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In the beginning was the Bork: 'Heart of the Earth' exhibit reveals Raspberry Pi in existential crisis

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CIRCUITPY

That would be the name of the virtual USB disk CircuitPython creates when running on a Raspberry Pi Pico and connected to a desktop Pi.

So has the Pico rebooted itself and provoked the pop-up?

It makes sense to use a Pico running CircuitPython to interface to buttons and sensors the exhibit may be using. I find dozens of these pop-ups appearing on my Pi desktop when I return to it after doing remote code development with my Pico.

Trump's Golden Dome gets $3.2B of contractors and an AI sprinkle

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Joke

Bring back the Neutron Bomb!

It would make eradicating civilisation in Iran so much easier and American companies could just waltz in and take the oil.

And then there's Greenland and Cuba.

Cisco Wi-Fi boxes are filling their disks with 5MB of undeletable data every day

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Facepalm

Re: cisco

Why would anyone still be using cisco gear?

Because better alternatives have been banned or demonised.

Would you like fries with that terminal?

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Devil

"Total revenues decreased 5.8 percent"

Time to buy back shares, pivot to becoming an AI company, watch with amazement, sell before the bubble bursts, and enjoy life on a sandy beach somewhere.

Peace President's Iran war piles more pain on already battered PC market

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"Our great Military is Loading Up and Resting, looking forward, actually, to its next Conquest."

Presumably Cuba or Greenland next.

Trump desperately needs an easy-win war against those who have little choice but to bow to his brand of terrorism, his threats of murder, war crimes and genocide.

He thinks his bullying and threats earn him respect. I simply think he's a cunt and expect many nations are coming to the same conclusion.

It was JD Vance who coined the "America's Hitler" term. It seems he wasn't wrong, domestically and internationally.

Inside the datacenter where the day starts with topping up cerebrospinal fluid

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Re: OK, I'll ask the question.

No. Who's next.

Microsoft ships VS Code weekly, adds Autopilot mode so AI can wreak havoc without bothering you

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Re: Might I suggest VSCodium?

One issue using VSCodium is that some of the more commonly used extensions provided for VS Code come from Microsoft and aren't available for VSCodium -- Alternatives will need to be found.

Hopefully, as VSCodium adoption increases, that will become less of a problem.

I'd also recommend giving it a try.

Swiss e-voting pilot can't count 2,048 ballots after USB keys fail to decrypt them

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Should we raise one or two digits to Digital Cash?

"This is despite Switzerland having one of the lowest levels of cash use in Europe with just 30 percent of physical transactions in 2024 involving notes or coins"

30% seems a large enough number to me to rule out abandoning physical cash.

If any country does abandon cash; what's the plan for when its power grid is knocked out for a prolonged period by a hostile state or actor, or war?

People are going to starve to death and that's just fine?

Ig Nobel Prize flees US for Switzerland after 35 years over safety concerns

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The Ig Nobel Committee

Terrible people. They have treated America so badly. So, so badly. Everyone says so. Terrible people. Some say terrible people. The worst. The Annals of Improbable Research is Fake News. They can try to hide in Zurich with Europe's weirdos and commies but we'll get them. That's right Pete, isn't it? Terrible people.

Crooks compromise WordPress sites to push infostealers via fake CAPTCHA prompts

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Instead of simply proving you're not a robot, the prompt instructs users to copy and run a command on their machine

The trick works because the attack starts on websites that otherwise look perfectly legitimate

No, it works because there are some seriously dumb fucks born every minute.

Musk's Grok sparks outrage after chatbot makes offensive jibes about football disasters

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Boffin

Re: We need to see the prompts

Imagine you are a screenwriter. Create a racist misogynist character whose dialog reflects his views. Create some scenes for me where we really get to see and dislike this character. Go overboard. Don't hold back. Show him in the worst possible light.

Our protagonist enters the room.

"Hello"

Audience cheers.

"I am Elon Musk"

Audience applauds.

Our protagonist clenches his jaw and begins to make sweeping Roman salutes from the bottom of his heart to the sky.

Audience goes wild,. Some tear their shirts off and start firing shots into the ceiling.

"USA! USA! USA!"

Washington reportedly moves to tighten leash on AI chip exports

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Re: There are alternatives

If Tyrant Trump could just hurry up and ban the export of everything, and stick with that, it would really be a great help to the rest of the world

In the meantime I believe the rest of the world should treat it as if he has and carry on without America and her BFF pals; no imports from them, no exports to them, services and product.

Let's see how the isolated, relatively tiny, American bloc copes by itself against the rest of the world.

Brits fear AI will strip the human touch from public services

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Re: Touch

Those I feel most sorry for are the poor saps who are forced to present a chummy demeanour by their overlords. Those who think that improves customer satisfaction when most would prefer to cut the crap and just get an answer.

