Posts by Paul Herber

Re: "So ......."

... like ...

Re: Shame

Russian goons have reported that it has fallen in the water.

But I expect Leon is rubbing his hands with glee!

Re: Rocks

Hey, let's get another rock, then we can fight about which rock is best!

Re: Well I like it

+1

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Re: I'm not complaining

Now now.

Re: "At Microsoft, we focus on high-performance talent"

That high-performance talent they are focused on are all working elsewhere!

Re: Possible reasons for invasions not causing language changes in Britain

Ambulance - Ambiwlans

Senate - Senadd

Not what you meant? Oh.

Re: Madness

Would you get it into your head that there are some people on this planet who think the laws of mathematics, physics etc are optional.

Re: still included with Windows 11

Those 600k files are all different. These 600k files are all the same.

And obviously Mint 22 is twice as good as Win 11 !

Re: all airports will need to rethink their design

"Gatwick would be ideal for housing"

The only reason people want to live in that area is to be able to work at the airport or one of the nearby support businesses.

Re: A quote

You read them as a kid, but now you are a Bigman ...

Yes, but it's pronounced wiesels.

Re: Paper trails...

D'uh.

A few hundred years ago this would also have been the punishment for:

homosexuals, trans-genders, witches, apple fanbois, heretics, tax evaders, people who looked at the king in the wrong way, systemd proponents, motorcyclists, gypsies, ladies who wear trousers, you ...

I like your sense of tumour.

Re: Minority Report

"Drones rounding you up are next. I've said it before, but replacing eye balls will be a valuable commodity soon."

An AI transcript of the above:

Drone surrounding Europe are next. I've said it before, but replacing my balls will be a valuable commodity soon.

Re: More Automatic e-books

Nice one, Cyril.

Re: gamers face black screens

XYZZY

Paul@Linux:~$

Re: DNA

Zebra crossings will mean nothing to many readers, and they will stand no chance with pelican crossings. Then we get to the Belisha Beacons, which are only a few minutes drive away from the Brecon Beacons.

Is Wishbone Ash's song "Ballad of the Beacons" about the Belisha or Brecon ones?

Re: so ...

I foresee an AI to help you choose your new top-of-the-range kitchen appliances ...

let's call it Brains for Smeg.

Re: "Thought Leader"

Can you sign off pay rises?

No.

Can you instigate disciplinary proceedings?

No.

Can you sign time sheets?

No.

Well, **** off then and think on that.

Re: So for the photo app

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