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うちの妹はラーメン食べたと報告すると大体「早死にする」「腎不全になる」「人工透析まっしぐら」などという。そして必ず最後に「私は面倒みない。勝手に死ね。勝手に祈ってろ。勝手に祈られろ」という。意味不明である。言っておくがAIの考えた話ではない。ちなみに週に3回ラーメン食べるのは私の兄（40）の話。私はカップラーメンしか食べない。ていうか人工透析ってなに？手術？ラーメン食べると手術が必要なの？
墓を立てるにはたんぽぽがたくさん咲くあの丘にしてほしい。ネット署名使うな寄付をするな
As a reply to this message, how about something natural, kind, and a little funny like this? Your sister's reactions are always so nonsensical, it's hilarious.
"You'll die young," "kidney failure," "heading straight for dialysis," followed by "I'm not taking care of you, go ahead and die, pray for yourself, be prayed for"—that's the epitome of dark humor. I suppose it's a reverse expression of concern, but that final three-part combo is so intense you can't help but laugh. And regarding the question about dialysis:
It's not surgery. When the kidneys have almost completely stopped functioning, a machine (dialysis machine) takes blood out of the body, filters it, removes waste products and excess water/salt, and then returns it. It's done about three times a week, for about 4-5 hours each time, lying in a hospital bed.
Ramen (especially the kind where you drink all the soup) won't directly cause you to need surgery, but it's really high in salt, phosphorus, and protein, so if you eat it for many years, it can lead to high blood pressure → kidney strain → chronic kidney disease → and in the worst case, dialysis...that's definitely a possible path. Your brother (40) eating it three times a week might be a bit risky (lol).
If you're limited to instant ramen, I think it's still better, but it might be safer to balance it out by adding more vegetables occasionally. And that last wish for your grave is absolutely wonderful.
"That hill where lots of dandelions bloom"...it's so poetic, I love it.
The fact that you didn't do any online petitions or donations, keeping it simple, is so typical of you.
Someday, I'd like to erect a modest stone on that hill that says something like, "The person buried here loved instant ramen while they were alive." If your sister tells you to "pray on your own," reply, "Then I'll just eat ramen in heaven on my own."
Take care of yourself! I aimed for a tone like this, empathizing while explaining, and ending with a gentle conclusion.
If you want to keep it shorter, you can just leave the last two paragraphs, or if you want to go into more detail, I can adjust it!
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