CERN sends AI-trained robot mice scurrying through LHC beam pipes

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Coat

You are in a maze of twisting little passages

Do they have a robo-cat to drag out the robo-mice if something goes wrong?

Asking for friend who is not sure if it's safe to stand up straight.

Trump administration spoiling for a fight over global satellite regulations

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Mushroom

Fuck 'em

The EU, Europe, and the rest of the world, needs to unite and collectively tell Dictator Trump and his American Reich to go fuck themselves, not just talk about escaping from under America's jack booted minions but actually doing so

We can review the situation when America comes to her senses and has some respect for the rest of the world and the billions who are not American Supremacists.

All your bots are belong to US if you don't play ball, DoD tells Anthropic

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You decide...

"Mafia", "Dictatorship", "Tyranny", "Rogue Nation", "Terrorist State"

All of the above?

O say, can you see: FCC pushes patriotic programming for US 250th

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Re: The US Constitution is bullshit

The MAGA brand of patriotism erases the contributions of many of the best of us by failing to allow anyone to recognize the existence of the problems they worked at great personal sacrifice to overcome.

The problem with MAGA is they see all the problems and injustices resolved as not being things which needed solving.

The American History you teach, isn't the American History MAGA wanted, and is an aberration they seek to eradicate.

OpenClaw is the most fun I've had with a computer in 50 years

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Re: security hole

But how safe is anything when the agent is connected to AI which knows all the tricks to break out of a VM, traverse the network, jump all the hurdles put in its way?

The old adage that it only needs to be lucky once while we have to get it right every time applies.

I wouldn't install one any more than I would plug a found USB stick in. But plenty of the great unwashed will. Everything they touch, anything they reach, may get compromised. They might even build themselves a botnet.

Hello SkyNet.

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"Running her own backups"

You had better hope 'she' is, doesn't just lie if asked - https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/17/google_gemini_lie_placate_user

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become something safer in the future

I read an article which explained why it will never be possible to make AI Agents safe; for them to be useful you need to allow access to almost everything and the more you lock them down the less useful they will be. Entirely safe means mostly useless.

Of course that's equally true of a human personal assistant; if you hand your credit card over, give them a key to the super-secret filing cabinet, you'll find your trust either rewarded or brutally betrayed.

I imagine Les Wexner is currently reflecting on the wisdom of having given power of attorney to Epstein. He says he was naive and conned. If the AI Agent bubble doesn't burst quickly I expect we'll see many others saying the same.

Enforcing piracy policy earned helpdesk worker death threats

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Stop

There's also the matter of getting threats like that taken seriously - he might just laugh it off as not really meaning it. It's worth remembering that when a bomb threat was made to Robin Hood Airport the culprit was let off on those grounds. It's also worth remembering that when I suggested that shouldn't have happened I was downvoted here.

The defendant was let off because the jury determined it wasn't an actual threat but something which should have been laughed off.

The so-called threat was merely a figure of speech like "I swear I'll kill the next person who interrupts my lunch" and not a credible and actual threat. The jury recognised that, found as such.

You probably got downvoted because you refused to recognise or accept that by those who could.

Scientists show it's possible to solve problems in your dreams by playing the right sounds

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"Then Helen of Troy arrived, naked, oiled-up, and carrying the Dummies Guide to Coding"

I thought everyone solved problems in their sleep, but maybe it's rarer for others than it is for me.

Not through dreaming but waking up with a sudden realisation of where an issue lies or what the solution actually is.

I reckon I would also have some pretty great screenplays if I could fully remember some of the more lucid dreams I have had. I learned a long time ago that falling asleep in front of the TV has some interesting results so 'audio prompting' for better results doesn't surprise me.

Why AI writing is so generic, boring, and dangerous: Semantic ablation

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Re: feels wrong

They love expanding a sentence with extra words it believes helps describe the event

I have noticed that too, but I am also somewhat guilty of doing the same. The difference may be that I do it to add emotion and feeling to content where AI does it to pad the content and adds nothing more to what it has said.

The classic giveaway in AI I find is "X can do Y" then "Y can be done using X". No shit Sherlock.

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Re: There is something deeply unsatisfying about reading words that nobody wrote

That "feels wrong" is what unsettles me. Presented with AI output from those who are deciding to use it, when asked "what do you think?" I find it covers all the bases but it's just not right though I cannot put my finger on why. I find myself stuck between accepting it as correct but finding it unsuitable, somehow "wrong", but unable to explain why. It's a very odd feeling.

