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Age verification isn't sage verification when it's inside operating systems

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Now THAT is a low bar.

Quicksort inventor Tony Hoare reaches the base case at 92

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Re: OCCAM and Transputers

Similar toe. I started using Linux about 20 years ago, having been using various Unix flavours for maybe 20 years before.

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I must be getting old - all of the greats I studies when I was at university back in the 1980's are finally hitting their STOP instruction.

RIP Prof. C. A. R. Hoare.

BOFH: What physics defines as impossible, sales calls a challenge

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Re: "You have my word for it"

"Raising Steam" is even better IMHO. Plus PTerry spent a day on our local steam railway line (actually driving some the trains) before he wrote it.

Whitehall can't cost digital ID until it decides how to build it

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What has the cactus done to you?

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Re: The first question.

Its a solution looking for a problem ...

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Mushroom

It involves thinking.

Those loud bangs you here are the sounds of government lackeys all over Westminster trying to think with the result that their heads overheat and explode.

Microsoft Azure CTO set Claude on his 1986 Apple II code, says it found vulns

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Re: Here I am

It's better than picking up a piece of paper or dealing with insufferable doors.

Burger King turns to AI to flame broil employees who aren't friendly enough

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Re: PHBs of the world unite!

<shudders>

Please don't make suggestions like that in any forum that Burger King's PHBs might see (even if they have to get interns to explain the long words(1)).

(1) "Long words" = anything with at least one syllable.

Orbital datacenters are a pie-in-the-sky idea: Gartner

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To be expected

This is a Gartner, so basic errors like this are not just expected but mandatory.

DARPA's autonomous missile-firing missile advances toward flight tests

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Why?

The Ukrainians have been forced to think out of the box. The UK has not had to do so yet.

Contain your Windows apps inside Linux Windows

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Re: Linux with btrfs subvolumes for root and home

I've used BTRFS on Opensuse Tumbleweed for 5 years or so with not file system corruption events at any time.

Stash or splash? Lawmakers ask NASA to find alternatives for International Space Station

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Re: Low energy to high orbit?

The ISS is deep in the Earth's magnetic field - the solar wind cannot reach it. You could boost the orbit using photon energy (which is what a light sail does), but I suspect your total thrust is not likely to exceed 1 newton (at best). It would probably take a couple of hundred years to boot the ISS's orbit by any meaningful amount.

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You'll also need astronauts in situ to dismantle all the bits poking out that stop the modules from fitting into a Starship's cargo bay. A dangerous job, one that a risk-adverse organisation like NASA will want to steer clear of.

Note that all of the bits of ISS will need to be retrieved otherwise you are going to end up leaving debris in orbit that risks in other satellites in the future.

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Re: Cheaper source

There is a fairly basic question that, when asked, provides the answer: how much energy is required to lift the ISS to a high enough orbit to avoid re-entry within the political lifetime of the current crop of Congress-critters?

I'm sure NASA have already done this calculation and the answer came out as: more than Congress will be willing to approve. All NASA will have to do now is get some intern to dress it up in a fancy report full of long and complicated sentences before getting on with figuring how to dispose of the ISS without getting a metric tonne of lawsuits afterwards.

Marketing 'genius' destroyed a printer by trying to fix a paper jam

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Re: "we never loaned any of our tools to any of the non-IT staff ever again"

Far better to make a mistake and learn the appropriate lessons, than to make the same mistake and never learn anything at all. Too many people I've dealt with over the years fall into the latter category.

OpenAI is still figuring out how to make money, but wants you to believe in it

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Re: "revenue followed the same curve"

The banks won't dare to call in the loans. Doing so will result in OpenAI defaulting & going into Chapter 11, at which point the losses to the banks will be so big that their shareholders are going to start looking for some CxO heads to put on spikes.

ATM maintenance tech broke the bank by forgetting to return a key

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Re: My wife was a keyholder at a bank branch

"... Policeman's Ball ...

Its a raffle, not a dance.

Windows App forgets how to log in with first security update of the year

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Microsoft is improving

Microsoft has managed to get 2 whole weeks into the new year before screwing up an update - is this some form of record?

AI's $3T infrastructure binge continues despite lack of clear profits

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I'm the meantime, popcorn futures looks like a good investment

Techie turned the tables on office bullies with remote access rumble

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Happy New Year ...

... and may your screw-ups be ever covered up.

