* Posts by Mishak

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Apple called on to ditch AI headline summaries after BBC debacle

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"they are effective for treating COVID"

Unfortunately, you could probably argue it was accurate if it had extended its "research" to the wider internet, as it would probably find more references stating they are effective than those that say not :-(

Bleach anyone?

SpaceX rocketeers get fresh FAA license for next Starship launch

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Re: "The FAA continues to increase efficiencies"

"Pilotless" these days, surely?

Europe signs off on €10.6B IRIS² satellite broadband deal

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€6.5 billion coming from public funding

I though these sort of services were seen as "commercially viable" else where?

Raspberry Pi 500 and monitor arrive in time for Christmas

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Re: Keyboard layout

They'll be the same people who have PIN numbers...

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Re: Keyboard layout

I love the "confusion" it causes in the US when using a UK keyboard.

Some guy talking about some C code: "So, we pound-include the header file".

Me: "You mean hash-include?"

Guy: "No, you use the pound symbol".

Me: "You mean this one (shows £ symbol) ?"

Guy: "No, you use #".

Me: "Like I said, the hash key".

I don't even bother to move on to the the € that I also have...

More confusion arrises with Twitter/X, where people are happy to use # to "hash-tag"...

No, I can't help – you called the wrong helpdesk, in the wrong place, for the wrong platform

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See...

They never follow the instructions ;-)

Are Copilot+ PCs really the fastest Windows PCs? X and Copilot don't think so

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Got the daughter a Lenovo "Copilot+ PC"

Not because it has Copilot, but because it is Windows on Arm. She was also looking at MacBook Air, but this got her a better spec for less money (Apple have since improved their specs).

She uses it for school (and will use it at uni) and gaming*. She loves the fact it's small, fast, has a very, very nice screen and runs for at least two days without having to be charged.

Copilot was not considered when she was looking for a machine, and she does not use it.

* when the games work - a lot seem to suffer memory corruption (looks like the frame buffer is used for game data) and "do not yet support Arm" as a consequence. Wouldn't be surprised if there's some undefined-behaviour in there that's manifesting itself in a bad way on Arm...

Tech support chap showed boss how to use a browser for a year – he still didn't get it

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Fonts

We once had a graphic designer use a font that I couldn't source anywhere, so I asked them where to get it.

They provided a link to a site that got an "AWOOGAA, AWOOGAA" alert from the browser, along with a "do you wish to continue to this malware-laden warez site"?

Turned out they were using a ripped-off copy of a very expensive font...

I found a nice, free alternative that everyone was happy with.

Techie left 'For support, contact me' sign on a server. Twenty years later, someone did

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Reminds me of a place I worked at where I proposed a new way of controlling regenerative braking of a motor system, only to be told "We've been doing this our way for years, and we know yours won't work".

I eventually fell out with them over something more serious so, I gave my notice - which included a warning that I would take them to a tribunal for constructive dismissal.

Strangely, they still made me work my month's notice, which I used to implement the braking algorithm I had proposed. I was told they finally adopted it a number of years after I left "so that it could be someone else's idea"...

Your air fryer might be snitching on you to China

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Things I've declined to connect recently...

Bought a new shaver - it wants me to download an app and connect to it via Bluetooth so it can show me "my shaving profile" (or something).

Toothbrush - this also has a Bluetooth connected app.

All other IoT that I have that is (slightly) better with an internet connection is connected to my IoTatt WiFi on a heavily-filtered VLAN.

I have never understood why I would want a WiFi-enabled kettle or dishwasher as neither will fill or empty themselves!

Hide the keyboard – it's the only way to keep this software running

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Re: Sunlight

No one:

1) Testing took place within a test cell.

2) It was enclosed by a barrier*.

3) The only person allowed in the cell whilst the vehicle was operating was the driver.

4) All testing took place at low speed.

5) The hardware automatically put the controller into a safe state if the micro failed.