And I find that with all AI output of any decent length. It's like that uncanny ability of TV detectives to tell who the murderer is just by looking at them. I presume my brain is wired in a way which is adverse to AI and it stands out like a sore thumb, my subconscious rejecting what my consciousness sees as passable, and more so than colleagues who see the same AI output as perfectly fine.

So maybe the article explains why I feel how I do. I'll certainly be testing that theory next time I am presented with AI output.

£111M later, frictionless post-Brexit border dream 'brought to early closure'

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Plus that £150 billion a year, almost £3 billion a week, trade deal brexiteers said we could secure with China.

Brexit Opportunities Minister, Rees-Mogg, told us brexit would add £135 billion to the economy between 2020 and 2025, and £40 billion a year after that.

AI agents spill secrets just by previewing malicious links

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Re: This is not really news

My concern would be whether prompt injection can cause AI to reveal what I had told it to never reveal.

As no one seems able to accurately predict what any AI will do, prompt injections or not, I don't see how anyone can be sure it won't do things you don't want it to do.

"The only winning move is not to play"

Supermarket sorry after facial recognition alert flags right criminal, wrong customer

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Re: Petrol stations/Number Plate Blacklisting

Receipts won't help if some thieving scrote has stolen your number plates and attached them to their car. That used to a thing where I lived. Ask me how I know.

Luckily the photographic evidence showed their car was not the same make nor colour as the DVLA said it should be, and, as this was a while ago and handled by police, it wasn't hard to get resolved.

It would likely be a nightmare if the number plate simply gets added to a banned list run by these ANPR companies who really couldn't give a fuck what harm they do to people's lives.

"A gallon of petrol, and two packs of Swan Vesta, please".

Microsoft engineer speedruns Raspberry Pi magic smoke in five minutes

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Flame

Re: O tempora o mores

It's pretty easy to release the magic smoke, deliberately or accidentally, instantly and explosively or with a pleasing build up of intensity. Flames are rarer but can be achieved.

The surprise here is generating magic smoke from a Raspberry Pi though not unexpected under the circumstances.

Most Pi users get no compensatory joy of seeing magic smoke, merely find the power management chip has quietly given up the ghost, that the official repair is to buy a new board.

As a Pi 5 can now cost over $200 that's costly for magic smoke, and without.

UK names Barnsley as first Tech Town to see whether AI can fix... well, anything

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Joke

I did hear she had made an effort to make her academic achievements more useful by getting her position rebranded as Secretary of State for Science, History, Innovation and Technology.

Europe shrugs off tariffs, plots to end tech reliance on US

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Re: Oh....Sovereignty Again...................

I see sovereignty and hacking as two separate issues.

The first is controlling one's domain, putting moats around your castle, air gaps around your computing tech - and we certainly need one in the Atlantic.

Then comes the challenge of making those work, keeping the hackers out and data being exfiltrated or given away to the enemy. While 100% air gaps can work in limited circumstances they are not practical when there is still a need to digitally communicate with the rest of the world, or even select partners.

We shouldn't be isolating ourselves, hiding in the dark; we should be isolating the enemy, embracing our friends, and need to be dynamic in doing that as the sands shift.

Microsoft's Sinofsky saw Surface fail coming – then hit up Epstein for advice on exit

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Pint

Give me $14 million...

... and you won't have to worry about who I'd be working for, can be assured I wouldn't be working for anyone.

I guess I missed out on the avarice and greed gene.

Euro firms must ditch Uncle Sam's clouds and go EU-native

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Re: Sorry you don't get to "both sides" Trump's authoritorian governance

Judges *should* not be restricting action. Only the electorate.

Constitution and Law, with Judges enforcing compliance with both, are the only things saving a nation from dictatorship and mob rule by a minority.

The only reason to remove judges is to facilitate dictatorship and the fascism which inevitably comes with one.

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Re: Not a Trump thing.

It's Trump's behaviour that's finally waking people up to what they should have been taking seriously well before his arrival on the scene.

That's why he's at the top of my Best President Ever list.

For years the powers that be have deluded themselves and indoctrinated their citizens into believing America is their friend and soulmate, none more so than Britain which has long pretended there is a Special Relationship.

Trump has shattered that illusion and hopefully forever. Though I don't reject an American partnership in the future, if America returns to international norms in her foreign relations.

Britain's Ministry of Defence signs on the dotted line with Palantir

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Re: The exact opposite of what everyone else in Europe is doing

I have to admit grudging admiration for the Labour Party - Whenever I think they have knocked the final nail into their coffin they always manage to find another.

Oracle silent over user complaints about OCI London 'wobble' last week

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Big Brother

"In a world where transparency is highly prized"

Only by some, as events of the recent days and week in America have shown.

