Real Love

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Real Love is an original song in Grand Theft Auto 2, composed by Craig Conner. It is performed by in-universe band Pussywillows.

Description[]

The song can be listened to on Head Radio and Osmosis FM. In all versions of the game, the word "snatch" is censored on Osmosis FM.

It is placed at number four on the GTA 2 chart show.

Credits[]

Vocals - Craig Conner & Donna Douglas
Guitars - Stuart Ross
All Other Instruments - Craig Conner
Produced by Craig Conner

Lyrics[]

“

Hey, Bobby. You want to see my... Pussywillow?

You're the kind of broad that's just gagging for goods. You get soaking wet when I show you my toot.

When you come waterfalls. I'm coming for you...

I'll sniff your snatch but you've got to...

Wiggle it a bit. Tickle it a bit.

I'm gonna get in my car. Gonna go near or far. Gonna take off my bra. I wanna fuck right now where you are.

So lift me up.

Gonna find me. Gonna find me.

Real love!

So lift me up.

Gonna find me. Gonna find me.

Real love!

You wanna see what's in my... in my pants?

Uh?

Wiggle it a bit. Tickle it a bit.

I'm gonna get in my car. Gonna go near or far. Gonna take off my bra. I wanna fuck right now where you are.

So lift me up.

Gonna find me. Gonna find me.

Real love!

So lift me up.

Gonna find me. Gonna find me.

Real love! ”

Video[]

"Pussywillows - "Real Love"

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