Up until that point, everyone believed the stickers were there to prevent long term erasure - no one was aware that a burst of weak UV could lead to corrupted reads.

An easy to remove cover was put in place after this incident, followed shortly after by a move to the use of FLASH.

* I had this put in place when I saw how things were done at the time I joined the company, as safety was not great.

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Sunlight

I'm sure I've done this one before but...

Working on controllers for electric fork-lift trucks, we had a controller mounted high on the back of a vehicle so that it was easy to get at. It never had a cover on either so that the EPROM could be swapped out to update the software.

Worked like a charm until one afternoon when the controller started to reset now and then when the vehicle was moving towards the outside of the building. Many an hour was spent reviewing the code but no faults could be found. I then noticed a shaft of sunlight that moved up the back of the truck as it moved towards the widows - with the controller resetting when the sunlight hit the EPROM.

Whilst they can be a pain to get off at times, those light-proof stickers that are supposed to be put over the UV erase window can be useful - the EPROMs weren't getting erased, but there was enough charge getting moved about to cause the occasional read error...

Intel losses hit $16.6B in Q3 and Wall Street is … loving it?

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Bean-counting

AKA "creative accounting" - used to make the balance sheet look better.

Huawei's farewell to Android isn't a marketing move, it's chess

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Let's take this decent (old) movie and do a "remake"

Just add some "celebs" (who aren't actors), CGI it to hell and remove the storyline. It'll bring in millions - but not from me.

Apple throws shade on pokey AI PCs, claims its maxed out M4 chips are 4x faster

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Re: Has Apple fixed HDMI yet?

This is normally down to the HDMI driver chip not being able to drive into the capacitance on the cable. Everything should work up to 15m - but that depends on the quality of the cable.

Dropping the resolution and/or frame rate can help - I had problems with a Dell trying to drive 4K@30Hz at 0.5m, but it was ok with a lower resolution.

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"proprietary connectors"

I'm not familiar with the M2 Pro - what connectors are you referring to?

Samsung phone users under attack, Google warns

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Because PC are so much more secure?

LOL

Yes, your network is down – you annoyed us so much we crashed it

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Walls

A local stone mason (probably the best in the area) built the wall outside the front of a house I used to own for the previous owner - who did not pay (he was a builder on "account hold" with all the builder's merchants within 150 miles in all directions). The owner came home one day to find the stone being loaded onto the bed of a flatbed truck...

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"making them wait was jeopardizing the very existence of their business"

Had a similar line from a client. I had done the work and the invoice for £lots was seriously overdue.

I had sent reminders and all invoices and statements included (in bold) "We understand and will exercise our statutory right to claim interest and compensation for debt recovery costs under the late payment legislation if we are not paid according to agreed credit terms".

The last time I called them I was told "If we pay you we won't be able to pay our staff" - to which I replied "if you don't pay me, I can't pay me".

They obviously thought, as I was a one-man-band, that they could get away with it.

I contacted a debt collection agency, who, for a fee of £2.50, sent a "letter before action". I have no idea what it said, but funds to cover the invoice, statutory interest and £2.50 fee arrived as soon as it was received.

I later learned that another business that I worked with had the same problem with this lot, so I pointed them to my friendly debt collectors...

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Re: Sometimes there's a hidden benefit with irritating clients

Been there, done that, did the overtime to make it happen! Only time I've seen my bank balance say "FULL".

Intel hits back at China's accusations it bakes in NSA backdoors

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NSA Backdoors

Not chip level, but the NSA do (did?) run an "upgrade factory".

Openreach reveals latest locations facing the copper chop

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Satellite

At least my mobile has the ability to call for help via satellite when there is no mobile signal or WiFi.

I've got enough battery power to keep my ONT and router running for at least four hours (more if I move a UPS), but most won't :-( Came in handy during the Euros when the power went out and the street was desperate to watch the England match!

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Pah!

When I were a lad, we had to make do with two tin cans and a bit of string.