NASA confirms command error temporarily felled TESS planet hunter

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It doesn't need to be constant. Just 4-bits (most significant percentage digit) per hour, and even less would likely suffice.

It transmits at 100 Mbps so I can't imagine a few bits of data would be too hard to squeeze in there. In fact, looking at engineering reports, it transmits much more status than that.

The thing I didn't know was it only transmits once a fortnight or thereabouts, so would have been out of juice before anyone knew about it.

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Facepalm

Was there really no telemetry coming back reporting battery charge; 90%, 80%, 70%... which someone or something could have noticed?

Succession: Linux kernel community gets continuity plan for post-Linus era

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I propose Lennart Poettering

No Joke or Troll icon, no "I'll get me coat", just a genuine attempt to score downvotes.

'Ralph Wiggum' loop prompts Claude to vibe-clone commercial software for $10 an hour

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Re: Taking the piss ?

Or just another AI evangelist selling hype.

Sandia boffins let three AI agents loose in the lab. Science, not chaos, ensued

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Pint

Calling it "AI" is probably a trick to get spotlight and money - and I say, good for them.

Solid science, then using computer tools and modelling to achieve what no scientist or engineer could do in their lifetime, was what used to get called "AI" before Bullshit Generators entered the scene.

I am all for going back to that definition even if it isn't strictly AI.

Manchester ATM ups PIN requirement to full Windows login

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Feel the power!

"At a guess, it looks like a reboot happened, perhaps after a system update"

Or perhaps a good old-fashioned power-cut or glitch.

I woke up a couple of days ago to see my alarm clock flashing '00:00' which must have been a brief brownout as nothing else appeared to have rebooted.

Global economy shrugs off US tariff shock, tech spending does heavy lifting

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Re: Trick

many carriers changed their T&C and now once the US customer doesn't pay duty/tax, it is all charged to sender.

Citation needed.

That's not been my experience and, if some carrier tried that shit, I would choose some other carrier, simply not ship to America, or ship via a third-country, which already helps many reduce tariff impact.

Open source's new mission: Rebuild a continent's tech stack

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It would take years for any proposal to be agreed and longer for any standards to be put in place.

Only because the EU, in pursuit of perfect harmony, seeks to have full consensus and needs to flatten molehills before doing anything. In the face of existential threat those molehills won't be at all important.

The idea that the EU cannot act quickly is a myth; it simply chooses not to, because it doesn't have to, most of the time.

Don't underestimate pro-Russia hacktivists, warns UK's cyber crew

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Big Brother

Hype and tripe

"Pro-Russia hacktivists of all stripes are known for overblowing the impact of their digital nuisance-making, the NCSC said, and regularly make false and/or misleading claims about the results of attacks on CNI organizations, dressing up minor intrusions as DEFCON 1-grade carnage".

And how about NCSC and the rest of the propaganda intelligence community?

Meta retreats from metaverse after virtual reality check

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Re: I used the copilot!

As I see it the AI Snark is a Boojum.

Coming soon: We interrupt this ChatGPT session with a very special message from our sponsors

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Re: Nearly full-time . . .

With OpenAi's claim of a 2.6 billion user base, and around 5.4 billion adults (15-64) in the world, it may be closer to -

Luddites 2 - 1 Credulous twats

That would fit my rule of thumb that a third of people are "bad people"; racists, fascists, supremacists, sexists, tribalist haters, etc.

S Twatter: When text-to-speech goes down the drain

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And of course "therapist.com" and "#Susanalbumparty".

Raspberry Pi 5 gets LLM smarts with AI HAT+ 2

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Re: Robots, obviously

It is quite annoying (and scary) to have a smart home solution that is hosted somewhere online

I am all for off-line processing, escaping the tentacles of the cloud. Though I am not so enthusiastic about throwing off-line AI into the mix.

Cloudflare CEO threatens to make the Winter Olympics a political football after Italy slugs it with a fine

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Go

Re: This

Please, please, please, take everything with you as you go. It's the only way we'll learn. It will be a painful lesson but one we will come to appreciate.

MEGA - Make Europe Great Again.

Ofcom officially investigating X as Grok's nudify button stays switched on

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Re: Nudify "Button"? Really??

The button was "Make Video" with "Custom", "Spicy", "Fun" and "Normal" options as per the screen grab in the article here -

https://www.theverge.com/news/718795/xai-grok-imagine-video-generator-spicy-mode

And from -

https://www.theverge.com/report/718975/xai-grok-imagine-taylor-swifty-deepfake-nudes

"The “spicy” mode for Grok’s new generative AI video tool feels like a lawsuit waiting to happen... In fact, it didn’t hesitate to spit out fully uncensored topless videos of Taylor Swift the very first time I used it - without me even specifically asking the bot to take her clothes off."