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Do you worry that nobody likes you? We'll provide you with friends. Hi, and Kifflom. I'm the honorable Cris Formage. Covet your neighbor's ass no longer. The Epsilon Program seeks out the convenient bits from every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American - expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless. And unlike other major religions, we only tithe 8.75 percent. That means less for God, and more for you. All you have to do is read and understand the Epsilon Tract, and the secrets of the universe will be open to you. Just call 1-866-FUN-CULT

Cris Formage is a radio guest in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

He is voiced by Fred Melamed.

History[]

Background[]

Formage is the founder and leader of the Epsilon Program, a cult based in Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands.

Events of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas[]

In 1992, he was interviewed by Lazlow Jones on the West Coast Talk Radio show Entertaining America. On the show, he denies that the Epsilon Program is a cult, describing it as "a fellowship of like-minded adults who tithe money in exchange for salvation and merit badges". He also claims to have been formed out of two eggs laid by twins on the day of the interview. He also has a rivalry with Darius Fontaine, calling him the devil. At the end of the interview, Lazlow describes Formage as an "alcoholic turned self-deifying cultist".

After the Events of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas[]

As of 2004, Cris Formage managed to convert many celebrities into Epsilonists, including Jezz Torrent and The Gurning Chimps lead singer Maccer. According to Jezz Torrent, Cris' cult helped him leave his drug addiction, while Maccer wrote a few lyrics based on the 12 tenets of Epsilonism.

Character[]

Appearance[]

Cris Formage is a clear parody of scientology figures David Miscavige and L. Ron Hubbard, incorporating various elements of both figures' personalities and histories.

Trivia[]

  • The word "formage", if pronounced like how Cris pronounces his last name, is quite similar to "fromage", which is French for "cheese".
  • Cris Formage has a different universe variant of himself in the HD Universe in the new continuity started in Grand Theft Auto IV, along with other previous media personalities. This variant of Cris Formage is also voiced by Fred Melamed.

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[ ve ]Characters in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
ProtagonistCarl Johnson
Main charactersSean "Sweet" Johnson | Kendl Johnson | Frank Tenpenny† | Big Smoke (Melvin Harris)† | Wu Zi Mu | The Truth | Cesar Vialpando | Catalina† | Salvatore Leone† | Madd Dogg | Kent Paul | Eddie Pulaski† | Ken Rosenberg | Mike Toreno | Ryder (Lance Wilson)† | Jizzy B.† | OG Loc (Jeffrey Cross) | T-Bone Mendez† | Zero | Maccer |
Minor charactersAlan Crawford† | Alan Crawford's Female Associate† | Ammu-Nation Clerk | Andre† | Ballas Snitch† | B Dup (Mark Wayne) | Benny† | Bettina | Berkley | Big Bear (Barry Thorne) | Big Poppa† | Bogman | Cesar's Informant | City Planning Department Receptionist | Claude | Colonel Fuhrberger | Construction Foreman† | C.R.A.S.H. Rookies† | Derek | District Attorney | Dope | Driving School Tutor | Dwaine | Emmet | Forelli Crime Family's pilot† | Freddy† | Gal | Gasso Employee | Guppy | Hazer | Janitor | Jethro | Jimmy Hernandez† | Jimmy Silverman | Johnny Sindacco† | Jordan | Jose | Kane† | Larry | Little Bill | Little Lion† | Little Weasel† | Loco Low Co. Mechanic | Mafia Goon 1 | Marco Forelli† | Maria Latore | Mickey† | Mike | Mr. Whittaker | Old Reece | Pizza Clerk | Preacher Bishop† | Quarry Foreman |Ralph Pendelbury† | Ran Fa Li | Rival Pimp† | Salvatore Leone's Bodyguard | Sunny | Su Xi Mu | Sweet's Girlfriend | Tammy† | The Dossier Carrier† | The Informant† | The Journalist† | The Reporter† | The Snakehead† | The Triad Leader | Tim† | Tony | Triad Assistant 1 | Triad Assistant 2 | Triad Mechanic | Triad Mediator | Unnamed Burger Shot Employee | Unnamed Crack Whore | Unnamed LVPD Officer | Vagos gang members (Running Dog)
GirlfriendsDenise Robinson | Millie Perkins | Helena Wankstein | Katie Zhan | Michelle Cannes | Barbara Schternvart
Radio station characters
Radio DJsForth Right MC | Hans Oberlander | James Pedeaston | Johnny Lawton | Johnny Parkinson | Julio G | Marshall Peters | Mary Phillips | Mary-Beth Maybell | Phillip Michaels | Peyton Phillips | Sage | The Funktipus | Tommy Smith
Talk show hostsBilly Dexter† | Christy MacIntyre | Derrick Thackery | James Pedeaston | Lazlow | Marvin Trill | Mary Phillips | Maurice | Peyton Phillips |
Talk show guests632369439 | Adam First | Cris Formage | Darius Fontaine | Emanuel | Hector | Jack Howitzer | Jizzy B.† | Julie | Kevin | Mike | Mill | Montag | OG Loc | Rick | Stewart | The Truth | Truck Driver | Vivian | Zero |
News broadcastingBig Smoke† | Lianne Forget | Madd Dogg | Richard Burns
Radio guestsBig Wayne | Cris Formage | Darius Fontaine | Fernando Martinez | Jack Howitzer | Jenna Forbes | Jimmy | Michael Hunt | OG Loc (Jeffrey Cross) | Reed Tucker | The Truth | Tim
Mentioned charactersAh Ah Kung | Avrindar | Beverly Johnson† | Big Devil† | Bobby | Brian Johnson† | Carl Johnson's Father | CM Pink | General Mills | Herbie | Ho Chi | James Earl Cash | Jezz Torrent | Joey Leone | LB | Little Devil† | Mary Alexander | Mary Ellen | Mike Andrews | Tommy Vercetti | Tony† |
Other charactersBig Smilky | Brian Van Ginsberg | Brontosaurus Rex | Cluck Norris | D. Claremont | Dr. Diablo | Ed Karson | Frank Gold | Fraser Ashley | Gern Blanston | G.M. Berlotti | Hammerfist | Henry Bolt† | Jane Pole | Jeremy Smith | John Craig | Mary Fortune | Morgan August | Philip K. Jones | Rochell'le | Scott Wilson | Turk Martin
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Beta charactersBobbi La Queef | Honey-G | Kylie (Mechanic) | Mafia Casino V.I.P. | Motel Contact | Officer Carver† | Poncho† | Psycho
† denotes Deceased, Italics denotes a status determined by the player's choice
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