Well, I say string, but it was really just a bit of naval fluff that us gran wove into som'it like string.

Youngsters don't know they were born these days.

Microsoft says tougher punishments needed for state-sponsored cybercriminals

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First thing to do

Make companies responsible for any exploitable defects in their products.

Followed by requiring them to release security updates for the service lives of their products (i.e. not just the marketing life).

First time's the charm: SpaceX catches a descending Super Heavy Booster

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Re: As an engineer...

Fluke: Success resulting from a concerted effort by a team of dedicated people, where the result appears to be impossible. See also "magic".

Magic: Science used in a way so as to impress those who do not understand it.

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Re: Kinda better

I think the only fire suppression system is just in the launch table?

The water deluge at launch isn't the same, wouldn't be "kind" to the booster if it were to impinge on it, and there's no water or gas (used to force it out) left after the launch for another use (they were using tankers to ship in water to fill the storage tanks - is that still the case?).

UK ponders USB-C as common charging standard

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They have those "wonderful" sockets where UK round pin, UK square pin, US, Auz (and other) plugs all "fit" - as long as you don't worry about the voltage or arcing...

Techie took five minutes to fix problem Adobe and Microsoft couldn't solve in two weeks

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Re: I've not really used Windows much for 15+ years

Thanks, that makes sense.

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I've not really used Windows much for 15+ years

Never knew that this "Fast Start" feature was so dumb - surely it could have been written with a flag for "one of your files has been updated - do a cold start"?

Smart TVs are spying on everyone

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Missed the boat on that one...

They've had them in Japan for a long time...

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"artificial breathy voice"

Or "mumble-fest"+, as I call it. You can tell it's bad when you have to use the subtitles to follow the dialog and/or stop your ears being blown off when the "background sound"* picks up.

+ Makes it more dramatic, I'm told.

* I always thought the dialog was supposed to be louder, but that's often not the case.

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Re: Google TV OS

Thanks for that - I'm due to take my parents out later on today to help them choose a replacement TV.

I want something that isn't going to be overly complex to use as they just use a PVR (and it's catchup services) to watch and stream (and a sound system for decent audio).

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Re: PiHole!

I've not used PiHole, but can't the system be set up to intercept all DNS traffic regardless of the destination IP?

I've got my pfSense set to do this so that the kids can't get round content filtering by changing the DNS on their devices.

US lawmakers dig into FCC's $900M Starlink snub in wake of Hurricane Helene

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What?

You're telling me it's not road kill? Doh, there I go believing fake news again...

Linus Torvalds declares war on the passive voice

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I'm British...

And was educated during the period in which it was considered unnecessary to teach English grammar, as "kids just pick it up".

I therefore have no idea what this is about.

Vulcan Centaur avoids FAA scrutiny after losing solid rocket booster nozzle

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Lack of an incident investigation

I can understand this to some extent.

The rocket itself seems to have performed as expected and can fly without any SRBs. I would expect the SRBs to be "grounded" until the failure has been understood and mitigated.

Scott Manley pointed out in his breakdown of the launch that they were lucky the fragments didn't impact the first stage.

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Re: Public safety

Though it does look like they may have held on to the SRBs a bit longer than normal to allow them to drop into the designated splash zone due to underperformance caused by the missing nozzle meaning they were a bit short. Hard to say for sure though, as they do hold them for a bit after burnout on a nominal flight - but the flight clock did show a sequence of planned events occurred late.

Three and Vodafone: We need to merge because our networks are rubbish

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Lyca

I originally tried Lyca when I decided Three needed to go* (even though EE have no usable signal where I live; the same as all the others).

However, I couldn't get WiFi Calling to work, with their support telling me they didn't offer it! Have they got it going yet?

* Three's WiFi Calling would drop out, sometimes for days (and sometimes only fixable with a new SIM).

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But that's my point

They both have poor (virtually no) coverage where I live. How is merging going to improve things, especially if they switch one tower off?

