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Longlegs 2024

★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025 2

the opening scene made me jump out of my seat in the theater. that never happens. it reminds me of the jumpscare that wasn’t really a jumpscare in lake mungo. this isn’t my first rodeo, i know the horror genre like the back of my hand. this is gonna be brief, but i think fully seeing longlegs (nicholas cage) ruined the entire film. the way he was kept half out of frame in the beginning should’ve been how it was…
The Substance 2024

★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Jan 2025 2

when you hear older people say, “i saw the exorcist in theaters when it first came out.” or any other genre defining piece of cinema they saw in their day…when i’m old, decrepit, rocking in my rocking chair at the nursing home…i’m gonna say to my nurse, “i fucking saw the substance in theaters when it first came out.” let me be clear. this film is a masterpiece.
every single tiny, minuscule detail is divine. coraline fargeat is a living,…

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I Spit on Your Grave 1978

★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Jan 2025 1

aka ‘day of the woman’ so many people will never watch this film. it will just fade away into the ocean of obscurity in cinema, lost to the sands of time…but not for me. in some ways, i truly believe this is one of the most important films ever made. we respect the merit of films, like, funny games (1997) we understand the performance of monica belluci in irreversible (2002) we even understand the historical importance of a film, like, the virgin…
Frankenweenie 2012

★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Jan 2025

fuck. i cried so much. i miss my dog

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