• Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    Love that Potion Seller wrote a combination of 7 DAYS IN HELL and DESIGN FOR LIVING and it’s so fucking good all I wanna do is blast the score while getting smacked on the ass with a tennis racket.

  • Dead Calm

    Dead Calm

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Not to hand it to aquatic rapist Billy Zane but to his credit I bet she completely forgot about her dead kid while he was on board…

  • Another Round

    Another Round

    ★★★★

    Drinking too many cold ones with the boys 😔🍻 

    Last scene took this from Very Good to Truly Great. Jazz Mads!!!!

  • Holy Motors

    Holy Motors

    ★★★★★

    Denis Lavant’s physicality is out of this world and when he bit Naomi Pierce’s fingers off I SCREAMED.

    Really lost it at the final scene. Those limos talking… One of the greatest things I’ve ever seen?

  • Deep End

    Deep End

    ★★★★★

    “I’m not a perverted little monster.”

    God, so fantastic. Like if After Hours was about the most disastrously horny guy in history who just wants to sniff and fuck his work crush instead of get home.

    More than any film I’ve seen in ages it had me going “how did he THINK of this???” So many batshit scenarios that felt either perfectly real or surreal.

    An alarming amount of hot dogs are eaten in this movie.

    Also… if the stone falls out that easily it isn’t an expensive ring, Sue!

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