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Only 73.03 percent of rural premises in the UK have 4G coverage (from Three)

Mine is included in that - only I had to go outside and hope the wind was blowing in the correct direction for it to "work". I switched to a Vodafone MVNO, and I can now use data in the house - sometimes :-(

I can't see how a merger is going to improve that! Though I have noticed places when I'm away from home that I only get Edge where I used to get 3G (coverage, but not data bandwidth of any significance).

I think it's about time all the operators were told "no 6G license until you provide a working service to those who are paying for 4G/5G".

AI agent promotes itself to sysadmin, trashes boot sequence

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45 minutes

I had to leave for a meeting, so couldn't keep it going.

I do know someone who kept them going for over an hour.

He convinced "Microsoft" to let him remote into their system "so I can then had control over to you as it's not working the other way", and then proceeded to erase their machine.

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Reminds me of the time...

I tried to use the support desk of a well-know PC backup tool.

They remoted into my XP machine, dug about a bit, asked me to inert the installation CD, dug about a bit more and then started using Task Manager to randomly terminate unrelated processes - at which point I revoked access rights.

Support : "Sorry, but I seem to have lost remote access".

Me : "Yes, that was me. You started terminating processes that are not related to your product".

Support : "I was wondering if they were causing some compatibility issues".

Me : "I wonder if you know what you're doing. Sorry, I mean I know you don't. Manager please. Now!".

These days it would just be an hallucination.

Uncle Sam lends $1.5B to reignite Michigan nuclear plant in 2025

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But...

It is much better to reprocess spent fuel first as only about 3% is waste - and that has a relatively short half-life, especially when compared to some of the plutonium isotopes that can be burnt as fuel if they are recovered.

Three, Voda promise £10-a-month or below mobile tariffs in bid to sway CMA on merger

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Mix

I guess it depends how they "mix it".

I dropped Three and moved to Lebara* (Vodafone MVNO). Signal is about the same (unusable), but, when there is what should be a reasonable connection, the data rates over Three ranged from zero to not much better. I hope they adopt the Vodafone infrastructure when they merge.

* at £4.95 a month for unlimited calls, inclusive roaming, texts, and 5GB of 5G data.

Windows 11 user hurt by the KB5043145 update? Microsoft offers a way out

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Preview updates

How many people install these?

Google's Rust belts bugs out of Android, helps kill off unsafe code substantially

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Disclosure - I used to work in static analysis.

Abstract interpretation, as used by Polyspace and Absint, can indeed catch more defects statically than "simple" static data-flow analysis. However, decidability means that abstract interpretation is still not able to detect all errors. SPARK helps by limiting the features of the language that are permitted (it defines a language subset). Subsetting is very difficult to enforce within the C and C++ communities as there is a lot of pushback from developers who don't like being told that they are not to use (often large) parts of "their" language.

Formal verification is a good idea,but only a relatively small number of programmers understand that it exists, and even less understand how to use it. There is also a concern that you can end up with a vacuous proof (you've proved something, but did you really prove that the software is correct?), <a href="https://blogs.sw.siemens.com/verificationhorizons/2017/12/06/formal-tech-tip-what-are-vacuous-proofs-why-they-are-bad-and-how-to-fix-them/>but that's another story</a>...

However, the use of tools is essential as they help to improve the confidence in a system, even when they cannot prove that it is correct.

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A good start, yes

But static analysis is not currently able to catch anything other than fairly trivial errors.

Datacenters bleed watts and cash – all because they're afraid to flip a switch

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Better still

Pump all the hot air from their conference* into houses as "free heating".

* I guess you could also use the waste heat from data centres, but that's boring.

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Yep

Drivers aren't always that great at handling changes to the power settings, so not using them often just masks the fact that the driver is badly implemented.

That's a very lazy "fix".

VMware reportedly probed by Japanese anti-monopoly cops

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"its bundles quickly pay for themselves"

Not if you only use some of them though - kind of like the sellers on Amazon who sell packs of "things" when you only need one...

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