• The Wild Robot

    The Wild Robot

    ★★★★½

    Sobbed while holding my mom’s hand in a theater full of kids 🥹

  • Strange Darling

    Strange Darling

    ★★★★

    Funniest movie breakfast I’ve seen in years. It just kept GOING. Need a spinoff/prequel just about the mountain couple STAT.

    As always, Kyle Gallner supremacy 🙇🏻‍♀️

  • Thelma

    Thelma

    ★★★★½

    June Squibb now tied with Tom Cruise as my favorite action star.

    OH MY GOD WHAT A DELIGHT!!! Can’t think of the last time I had a smile on my face the entire runtime of a movie. A treasure! The way Margolin shoots scenes of Thelma doing things that are difficult for old people (walking on gravely dirt, going up stairs, moving through a crowded antique shop) like tense action scenes… THRILLING. And the M:I-style score is perfection. It’s also…

  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    God this thing looks good. They took all the money they saved by not casting movie stars and put it into CGI and MAMA IT SHOWS!!!! I wondered why my ear wasn’t flagging any voices and it’s because I didn’t know ‘em! Brilliant choice— the performances were phenomenal, and they looked phenomenal. Lush greens (I’m such a sucker for post-apocalyptic plants devouring dilapidated buildings and this was full of it), fantastically nuanced expressions, and the most impressive digital hair I’ve…

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    Round two. Really appreciated Art & Patrick’s synchronized movements this time. They’re meant to be together!!!

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    Round three. I took what I thought was a “make life a little sparkly” amount of shrooms before, but it turned out to be more of a Salvador Dali situation, which means on the beach Tashi looked like an actual mermaid and in The Scene it looked like they were all GENUINELY MERGING INTO ONE PERSON.

    Wouldn’t recommend taking shrooms before this one, not sure why I did, and yet… FIVE STARS!!!!

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    Love that Potion Seller wrote a combination of 7 DAYS IN HELL and DESIGN FOR LIVING and it’s so fucking good all I wanna do is blast the score while getting smacked on the ass with a tennis racket.

  • Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World

    Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World

    ★★★★½

    Bobita radicalized me, where the bitches at ‼️

  • Love Lies Bleeding

    Love Lies Bleeding

    ★★★½

    The muscle growth foley in this is so brilliantly upsetting. Kudos to the hair team for Ed Harris’s wig. Stewart hot and stellar as ever.

  • Anyone But You

    Anyone But You

    ★★★½

    Classic mid tier romcom goodness!!! Movies are back, baby!

    Main takeaways:
    - Her parents need to be tried for war crimes. 
    - The two of them cost the city of Sydney SO MUCH in taxpayer dollars?!???
    - “Nobody’s 29.”
    - Pete I am in love with you and the way you speak to koalas.

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    I would like to be like Bella Baxter in every single way.

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★★

    What if the real Von Erich Curse… 🤼‍♂️ was the dad we had along the way 😔

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