Yakety Sax was playing in the background
Sep. 15th, 2014 10:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
therienneThis evening, there was an event that went like this:
Me: *Industriously taking out the trash in the early evening hours, obliviously meandering down my own front path.* When suddenly....
Skunk: AAAAAAAHH!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Skunk: OMG DID YOU JUST TRIP OVER ME?
Me: Holy shit! I'm going to run away now!! What do I do with this bag of trash!
Skunk: I'm just an innocent young skunk! Why are you assaulting me!
Me: WATCH AS I FLING THIS BAG OF TRASH AT THE CAN WHILE RUNNING AWAY!
Skunk: You monster! I can run away FASTER!
Me: Running ridiculously fast to the back door in the hopes of pounding on it and gettingmollyamory to let me in.
Skunk: Also running
Me and Skunk: Arriving at the same spot in the back yard from different directions around the house
Me and Skunk: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH IT FOLLOWED ME!!!
Me: Running the hell back to the front of the house and back in the front door
Mollyamory: What the hell are you doing?
Me: *Industriously taking out the trash in the early evening hours, obliviously meandering down my own front path.* When suddenly....
Skunk: AAAAAAAHH!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Skunk: OMG DID YOU JUST TRIP OVER ME?
Me: Holy shit! I'm going to run away now!! What do I do with this bag of trash!
Skunk: I'm just an innocent young skunk! Why are you assaulting me!
Me: WATCH AS I FLING THIS BAG OF TRASH AT THE CAN WHILE RUNNING AWAY!
Skunk: You monster! I can run away FASTER!
Me: Running ridiculously fast to the back door in the hopes of pounding on it and getting
mollyamory to let me in.Skunk: Also running
Me and Skunk: Arriving at the same spot in the back yard from different directions around the house
Me and Skunk: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH IT FOLLOWED ME!!!
Me: Running the hell back to the front of the house and back in the front door
Mollyamory: What the hell are you doing?
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Date: 2014-09-16 03:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-16 04:10 am (UTC)Thanks, I needed that!
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Date: 2014-09-16 12:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-16 12:44 pm (UTC)(Skunks have very bad sight, so normally you can see them and back away before they even consider freaking out. There is a reason the stories of spraying involve dogs.)
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Date: 2014-09-16 02:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-16 03:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-16 10:52 pm (UTC)"MOLLYAMORY OH GOD OPEN THE DOOR"
"What the hell are you doing?"
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Date: 2014-09-18 11:41 am (UTC)And I'm so glad you didn't get sprayed!