Claude is his copilot: Rust veteran designs new Rue programming language with help from AI bot

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Re: Claude is along for the ride as copilot

Right turn, Claude

European Space Agency hit again as cybercrims claim 200 GB data up for sale

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I've worked a lot with ESA over the last 3 (nearly 4) decades of my career, and one thing I can say with certainty is that they have the mindset of an open organisation that freely shares information. Unfortunately, this also means that they have little understanding of security!

BOFH: The Christmas spirit has run dry – time to show some chiller instinct

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Happy

Last BOFH for the year - roll on next year

Sydney Uni data goes walkabout after criminals raid code repo

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Worse, it was being used as test data. Why did they not create a test data set using made up values with no relation to real people?

US freezes $42B trade pact with UK over digital tax row

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he's ended no better off than he would have been had he invested daddy's money in a tracker fund and simply sat on it

Actually, he would have been even richer if he had kept his money in a tracker fund while sitting on his hands twiddling his thumbs. The added bonus is that he would have far fewer skeletons i the closet that he's terrified are about to come out.

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Alternatively Trump's supporters may surprise us all, and not fall into vicious infighting after he's left the scene, and give us some kind of viable successor.

Trump does not allow viable successors to survive since they are all seen as threats to his continued control of GOP. Look at Vance as an example.

Starlink claims Chinese launch came within 200 meters of broadband satellite

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Re: One by one... watch them fall... like domi-dominoes - domi-dominoes!

I doubt either one of them would be easily controllable after smacking at potentially 18kMPH or more depending on the vectors

I doubt either one of them would be more than an expanding cloud of high-velocity debris.

Hyperscalers fuel $112B server spending spree in Q3

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$112 billion???

This is all going to end in tears.

Block all AI browsers for the foreseeable future: Gartner

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Re: Well I'm shocked...

The Ghost of Christmas Future would like a quite word with you ...

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Re: Well I'm shocked...

Gartner actually said something useful.

If you have an infinite number of monkeys working for an infinite length of time, sooner or later they will produce a useful recommendation from Gartner.

Latest Windows 11 updates may break the OS's most basic bits

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Re: WTF?

Until the affected businesses united and complain ...

And when the businesses unite and complain, MS will do absolutely nothing about it. Remember, Microsoft knows what's good for you and will ran it down your throat until you choke!

Web dev's crawler took down major online bookstore by buying too many books

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Was it Andromeda?

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Joke

Sounds like Jim came very close to booking a trip to the job center.

UK digital ID plan gets a price tag at last – £1.8B

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Politicians are so keen to spend money ...

... forgetting that it is you & I who ultimately are paying for it.

Microsoft's fix for slow File Explorer: load it before you need it

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Re: ALINT (At Least It's Not Teams)

There is absolutely no coherent design or rhyme or reason to any of it

That pretty much sums up anything hacked together by Microsoft

Russia’s first autonomous humanoid robot staggers and falls on debut

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Pint

It had probably hit the vodka to calm pre-demo nerves.

FBI prevails over convicted fraudster in $345M destroyed Bitcoin dispute

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Re: At a time when so much news is negative

Definitely 7 cylinders short of a V8.

‘ERP down for emergency maintenance’ was code for ‘You deleted what?’

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Re: Ohnosecond

It's also the smallest measurable unit of time.

Frustrated consultant 'went full Hulk' and started smashing hardware

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Re: I'm Not THAT Guy!

Or you find yourself in front of the Gates of Hell and Old Nick turns around and says "Can you install Windows ME on these PCs ..."

Larry Ellison's latest craze: Vectorizing all the customers

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Re: My kettle uses that much!

My kettle pulls a lot more that 1.2 kW.

But I'll join you in that cuppa.

UK government's £45B AI savings pitch built on broad-brush guesswork, MPs told

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Terminator

AI

A perfect solution for all of those problems that don't actually exist.

BOFH: Recover a database from five years ago? It's as easy as flicking a switch

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Re: 5 year old database?

OMG, I remember watching Space 1999 when it was first broadcast and I was a young teenager. Happy days! I know which episode was being referred to.

Techie found an error message so rude the CEO of IBM apologized for it

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Re: aaaaarrrgh

Dammit - you owe me a new keyboard

UK government says digital ID won't be compulsory – honest

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Still too many words: "Palantir will decide to screw it up"

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Re: Breathing

... but it helps to keep the heart beating.

New Zealand’s Institute of IT Professionals collapses

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Re: Wait, What?

Ahhh ... but we are only in Act 1 of that play, wait for the final denouement in Act 3.

Meta will listen into AI conversations to personalize ads

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Re: “There’s no opt out”

Simple way - don't use Meta.

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