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Pinned reviews

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 2004

★★★★½ Watched 03 Apr 2023

haha, killy blondy mommy who can punchy punchy me in the hearty hearty
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 2003

★★★★★ Rewatched 18 May 2023

haha, killy blondy mommy who can stabby stabby me with her swordy swordy

Recent reviews

Tilda Swinton: The Love Factory 2002

★★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2025

if i ever get to listen to tilda swinton or rebecca ferguson yap in person about literally anything, that'd be great (please universe make it happen)
Life in Technicolor 2021

★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2025

ugh too visually stunning to rate any lower, curse you luca guacamole

Popular reviews

When Evil Lurks 2023

★★ Watched 17 Jul 2024

What great gore and effects, too bad it's let down by the dumbest fucking characters I've legitimately ever seen and some of the dialogue is so blatantly bland and weak, they quite literally spoon feed you obvious events through a character's lines, like???? Despite the negatives I thought it was actually solid, but the sheer dumbness of those characters gave me a headache.
// jair will you shut the fuck up
The Making of Requiem for a Dream 2001

★★ Watched 06 Jan 2025 2

Good behind the scenes footage but this really didn't need darren commentating at all, mf made me wanna sleep.

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