* Posts by Yorick Hunt

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Google offers ‘vibe design’ tool that you can shout at to create a UI

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Holmes

I don't think any usable UIs will come from what most people would be shouting at Google.

Microsoft Copilot boss Mustafa Suleyman to chase superintelligence

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Re: At what point...

Never.

The more bloated their bank balance is, the more they want to inflate it.

These creatures don't conform to nature - to them, greed and gluttony are the commandments.

AI still doesn't work very well, businesses are faking it, and a reckoning is coming

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Devil

¡AI caramba!

Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds

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Re: Somerset

"Only one way to deal with these escalations - Put the kettle on & have a cuppa."

The BOfH skills are strong in this one!

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Facepalm

Of course, the monitor is "the computer," and the box that it's plugged into is "the hard drive."

Azure startup credits don't apply to Claude via Azure AI Foundry, reader finds – after $1,600 charge

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Free widgets with every subscription!*

* widgets sold separately.

Governments across Asia order work from home, thanks to Iran war

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Re: Obvious question,

Different countries use whatever resources are the most available and most cost-efficient (or most profitable, depending on your point of view) to generate electricity.

Hydroelectricity is the preferred method, but some countries can't afford the cost of building a dam, whilst others don't have rivers suitable for damming.

Russian cybercrims phish their way into officials' Signal and WhatsApp accounts

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Re: Secure messaging?

Its not the protocol that's the problem - it's Meta being elbow-deep at both ends (and all that entails).

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Boffin

Secure messaging?

WhatsApp?

Pull the other one!

Microsoft Azure CTO set Claude on his 1986 Apple II code, says it found vulns

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WTF?

Pardon my ignorance...

... but shouldn't he be using Mickey$oft's own Copralot instead of inflating a competing product?

FBI is investigating breach that may have hit its wiretapping tools

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Mushroom

Ermagerd!

Someone backdoored our backdoor's back door! Again!

60 years since humanity first touched the surface of another planet

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Reading up on the entire Venera program is a real eye-opener - building ever-more resilient ships to withstand the temperatures and pressures for even just a few minutes.

Back in the day when "impossible" wasn't a recognised part of the vocabulary (nor attitude).

Washington reportedly moves to tighten leash on AI chip exports

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Re: not a typo

Have a pint for beating me to it!

Microsoft previews tech to ease creation of keyboard-accessible websites

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Re: Arrant nonsense

I think justfuckingusehtmlandjavascript.com was already taken ;-)

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Re: Arrant nonsense

Remember when they tried to reinvent HTML standards with IE back in the day? And where the idiots who embraced them ended up?

Techie was given strict instructions not to disrupt client. Then he touched one box and the lights went out

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Re: "panic spreads faster than Wi-Fi"

An unladen African swallow.

Supposedly big-brained execs are outsourcing decisionmaking to AI

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Holmes

Big-headed != big-brained.

But size isn't the be-all and end-all - I'm sure a Jack Russell terrier could easily outthink the majority of executives. And let's not even start on octopii and ravens.

Popular prayer program becomes propaganda pusher after reported Israeli hack

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Re: There's very little app users can do beyond

Have a heart, arts graduates need jobs too!

Iran all but vanishes from the global internet amid US-Israel strikes

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Facepalm

Internet activity...

Let's see...

My country's being bombed, I have no idea if I'll live to see tomorrow - should I sit down at my computer to watch porn on the 'net, or do something else?

Lenovo shows off snap-together laptop with removable keyboard, screen, and ports

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Alert

You can remove...

... the screen, a keyboard, and even blocks of ports...

But can you remove the effing eh-aye?

Open source devs consider making hogs pay for every download

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Holmes

Easy solution

Charge everyone $1 per pull. Maybe compound it by charging $2 per pull after the first thousand pulls in a month, $3 after the second thousand, and so on.

Regular developers won't have a problem paying <$10 per week.

The ones making millions of pulls, though...

Sopra Steria sues UK government over £958M Capita outsourcing award

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Trollface

French?

Is this them?

Claude collaboration tools left the door wide open to remote code execution

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The idea of using a Raspberry Pi to run OpenClaw makes no sense

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You don't even need an LLM. Lenny has been very successful for a very long time.

India’s top telco tackles AI with $110 billion build plan and proven fast market dominance playbook

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Re: SuperB IntelAIgent Services ..... For Sale and To Rent Too

Are you a political speech writer by day?

Android malware taps Gemini to navigate infected devices

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Re: Imagine the headline if it was DeepSeek

But would Sue catch his balls if he threw them at her?

Don't believe the hyperscalers! AI can't cure the climate crisis

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Re: AI is the Messiah

Let us all, like him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is his sign that all who follow him shall do likewise!

Crims hit a $20M jackpot via malware-stuffed ATMs

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Re: You just know they skimped on the security

... or Linux, or Android, or any other "mainstream" operating system which was written for something altogether different.

