TV

The Real Housewives of Dallas

  1. Episode 9 Killing Time in Austin
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Carnie-Style “It’s funny that all this began with LeeAnne [pooping] in a bag.”
  2. Episode 8 Hollman Holiday
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Cake Wreck This week’s episode is a total snoozefest.
  3. Episode 7 Black and Blues
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Public Enemy No. 1 Shouldn’t LeeAnne be the villain on this show?
  4. Episode 6 Locken Loaded
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Bryan Is the Worst Dude, you are lucky to be married to Brandi.
  5. Episode 5 Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
    RHOD Recap: LeeAnne and Tiffany Face Off People aren’t supposed to behave reasonably on this show.
  6. Episode 4 Mouth of the South
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: No New Friends Tiffany, you must know this is a bad idea.
  7. Episode 3 Making Frenemies
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Bare Secrets Is a trip to the strip club necessary? No. Will it cause drama? Yes.  
  8. Episode 2 Mad As a Hatter
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Hat Trick It’s pretty lame to act punk-rock on the Dallas Charity Circuit.
  9. Episode 1 Everything Is Bigger in Dallas
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Series Premiere Recap: First Impressions The Lone Star State finally gets its own Housewives franchise.
  1. Episode 12 The Beginning of the End
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Terms of Endearment Et tu, Brandi?
  2. Episode 11 Ladies Who Launch
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Let Sparkling Dogs Lie The launch of Kameron’s Sparkle Dog pink dog food is nigh.
  3. Episode 10 Don’t Cry Over Shattered Glass
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Invasion of the Brandi Snatchers Even though Brandi is in the wrong, it’s tough to root for Cary.
  4. Episode 9 You’ve Yacht to Be Kidding
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Saving Private Dildo We’ve fallen back into the Cave of Forgotten Beefs.
  5. Episode 8 A Mouthful in Mexico
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: The Battle of the Bulge During their Mexico trip, the Housewives face a wave of dildo-based chaos.
  6. Episode 7 Viva La Mexico
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Behind Closed Doors LeeAnne’s rant about Cary is an instant Housewives classic.
  7. Episode 6 Don’t Cry Over Spilled Tea
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Tea Time Are the men of RHOD competing to see who can be the worst husband?
  8. Episode 5 Walking in Memphis
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Memphis Blues Has Kameron never seen an episode of Shark Tank?
  9. Episode 4 By Invitation Only
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Lemurs vs. Ponies Step it up, Cary! Didn’t you hear we’re attacking people with sandpaper this season?
  1. Episode 16 Party Fouls
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Season-Finale Recap: The Peaceful Bitch Stephanie’s frat party hosts the final battle of the Great LeeAnne-Brandi Phone Feud of 2018.
  2. Episode 15 Game of Phones
    The Real Housewives of Dallas: Friend Probation This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for black-hat LeeAnne Locken.
  3. Episode 14 Growers and Show-ers
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Schnapps, Lies, and Videotape Is LeeAnne pretending to be zen or actually succeeding at being zen?
  4. Episode 13 Something Is Rotten in Denmark
    Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: The Play’s the Thing As the Housewives arrive in Copenhagen, Brandi has a plan to entrap LeeAnne, and Stephanie still isn’t sure which country they’re in.
  5. Episode 12 Where’s Copenhagen?
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Mama Bear Mode LeeAnne goes wedding dress shopping and Stephanie’s husband makes an unusual request for an anniversary present.
  6. Episode 11 A Recipe for Disaster
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Nobody’s Business D’Andra and LeeAnne’s disagreement continues as others intervene to get D’Andra to watch her step.
  7. Episode 10 Are You Saying I’m an Alcoholic?
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: A Dog’s Rip D’Andra and LeeAnne’s friendship takes a major hit in an episode that brings out the worst in everyone.
  8. Episode 9 80’s Ladies
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Prom Night at Hater High The housewives break out their best throwback looks for an ‘80s-prom–themed benefit that leaves LeeAnne feeling emotional.
  9. Episode 9 Off the Leash
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Dog-Paint-Dog World The Real Housekids of Dallas paint the Real Housedogs of Dallas while D’Andrea continues to poke into LeeAnne’s business.
  10. Episode 7 Babes in Brandiland
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Toga Party A gag gift comes back to haunt a Housewife in an episode that also features a baby kangaroo, for some reason.
  11. Episode 6 Smashing Friendships
    Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Locker Up D’Andra reaches a crossroads in her business life and runs out of money (but not really).
  12. Episode 5 Rodeo Barbie
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Reverse Cowgirl D’Andra gets some cryptic advice about bull-riding and/or sex as part of her birthday celebration.
  13. Episode 4 God Save The Queen, Bitch
    Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Miss Butt Clencher USA Snowmobiles and “butt darts” all play a role in an episode that finds some Housewives patching up their differences.
  14. Episode 3 The Badger of Beaver Creek
    Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Leave It to Beaver Creek A trip to Beaver Creek, Colorado, leads to fights and double entendres.
  15. Episode 2 Bubbles and Brooding
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Ride It Like a Lady Stephanie and LeeAnne have a heartfelt conversation about mental health. Then the tequila and the usual nonsense take over.
  16. Episode 1 Your Amygdala Is Showing
    The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Big Amygdala Energy The Housewives learn about the amygdala, a baby joins the cast, and a wedding might be on the horizon in the third season premiere.

The Latest Reality TV News

  1. vulture investigates
    Who Are the Thirsty Celebrities on The Masked Singer? Our best guesses for season 12.
  2. close read
    A Tale of Two Housewives DUIs Shannon Beador and Karen Huger’s damage-control narratives are as different as the personas they’ve each spent seasons cultivating.
  3. eliminations
    Thanks for the Tears, Paul and Prue A heartbreaking Great British Baking Show decision underlines what an all-timer this season is.
  4. attention bakers
    The Great British Baking Show Boss Is ‘Very Interested’ in an All-Star Season Despite what Prue Leith says.
  5. reunions
    Did Nick Dorka Join Love Is Blind for the Wrong Reasons? His journal sure makes it seem that way.
  6. branding challenge
    Drag Race Global All Stars’s Failure Is Classic RuPaul The would-be celebration of international drag culture was a spectacular flop, but the problem goes deeper than simple favoritism.
  7. when in rome
    Survivor Paused the Season to Dunk on One Guy Rome wasn’t built in a day, but he was made fun of for an entire episode.
  8. vulture lists
    The Love Is Blind Season 7 Power Rankings Even Leo.
  9. housewives institute bulletin
    How Do You Like Them Apples? It’s not that the RHONY reboot is boring, it’s just back-to-basics in a way that’s disconnected from modern-day Housewifery.
  10. relationship goals
    Actually, They Are Here to Make Friends In an age when casts prioritize camaraderie, reality TV has finally retired its most infamous cliché.

More Shows You May Like

  1. The Real Housewives of Atlanta
  2. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
  3. The Real Housewives of New Jersey
  4. The Real Housewives of New York City
  5. The Real Housewives of Orange County
`; // integrate Sub(x) scripts and elements if (hostname !== 'subs.nymag.com') { // do not integrate on this subdomain document.head.appendChild(trackingScript); document.body.insertAdjacentHTML('beforeend', subXAnimationElements); }