamory: What the hell are you doing?

Date: 2014-09-16 03:08 am (UTC)
sakana17: two house cats (fontaine-henry-gargoyle-teeth)
From: [personal profile] sakana17
For real, laughing out loud. :D

Date: 2014-09-16 04:10 am (UTC)
klia: (!)
From: [personal profile] klia
OMG, my sides hurt from laughing.

Thanks, I needed that!

Date: 2014-09-16 12:00 pm (UTC)
marthawells: Murderbot with helmet (SGA laughing)
From: [personal profile] marthawells
ROFL

Date: 2014-09-16 12:44 pm (UTC)
peoriapeoriawhereart: very British officer in sweater (Brigader gets the job done)
From: [personal profile] peoriapeoriawhereart
I once was 'carred' by a mom skunk and her kits.

(Skunks have very bad sight, so normally you can see them and back away before they even consider freaking out. There is a reason the stories of spraying involve dogs.)

Date: 2014-09-16 02:13 pm (UTC)
laurashapiro: a woman sits at a kitchen table reading a book, cup of tea in hand. Table has a sliced apple and teapot. A cat looks on. (Default)
From: [personal profile] laurashapiro
Ahahaha, oh god. I would have done the same thing, I'm sure.

Date: 2014-09-16 03:39 pm (UTC)
elynross: (Default)
From: [personal profile] elynross
You make me laaaaugh and laaaaugh. hee.

Date: 2014-09-16 10:52 pm (UTC)
dorinda: A black-and-white portrait of a little girl that gradually shifts to look demonic. (demongirl_animated)
From: [personal profile] dorinda
Well, now you know how things are gonna unfold on the day of the Zombie Apocalypse.

"MOLLYAMORY OH GOD OPEN THE DOOR"

"What the hell are you doing?"

Date: 2014-09-18 11:41 am (UTC)
marycrawford: 13 hour clock icon (Default)
From: [personal profile] marycrawford
AHAHAHA your stories are the best. <3

And I'm so glad you didn't get sprayed!

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