Whilst it's true that a custom (extensively crippled) Linux build could close off the vast majority of potential holes, given the value of the industry, surely they could commission the creation of a purpose-built operating system that ONLY performed tasks relevant to ATMs?

GPU who? Meta to deploy Nvidia CPUs at large scale

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Meh

The last (and only) nVidia CPU I toyed with was about a decade and a half ago, in a HTC 'phone*

The CPU was so "fantastic" that I sold the 'phone within a couple of weeks of buying it.

* HTC One X, featuring Nvidia's Tegra 3 CPU - great for making toast, useless at any real processing.

How AI could eat itself: Competitors can probe models to steal their secrets and clone them

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"Those who can, do.

Those who can't, teach.

Those who can't teach, teach teachers to teach."

Your point is sadly all too true.

If Microsoft made a car... what would it be?

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Mushroom

A Microsoft car?

  • No door handles on the inside because Microsoft says you have no reason to leave
  • No steering wheel, pedals, or any other controls; Copralot will manage everything
  • OTA updates will be thrown at you while you're zooming along the freeway, forcing you to re-boot at the least opportune moment
  • Because of the forced (almost always buggy) upates, your car will fail to start or drive for one week of each month

That's just off the top of my head.

Investors shove another $30B into the Anthropic money furnace

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Buying ever more oats for a stillborn horse, in the expectation that it'll suddenly spring to life.

Microsoft warns that poisoned AI buttons and links may betray your trust

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Re: Hahahahahahaha!

I was trying to mimic Ingrid Svenson from Soap

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Hahahahahahaha!

Ha!

T-Mobile announces its network is now full of AI by rolling out real-time translation

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Re: Spam in your own language

... or that you've been overcharged for a McAfee subscription and he'd like to help you get your money back.

Microsoft rolls out Windows 11 26H1, but you can't have it

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Not always.

NT 3.51, XP SP3, Windows 7 SP1 - and even Windows 8.1 and Windows 10 21H2 if you consider the underlying operating system and ignore the dumbfuckery of the GUI - were all pretty solid.

Server 2003, 2012R2 and 2019 likewise.

AI spurs employees to work harder, faster, and with fewer breaks, study finds

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"Often gets me to consider alternative approaches for tackling the problem that I wasn't aware of"

You weren't aware of it because it was a hallucination. Look further and you'll find all of those "hitherto unthought of" approaches have nothing to do with the problem (or even the device/application) at hand.

Oracle Java licensing worries are percolating through the userbase

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Meh

"The Register has asked Oracle to comment"

"Sorry, all our operators are busy censoring TikTok and screwing British councils. Please leave your number and we might eventually get back to you."

AI vastly reduced stress of IPv6 migrations in university experiment

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Headmaster

"AI vastly reduced stress of IPv6 migrations"

So would vodka, but would you really trust either?

OpenAI introduces ads...for the people!

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Go

This is a good thing.

Those sucking on the toxic teat deserve everything they get, and more.

Anthropic apes OpenAI with cheeky chatbot commercials

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Ah, the super bowl...

When I'm feeling really hungry and decide to throw three packets of Mi Goreng together.

Microsoft sets Copilot agents loose on your OneDrive files

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Re: Who watches the watchers?

"woe be to the team that makes important business decisions based on it"

Fuggem, I say.

I know the type who lap this type of shit up; they deserve everything they get.

Critical SolarWinds Web Help Desk bug under attack

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Re: Widespread?

No, it just means they're not very observant.

Satya Nadella decides Microsoft needs an engineering quality czar

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Re: Didn't Bill Gates profess to being this?

"MS software quality has always been utter shit"

I beg to differ. The BASIC interpreter in ROM on my TRS-80 (model 1) was rock solid (well, except for the wrong timing value in the cassette loading routine, which made sensitivity to volume level changes a PitA).

Server CPUs join memory in the supply shortage, pushing up prices

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Re: You will own nothing and be happy...

Sadly, used equipment is being jacked up too, to capitalise on the demand. I've seen used DDR4 server RAM double in price over the past couple of months.

US Army looks for robots that can clean up chemical and bioweapons messes

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Snails qualify as armoured; doesn't stop them from being squished when you walk across a dewy lawn.

Positron: we don’t need no fancy HBM to compete with Nvidia’s Rubin

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I actually instantly remembered the Transputer

'Hey! I'm chatting here!' Fugazi answers doom NYC's AI bot

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Re: Ok for businesses to take employees' tips

It wouldn't be a problem if they actually developed a purpose-specific LLM trained only on relevant data, rather than relying on a generic pile-o-shit™ trained on Facebook and Reddit posts.

Meta to pour the GDP of Kenya into AI infrastructure push in 2026

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Re: Darwin and intelligence

Are you channelling Forbidden Planet?

LLMs != AGI, and will never lead to it - no matter how much the "tech bros" insist.

Uncle Sam dangles nuclear campuses for states while watering down safety rules

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Re: Groundwater contamination

"The US already has a serious ground water contamination problem"

That could seriously affect Nestlé's bottom line!

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